Glory Portal

[PregnantBoy]

she should fire a portal at his face so he can suck his own .

[Smithproduktions88]

He clearly forgot that in order for the glory hole to work he need drunk girls.

[Pokefan4375]

Who else read the T-Shirt line as the turret?

[VirtusTenebrae]

The complex, and clearly unsafe mechanics of quantum-space tunneling are NOT for your pleasure, sir. Now get back to the test, or I will be forced to use the motivational neurotoxin gas again.

[lmitch456]

I would of did that because when I started watching the vid I forgot the thing that takes away your portals then I saw the end of this video xD

[ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO]

@lmitch456 or she coulda just replaced the blue portal :-S

[l3umas1]

HAHAHA! Completely forgot about portal cancel from vator!

[MisterAnimann]

That only could've ended badly >.<

[woodlefoof2]

does anyone actually stick their dick in a hole just cause they see a chick? i mean if it was a building for that, but randomly? im a little more careful with my manhood

[TheSirSadler]

thats gonna be a "hard" one to explain to the doctors..

[Richjoker96]

Hm what game is this?

[TheSirSadler]

@Richjoker96 Portal

[MCJason002]

I was eating food when I randomly clicked this video and I almost choked at 0:45 :D

[AADiddy]

Blue portal on the wall ? SEEMS LEGIT !

[themags]

That is why the lead characters are women.

[bigmackstar1]

instant dildo for an instant vagina :3

[chad912]

@Frenchkitty09 Definitly a girl lol

[PercyWellington]

Genital mutilation is not a joke

[nnesseth]

@PercyWellington lol

[Frenchkitty09]

@PercyWellington Oh yes it is ;)

[MinecraftWithMaximus]

Rated TV-Y

Wow.

[greek0rapper0ak0mc]

Moral of the story: Don't stick your dick's into random portals.

[voltaic5]

How the hell did Chell create the blue hole outside Aperture laboratories? and that tiny btw? and WHY, if she weren't going to suck? For the lulz ofc

[hehe74782]

Y U NO GIVE HIM A BLOWJOB!?

[kingnutty109]

LMFAO

[bjossi2001]

WTF!

[Koonyou64]

What did I just Click on?

[Hepsutin]

Small hole in the wall at the same height with his "ding-ding-dong". Who else saw what was gonna happen?

[jones81381]

@Hepsutin Anyone who knows what a glory hole is would know what was going to happen. That's what a glory hole is. A hole in the wall that a dude sticks his junk through and someone on the other side makes use of it. The dangerous part is you don't know who is making use of it or what if any STDs they may have.

[MrYellowChello]

how do you guys always manage to come up with these amazing and funny vids

[kamalaleemarin]

so he had a gender change

[lego1agent]

americans...

[Desertdevil12132]

That is why you dont put your penis in a portal :P

[ledgend123ify]

oh shit that would hurt

[GoosedByLinkith]

I could see that coming.

[FreakAboutSims3]

Wouldn't his dick just slide out of the blue portal when it closed?

[XGamezOnlyX]

@FreakAboutSims3 and wouldnt that also mean this video wouldn't exist? ya. that'd suck.

[alden103]

i hate emancipation grids

[EdikMayhem]

thats our way of figuring every problem out :D

Just stick ya dick init

[krookyjj]

why is this rated tv-y?!?

[caserknight]

why did i see tht coming

[Nulono]

Portals don't work that way. It'd've been pushed out.

[Bobbzorzen]

First thougt: WFT COLD BLOODED!!!

[MrMarksman36]

GlaDOS:What's this?It seems you bring an interesting object at the previous room.

Chell: ...... o_o

[TheMrSpam]

1.get a girl drunk.

2. fire a tiny portal up her vagina.

3.fire a tiny portal on a fleshlight.

4. aw yeahhh

[RobinOlsen2011]

There is one thing thats wrong. The size of the blue portal....

[spartanworiar]

this is wird

[Oyabungaijin]

The 11th Commandment...Never, and I MEAN NEVER put your dick in a hole.

[RiotDragonX]

@Oyabungaijin Then we would have never existed and the human would have been extinct.

[lolopedroxD]

lol

[NoXram]

Game over indeed.

[mopoc7]

I saw that one comeing (not his though).

[superchairbed]

she is best troll ever!

[PieMoe]

I would've put a turret in front of the portal.

[jak702488]

there goes he's manhood

[adrianzeking]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

lololololol a glory hole

[KFTteam]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooow XD

[Virtuos5896]

Is it a melody from "still alive"?

[Litllesaw]

@Virtuos5896 Yes.

[Klockifice]

How did Chell fire a blue portal there?

[PNDRazor]

@Klockifice Magic.

[GeeGeeeeeeee]

@Klockifice portalception

[toadlolwtfbbq]

@Klockifice noclip :)

[Klockifice]

@toadlolwtfbbq NUU WITHOUT NOCLIP

[thereble101]

@Klockifice chell is here name???

[Johanimoe]

@Klockifice Magic

[EmuSnacks]

@Klockifice witch craft

[shotgunmanful]

how did it cut his penis?!i don't get it!!!

[vipertxt]

@shotgunmanful When you go through one of those force fields it immediately shuts down (closes) any active portals. destroying anything inside in the process.

[ItalianFlyGuy]

@shotgunmanful ...dumbass

[shotgunmanful]

@ItalianFlyGuy =_=come on....just don't get it right....

[tone4388]

@shotgunmanful the portal disapeared so when it did the penis was on the other side so it got cut off

[Alcsaar0]

I had to dislike this because lets be honest...

No one likes that.

[Nodity]

@Alcsaar0 Some people do :3

[TheReviewercast]

They should test it...

[Dronewolf1]

Never stick your dick through a portal that's at the end of a round/level.

[deloreandmc88]

She just wanted it for her

[Callmemisaki]

He deserved it. o.O

[codeman7055]

LOL!

[Ultiy]

hahha



[thgehawk141]

say bye to his manhood

[mortier19]

ouch

[kibaloveswarriors234]

lolz



[breaksystembse]

Does that mean his manhood belongs to Apecture Science? xD

[ToaLewa6]

@breaksystembse yes yes it does



[BjornTooth]

@breaksystembse nah, the portals just closed on his junk.

[JustinxFailJprox]

@breaksystembse Wellllll they tested the gun so yes

[azSka8er]

Wow. Take a joke you STUPID ass pathetic fuck. BELWO THIS COMMENT.  FUCK YOU

[Lokei300]

Game Over is Right....

[hunterslolvideos]

i know what im doing tonight

[TheSonntagszocker]

OH FUCK NO.......THAT MUST HURT

[XenaTheAlienChick]

owned XD

[MeGaEdIIToRMaN]

LOL That guy got really owned. XDD

[SaltySangster]

Wow i always thought of that lol.

[xxxNextGenGamerxxx]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[MondoMiniman]

Damn you firefox, the vid wouldnt load no matter what so i opened it in fail internet explorer. Which made me notice that the top comments shown on IE and Firefox are 2 completely different ones for the same video? Why is that?

[RIDDICK0911]

Gay Portal

[kibaloveswarriors234]

Ahhh

[jtjelani]

that could be the most awesome masturbading device ever! Suck ur own dick, HELL YEAH!......actually...

[BrEnNo1023]

@jtjelani sounds like something South Park would play on. The human race stops reproducing because everyone just wants to give themselves oral sex. then the boys and their parents would give a nice motivational speech about addiction to video games. Lulz.

[TheSuperJiggy]

awesome and funny : D

[hexpinteas]

There wasm't much to cut off anyways. -_-

[stigoblogg]

@hexpinteas You are really cool boasting about your dick online.

[hexpinteas]

@stigoblogg you're dick

[Banananuma]

Her chest is flat lol

[thetrueampvamp]

note to self: avoid trying to fuck a wall...

[zZH3ndr1x]

ahh..Portal :)

[Apollys]

This is how he finds out that reportal has been patched...

[isaacjrood]

Diana if you see this in the comments... HEY DIANA!

[scatman891]

Um why are the portals so tiny lol jk

[PlewxytheHewxy]

Poor dude, he's been watching too much pr0n. Great vid! xD

[MOOX3XP]

i think his penis would just be forever lost in the space time continuoum

[RanaGororo]

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA

[nbagf]

Homosapien means human ppl use q dictionary next time u homosapien

[theArifex]

She's lesbian, don't you know

[IWannaBeTheLetsPlaye]

ouch?

[MOOX3XP]

please notice the incandecent partical field.,,

[KabraxisOblivion]

holy crap :D

[Lonewolf349128]

@diabl2master yeah i figured that out later.

[johnrocks9999]

@Lonewolf349128 no when you go through those things the portals disapear so when she went threw the thing the portal closed in and cut his dick off xD

[meabulldog]

@johnrocks9999 we got that

[EpIcFaIL201111]

i thought she would play with it

[Lonewolf349128]

wait, your dick is aperture sceince technology?

[diabl2master]

@Lonewolf349128 no, the portals are all deactivated when you pass through the aperture science material emancipation grill, so the portal close and his dick was in it.

[PhineasandFerbPL]

FAIL ;D

[TeamCrift]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmrnmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Try to find r or n

[Portal2Rulez]

@TeamCrift found it! :D

[ShoShaVirus]

@TeamCrift third line directly right of the center also in "Try to find r or n" r and n appear at the end of the phrase

[ShoShaVirus]

@TeamCrift also in find there is an "n" and there is a "r" in Try

[TeamCrift]

@ShoShaVirus pff...noob

[Melylareputamadre]

but... the portal can't make damage, you should appear in one of the sides safe, lol

[sonicneo1]

pwned



[papoj1PVR]

Chell, that was part of the test!

[diehippie9000]

good for her its a sexual harassment free area. besides cave and Caroline

[ClevertonRS]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, esse eu ri muito. Bem pensado!

[Timmah790]

Fucking Emancipation Grids. More like DE-MANcipation grids.

[54AgeOfRogue54]

and that is why you only watch the hot girls

[GogozRule]

LIES! LIES I SAY! Normally if something is in between a portal then it gets pushed out instead.

[waj9876]

@GogozRule Exactly. It got pushed off his crotch. So that still works.

[GogozRule]

@waj9876 Fair point...

[Wizard101Dude69]

89 People never had a dick in the first place.

[Ddawg192]

You never ever stick your ding dong in a mysterious hole in the wall. XD

[bigbuddy2932]

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MinecraftTutorialsss]

xD



[ThePanetone22]

0:42 fatality !

[sayisakindof]

and i was thinking she would shot the orange portal to the guy's pants, so he would be raped by himself xD

[TheNoobyNoobNoob]

GLORY HOLE!

[OndaRockJunior]

xD cool



[pedrolioni]

eeeewwwww

[GmanIsMe100]

this should be called glory porthole

[Rangerwolf447]

And that my friends is why women are only allowed to use portals

[Yessoan]

Now your thinking with portals!

[ThatGuyWithHisHat]

epic win :)

[dark19980]

XD

[IRAngelFan]

lol

[matthew1allison2]

She stole it! XD

[CthulhuInACan]

Portals don't work that way. If you're halfway through one and it shuts down, you're shoved out of one of the portals, not chopped in half.

[teenkid123]

@CthulhuInACan question is which way do you get shoved?



[CthulhuInACan]

@teenkid123

Whichever portal you're further through, so in this case he would just be shoved back out into the alleyway.

[teenkid123]

@CthulhuInACan fiction is stranger than the truth

[zero8269]

hahaha! broken penis!

[AbstractGreenDude]

well, men do like to put they're dicks in different holes >_>

[Killer657498]

0:38 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD hahahahahahahha lol

[noblegamer47]

why is this in the video games in real life playlist? also: 0_0

[RomaniaCounterStrike]

Hahahahahahaha LOL

[gumpad]

HE's not thinking with portals.

[Banananuma]

So does that means she's a lezbion?

[xvxtobyxvx]

@Banananuma did you ever see teh first episode of dragonball?

[TheJack0Phantom]

I thought she would shoot a blue portal somewhere else and his dick would get chopped off lol

[RevengaJunior]

0:00

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[Ffantasy501]

@RevengaJunior no need 4 me :) ad block ftw...