Only If May Pretends

[BeastinReach]

May I stick it in her butt?

[simcas666]

wile this episodes were on tv i missed brock he was the cool person of pokemon xD

[JordanIsHipHop]

you fucking suckadick

[Pluto750]

the hell happened to brock!?

[champ8887]

anyone notice dick and balls with hands at 1:50

[Ranma1224]

@champ8887 LOL

[stackelberger]

Misty will always be the best girl on Pokemon. May and Dawn dont even come close. The show jsut isnt the same without Misty

[NaruSakuHina5000]

Am I the only who notices the top comment guy's username?

[sakuraharuno560]

@NaruSakuHina5000 ROFL

[kati3427]

I could tolerate May. But as soon as Dawn came, I just stopped watching.

[puckdemon]

=/ yeah i know the feeling of most people i was like 6-10 when they took out brock and misty

[vidycz15]

i like the song, whats the name?

[Delcatty4773]

I wanna kiss May

[thegr8roshan]

@insanesonic11: I got to agree with u. I was just 4 months from being born when the original came out. original, fantastic. chronicles, don't care. advanced battle and frontier, AWESOME. but since diamond and pearl, WTF?!

[biodv8]

this song ????

[insanesonic11]

dialga made timr, palkia made space but arceus is the god of pokemon? bu theres still reshiram and zekrom? i was alittle kid (2yrs old) who loved pokemon but when diamond and pearl came i wa sad

[Minerincoolshoes1016]

new pokemon shows suck.....but the games are good....(i said good not great)

[DescentFromHeaven]

@Minerincoolshoes1016 hey i love the games haha xD all of tem are amazing to me.

[garret933]

i hate the new girls. misty and may were the best

[mtbDAhkk]

as my fourth favorite pokemon movie (first being the Third movie (GO CHARIZARD!), second being pokemon 2000 (to this day, I cannot get that song out of my head), and third being the first) Pokemon Lucario and the Mystery of Mew (8 if you didn't know) was extremely enjoyable for three reasons. 1. It really made me feel like I was watching a good story. 2. The dvd extra with the Mastermind that guest starred Misty was awesome. 3. May was in a really small bikini XDDDDD

[m03hawkman]

old school pokemon was the best

[bjon130896]

2:20 what did ash see and what ep

[yug2323]

the intire time i was thinkking sniff the butt

[laladieladada]

how dud ash got this girl?

did he steal a bike again?

[bjon130896]

@laladieladada pikachu BBQed her bike

[Aflay1]

Can't we all agree that they are cartoon characters in the first place, and that justifying the age is pointless? Just masturbate or idolize already. Your not hurting anyone.

[zombieluvah]

hey you bunch of dumb asses you get your pokelisence when your ten and may had been held back until ash came along so they could be the same age. and if not then you don'e know so shut the fuck up about it!

[Delcatty4773]

May is so sweet...

[Uruckingfetard22]

i can't believe she keeps wearing the same cloths.

[RedfieldPunch]

shes fuckin hot ^-^

[Lolmeimgood]

@RedfieldPunch Perv, She's ten... I agree!

[Temporalsworn]

@Lolmeimgood so 10 in japan is like 16 here

[nigger4167]

@Lolmeimgood She aint ten fuck mash is like 20 but he never changes

[nigger4167]

@nigger4167 Ash

[nigger4167]

Dude i liked pokemon when i was 8 they still had misty around then it went slighty down hill then all they kept was ash.New girls like dawn,may and they got a new one to.They even took brock out.The movies didnt always suck.Now i think they're just making up more legendary pokemon out of nowhwere. 

[TheAnimefan112]

@nigger4167 i liked first gen the most and gen 2 and 3 about the same, but everything after was pure shit.

[Temporalsworn]

@nigger4167 also the girl for black and white is black...eeeewww XD jk

[MrBleep42]

@nigger4167 They have to keep the series going somehow and keeping the old pokemon would be classical but things get old(I still love them btw, i don't know any of the new ones). Also there needs to be new pokemon...but but "lampy" the lamp pokemon(which i believe is in the Black and White version, or the newer one what ever the name is) is ridiculously named

[babbit09]

@nigger4167 I agree, personaly I liked Misty the most, May/Max I could tolerate, but dawn and on I could not even LIKE! Then new legendarys also seem just, random, I mean, what's there backstory? Mewtwo was a genetic experiment, Jirachi is a wish granter that wakes with a special comet every 1000 years, Groudon and Kyogre created the land and seas. But the new ones? I have no idea..

[curtiskumfer]

@nigger4167 dude yea they sitting there so whatre w doing now eh idk just write words on the paper I'm sure itll make since if not who cares people don't watch anymore ha

[Spleenatron9]

@nigger4167 next is a spoon that evolves into a fork and then a rino with a knife in its head. where did the rino come from? don't ask me...

[XboxLevelUp]

@nigger4167 agreed.

[Bodysmoker]

@nigger4167 Yeah man, a short while ago i was just zappin on the telly and i came across the 7th pokemon movie... i mean, wtf? And why the hell would they take Brock out?!

[Johny2662]

@Bodysmoker I guess they think Brock has been around long enough for at least awhile so they're giving him a break? Maybe he'll come back one of these days.

[kirbyfan900]

May 4 life

[kirbyfan900]

They should broadcast Hoenn again

[00DragonBoy]

After all the pokemon girls, I like May the most.

[ThisIsSoKoool]

what is the song called? :)

[tennisrox4444]

@ThisIsSoKoool @kailakarns97 When I Pretend by Jordan Pruitt

[kailakarns97]

What song was this?! Its beautiful...

and i miss May in the show

[Aflay1]

Soo....1:58.

[MineMurphydog]

Gotta date em' all!

[neosamus98]

Be honest, the only reason any of us came here was to look at the thumbnail.

[starwars3290]

ash in hoenn 11 in unova 10 i agree he is getting younger

[GushMinhas]

aw fuck i ended up in this part of youtube

[CCLnurseWannaBe]

thats just sad if only may asked out ash. this was when it was better now pokemon turnd in to a tool.i would still be in to pokemon if this haddint happen >:( pokemon, you use to be my best friend

[MsChiyuko]

Name of song?

[bendogmon]

yeah may was my fav

also anyone else notice her bulbasaurs forehead mark kinda looks like two hearts?

[burdy1221]

its funny the voice actor for Ash is actually a girl,

look it up if you dont believe me

[Fungirl111222333]

Witch episode is 0:14?

[KROMExRainbow]

1:58 for why we're all here.

[Bodysmoker]

@KROMExRainbow Thanks, but stil... bummer dude...

[FursonaWorldLLC]

ah, anime; the one magical place we can escape to when the real world sucks too much.

[wolfo5317]

0:50

Pikachu's Face xD

[edwardelricsparckles]

may shouldve been the keeper for ash for the rest of the series, because she is the prettiest pokemon girl there! D:<

[Delcatty4773]

@edwardelricsparckles I agree

[tiffa808]

i always did like her better than misty

[rochivon]

Wait...Ash has proper education..most children in japan graduate early in japan in age 10 which means ash is a child prodigy...but i laugh wherever brocks announce that ash poke'mon is evolving...

[samm1099]

@Delcatty4773 waiter!? one life for this man here please!

[krazybakan0]

@samm1099 lol

[Delcatty4773]

@samm1099 what do you mean with "waiter"?

[samm1099]

@Delcatty4773 HEY! DONT DEFY THE TOP COMMENT! ESPECIALLY IF ITS A JOKE!

[Aflay1]

@Delcatty4773 She is cute...very cute, but there are prettier girls. She doesn't fall far from the tree though. Animators have alot to be proud of.

[Delcatty4773]

@Aflay1 yeah, maybe I was wrong, because May is a beautiful girl, but Pokemon is a cartoon that has many beautiful girls, so it's hard to say what girl is the prettiest

[Aflay1]

@Delcatty4773 Well, what matters is that you stick to your opinion and respect others. I still think she's pretty, maybe the prettiest girl in pokemon, but there are other anime's, with prettier girls.

[Delcatty4773]

I wish May was my girlfriend

[itsanawesomeguy]

we all know combusken evolved so it could become sexier and more powerful to rape may

[PoizZzen]

Ash in Kanto - 10 years old. Ash in Johto - 10 years old... Now in Black an White.. Ash is still 10 years old. How the fuck

[WayEpicSims2Freak]

@PoizZzen He presses the "B" button on his birthday every year so he stays young.

(You'll only get that if you've played any of the games)

[PoizZzen]

@WayEpicSims2Freak Lol, I never thought about that fact. xD

[Delcatty4773]

I love May!

[SuperMario6419]

@Delcatty4773 Me too!

[Delcatty4773]

@SuperMario6419 I know

[D4rkLigh7]

Pokemon has been on fore many many years. 10 at the least, too lazy to check. Ash should be in his 20s.

[Gypstreaker]

Where the hell did Ash & his friends got all the money to buy food?

[pokemongurlz]

@Gypstreaker

umm... hello... pokemon battles? if u played the game ud know

[erickmakoolit08]

@SangerZonvolt

yup. he's only 12. the same age as May and Dawn.

Brock is 20 and Misty is 18.

[ehabcharek]

@erickmakoolit08

O_o seriously!!!!????!?!?!?!

[postnjam]

aren't ash and may only 10 because ash says that now he is 10 he can get his pokemon

[erickmakoolit08]

if you are the a true pokemon fan. (which means that you played all the games, read the manga, and watched the anime)

you will know that Misty is older than ash and she only likes him because Ash reminds her of her old Bf, which is Ash's older brother who already died.

and you will know that May, Dawn, and the girl from the Battle Frontier are the only 3 that have truly had feeling for Ash.

[srdavies14]

@erickmakoolit08

Ash is an only child!

[KarumiTao]

@erickmakoolit08 where can I see/read what you just wrote about misty ?

[pokemongurlz]

@erickmakoolit08

omg where can i read that?

[fireneko100]

1:59

the best hair cut

[ARTIindisquize]

whats name of song?

[pennstate713]

@ARTIindisquize Jordan Pruitt - When I pretend.

[PacoHeavyFire]

how is this song called?

[MobianShoopIndustry]

Satoharu <3

[minecraft1113]

@sangerzonvolt if you were a fan of Pokemon you would know that ask is only about 10 well he is older now but not that old i would know because i'm the number one Pokemon fan

[Kodak09Productions]

@minecraft1113 If you're the 'number one Pokemon fan', why can't you spell Ash's name right?

[keatsuki]

1:58 omg her hair is so pretty it reminds me of blue/leaf from the game and manga :D

[chakra25king]

i would say ash is gay, but really he's a retard that can't comprehend sexuality... or being a decent trainer. he's always in the middle of the pack at best. lol

[ArchyTheNub]

3:30 Lol @ Pikachu ;l

[MegaKlode]

Ende tiden nærmer seg ta imot Jesus Kristus Guds sønn før det er for sent for og ta imot Jesus be denne bønnen her:

Jesus jeg bekjenner deg som herre i mitt liv. Jeg tror med mitt hjerte at Gud oppreiste Deg, Jesus,fra de døde,slik at jeg skulle få tilgivelse for mine synder,og et nytt liv. Takk for at Du tar bort alle mine synder,og at jeg fra nå er felst, har fått et nytt liv og er blitt en ny skapning. Amen

Gud velsingne dere i Jesus Kristus navn. Amen

Men du må mene det oppriktig i hjerte

[SangerZonvolt]

So, he´s a teenager. He doesn´t have prober education. And he´s allways traveling with a girl. How the fuck did that go without a pregnancy?

[bobbiwib]

@SangerZonvolt he's 10 ¬_¬

[SangerZonvolt]

@bobbiwib

I thought he was ten when they started. How long did they travel? Or is it like the Simpsons, where they never age?

[bobbiwib]

@SangerZonvolt hmm I'd say they've been travelling 9/10 years by this point... so I HOPE it's like the simpsons! =P

[SuperMegaFl0yd]

@SangerZonvolt "prober" education?

[SangerZonvolt]

@SuperMegaFl0yd

I misspelled "proper", though after looking it up (I´m not a native english speaker) I think that isn´t the right word for what I tried to say. I think "adequate" fits better. Though maybe in this case it´s better to say "No education at all".

[UsurperDunamis]

@SangerZonvolt Thankfully no one ever gave Ash the 'talk'...also assuming he's totally GAY for Brock <3

[SuperMario6419]

@UsurperDunamis Ash' not gay!

[Jedalesie]

@UsurperDunamis pffft ash isn't gay for brock he's gay for pikachu duh :P

[ModernWarFareMaster1]

@UsurperDunamis obvious, why else would fucking brock still be in the series...

[Aflay1]

@UsurperDunamis Or Pikachu >~>

[samm1099]

@UsurperDunamis o well, at least now he has a CLEARLY gay frend with green hair huh

[Reaperonatricycle]

@SangerZonvolt hes oblivious, thats how.

[SuperStickman22]

@SangerZonvolt its anime...



[Raiighn]

@SangerZonvolt He's got no game, poor guy.

[TheJP3372]

@SangerZonvolt Maybe he hasn't striked puberty yet...

[Aflay1]

@SangerZonvolt He has a dream, and common sense. That's how.

[SangerZonvolt]

@Aflay1

Common sense? Are we talking about the same guy? The guy who thinks it´s a good idea to pick a fight with one of the biggest (though maybe dumbest) crimeorganisation in his world)? Ok, so up until now he won those battles. But that´s more thanks to the animals that fight for him, anyway. Question: If you had an electrical rat, a plant monster, a turrtle and a dragon, would you use it to fight the mafia? Would you call that common sense?

[aerus17]

@SangerZonvolt Uhhhh? Why are you taking this too seriously? If I had an electrical rat, a plant monster, a turtle and a dragon, I would be in the mental asylum in like 2 min. (P.S: I could probably take the mafia out with a dragon)

[Aflay1]

@SangerZonvolt If you're good at it, like ash is, yeah. I'd say he's all the smarter for being able to do it too. In the pokemon manga, Team Rocket actually acts more like the Mafia than anything. It's not just Team Rocket constantly annoying Ash, rather an assortment of goons armed with whips and deadly pokemon (that actually attack Ash, we'll he's called Red in the manga.). It's not really common sense either, it's more of a sense of justice....

[Aflay1]

@SangerZonvolt .....It's more like saying, If you had a turtle, a plant monster, and a dragon, and you could, would you attack the mafia if they were terrorizing a city right in front of you? Would you just let them take your Pokemon having the dream to be a Pokemon Master? I know I've gone into this too much for Ash, but when you think about it, I have a point don't I? He has priorities. He has good methods. He has the common sense to achieve those things. So yeah, I do call that common sense.

[Aflay1]

@SangerZonvolt In fact, ha ha...I've gone this WAY more than most things. This was supposed to be a joke, now I'm lecturing wtf...

[SangerZonvolt]

@Aflay1

I only meant it as a joke, too. It´s fun to look at your own childhoodmemories with sarcasm. ;)

[Aflay1]

@SangerZonvolt Heh, glad you see it that way :D

[FursonaWorldLLC]

@SangerZonvolt Cause Team Rocket always interupt romantic moments XD

[Zale59]

@SangerZonvolt condoms

[Aquablossom21]

Nice slide show of Hikaru. I like the song you chose and it seems that images match with the lyrics.

Though next time you should give credit to the person whom sung the song. It's not good to not give credit to someone's material you are using.

[Aquablossom21]

@VanDexter37

The song is called "When I Pretend " and it's sung by Jordan Pruitt. I figured it out by looking at the title of this video and dismembering the lines "Only if I pretend." From there I looked up the song by typing in that line and found the answer. The album this song is from is called "Ordinary Girl."

You can buy the album or song on Amazon.

[VanDexter37]

what is this song please? O_o I really want to learn it

[NightmareSteve]

derp



[themrzohan1]

9gag

[Crypticstorm13]

Why do people wan't 10 year old kids to kiss and shit...Pedobears

[dukedase7]

What ever happened to Misty anyway? I only watched Pokemon in the late 90's

[TheSabatadarkness]

Ash is such a player.

[EpicWin12]

how does shit like this randomly gets related to the videos i watch?

[ohaithercat]

1:52 combustion looks like a dick

[L4rxify]

what song is this??



[Jessp98CPV]

1:58 mays so preety with her hair down :O :)

[bernas3000]

I am i watching fake pokemon kisses when there is so much porn on the internet

[alexandre16592]

may love ash



[videosbruno100]

como cheguei aqui assistindo luta livre?

[Zukoku]

the fuck is this

[Awgez24]

@Zukoku President Obama approves of this comment.

[MyNameIsSteveYesitis]

wtf how did i get here from watching NHL fights

[pinpointnoobworld]

im on the bad part of youtube again

[E3gamefreak123]

Lyrics Please.

[WalrusLord756]

@E3gamefreak123 No shut up you stupid jew hahahahaha no im jk hi justin

[ozboybrian]

F*** Ash is a C***.

I remember when Misty was his girl.

Playa.

[NekoCapsule]

how did i get here from "vampire girl kyun" from idolmaster miki makoto and chihaya from domelola???

[deathwolf195]

okay, I was watching zombie land rules for just some minutes ago and now I'm on pokemon....

[Fr0zenNightmare]

1:50 anyone nitice, that the chickenmon looks like a penis?

[Polygrammar]

@Fr0zenNightmare holy crap it does. like a penis with arms and legs. and those feathers on its head looks like....

[moomoooo21]

song?

[Luckyrob72]

I grew up with misty, I am pro misty.

[yoman999able]

u do know that they era both ten years old right?

[YourSoulPrince]

@yoman999able PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH... I swear, age is just a label on Pokemon.

Ash has to be like 16-18 by now, LOL.

[stevenmtaylor21]

@YourSoulPrince

Older than that by far. Since he was already in his teens when I first started watching (around 11-12), that would make him 25+ just by my own time scale. Then, you take in the fact that Pokemon was out longer than that, I'd guess he's pushing 30.