The Benny Calls - Part 1

[Grandma65100]

All you perverts listed below should be ashamed of yourselves. Benny was a sick man with a brain tumor. He was married to my mother for 21yrs before he was diagnosed with multiple,inoperable brain tumors. In those 21yrs. I never heard him curse. It's a shame God lets you people even exist. For those of you who think this is funny think about if it was your father,You owe the Garrick family an apology,I hope God has mercy on your soul.

[contour157]

@Grandma65100 Oh really.. I worked at Al White for three years.. what's your mothers name?

[contour157]

@Grandma65100  post a picture of Benny..

[Drezdon11]

I lost my bootleg cassette of these calls years ago and have periodically searched the web for them. Lo and BEHOLD here they are!! Thank you for posting these!

But the truth about these calls is scarcely known. The calls were being made by coworkers at this car lot from a back office mere feet from Benny.

[Drezdon11]

I lost my bootleg cassette of these calls years ago and have periodically searched the web for them. Lo and BEHOLD here they are!! Thank you for posting these!

[dignerds]

are these benny calls on dvd or cd?was the corndog man a remake?wtf? the calls were funnier and better in the corndog man---its the perfect movie--these benny calls are very dry and not as intense.

[contour157]

@dignerds Corndog man was a "Hollywood-ized" version of some of the events.. mixed with a very liberal dose of literary license.. in other words.. some of it was based on Benny and the other was just made up..

[dignerds]

@contour157 oh--ok. i love this movie,so forgive me if i don't agree with the term "hollywood-izd",but i think i know what you mean. it had an independant feel to it. but i have to say the benny calls are very cool. thanx for answering my question.

[contour157]

"is it true what my brothers been tellin me? He said you used to be lovers over at Camp Forrest.."

[68superbees]

@contour157 ''OH NO"

[YouDummy]

Someone PLEASE post the entire series of calls somewhere

[nmrebel04]

Its ALLIED MOTORS, not Al White motors.

[68superbees]

@nmrebel04 NO,NO,NO its AL WHITE MOTORS in MANCHESTER,TN COFFEE COUNTY buzzard breath

[contour157]

@nmrebel04 "Tha hell it is.." I was over there day 'fore yesterday!!

"You can go to hell anyway!!"

[YouDummy]

Ahhh! Bless you! I have been looking for these calls for years.

[aliendogbrain]

If yo' brains was in a buzzard, you could fly backerds up a mule's ass for a morning glory...

[contour157]

@aliendogbrain "Where'd you get that.. that's an old South Carolina sayin'"

[contour157]

Benny was a car salesman.. Arnie (Roscoe) worked out in the shop and could see Benny from his desk. 

[aliendogbrain]

you ain't got sense enough to throw piss out of a boot...

[contour157]

@aliendogbrain "pour piss out of a boot".. that's an old saying..you ain't got sense enough to poor piss out of a boot if the instructions was on the heel..

[aliendogbrain]

You tolt me you had tomaters out in your garden. You ain't dun it...

[holtridge]

I listen to this all of the time.

Benny Garrick is a legend!

[contour157]

@holtridge oh go to hell

[68superbees]

@contour157 you remember sidda, then sidda down on this thing like you use 2

[contour157]

@68superbees "This is your chance to see Barney!!" "You know damned well I hate you!!"

[RoobsNow]

my pop showed me this about 20 years ago...tapes shot..im trying to restore it. so happy you posted.

[contour157]

There's a big jump at 13:22 the part about the deputy is waaay later and also plays faster than normal..

[contour157]

G His mentions of Jesse Jackson and the Democratic Convention makes this eitherf q983 or 84.. in the days of "Run, Jesse, Run"..

[contour157]

Guy at 10:30 sounds soooooo gaaaayyyyyy... wonder if he's doing that as a gag..

[contour157]

There's also a transcript of yet another section of the web..

[contour157]

I've got another part of this.. not the same as either one of these.. Roscoe tells benny that he's his son..benny goes crazy

[DeuntraDoss]

@contour157 Ha! he asks whats your name? Roscoe Garrick. I laughed to beat the band

[contour157]

Both of these guys are dead now.. unfortunately.. the guys in the back would tell "roscoe" what benny had talked about or where he'd been.. that's how he always knew what was going on..

[DeuntraDoss]

@contour157 Did he know him? Was it all a big gag from his employers?

[WALLYBUSH]

@contour157 the guy making the calls is not dead...i know him personally....but yes benny is

[contour157]

@WALLYBUSH Heyyy wally.. What was the guy's name.. I 've read almost a dozen stories about the caller and the most complete was that Roscoe/Arnie was dead also, and that they had told Benny on his death bed who he was and that it was all just a gag..

Surprised Benny didn't get out of his death bed and take that "BIG OLE STICK" and "bust that brain wide open" before he died.

[WALLYBUSH]

@contour157 i cant name any names....but let me say that he did raise me.....and benny died not knowing who made the calls....these calls were made before i was born.....some 28 29 years ago at the least

[contour157]

So famous that most Country Music entertainers played it on their tour buses.. 

[contour157]

Benny Garrick.. Al White Motors.. Manchester Tn..

[IcyBlue487]

Benny Gary...what a pleasant man. 

[contour157]

@IcyBlue487  hey.. Benny Garrick.

[contour157]

@RMilvae a still from a Benny/Roscoe based movie called Corn Dog Man.. pretty good especially if you've heard the tapes and know it.. still is the Benny character.

[winksoda86]

This is awesome! Thanks for posting!!

[contour157]

AGREED!! Hopefully we can get all of this posted.. I've re eq'd and cleaned up my portion and put it on cd..

[papatoony]

How can anyone listen to 90 minutes of this shit?

[contour157]

@papatoony I know.. no rap beats.. no one talking about hoes or how they been held down..while driving a lexus and wearing gold.. no one threatening to shoot someone.. oops wait a minute.. back up on that one..

[skyhookman]

holy shit that was funny

[contour157]

@skyhookman almost 5 hrs.. and these tapes are basically a best of.. they had a recorder set up to the phone line in Bennys office..that was the "wire tap" he was talking about.. they got someone to come in pretending to be a phoneman and install a recorder.. hahah benny didnt know he was being set up,, these calls had been going on for months before bennie got the "Wire tap".. and the part that you hear is still only parts of a several years long ongoing thing..

[DeuntraDoss]

@contour157 Do you know who the guy was making the calls? You can tell the coworker that talked to "Roscoe" was in on it. Swallowing his laughs. Great stuff.