Marine caught

[PetleyChase]

When i was in barracks i was training my dolphin to jump threw hoops everyday to and all the Marines ive ever worked with will tell a similar story " Marine in boot caught jerkin it on firewatch" "Jerkin it in the fighting hole" " jerkin it in the humvee " Jerkin it on night patrol"

We are like normal guys but cooler and have more testosterone!

[R3CON534]

its funny cuz all the thumbs at the top have 69 likes hahaah^^^^

[joeincali]

jajaja thats some funny shit right there man....i got caught too...but instead of that imagine my mom jajaja

[JEsquivel27]

im speechless!!! hahahah!!!

[dhughston]

nice haircut, MOTARD!

[BMONEYSLO]

He has no privacy... yet he is a private first class??

[bonethugfan]

i would have continued after they left

[H010CR0N]

thank goodness the marine was the shadow!

[BAYAREA4150]

Saving Ryan's Privates

[kiwiodoom]

Marine 1: Hey man, hes fapping to something wanna embarass him on cam then post it on youtube?

Marine 2: Yeah thats a great idea :D

Marine 1 : Grab your M4, lets check it out!

Marine 2: *lifts blanket* AAAH FUCK!!!

Marine 1: LOL HE WAS WATCHING PORN

Marine 3: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[abc114able]

In the marines, people jack off about 1 time a day. This poor bastard just happened to be caught.

[kritzel789]

this is shit xD really very embarrassing

[Axmedkoole]

Sucks when you have no privacy, even though they call you Private first class. F*ck them.

[Axmedkoole]

marine caught masturbating. What's so exciting about it?. 

[Robbob9933]

@Axmedkoole Not exciting, just funny. There are unspoken etiquette about taking care of this business. This Marine was violating this etiquette and his bunkmates took appropriate action.

[TheIrenedeguzman]

hahahahaha

[Cesarvalenzuela388]

Was that vid on his external harddrive? o_o I thought it was unhealthy to masturbate and marines do this?!

[R0aringC0w]

@Cesarvalenzuela388 If you think masturbation is unhealthy you're seriously uneducated. Regular masturbation can prevent prostate cancer.

[Cesarvalenzuela388]

@R0aringC0w Where did you get that from? Ima ask my doctor next time i see her lol. And see what she says.

[R0aringC0w]

@Cesarvalenzuela388 Google "masturbation health benefits". Look at it this way; sex isn't bad for you, and technically you're having sex with your hand. Your body doesn't know the difference. Anyway, if you do it regularly, you're getting rid of "stale" semen/old unhealthy sperm. Thus keeping your supply fresh and healthy.

"A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer." -menshealth

[nightwatch5]

@R0aringC0w

my buddy Red, gave me a 10 min lecture on how masturbation is healthy, at first i was like dam pretty legit, then i was like....why are we talking about jacking off?

are you red?

[silverdart333]

@Cesarvalenzuela388 Its not unhealthy to but if you do your only sapposed to once a day because more than one can cause prostate canser so i heer

[PimpmyNuggets]

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

[fatman072496]

he made it too obvious, a marine that hasnt gotten any in moths, has a laptop, and goes under the covers with the laptop and you hear scuffling noises

[Lemon0Tart]

@MrJeansy95 LOL, surgeon my ass...what mature adult would throw around childish abuse on youtube? "grow the fuck up nerd" haha. Grow the fuck up yourself kid.

[MrJeansy95]

@Lemon0Tart someone whos been around the fucking block dipshit

[Lemon0Tart]

@MrJeansy95 another line a surgeon would never use, your digging yourself a hole.

[MrJeansy95]

@Lemon0Tart oh yeah you know exactly what i should say how? are you a surgeon because any inteligent person should know that noone is the same no matter what there job backround is so you think you know what a surgeon will say hows this hope you dont get brain damage because if u end up on my table im going to just cause a brain hemorage and watch you twich till u die

[hardcorelifeforus000]

hahaha ayy come on he's over seas getting no action from girls.. most guys at least straight guys would understand shiit i do!

[EmoWolfSinger]

It's disturbing.. Yet I can't stop laughing!!

[mimiisawsome69]

bwahhahahahahaha rotflmao even my unborn baby laughed at him !!!

[WelloDaDon]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[loosekarrott]

@MrJeansy95 i rest my case

[4M473R45U]

He jizzed when they surprised him. That's why he spazzed ;D

[Zachaccount93]

Operation Cock Block

[pcsiva]

mission accomplished: ejaculation delayed

[chancegreat]

Bravo 1 bravo 1 do you copy? Bravo 1 copys over. Bravo 1 we have a rack in suspision of some serious armed warheads, we need you to check it out. Bravo 1 copys, well check it out, over.

[apso5]

Those are not toys, stupid marines.

[acesofspaces100]

Kind of Looks Like My Room..

[david102994]

at least he tried to camouflage his masturbation station

[123USMC456RUNQUICK]

lmao

[NotAG4yName]

ahh the good ol' Wack Shack

[briles24]

I'd be more embarrassed to get caught with that HAIRCUT.

[xfinchx]

@briles24 glad someone pointed that out! fuck me that is one atrocious hair style

[kingmigget]

pretty sure this is faked, but it is funny

[40gixer]

ha ha do what you gotta do man just leave the sheep alone

[15Ire]

Lolz haha:D



[eddp777]

nice hair cut ....

[holdon88ownsu]

bad enough he got cough but he had gun pulled

[katmandoom4]

if you have never been caught jacking off you not taking enough risk with you masturbation 

[tibulovesferny]

HAHAHAHAHA THIS SHIT GOT ME CRACKING UP HAHA YOUR WATCHING PORN HHA

[ashtom69]

HAHA! poor thang

[gmsquared]

the most dramatic way of busting someone haha

[TheBraderz67]

@gmsquared

That would of been throwing a dummy frag in there or a flash bang

[carebear8501]

lol oh god lol poor dude

[Tehsnook]

nice



[wapato509wero]

This fools !

[shohchkheh]

When war becomes a game... retards

[ThePOGlife]

lol, I don't know why you guys want to watch a guy jerk it but it's all good so long as your wearing boot bands.

[bleran11]

Oh that not cool....you cant do that...

[MrJeansy95]

first porn on youtube thumbs up to that

[loosekarrott]

@MrJeansy95 if i was born in 95 i would believe that too

[MrJeansy95]

@loosekarrott my son was born in 95 and its the first porn ive seen so far so eat shit

[loosekarrott]

@MrJeansy95 good for you! let's hope your kid doesn't turn out to be a loser like daddy!

[xXSgtWolfXx]

lol those guys are dicks.... so what the guy was having a wank

[Latin5king100]

omg HE watch pornhub O.o

[FunnyKid000]

thats right, go back and PAUSE YOU PERVERTS!!! lol

[castanon87]

@armyofone1102 army=ain't real men yet

[ChrissyOverkiller]

Hehehehehe good times!! Great vid.

[coolking533]

i know which one is the private!!!

[zingo101101]

they should shoot his dick off for thaat ;0

[23544323]

what's worst getting caught jacking off by your buddies or having a video of you getting caught jacking off on Youtube.

[AllLitUpProductions]

Devil dog!!!!Secure that penis!!!

[ramces219]

EPIC boner kill XD

[imawhiteboi]

Who ever laughs at this is going to hell .... ... pft..... ...hahahahahahahaha....

[sawyerbobby]

aww man that is ssoooo awkward

[nvrbckdwn187]

lol well i guess thats his stress relief lol

[kakarot283]

LMFAO im also gonna do this :) but in the ARMY

[bananacockroach]

@kakarot283 to who? lol who do you know that masturbates to porn thats gonna join the army with you?

[TheNorthernWolf117]

@bananacockroach Remember doodies,try not to get raped!

[armyofone1102]

@bananacockroach im joining the army but that was still pretty fucking funny.

marine: my ass rides in navy equipment. any questions?

[iAREanthonyyy]

@MrCanadian1867 haha really?? thats crazy. i wouldnt be surprised though. i'm going to look into that :p

[bananacockroach]

dude that lady getting fucked is fat lmao

[iAREanthonyyy]

how the hell did the guy not hear them? they were loud coming up lol

[attyjuan]

@iAREanthonyyy yup. that's what i thought too. steps are loud enough to be heard, and the bunk's other flap is wide open, facing the direction where the guys came from. bdw, wtf's the matter with that point's hair? alfalfa/little rascals type o' haircut?! jeez! hehehe

[MusicLives209]

hahahaha OWNED. lol

[swedesrule]

u with 3/1?

[papacrapas87]

why is there no blanket on the other side? loll

[exahtahtor]

No wonder why America hasn't won a war since ww2

[airsoftmeister94]

@exahtahtor What war has your country won? Ever.

[MisterDyer]

@exahtahtor Nobody really lost one either...

[MrToxicNightmare]

glad to see soldiers having fun even when in the line of duty

[ManOnTheMoon816]

Lmfao

[HoracioSharpNSHS]

Haha lol damn

[dannya1209]

he didnt hear them coming? must've been beating it pretty hard.

[iSkate7104]

@dannya1209 ha i get it....coming....

[chargers705]

Wouldn't non magnified EOTechs be easier to use indoors?

[meanmarine85]

you guys were lucky to have laptops. we used pictures of other grunt's wives, girlfriends, sisters, moms etc... man i miss the Corps sometimes

[crustyjack007]

HAHAHAHA Thats some funny shit right there, It would be better if he was watching Fat chick porn

[Snacks4Scooby]

I think a pair of vice grips to the balls sounds good

[TheEvilAllan]

hey at least he likes girls

[RobertsBlake]

haha thats hilarious!

[MrDrewXII]

Fuck you guys I was just tryin to get off

[GroundInfantry]

Why would Sarge and Sweetwater do this? (because it's funny)

[exotszm]

Did you say: „make love, not war“ ?

OK, where is my laptop? :-)

[321trish]

lmfao...i hope that was real....HILARIOUS

[thuff420]

HAHAHA thats the worst to be caught in that spot

[unodosntres]

BUAHAHA!

[reodk]

Hes watching porn? Nice.

[fredzded123]

Fuckn hilarious

[erharrison223]

hhahahahahahahahahhahaahahahah­ahhahaha

[usa2231]

"ohhh man!HES WATCHIN PORNN!Ahahaha"

Lmao!

[SIECKTWO]

You can always tell the 16 year olds. They talk more shit about weapon safety and what kind of rifles they had more than the video. Don't worry, when you grow up and become a big boy you can jack off to all the guns you want, just stop arguing over stupid shit like sights and flash supressors. YOU JUST WITNESSED A GUY GET CAUGHT JACKING OFF. Maybe talk about that?

[RoundenBrown]

Nice Himmler hair-do.

[splintercellftw]

Hah what a homo.

[gunzfactory]

hey i know her!!

[SKatman115]

haha HE"S WATCHIN PORN!!

[URFAIRYGODMODER]

@SKatman115 no he is making love with his woman on skype rofl and he is using his best freind handy

[thespartanlegoguy]

0:18, I'm watching Porn!

I was wondering what was on that screen :/

[sierrasunsetene]

HAHA POOR GUY, FUNNY SHIT THO

[MyOwnPersonalSaint]

O.O... My eyes are forever blind!!!

[zlsprenkle]

Marine with glasses doesnt know what he's doing... staring pretty much down the scope while indoors with no target in the room. Every Marine with minimal training understands that this is a bad move.

[thing503]

@zlsprenkle You're retarded. And besides, there's no such thing as "minimal training" to a Marine. Go play Call of Duty.

[zlsprenkle]

@thing503 I am a Marine... served 5 years 3 of which were in the infantry. I know what im talking about :-D i would like to know why I am retarded in saying that? In close quarters conditions its Eye muzzle target. Please do not call me a retard when you know nothing of what you speak of.

[thing503]

@zlsprenkle Lol, who the fuck cares? I didn't know that when you were screwing around with your buddies that you were REQUIRED to adhere to your training. And what division, MOS etc.

[AngelFaceJade]

LMAO! Classic!

[OptimalDistortion]

Can Marines even have glasses?

[semperfibarbie89]

@OptimalDistortion yes lol they can also get lasik surgery

[pamew]

@OptimalDistortion Yes, although they have to wear standard issue ones past a certain point. If you watch any vaguely accurate war film, you'll notice that marines always seem to wear the same chunky retro looking glasses. once a marine has graduated they may wear their own glasses as long as the design is plain looking. They've earned the name BCGs (birth control glasses) due to the in-joke that it's impossible to attract a woman whilst wearing them.

[RussianSnipeU]

Got em lol

[CaptainKickass0651]

how about some muzzle awareness and maybe not violating weapon saftey rules. just sayin.

[kingheinz57]

@CaptainKickass0651 how about not being a fag. just sayin

[Lv5FtW]

@CaptainKickass0651 There's no rounds in the rifles, dude.

[CaptainKickass0651]

how about some muzzle awareness and maybe not violating weapon safty rules. just sayin.

[toenailcliptoby]

LOL!!!!

[SinerAthin]

Fail at subtlety!

[7rancisco1]

It'd be disturbing if he was watching gay-porn

[oOChaosWolfOo]

@7rancisco1 shhhh dont ask dont tell remember?? lol

[dirtyguam64]

this in Korea?

[supersaijen0]

Yeah it was in RLFC up north

[Possummam]

@supersaijen0 HAHA.....I remember that place. I was in Korea from 2005-2007.

[chase1953]

i thinkk the girl was giving him a hand job on the porn lol

[vluu1991]

combat glide... comes in handy!

[Pearlharbor350]

Wow first time I though he was wacking it but I look back and now I see the born and what position their doin it ha well ya gotta keep sane somehow

[MrKyleSchick]

@Pearlharbor350 born????

[clonesstudio]

look at the tv when hes caught it look like h3 watching porn

[Levis19958]

@clonesstudio that's why the title is Marine caught (on watching porn), probably he was jerking off too :D

[chase1953]

@clonesstudio thats because he is..

[24GordonFan223]

ha! 

[ZAC2994]

he was caught wackin one off Ahahaha good one

[abcd1234781]

that could have been worse if it were insurgents

[TheFederalHack]

Hahahahahaha

[safersephiroth50]

Hahahahaahaha that's some funny ass shit lmao!! i wonder if utube realized that it shows nude things in the tv tho lmfao!!

[lpdragons15]

hahahahahahah lol

[airbornghost123]

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

[FRIDAYFREESTYLES]

lmfao

[eurofutballa12]

Those are m4's. Note that the stocks have that space in them. A tavor, is a bullpup design which this is clearly not, at 0:09 you get a good view.

[tjlures]

@eurofutballa12 who ever you are talking to needs to realize that our military only uses m16 and there shorter barrel cousin the m4 so obviously it can't be any other gun

[Foamy01]

AHH me's bait'en it

[Jeremiahking101]

Lol

[BackUpClover]

That's the Tavor 21?

[csmybuttt]

@BackUpClover no

[BackUpClover]

@csmybuttt Then what is it?

[csmybuttt]

@BackUpClover Standard issue M4s. Why did you suggest the TAR-21?

[BackUpClover]

@csmybuttt Looks different in this video. Doesn't look like the M4.

[csmybuttt]

@BackUpClover They are M4s with forward grips and optics. They don't have magazines, which I assume are for safety reasons. The Tavor looks completely different, with its bullpup design.

[BackUpClover]

@csmybuttt Oh so that's why.

[supersaijen0]

@csmybuttt yeah, in there we used only M-4 with ACOG lenses and a broom stick. Our other toys were locked up for a gear inspection.

[supersaijen0]

@csmybuttt yeah, in there we used only M-4 with ACOG lenses and a broom stick. Our other toys were locked up for a gear inspection.

[sweetenedicedtea]

@csmybuttt Because he thinks he knows everything because hes played call of duty -.-

[supersaijen0]

@BackUpClover No, its a M-4

[URFAIRYGODMODER]

@supersaijen0 yeah its a m416 cqb its awsome

[MajKong101]

@BackUpClover I really dnt know how you can't tell the differance between that and an M4

[thespartan65535]

@BackUpClover are you fucking high?

[BackUpClover]

@thespartan65535 No, there was no magazine and I couldn't see the rifles clearly. So I thought it was something other than an M4.

[csmybuttt]

Moral of the story is: Use two blankets.

[xXCannonXx]

nigga was wackin hard O_O

[csmybuttt]

@xXCannonXx Who says it's a nigga? Are you one of those people who refer to everyone as "nigga"? Better yet, are you even black?

[xXCannonXx]

@csmybuttt yea bruhh got a problem racist ass nigga? Ill go OJ on your ass nigga

[csmybuttt]

@xXCannonXx See, "nigga" is one of those words that stir emotion by itself, like profanity. You hear or see it, there is an immediate reaction inside your head. Therefore, you use it sparingly. Stop wearing out the word, as it loses meaning when it's thrown about carelessly by someone like you.

P.S. Did you just refer to me as "bruhh" and "nigga"? I'm not some rabid racist but I know enough that one term should be used by white people and the other by black people. Do you know which is which?