TINAAAA!!! Bring me the axe!

[MyidolGwen]

I'd crap my pants if my mother was mad at me and also asked for me to fetch her an axe. Come to think of it, we don't even have an axe! Most people probably don't. Joan... why do I have the feeling you have every cooking knife known to man in your kitchen...

[sonofdark18]

shes a lumberjack and shes ok she acts all night and she chops all day.

[MahPinkBUNNIE]

i like how she said axe....

[thevoid99]

i have to know, who'd win in a fight? joan crawford or klaus kinski in terms of bat-shit craziness?

[Dragonblack90]

Tina: "Are you sure you just dont want your medication?"

[goldenthroat86]

AXE!!! Bring me the Tina!

[joshcoocoo445]

do it tina! do it! >:)

[eridgley]

Don't do it, Tina!

[cuzitsnecessary]

george washington aint got shit on her

[kcscribble19]

Thats gonna be Shiloh in the next couple of years....Angelina Jolie is just like Joan Crawford the modern day Joan Crawford.....

[StringerDCUO]

She's like Gary Busey.

[loserexb]

Hahahaha....I love Joan. I hate Tina for writing about a book about her. I think Tina was jealous.

[TudorRose85]

Tina to Joan: "Fuck you get the ax yourself I'm going to bed.

[denniss555]

@TudorRose85 is it bad that i read this in a thug ghetto voice?

[75flash]

I love this movie, but I wonder if all this really happened. There was no REAL evidence of this, only what Christina Crawford SAID. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she is lying, she might not be. However, according to testimonies from her other children, the accusations are untrue, they apparently claim was super strict, but not abusive. Also, there is a possibility that Christina Crawford said this stuff because she was left out of the will. But unfortunately, we will never know for SURE

[TheFabulousAnouska]

Actress Betty Hutton was a neighbour who actually heard her alcoholic neighbour, Joan, screaming at the kids. Even Joan's friend Eve Arden said that Joan had a violent temper and hinted she was never meant to be a mother. Funny though that the youngest of Joan's kids never seemed to have any problems...

[75flash]

@TheFabulousAnouska That is quite odd, but not unusual. Apparently there are quite a few cases of child abuse where one child is abused, but the other or others remain untouched by abuse. so this has happened before. Besides, why would people be so shocked that Joan Crawford would be a bad mom? A HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS NOT A FIT PARENT?!?!?!?! oh that NEVER happens! LOL XD

[cryptokinesis]

@75flash I'm actually really tired of Christina pimping her mommy's corpse for money. Christina just found nude pics of Joan (Like anyone would care) and she plans on selling them to the highest bidder. I'm no Joan Crawford fan, but hasn't Tina when winding this into the ground for over 30 years now? Jesus Christ, move on already. I was an abused kid-worse than she was-and I got over it eventually.

[PungiFungi]

@cryptokinesis , wait a minute...NUDE pics of Joan? How and where?! Details!

[cryptokinesis]

@PungiFungi I read about Christina finding and intending to sell nude pics of Joan last week. I'm sure you can find info if you do a web search.

[ishyman1983]

You should all search for no wire hangers from the same movie, very scary

[noirmakesvideos]

eat the food

[Si262]

Frank Skinner brought me here

[Ghostchaser73]

That is my absolute favorite line in the whole movie. But there ain't NO WAY I'd ever hand that chick an axe.

[moriya2k2]

This is even more funny if you've seen the movie "Strait-jacket"

[jukodebu]

@moriya2k2 straight jacket was awesome

[ostrovisky]

@moriya2k2 HAHA I know right!

[359lillian]

Mom:TINA!,BRING ME THE AXE! Tina thinking:Now that i have the axe in my hands,i can kill her!!

[No1KCfan6]

why couldn't you have included more of this scene?

[blondiebabs]

oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary

[crazyrabbits]

No joke, I saw Faye Dunaway at the Toronto International Film Festival last year, and I had wanted to yell this out at her. My conscience wouldn't let me.

[cd72]

That little girl that plays Christina looks like the girl that played Charlotte on ROSEANNE...who had a sister named Molly on that show!

[longwalkshortpier]

@cd72 She actually has a role in the movie Party Monster with Macauley Culkin (sp?)

[darkNlovely741]

@cd72 thats because it's the same girl lol

[kbtwrestlinggod]

she uses the axe to cut up the wire hangers

[TheDurationPlusFive]

The axe she uses to castrate her lovers...

[wdm1219]

The Ebeneezer Scrooge of Arbor Day strikes again!

[wookie72]

Why would she want a d-baggy men's body spray?

[4491430]

Awww.. yes this and flowers in the attic are my favorite child abuse movies ever :D

[GloriaJanvier]

Joan practicing for her later role as Lucy Harbin, Battle-axe, in "Strait Jacket".

[Sheri451]

You didn't play my favorite part, wher she's chopping down the tree sounding like she's having one TERRIFFIC LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ORGASM!

[Sheri451]

This is one of the FUNNIEST and most stupid movies EVER! Faye Dunaway should have been run out of Hollywood on a rail after making this crap! I LOVE her famous crossed eyes routine in the bathroom.

[CrystalsMomma]

That mom was totally psychotic i watched this movie as a kid and it scared the hell out of me now its downright funny at times but still pretty messed up and really bad im not sure if this is a true story for some reason i thought it was

[Bronwin1231231231232]

@CrystalsMomma It is... This really did happen, you know that right??

[lupoistheman1]

"Tina, bring me the axe."

Wow, she's like, what, eight years old and you are telling her to bring you a very dangerous instrument just to cut a fucking shrub?

My god, Joan Crawford was a worst mother than Jane Kaczmarek from Malcolm in the Middle.

[christheone8773]

WOW, did she ever make the cover of "Better Homes and Gardens?"

[jimmyhd1969]

Gardening with Joan.

[toontownfanmarcus]

why did you cut off the execution of the tree? :(

[jamesjonesrocket]

'Bring you the what?! '

That situation alone must have cost tina at least 100 hours of counselling.Poor girl.

[shocker147]

"You always knew where to find the booze and the boys!"

[apollo100]

@shocker147 One of the greatest quotes from a mother to a daughter that was ever written.

[MrJustin2782]

UGH, where's the rest of it? that's whan a girl needs to see whe she's having a bad day!

[MissAlainey1991]

Tina's thoughts : are you gonna chop my head off X(

[r3ini]

*Joan axes down a door*

Heeeereeee's MOMMY!

[TheNEWfilmfanatic99]

m Not Mad At You, I'm Mad At The script!

[AvalonOak]

Thank God it wasn't a chainsaw.

LOL !!!! You go Girl !!!!

[Aspenfash899]

bitch is mad dramatic!

lmfaoo

[horrorjunkie92]

@Aspenfash899 Well you know what they say about crazy chicks. ;)

[elsoda]

lmfaoo!!!!

[goldenthroat86]

I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the tree!

[ihatetaft]

Tinaaaaaaaaaaaaa bring me the axe! ROFLMAO

[mapscannotcontainme]

Catholic schoolgirls have thrown away their mascara

They chain themselves to the axles of big Mack trucks

The sky is filled with hurt and shivering angels

The fat lady lives! Children, start your trucks!

No, no no no, no no no no no no no no,

Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

[myboomstick]

good ol' joan really was fuckin' BONKERS.

[maryritzo]

I want to get that put on a tshirt

[Dragonblack90]

I would have been scared shitless

[sportstalk23]

this bitch choppin up a tree in the dead of night can you out of her fuckin mind

[DorisDayFanatic]

ROFL

[shocker147]

From the novel "Mommie Dearest" Tina talks about the "night raids" when Joan would wake everyone up at 2, 3, 4 in the morning and make them scrub the house from top to bottom. This particular scene is when she woke up the maid, nanny, and kids because she wanted to do gardening in the middle of the night. Everything had to be ABSOLUTELY PERFECT and they would do it until it was done to her satisfaction.

[RedHead531]

shoker147: Yeah i know, i downloaded the movie. it's HILARIOUS

[TankMurdock]

jesus christ.......i guess ol Joan was the biggest MOTHER of them all...

[Skyhartt]

Here ya go!

[GrooveMasterItaly]

rotflmao

[sarcasticXsherrish]

Hmm... Tina knew just where the axe was.

[jeremyely]

@sarcasticXsherrish well..she lives there...

[MegaGum1]

@sarcasticXsherrish  love this comment

[starmud2]

sometimes a bitch just needs to chop down a tree

[puttytat12]

lol

[GrooveMasterItaly]

LOL :D

[Universal131]

<3 this comment lmao

[hayamatsuka]

I know i had to crush a box of candles when i was peed off XD.

[Mr40acresandamule]

@starmud2 Yep

[rkelly201]

@starmud2 LMAO!

[mrspaz121]

I'd be like

0_0 what axe...

[cristoforoantonio]

i still say this to people when i get angry !!!

"tina, bring me the axe

[noxiouscaitsith]

tinaaaaaa yes yes oh yes harder

[Angelsbaby42]

LMAO BRING ME THE AX! I love this film!

[hj351]

He he heeeeeeeeee!!!!! LOOOOOL!!!!

[GomerDose]

She didn't hand her the ax the correct way

[imjusthere12]

Shes a kid! I think this moment would be worse if she did hand the axe the right way.

[Angelsbaby42]

this was hilarious!!! bring the axxee!

[Zigzag4me]

LOOOOL! WTF?

[Azurescar]

LMFAO!!!

[warcrime53]

may i AXE you a question?

xD

[silkmoney]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[stormyskys]

I'd bring her the axe all right... >_>

[heyaevery1x]

Haa! i fucking love this film! (:

[RedHead531]

haha I like evil ppl :p Joan Crawford # 1 bitch Just lyk me :p

[Reynadeldrama]

esta pelicula es genial!!!! Gracias por ponerla!

[marcosmdp]

jajajajajajaj TINAAAAAAA!!!