COBRA VS NINJA * Opening

[Augments]

they shouldve called this movie "Mick Jagger vs Napoleon Dynamite"

[WolftheWidowmaker]

Ninja challenge cod? Is that some sort of newfangled euphemism?

[LivinWorstNightmare]

You know he's a ninja because he has to run on top of a mountain and tell the world.

[rakninja]

sometimes, i , too, want to run to the top of a mountain and yell out:

"NINJAAAAAAAA!!!"

[hobo0ralph]

Budget for this movie: 3 dollars ;)

[kbasten]

Jnkboy

[VenomTheHedgehog]

jnkboy brought me here!

[Riitje]

This is actually the best fighting scene I've seen Godfrey do so far...

[MistyFu]

epic! :-)

[aylmer666]

story by the "AAV Creative Unit"? This was written by a robot?

[Positive4Feedback]

NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL

[hantarex1974]

The music is" Aleph - fire on the moon "

[euricdinkins]

ahhHH!!!!!!!!!!!, the infamous ninja challenge card! No on can refuse that!!!!

[nin131]

A Napoleon Dynimate Ninja!! Cool!!!! hahahahahaha...

[billybones69420]

@nin131 If only Pedro had been there, things may have ended differently.

[9Ratsel9]

It's quite surreal that I actually like the music from 1:52 to the end of the fight. Hahaha.

[jruwing87]

godfrey ho strikes again! NINJAAAAAA~!

gotta love the napoleon dynamite-ninja. gosh... freakin idiot.

[airwolfman]

RICHARD HARRISON F T W!!!!

[FierceResolve]

HE CAN REPUSE ME

[RokuroKazuma]

father of power rangers o- o?

[blazeken00]

wow.... that really suck

[kingsouther]

this is the coolest intro to any movie ive ever seen.

[poep85]

Damn, getting that sword out (1:40) takes forever.

[HandsomeDynamite]

I hate it when I'm born a ninja warrior and I must prove myself to all ninjas that I'm the best around.

[trauermusik]

Ninja´s voice its like Napoleon Dynamite´s xD

[galfoni]

I was just thinking the same :):)

[swedishnitro]

Additional stars awarded to referencing a 'ninja challenge card' and the fact it was filmed in a cricket pitch.

[Maccready]

roflmao

[DaveRapoza]

I need to find out if master ninja Gordon survived. Gordon, a ninja name.

[ricmarc]

now i know where they got the idea for power rangers.

[strengthofwill]

weeaboos!

[KaijuSlasher13]

good movie....

[antovador]

interesting a John McEnroe ninja

[LightningFistFighter]

Where the hell did all that hair go under the yellow ninja mask?

[das81]

Wig!

[TimberWolfW]

Watch out! The deadly sheath attack!

[ildiodelmetallo]

LOL

[SingularityStorm]

Is...is he fighting Napoleon Dynamite?

[SomethingAnon]

@SingularityStorm I thought the same thing!

[das81]

Looks like a Tekken Intro, lol.

[patsy02]

That choreography isn't too bad actually.

[karaokekongen]

so awesome ninja moves at the end

[Raze665]

lmao... wonder where can i buy a "Ninja challenge card"

[das81]

"If you feel like you need a Ninja Challenge today, call 555-CHALLENGE, and you'll get your Ninja Challenge item for 20.30, Act now!, and get your Ninja Challenge card if you're bewteen the 50 first to call!"

[baronvg]

I didn't know Dead Or Alive scored ninja movies. lol

[das81]

Which DOA song specifically?

[baronvg]

Well it sounds like "You Spin Me Round". That's the only DOA song I know.

[baronvg]

Man, I had the pleasure/shame(?) of seeing this movie as a kid. My god, I can't help but laugh watching this.

[das81]

Here in Argentina they used to show this on tv in the weekend's afternoons.

Richard Harrison(sadily) is a very familiar face to me.

[khra81]

man, the eighties were nuts

[jruwing87]

i was like... totally bouncing to the opening music haha :D this movie sucks ass, but i love it

[pacificimporters]

ahh, the infamouse ninja challenge card!

[BjornIn1979]

"The Best ninja now is Gordon!" haha...call me crazy but somehow I doubt a guy named Gordon is the best ninja around

[FIXTREME]

crazy

[BjornIn1979]

Why must you call me Crazy?

[FIXTREME]

because you said "call me crazy but somehow I doubt a guy named Gordon is the best ninja around ". NEVER curse the godly ninja grandmaster Gordon!!!

[BjornIn1979]

I NEVER cursed anybody!! I'm scared, Scared!

[Rightio]

BjornIn1979 you are clearly an idiot. Everyone knows Gordon is the greatest ninja of all time

[FIXTREME]

Agreed

[baronvg]

Amen to that! lol

[trunks06]

rofl why are they talking like they're reading from a word board? lol hahahahaaha this is hilarible. This is hilarious and terrible at the same time!

[trunks06]

lol rofl! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Carrot Top: Why must you challenge me?

Ninja w/ Blue Headband: Its fate.

Oh gosh this is horrilarious. Its horrible and hilarious at the same time.

[archer1949]

I've watched a few clips from these movies. Do they ALL begin with the Aussie guy running up a hill and yelling "NINJA!"?

If so that's pretty bad ass. Like James Bond's gunbarrel or something.

And you ain't a Ninja unless your rockin' the official Ninja headband.

[FIXTREME]

WHats the name of that song?

[FIXTREME]

Whats the theme song???

[Marz450]

watchin this faded is a trip.

[FIXTREME]

NINJAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KrimzonAlchemist]

ZUH!?

[TANTOSLOSNICKSCOGIOS]

The afro guy looks like Napoleon Dynamite

[ildiodelmetallo]

Wtf is this shit ?

[ordinaryk]

NINJAAAA!!!!

[Shingitaishinoby]

VERY FUNNY COMEDY

[Lolgunz]

Where i can get this song in the beginning? Its just great!

[reysolboy]

I agree! That song is cool! LOL guess it's gonna be difficult to find

[jamelot]

OH MY GOODNESS. It has literally been over 2 decades since I last watched this movie. I was about 6 or 7 years old. And I thought this movie was so cool. I may laugh at it and find it corny now by todays standards, but back in the day, this movie was hardcore for me.

[aperkins07]

It's MIGHTY MORPHIN TIME! lol..

[SexDiamonds]

Napolean Dynamite? A Ninja?

[BrezhnevIsMyCoPilot]

To challenge Gordon, you must first defeat Carrot Top in ninja combat!

[strikecommando7]

holy shit! the art directors name is eagle! EAGLE! how badass is that!?

[krazycat7]

This Movie Rocks!! Brings back old memories. I wish they would remake these movies using today's technology and stunts. Would make for a really good movie.

[freegg888]

Yea it got cool once they switched into their uniforms.

[redplague888]

Blockbuster has it! Try the total access thing...it's great!

[DevinB9]

F'ing AWESOME!! My folks have this movie on VHS. I've gotta go find it some day.

[MissyFuck]

hahahaahahhahahaahaaaahahahaah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha­h

[Zekium]

In the beginning, the screen is at 16:9.

At the end, he goes to the 4:3 !

What's happened ?

[troutpencil]

in all pan and scans they leave the credits in the original format.

[Underscore1415]

Pan and scan? You mean this thing actually had a cinematic release at some point?

[troutpencil]

where else would it have played in the 80s?

[troutpencil]

note that this was surely filmed open matte

[Filmriss]

Infuckincredible!

[japan2themax]

hahah!!! Purple guy sounds just like Aussie Billy in Ninja Squad...love it!

[yunboo]

funny as hell