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  • -_- I'm not a nerd! XD

  • I said studying twice -.- maybe I am an idiot. Grawr. (I am also a dinosaur. lol)

  • Hoorah for Haruhi! ^^ And I am not an idiot (er... at least not ALL of the time anyway)I just keep skipping out on my Japanese lessons is all... I should probably be studying right now studying, huh? ._.'

  • Yes yes its so difficult to take time out of a busy schedule to make $ from youtube???

    Make sure to watch the clip to the end... so the views will register and the money will pour in from the pop up ads

  • ガキだねえ・・・

  • you kinda annoy me.

  • you are back.

  • wow, very funny!

  • Omfg I love Itsuki XDDDDDD <333 Where did you learn Japanese?

  • That was a good lesson. I think the amount of words you introduced was proportionate to the amount of times you said idiot.

  • That was actually a good lesson. I think the amount of words you introduced was proportionate to the amount of times you said idiot. Actually, your humor is reminiscent to that of khatzumoto, who I would say is the only human/god whose fame exceeds yours in this field of media-based, humor-infused instruction of Japanese/life.

  • 本当に女神に成りたいのか?それは冗談でしょう。Khatzum­otoと比べると、あんたはまだ初心者なんだよ。でもあんたが言­った通りね。一般人に過ぎない!彼のブログ投稿のほうがエミリー­の動画より知恵を与える物だ。人聞きの悪いことを言うつもりはな­いけど、高級な動画を造り始めなければ、俺の次のコメントはお前­の鼻を討ち滅ぼす!

  • nice resolution...which camera did u use?...i mean...the brand and model!! peace out .."hommie!!" (-_-)

  • we should teach you some manners.

  • hahaha! lol!

  • LOL 討ち滅ぼす

  • why am i even watching this crap?

  • Woah at the quality. O_o

  • かっけぇな

  • you shouldn't mock your viewers lol.

    they could be just as smart as you

    ;D

  • 目が透き通ってて綺麗だな

  • I was wondering where that old persona went. After the soft-porn gravure idol nonsense, it's good to see the old seemingly-high-on-drugs character.

  • Nice sarcasm, Cool vid, but a bit less intense than previously. I mean ur eyes used to be way more intense, head movements were rigid but very stylish but now too much shaky. and where is that erotic insulting?

  • What kind of video camera do you use? The quality is pretty intense.

  • i love Emily's sarcasm too shes very funny. if i went back too japan i would want to meet her.

  • She's so beautiful, I can't bear to watch.

  • you guys are a bunch of weaboo nerd faggots. shes okay, not really funny. but okay. you guys ugg, go outside and lose your virginity already.

  • is will arnet a god?

  • I've seen every episode of Friends like a billion times :(

  • Nice upgrade to HD Emiry :)

  • *open-mouth stare*

    i want to go to there.

  • lol...you're silly. <3

  • I don't like her insincere, condescending tone in all her videos... so fake. Just be yourself for a change.

  • As I'm Japanese, I've never used "打ち滅ぼす" in my entire life.

    おまえ面白すぎる!!

  • A little too random to remember...how about a theme around these words "Real World Theme" Skyscraper theme or Lord of the Rings theme.

  • ノー天気は正しくは"能天気"だよー :)

    のうてんき☆

  • ahh your hair looks good again! yaaay!

  • so, Haruhi sent you to create these videos to whip the nerds who worship you back into a semi-concious state. sugoi!!

  • kudos... actually really well done XD... you were right about the nerd part :( and basically everything else lol...

  • my goddess!

  • HAHA its ok Emily. I forgive you.

    I often talk about transforming superheroes.

    I discuss why Spiderman has a ggiant super robot in Japan. it never really made sense to me.

    Also when are you going to teach u how to say intense? it could be useful, you know?

  • before learing japanese ,,treatment your mental problem.

  • 変身ヒーローね・・・仮面ライダーになりたいよ。XD

    Fun lesson, Emily. ^^ Just remember... positive reinforcement... XD

  • kisses!!! lol ... cracking ----- still cracking ---- e!!!! u crack me up!!!! ~E posters in my room? good idea!!!! wer can i get one? lol ... keep rockin-rock rock!!! see u n twitter!!!

  • god i love her

  • Emily! You should have had colored contacts for the laser eye thing, like Mikuru! =)

    Other than that, you are very omoshiroi =) Thanks for another awesome lesson ahahahah (;

  • ROFL

    This is the first time I take some time out of my super special awesome busy schedule to watch one of your videos.

    You are hilarious.

    Love the sarcastic sense of humour - hahaha.

  • I guess it's bed time. Time to go kiss that poster above my bed.

    =D

    Keep up the biting sarcasm

  • Your followers' comments are scary.

    Maybe in the future we'll learn what "差し止め命令" means. :P

  • I was tryn to learn something from you, but you confused me , you mention this you mention that , you really care what people say and that is a big mistake..

  • i was about to go to another site till i heard about your lazer beam eyes o-o

  • why are you so dam mean to us >.>

  • wow i have no been following but this is actually probably your best vid

  • 面白い!!!

  • your threats to destroy me with your laser have left me traumatized, like a shell of what was once a person

    but i guess you'll be happy to know i watched video all the way through

    i hope you enjoy your dirty party money!!!

    i'm gonna go cry myself to sleep. . .

  • Wow what a hot lisp, it accents the sheen from your retainer.

  • hahahah

    thats funny

  • i use to think you were cool to watch, but you've become such a sarcastic asshole

  • why do young, white people like japan so much? is it mainly because of their cartoons?

  • your really awsome =]

  • SUPER SPECIAL AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • I'm genuinely confused.

  • I like you a lot better when you're surly. Keep up the lessons, I think I might someday figure out how to speak Japanese properly. If my bone crushing stupidity doesn't get in the way.

  • wow what happen to you you use to have videos that we enjoy. this one is kinda rude insulting and arrogant. this one you might lose a few subscribers over this next one better be very good

  • i can now speek fluent japanese

  • Wow, good camera quality.

  • omg wow what camera are you using!?

  • OMG you insulted all of your viewers by saying they are dumb!!

  • What camera did you use for this? It looks amazing. =)

  • Tottemo kiree desu, Denwa bangoo wa? ;)

  • hmmm laser eyes, mind reader, and superheroes? sounds like someones an x-men fan lolz..

  • gawd... badpronounciation.

  • Baka ja nai. :O

    xD The last part made me crack up. I'm pretty sure there are guys--and possibly girls with your picture on their walls.

  • You still gorgeous, but some comedy lessons would make you funnier.

    Kisses for you, hot lips!!

  • lol average, dumb, to be destroyed, idiot, I don't have anything to do ... and wait, im gonna kiss you :O

  • Damn, how'd you know about the kisses...Time to move my photo of Emily somewhere else.

  • You watch way too much House M.D. ;)

  • I love you ,too!

  • That was just too much. :|

  • Ive seen a few videos and i am aware you can speak fluently but can you write it as well. May be a rhetorical question considering you may need to know to learn to speak it.

  • MOAR japanese lessons, yay!

  • do you still have any problems in the japanese language?? because you are fluent and perfect!

    byeeee.....

  • Yeah, seriously. You do look a little japanese. xD

  • Laser eyes, yes, powerful but sweet. And definitely a Goddess. Not too many people can change the world with a glance. And did you notice the golden light in her hair? Seems to come out of nowhere. Sigh, watching Emily is humbling, actually. Makes me glad to be an idiot.

    A this point I'm convinced the power of Emily is the key to world peace. Now if only the idiots in Washington would subscribe...

  • hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....it`s good but way to fast

  • OMFG. This isn't intense. BTW its quite easy to end up in the media in Japan. Ended up on the 西日本新聞 May 10th page 20 :D

    Love Japan, and love the people that take the time like Emily to learn the language, and the culture. You really have a blast once you are passed those barriers. :D

  • I like your hair thingy.

  • These vids are awesome... (too bad the host is selfadmittedly an idiot ;-)

    I just started a long term job in the countryside outside of Osaka, ... and having a brutal time with the language. Keep the random words coming. When I bust'em out, the service staff here loves it!!

  • Hey Emily. What kind of camera did you use with this video? The quality is amazing.

  • エミリー私指導していただきありがとうございます(そしてその他­)日本語を学ぶ!

    P.s.- Your hair looks really pretty ^^

  • THOSE ARE SOME KAKKOII BOOTS.

  • wow i double posted. fail.

  • wow your sarcasm turns me on. but honestly, some of the shit my friends make me deal with makes your stuff actually sound sincere and significant (maybe even relevant.)

    in fact, the more you insult and offend me in this video, the more warmth i feel inside. ;}

    always a pleasure! ;p

  • your sarcasm turns me on. honestly, some of my friend's sarcasm makes your shit sound like stuff thats actually significant and sincere (perhaps relevant.)

    in fact, the more you insult and offend me in this video, the more warmth i feel in my heart. ;>

    always a pleasure

  • wow...you are so beautiful =__=

  • weeboo

  • Wow. Kinda bitchy. Calling your audience a bunch of idiots makes it seem like you really hate us. Hmmm. Being cute will only get you so far....

  • ROFL by far the funniest of them all so far

  • oh i love jpop!

  • haha i never use the word 討ち滅ぼす

  • shes so mean

    i feel sad now

  • lol i stopped the video right after you said "kind of like you" referring to the dumb statement.

  • Japan is taking a toll on your mind, or rather, there is a hole in your mind.

  • were do you get these crazy words......??

  • Friends rules, don't not care about it :P

  • Emily, sumimasen I'll try not to be an idiot. Where can I get a picture of your face so that I could kiss you hanging above my bed?

  • I'm a Japanese major thank you -.-' lol

  • oh cool. i'm a god by default.

  • XDDDDDDD RAWR!!! love ya tooo!

  • "laser-beam shoot you with my eyes"

  • I love your sarcasm Emily.

    私はあなたの皮肉が大好きです。

    (^x^)ノ

  • no fear..... heh heh heh... *hides from laser beam eyes* lol

  • How long have you been in Japan? You are starting to look Japanese.

  • Slowly losing your mind?

  • And just when I was starting to feel bad about all the trolls, I realize that you actually are the very hand that feeds them.

  • I'm not an idiot.... but I want you to love me :( .....therefore I'm such an idiot >_>

  • I bought the Haruhi box set last year, and love it to pieces. I hope this means we'll get to see you dance ハレ晴れユカイ and 最強パレパレード!

  • So, the question is raised, would you really smile if you read my mind? I hope so.

  • I wanted to be a henshin hiro, too...Sailor Moon.

    LOL~!

    Aww, Emily I thought you were gonna be nice.

    Ha Ha.

    <3

  • I think you were just telling the truth and you probably wanted to let some steam out. So, don't sweat it! Just keep making those Intense videos!!!! :D :3

    I was the 1st comment! YAY!!

  • I forgive you Emily. I guess I just like it when you lay your frustrations out in a video and punish me.

  • 1st comment!

  • i love emily :P

  • :D you're funny.

  • don't shoot ;_;

  • NO! im sorry dont use your GEASS ON ME

  • you are a goddess

  • Cheezus, that was intense indeed. But definitely funny. :)

  • lol. godess

  • Hmmm...

  • wow i have been waiting for this

  • You are just so BEAUTIFUL!.......... i have never seen an angle in my whole life.. But, now, I think I have truly found

    An Angel who walks upon the ground.

    "I opened my eyes to a vision of you

    I hope, I pray your feelings are true." Emily.. please replay my message or post a video about how you feel towards this message.

    You are just too kind ^^ we all love you Emily!!!!!!!!!!!!^^

  • HAHAHAHAH I fucking love the whole conceited/pretentious persona, it's the best.

  • lol hallucinating

  • You're fun! How long are you in Japan? Anyone know?

  • 討ち滅ぼす!

    :)

  • You're hilarious in an Andy Kaufman kind of way. Tip of the Hat Miss.

  • First :X

  • Your mean words sting, Emily.

  • luv the lessons xD

  • haha thanks for the intense Japanese lesson.

  • super HQ video !!

    your very cute !

  • Great Video!

    More Japanese than any Japanese!

  • your. . . intimidating . . .

  • wow she is so beautiful ....

    omg im in love jajaja

    Apple waaaaaa i love you jajaja ok ok t.t

    Good luck :) see you

  • wow she is so beautiful ....

    omg im in love jajaja

    Apple waaaaaa i love you jajaja ok ok t.t

    Good luck :) see you

  • Woot 1st Comment :P "Subarashi" !!!

  • 1st Comment Post Woot! Anyway nice vid as usual, Be sure to check out your mail on Youtube...Cheers!

  • Colbert fan, ね?

  • I love Haruhi too :_D

  • Have you watched the Bamboo Leaf Rhapsody episode of Haruhi yet? :3

  • hahaha

  • hahaha!

  • LEARNING IS FUUUUN!!!

  • hahaha!!!

  • Domo arigato gozaimashita. Moo Nihongo o oshiete kudasai.

  • I'm actually listening to J-ROCK!

  • 面白いビデオww

  • lmao! I never learn anything watching your vids. It's just fun to watch your crazy self. XD

  • I'm glad I know how to say "I destroyed an optimistic avarage transformed super hero without any specific meaning."

    Yay.

  • I lol'd @ the part about not becoming the transforming hero, but only becoming your goddess instead. XD

  • First comment? :O

  • I don't think there is a word to describe you.

  • それ は ぴかちゅ パン です か。Is it really like bread or a cupcake?

  • woop

  • nice wavy had thingie at the end. Thats right i watched the whole video!

  • OH ME GEE EMILY IN HDEE!!

    ahaha rhymed. daymn you in widescreen HD is a good look for you :p

    plz make some moar rant vids plzzzzzz. 5/5

  • Your hair looks a lot better in this vid, colour wise.

    ;P

  • Woah, pretty intense. Henshin a go go baby!

  • Yay!

  • 日本語「一休」を獲得です。おめでとうございます。

    「ノー天気」は「脳天気」では?

    頭の中がいつも晴れているという意味だとせっしゃは理解。

    もし違っていたら 私を打ち滅ぼしてくれぇ・・

  • Emelie you just motivate me further to study hard when my japanese class starts in a few months!

  • laser me with your beautiful eyes please!

  • I honestly... have no idea what to say. But it was still a pretty good (and pretty intense) lesson, Emily. Thanks!

  • Kamijo is the only god in japan.

  • superbusyawesome schedule. HAHAHA

  • <:(

  • HD.... nice :D

  • "I mean, in Japan they do consider me one of their gods...." LOL

  • wow u sure do insult people alot.

  • Yeah! I love extream vocabulary....

    much thanks for the video. very useful.

    :D

  • Nice, I would totally hit it.

  • 英語レッソンないの?

  • Hey u really read minds? did u know i was going to post this comment.

    AWESOME VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • These videos make me laugh

    Although you should try and stop the wierd american thing where you go up at the end of a sentence

    Do you speak Japanese with an American accent? And if so, can you recognise the difference