Chess Now - episode 1

[MrPrestige350]

Wooooooooow, she is looking ROUGHHHHHHHHH......

[Mockingbird5150]

she's kinda hot. someone should run a comb through her hair.

[squathacker]

I love Chess but this show...

[danielkirk1]

The show was a little akward but thanks!

[juangta117]

what kind of show is hosted by some meth head cock eye vodka drinking Russian

[petergriffin1218]

At 7:18 knight and bishop are in the wrong place

[madwestboy]

i was watching this on the howard stern prank calls.but they never showed her face and she sound kinda hot lol...now that i see her face :(

[JesusFingeredBabies]

how do these people NOT know that the prank calls is what brought ALL of us to this vid??? :-/

RUSTY!!! ;-P

[ivanbrewski]

yeah thats the problem she has none

[NOTgarycoleman]

Why is she yelling? And show us those titties already.

[xmnemonic]

BS every russian knows how to play chess.

[joestl314]

I"m an expert rated chess player. I nearly died laughing. This is classic!

[invaderpopz]

I can't believe they cut out the pranks O-O this is awful and ghetto

[invaderpopz]

What's up with the intro alone? This is so weird

[MilitaryMan006]

A LOL THEY SET UP THE BOARD INCORRECTLY LOOK AT THE POSITION OF THE BISHOPS AND THE KNIGHT AT 8:10

[MilitaryMan006]

wow this show is stupid

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

please DONT edit out the prank calls, they are the ONLY thing that makes this fun to watch

i guarantee you get 50k youtube hits minimum IF you just LEAVE THE PRANKSTERS ALONE

please

: )

[Kickthebaby01]

They should change the title to Shit Now

[ruthlessmadman]

Does she wear a paper bag over her head when she gives blow jobs for crack?

[IBOUGHTYAMOM]

@ruthlessmadman lol

[itputsthelotion1]

Wow. So this is the first episode of the ground breaking series? Humble beginnings. Did Tana ever fall out of the crib as a child? 

[SuperRichardNixon]

Good Lord she looks like a ghoul

[WellHiFoLLLks]

At least she's funny!

[bluerecor]

It's never good when the host of a chess show says, "I don't know how to play chess"

[tkodawg1]

lol Sal and Richard!

[JonXVX]

where is her shopping cart?

[mongoose135]

HAhahahaha! WTF is this?!

[smirov]

looks like Russian homeless crackhoe

[scottspeaksfuckinsux]

This is the third gayest show behind "Respect" with that old fag Russell and anything hosted by Jonah Falcon.

[teneight78]

what a disaster!

[MrZingnigga]

NUCLEAR.  WESSELS.

[prosen0]

russian ? jewish? but to skinny, flat chested, drugs are bad thing!

[TheChessvids]

@7:56 Lol, didn't anyone notice that the knights were on c1 and f1!

[praevenire]

@TheChessvids nope i noticed it at 1:00 and thought wtf? before making chess shows learn to set up a chess board, it normally helps.

[lostaccident]

crack is not good, kids...

[ultranoob802]

ugliest bitch ever. i cant play chess anymoe

[dustball3010]

Chess plays you in russia

[rumidom]

@dustball3010 in soviet russia

[jesseholmz]

reupload with the pranks left in, thats the only reason we wanna watch this. you should be glad people are pranking your show, it's the only reason people give a shit about it

[seangervais85]

LMFAO RICHARD and SAL FUNNY AS SHIT !!!!

[foodiedave]

I'm pretty sure this show was nominated for a Peabody award. Absolutely riveting television, and educational, too. I think her pimp was the executive producer.

[Fand421]

The most hilarious amateur video I have ever seen. Anyone else notice that the pieces are setup wrong? lmao

[DELPHIIII]

lmao 1741 the kid "IN YOUR BUTT" LOL

[vtecivicsib18]

omg she is so hot i would so bone

[PAULFC93]

are*

[PAULFC93]

I wonder what the production values is for this show

[Drpepper687]

I'd also like to add: Kids, don't do crystal. Just look at this woman. Seriously, just say no to crystal.

[Drpepper687]

God Bless America. I'd hate to live in another country and listen to people talk like that day in and day out.

[Apjooz]

@Drpepper687

You = ignorant.

[Drpepper687]

@Apjooz

You = *yawn*

[MCStudiosTK]

14:33 - Richard "My cock to your cunt one" HAHAHA and then Sal calls in

[prosen0]

imagine if she had her own talk show-ratings through the roof!!

[plinqth]

i hear NBC's pickin' this up to replace leno...

[JoeyBieg]

@plinqth at least it'd be funny.

[plinqth]

@JoeyBieg you're right, mister! :D

[iDraw3G]

This show looks like it cost 2 dollars to produce. Is that how much they paid the girl?

[TheScottyrob]

wear a freakin bra for christ's sake

[prosen0]

drugs  have to be invoved or aides,its sad!

[iDraw3G]

Where did it all go wrong for this poor woman?

[ducksaj]

on 8:10 minut ,the knight is in the wrong square......lol she is realy crazy....(f1/g1 )

[afsanchez001]

Classic show...  Richard & Sal ROCK!

Stern Rules...

[SagginWillies]

Holy fucking cow shit. At first I'm like hey who is the blonde.....Ehhh nevermind! as soon as she started talking I realized how fucked she is. NO TITS! I think she is Swedish?

[SagginWillies]

btw, does she have AIDS!?

[DeCampis]

She must be russian or something...

[slaytallicdethrax]

shes so stupid the headset is telling here everything to say

[SpacemanSchmuck]

is this for real? LULZ.

[ViorelZ11]

Stooooooooop, Caissa is crying =(

[vfxribatejo]

wtf is this...this is not real life..too much drugs!

[aurrorra]

WTF is the point of the show, it's so shitty, the host looks like a frecking crackhead.

[Ruxistico]

WTF?!?!?!?!? Jesus... People calling in, playing against themselves?! WTF!? I simply cannot wrap my head around WTF this shit is.

[June28July]

Whoa! This poor woman!... When did it all go wrong in her life?

No seriously, I feel sorry for her... Am I wrong in feeling sorry for her?

[davidrey444]

ROFL

[raoulhery]

low budget crap!! chess is supossed to be a noble art, not some kind of cheap show!

[tkodawg1]

this bitch is homely, kinda looks like she has AIDS fucking crackhead!

[Basekitball]

lol this is howard stern and his crew

[KaisKites]

I don't think its funny or entertaining....more like boring.

[moriluk]

wat

[soultorment27]

wow i cant believe i watched the whole thing lol it was kinda worth it. that shit is hilarious

[soultorment27]

this fuckin crack head bitch is nuts! and wtf chess board they keep showin is set up wrong lawls the knights and bishops are set up wrong haha

[Flagdue]

any video with 60 sec intro of fuck all is gonna be crap.

[HaandBaanana]

Hahahahaha this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, I could watch for hours.

[draculascoffin]

what kind of cheap crack is this hoe smoking ???

[FuzzyBabies]

This show is pathetic...

[texinnphilly]

WTF they cut out the cranky callers!!

[SSFSsock1]

@texinnphilly they cut out the only reason anybody would watch the show unless Cindy from Ep. 2 hosted it naked

[alaadx]

she's talking like our indian housemade

[365to173repubsPWNED]

i don't think she has luck with men.....probably wouldn't do to well with women either

[TheZeroCoordinate]

I think she think she is actualy in a show :s

[TheZeroCoordinate]

I call and nobody answer!!! hahahahahaha

[0Francine0]

I'd fuck her. Fuck her up in a fight, ZING!

[keYserSOze2008]

OMG looks like a crack whore! Get a fucking bra you silly cunt.

[zorac91]

nah she doesn't have any tits...

[Alex2971]

ugly obnoxious bitch

[NAURIS707]

shes scary

[himynameisbobfromaz]

who the hell popped her tits?

[ChessKnightmare]

This can't be true ! when did air that

[handsomebassman]

LOL @ 13:30 - 14:xx, this show is such a joke, nobody knows how to play but the callers.

[shark5643]

This is terrible. Watch Chess Now episode 2. The announcer is much better! she looks, talks and handles the prank calls amazing.

[RuudJH]

All these Chessnow videos are an insult to the game of chess.

Saying other episodes are better, is like saying it's better to be shot in your head, rather than having your head split with an axe.

[Vonzi0000]

look how the board is set up.

[samkassani]

can somebody give her Viagra, you stupid ass hooker

[samkassani]

How is richard and Sal?

[andreaus8669]

let me get this str8, people call this crackhead cunt for advice and to make moves when she openly adments she has no idea on how to play??? Who the fuck gave the funding for this crap

[666HarkinAsylum999]

What's up with the Russian crackhead host?

[pscans321]

Sal and Richard are the fucking best!!

[brlegend]

it gets disturbing looking at her

[NigarT]

Goddamnit chessnow, quit editing out the prank calls. Who do you think is actually watching these videos, real chess fans? Nigga please

[exugoareo]

i love that they left in "my cock to your cunt 1" but cut out the rest

[pranksandcams]

@NigarT one of the prank calls were not cut out the one with the guy hitting his kid

[tigerboy100]

they don't even know how to set the board up. what a joke!!! 08:07

[cchandle]

HOLY SHIT INCREDIBLE

[zombiesaam]

Fail LOL

[lastardriver]

She looks like a 7 dollar russian hooker.

[613bo]

lol omg thts crule

[lastardriver]

It's true though!

[uneeb123]

hahha

[misterkefir]

agree ,,,

[chillhood]

e4 is pretty good.....actually nobody really knows but e4 is real good !

hahaha 5 stars !

[Daryl1500]

Why not to watch show if you can't play chess! Classic..... mybe we do a show on how to speak properly

[numbcore]

lmao wtf is this shit

[6The6Beast6]

I wish her tit would hang out of her shirt. Then I would call and start to to fap :p

[Naminukaz]

wtf ?

[seka1986]

"nobody really knows but e4 is really good." LOL

[gorryman]

sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad its amazing

[jmoneyfic]

lolol this host is a mess love it when sal and richard fucked with her

[tfh962]

PHIL -- you need to get back TANA back on chessnow, check out the amount of views she got 120,000+++ get her back on to talk about something, maybe play her at chess. Its also easy on the eyes, having a chick on from time to time phil.

[huseen135]

'come on chess is makin you smarter, you know?'

lmao is this a joke?

[herbertpirker]

GET A BRA!

[gizmofsu]

Jesus, that's exactly the first thing I saw. How can a host not wear a bra lol.

[catalinaguerrero]

haha crack whore.

[ChurchofMe88]

they don't have the board set up right! lol...the bishops and knights are in the wrong spots

[adamgelinas]

where did they find this crackwhore? Was she paid with heroin?

[triniguy999]

i can't believe this is an actual show

[wandavzlapalmundo]

oooooh que asco!

[mcscheijgrond79]

what accent is that why did they hire her and does she even ply chess

[MatriarkTerVel]

Good Lord... This is reminiscent of a Mad TV or SNL skit gone terribly wrong. Is this actually a public access show? Where did they find the "host"? Was she out for a jog or leaving the gym, and the producers were out having a cigarette and yelled "Hey! How much?" Her lack of patience is remarkable. The set design looks to me like they spent $20 at Wal-Mart and went dumpster diving. :P I guarentee I could throw together a better show with the same subject matter just by being inventive. :P

[tfh962]

LOL

[Netino78]

you guys don't understand she's the guinea pig on the 1st show cause they're so embarrassed to show their faces you would think the "expert" producers would at least introduce themselves in the beginning

[aurrorra]

The accent is pretty cool but the chick looks she's only on this train wreck of a show to pay for her fucking habit.

[Retubetard]

If you manage to listen to it entirely, it keeps getting better and better and better ... (!!!) This vid is freakin hillarious ... lolol ... Absolute Chaos ... Nobody care in or out of studio about that chess game she talks about ... (!!!) lolol

[B33fi]

they could have taken anyone from the street, everyone can host the show better than her :D

[checkmatebtch]

What in the hell?

[jma1273]

Junkie

[hsktoadftw]

19:06 "i guess I have to talk as the host?" or my mic is down?" this woman is the worst host ever. a good host would be the host from chess now episode 2.

[JackingtonKensington]

I lold hard when the girl first appeared on the screen, oh god where did they find her?

[Immortalassassin1]

This is fuken retarded LMAO. Who is this crackhead? lol

[PhilomathBret]

Why do they need a real host??? They have a crack whore!!! What could be better than that??!!!

[josephstra]

LOL. this is so fcked up!

[daominous]

The guy that was on at 11:15 was hilarious man!

[TakashimaKitara]

Who Sal?

[Vicious620]

omg this is terrible....i would gladly offer my opinions and host this show if needed...someone get back to me.

[patio87]

Lady at 6:30 is such an idiot.

[DarthPookey]

if you have a chess show get someone on who can play the game and give good advice

[nickzac1]

What the fuck?!!??!?!

[BigSparky22]

no one gives a fuck about the show, that is why no one is calling, get a real player to run the show & maybe they'll get more calls

[Vigormaster]

Ever heard of a bra? Good try though, I love the idea of a chess show. Checkerphil is the man for the job.

[Mattyb667]

Lol It's Richard Cristy!

[emailroy2002]

what the hell is this show? showing unordered chess board

[supersporkspank]

At 7:19, the bishops begin where the knights should begin and vice versa; also, the black queen begins where the black king should begin and vice versa.

[goddessmelania]

=) lol indeed your right!!!

[seeaeytch]

wow i took one look at that horribly set up board and thought these people had no idea how to play chess. then i see white moving twice in a row with e3 being played- something a moron would do unless they knew how to play the king's indian like fischer.

[mollepolle]

This is the best clip on youtube.

[lequinhozzz]

is it me or the bishops are placed wrong on that board at 0:58 !!!

[trigsmum]

the black king and queen are on the wrong squares as well xD

[Comicvajra]

Poor poor Tana, she's like Angelina Jolie minus the sex appeal - still she puts on a funnier and livelier show than SNL, at least until they discovered the comic possiblities of Sarah Palin.

[HodurSin]

are you an Crack? :))

[robthenorm]

lol whats the best move for white, what a mug, how can you say whats best when its about stratergy, there is no first best move. this is lame and the drugged up bitch host dont know shit from suger

[travwg33]

wht the hell is this

[trixapete]

i know i dont get it. is it a pisstake or what?

[Toojool]

She is fugly

[REBORUBA]

The intro is too long. I like Tana, it's easy to make fun of folks behind the internet. 12 moves w/o checkmate is stalemate, provided there are NO other pieces...this show is a joke..they should do a SNL skit of this with Amy Pohler...

[premiumtap]

It's all about the destruction of the game of chess, ChessNow is an evil anti-chess sect.

Everybody who called in had better chess knowledge and presentation capabilities then this brainwashed freak, more pleasant to look at too with out a doubt. What's happening to NY?

[makerofrain]

hey shes the one who stole my crack pipe last week

[telterik]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....­. I can't stop laughing.. this is the best thing ever

[druha10304]

allah akbar

[RussellsParadox]

...she's like a brookers character, isn't she?