Everything in the Bible is cool. You must not have read it. You obviously have not been outdoors much since you don't know many plants like bullrushes.
@AlphaDogOmegaDog I've read the bible from cover to cover. It ain't cool. But if it makes you feel any better, I've also read the Book of Mormon and the Koran, and they're even worse.
@RiffingReligion I think the Bible is quite cool. Whether talking about Shamgar, the witch of Endor or the floating axe head, there is a lot that's cool in the Bible.
But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
Drinking piss and eating shit? Yup, that sums up the Bible pretty well. What I really love is that this verse is repeated word for word in Isaiah. :)
@RiffingReligion That is a cool verse. Like something Tarantino might write. You can't say it is boring when it has guys riffing on each other like that."Go tell them to eat shit and piss" Might as well say "eat shit and die". That was sure one of my old roomates favorite responses. Wonder if that had these verses as a basis.
Every time I see those stupid spider tick things I keep wanting them to turn into headcrabs, because then the game will be interesting. Also, you guys should check out the Everything is Terrible channel for a whole bunch of religious crap, including some I think were from the same tape as that "Eat of my Body" thing (the puppets look similar).
I know all there is to know about The Bible Game/First there are naked people/Then there are snakes/And before you know it your going to sleep/I know how boring is The Bible Game.
To be more accurate, the bible game should be about roaming the countryside burning villages, cutting off foreskins, and then stupidly letting yourself be captured and crucified.
@RiffingReligion I like it! Part of the game would be identifying the divine rapist in a police lineup. Was it the father, the son, or the holy ghost? Why, it could have been any of the three--they all did it! And of course this version should be rated E for Everyone so that even little kids could wrap their little brains around the nonsense of the trinity in a fun and challenging way.
@RiffingReligion Well I'd argue that the bible is a great inspiration for lots of games: RTS, RPG, dating sims, simulation games, God-games (think from dust etc). I'd like a biblical RTS since there's SOO many battles in that book. Like the RTS games based on Tolkien's works. Revelations should also spawn quite a few "interesting" games lol.
@RiffingReligion Yes, the ideas in the book and game have to be repetitive. For some reason, crazy ideas have to be repeated and repeated and then n they just don't seem so crazy.
Everything in the Bible is cool. You must not have read it. You obviously have not been outdoors much since you don't know many plants like bullrushes.
AlphaDogOmegaDog 1 week ago
@AlphaDogOmegaDog I've read the bible from cover to cover. It ain't cool. But if it makes you feel any better, I've also read the Book of Mormon and the Koran, and they're even worse.
RiffingReligion 1 week ago
@RiffingReligion I think the Bible is quite cool. Whether talking about Shamgar, the witch of Endor or the floating axe head, there is a lot that's cool in the Bible.
Judges 3
I Samuel 28
2 Kings 6
AlphaDogOmegaDog 1 week ago
@AlphaDogOmegaDog If you want to quote "cool" bible verses, you can't leave this one out:
2 Kings 18:27
But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
Drinking piss and eating shit? Yup, that sums up the Bible pretty well. What I really love is that this verse is repeated word for word in Isaiah. :)
RiffingReligion 6 days ago
@RiffingReligion That is a cool verse. Like something Tarantino might write. You can't say it is boring when it has guys riffing on each other like that."Go tell them to eat shit and piss" Might as well say "eat shit and die". That was sure one of my old roomates favorite responses. Wonder if that had these verses as a basis.
AlphaDogOmegaDog 5 days ago
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Every time I see those stupid spider tick things I keep wanting them to turn into headcrabs, because then the game will be interesting. Also, you guys should check out the Everything is Terrible channel for a whole bunch of religious crap, including some I think were from the same tape as that "Eat of my Body" thing (the puppets look similar).
Clara666CherryBomb 1 month ago
I know all there is to know about The Bible Game/First there are naked people/Then there are snakes/And before you know it your going to sleep/I know how boring is The Bible Game.
JoeDixon 1 month ago
To be more accurate, the bible game should be about roaming the countryside burning villages, cutting off foreskins, and then stupidly letting yourself be captured and crucified.
thalohalo 1 month ago
@thalohalo Don't forget about impregnating virgins against their will. Can't leave the god-rape out.
RiffingReligion 1 month ago 2
@RiffingReligion I like it! Part of the game would be identifying the divine rapist in a police lineup. Was it the father, the son, or the holy ghost? Why, it could have been any of the three--they all did it! And of course this version should be rated E for Everyone so that even little kids could wrap their little brains around the nonsense of the trinity in a fun and challenging way.
thalohalo 1 month ago
Making games isn't that hard. You just need some basic math and inspiration. Any idiot can do it. Exhibit A: this game. lol.
FHomeBrew 1 month ago
@FHomeBrew Well, in order to make a good game, you need some basic math, inspiration, and ANYTHING BUT THE BIBLE! X-D
RiffingReligion 1 month ago
@RiffingReligion Well I'd argue that the bible is a great inspiration for lots of games: RTS, RPG, dating sims, simulation games, God-games (think from dust etc). I'd like a biblical RTS since there's SOO many battles in that book. Like the RTS games based on Tolkien's works. Revelations should also spawn quite a few "interesting" games lol.
FHomeBrew 1 month ago
@FHomeBrew If there's gonna be a Bible game, I'd like to see Satan as the protagonist, kinda like Milton's Paradise Lost. :)
RiffingReligion 1 month ago
"It's a land that does not exist"
So basically that path leads to Heaven and Hell.
alienisuntverus 1 month ago
@alienisuntverus It must, since when you die in this game you just come back...
RiffingReligion 1 month ago
this Sora's keyblade
Beastkingzetta 1 month ago
chicken kick like fable
Beastkingzetta 1 month ago
@Beastkingzetta I wish I knew how to program video games. If I did, I would totally hack this game so that you could kick the chickens.
RiffingReligion 1 month ago
Well at least the game is better than the book. Not by much though.
dtm52 1 month ago
@dtm52 I hadn't thought of it that way, but you're right. :)
Also the game is a faithful adaptation of the book in that both are boring and repetitive.
RiffingReligion 1 month ago
@RiffingReligion Yes, the ideas in the book and game have to be repetitive. For some reason, crazy ideas have to be repeated and repeated and then n they just don't seem so crazy.
dtm52 1 month ago