Rick Perry's debate scorecard

[97nachotv]

VOTE VERMIN SUPREME

[Barbaricz123]

@danewleder Hey Dumb fuck, slavery threatens the right of an individual. Ron Paul wants to extend individual rights so ur argument is retarded at best. Yes Ron Paul supports states right but not to the extent that they violate the constitution. Paul believes every individual should have the right to do what they want so long as they don't hurt others. Oh and ur a fuck tard.

[ragmondead]

@Bertramsharpshot -_- he wants a balenced budget. prioritys

[Freshman000000]

whats the clip at the end from?

[songsandotherthings]

@Freshman000000 Billy Madison

[lilazzhole]

Rick Perry wants to to fight Obama's war on religion and make America strong again...

[ScottCarhoun]

LOL and double LOL @ 45 seconds of video. And I agree with jjdude630, Ron Paul is the only one that makes sense.

[wizardoflawz]

alzheimers is a bitch

[N8Revolution]

FAIL!!!

[pbmax]

Rick (God Kook) Perry is nucking futs.

[JokerLurver]

OMG I love it xD

[jarcanman]

lmao the end is from billy madison hahahaa

[DeeSee25]

Ron Paul trolls think they're so original...

[LukeBeforeYouLeap]

... May God have mercy on your soul.

[LovinLivinIdaho]

Was it was before he was before... Hehhh? I actually had the billy madison thought when I watched this debate live. Ron Paul 2012!

[jjdude630]

VOTE RON PAUL ALL THE WAY HES THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES SENSE

[itzspeldrong]

@jjdude630 vvvv Thumb this up! vvvv

[jdills1196]

@jjdude630 Ron Paul makes no sense. He used to be a great choice for the GOP, now he's a terrible choice.

[101aua]

@jjdude630 and thats why hes losing the REPUBLican candidacy

[DaNewLeder]

@jjdude630 Not really...slavery could be legalized in certain states under Ron Paul. His govt wouldn't interfere. You realize that yes?

[braintnt]

I despise slick slimmy big mouths, because they are liars, they play our emotions with promises they dont care to keep, to make us glaze over their character inadequacies, such as the last two DemocRat presidents. I want a genuine normal person, who talks less, because he is sincere unlike a car salesman who is trying to shaft you a lemon.

Its time for someone like Rick Perry to be the next US president.

[wewatch007]

I forget was I for this video before I was before this video?

Or was he for before when he was before... I'm just not sure.

[mitchthemich]

never this man AS president. NEVER !!!!

[DazzelPebbels]

oh and mit is just like hell ya keep it coming baby you making me look goooood !!!

[DazzelPebbels]

hahahahahahahhaah

[freetacophenom]

Ahhh republicans... Wait I am a republican

[rlg818]

nice touch at the end bravo haha

[westsside310]

Rick perry do you remember Todd willingham?

[blackcreekghost]

get off the stage!

[whpriol1]

Perry/Palin 2012.

[7Epitaph]

That ending clip was absolutely hilarious!!!

[bakshay]

Dumb hick..kick his ass back to East Shithole, Texas

[TheLoyalhuman]

there is no difference between republican V democrat. They all serve the same master. You are watching professional liars doing what they do best.

End the FED and regain your freedom america.

[LolCaramelz]

@TheLoyalhuman

Let's cut out the professional liars and let those they serve just rule us directly, good idea!

[TheLoyalhuman]

@LolCaramelz: jumped my logic a fair way over the edge there my friend. Perhaps i should have made it clear. Find an alternative that is just. The end.

[yellowlemonism]

@JendayiFaith i second that motion

[T0B0KKE]

"I think Americans just don’t know sometimes which Mitt Romney they’re dealing with. Is it the Mitt Romney that was on the side of against the Second Amendment before he was for the Second Amendment? Was it — was before he was before the social programs, from the standpoint of he was for standing up for Roe v. Wade before he was against Roe v. Wade? He was for Race to the Top, he’s for Obamacare, and now he’s against it. (...)"

What a big freaking flop this Rick Perry guy is.

[Factsneeded101]

@T0B0KKE thanks for the transcript, awesome!

[T0B0KKE]

@Factsneeded101 No problem. I watched this so many times that I memorized it already. This makes me laugh so much, that I wonder what did Rick Perry took before the debate...

[bshen88]

@T0B0KKE You were actually kind in your transcript of his gibberish. You left out some stumbles and fragments. But yeah, dude is total idiot. Must be a Texas governor thing.

[T0B0KKE]

@bshen88 The transcript is accurate. I just left out the pauses for obvious reasons. :D

No problem btw.

[SkepticThink]

@T0B0KKE I think you forgot some "before"s

[T0B0KKE]

@SkepticThink I just followed my transcript and his baloney at the same time and it is accurate.

[miscellaneousanus]

hahaha billy maddison!

[kennykiller911]

why is this man even a government official... i dont want to live on this planet anymore

[TangTuyetMinh]

Sluggish economy, high unemployment and we are in deep debts.

Hussein Obama has to go. Simple as that.

[JustListenGeorge]

@TangTuyetMinh It doesn't matter who is in charge. I would bet all the money I spent going to college that the next guy in charge will preach "change" and we won't see any of it.

[willypdyer]

@TangTuyetMinh Eighteen (18) straight months of job growth: OBAMA 2102 !!

[ApocalypseLycan]

For, the for, before he was for, the for standpoint, before he was before the standpoint he was for, before he was for the obama care, and now he's before the for obama care.

[jbthx1138]

My name is Mitt Romney, and I approve this video.

[12Aggiefan]

Romeny was writing some notes down to rebutt him and then figured out Perry is a complete dumbass smiled to himself and crossed out his notes.

[nakedBison69]

12Aggiefan is a complete dumbass

[ynot217]

What's wrong with politicians from Texas?

[nakedBison69]

there is plenty wrong with ynot217

[yahoopl3]

BUSH

[crazytuner111]

I think i got what he was saying, I think when he was saying "before" he meant to begin a new sentence. For example.

"The Romney that was thas against the 2nd amendment"

"Before he was for the 2nd amendment"

He just sucks at wording.

[Demoniq]

Was he for the before the before Roe vs Wade or before the against the second amendment.... Save a pretzel for the gas jets.

[ninjapandaman]

BILLY MADISON!

[ninjapandaman]

lolwut

[russelniedermayer]

You know he walked off stage later, "Nailed it."

[mgband]

Boy, that's easy for him to say...

[classi2themax]

Perry would bring this country to the ground.

[Skyathaniel]

Ron Paul!

[dotdotlot]

RON PAUL!!! ((END THE FED_END THE WAR_END THE IRS)) RON PAUL!!!!

[cromagnan]

How did Rick Perry make it as far as he did? Seems like someone would have called him out for the "Niggerhead" Rock incedent a long time ago? Or is everyone in this country a Racist?

[stebecool]

RIP Rick Perry campaign

[tak3808]

Well said, Rick.

[bleachrules103]

I think Americans just don't know sometimes which Mitt Romney they're dealing with. Is it the Mitt Romney that was on the side of against the second amendment before he was for the second amendment? Was it was before he was before the social programs from the standpoint of he was far standing up for Roe vs. Wade before he was against vs Roe vs. Wade? He was for race to the top? He's far Obamacare and now he's against it. I mean, we'll wait until tommorow and see which Mitt Romney we're talking..

[3mmans17]

RON PAUL 2012

[keithrig]

WTF is he talking about? Do we really another Texas Gov'r as President (ie Bush III).

[donyario]

fantastic commentary at end!

[OneCrayGuy89]

Ahhhhh... It's like listening to a younger and equally stupid GWB :)

[DynocosmicJay]

LMFAO XD

[Firehead33]

lmao



[bleachrules103]

Perfect closing slip. I mean, clit. I mena, clip.

[sanyxox]

Billy Madison!!!!

[Syean15]

Rick Perraaay! F#€£ yeah! lmao

[alquimista0411]

hey where did they get that part of the guy telling rick perry hes an idiot



[makersdude8]

@alquimista0411 its from the Adam Sandler movie Billy Madison

[Jer14Roc]

love the ending

[dashiznit95]

I'm sorry, which Mitt Romney do you think we're talking to tonight?

[coleman2586]

Perry seems very ignorant. Bush and Obama are the same people. Rick perry will just follow that pattern! Ron Paul is the TRUE change we need.

[TheMarksmenCat]

I watched this clip close to ten times now and I still don't know what the fuck he's trying to say.

[griffith638]

This is awesome

[Lyndonandre]

the shit?

[solemndark]

romney should thank perry

[TheDeni993]

wow this party is so awful smh 0_0

[IIEMProductionsII]

what movie is that?

[eladimir]

Aww the leader of texas. yeah

[pinkhippie135]

rick perry is one of the best candidates running.... people need to stop looking at small mistakes and look at the big picture...

he runs Texas extremely well, and Texas is one of, if not the only state that has propered during this ressecion, he is the best candidate for president....

[doublestrokeroll]

@pinkhippie135 texas has "propered?...lol...I can see why you are defending him...hahhah...

[DeeSee25]

lol what an awesome compilation. "....Everyone is now dumber..."

[AesirV]

He must have been coming down from all the blow he did back stage during commericial.

[TheAsh0707]

Before I was for rick perry, but that was before I was against this video before I watched the video against rick perry...... before

[freba91]

@TheAsh0707 Ya'll I am Rick Perry, Govern of the great state of Texas,I have a Goat I blank all the time and

if you will vote for me for president,I will blank all of you.

[omenroc1]

What is that clip at the end from?

[kkdds3]

@omenroc1 i believe the name is Billy Madison starring Adam Sandler

[CreateCliches]

@omenroc1 Billy Madison, or something like that. The Adam Sandler movie where he has to go back to school and get through each grade.

[NemoBogdan]

Oh yeah, another Texas governor as President 'cause that worked out so well last time and this guy seems just as smart...

[CreateCliches]

@NemoBogdan Well, Ron Paul is from Texas and he makes much more sense than Perry, Obama, and Bush put together.

[stevensw]

Wow, he makes George Bush sound eloquent in comparison. Dumbest candidate in a long while, if not ever.

[GoodOrion2113]

Laughing Out Loud! That last part fit sooo perfect! Thank You. Billy Madison ROCKS!

[R1O7ZZZZ]

hahaha.

[MitsoRouloFoto]

WHAT?

[n2011b]

...is that his jacket?

[AllTheseWorldsAreUrs]

LOL

00:45 whats this from?

[jckid1311]

@AllTheseWorldsAreUrs Billy Madison

[omacronalpha1]

Well this is just fantastic.

[UnsounderGnome]

lmao

[Voldemortisdefeated]

He is not a good speaker

[Erik93117]

@tropicalninjaTV end clip is from Billy Madison

[mason1348]

lol...just lol

[dualberettas]

what movie is this from? lol

[SteinUndStahl666]

Maybe next time he won't do those vodka shots before a debate.

[SteinUndStahl666]

Maybe next time he won't do those vodka shots before a debate.

[tropicalninjaTV]

what is the clip at the end from

[interstate317]

@tropicalninjaTV billy madison.

[tropicalninjaTV]

@interstate317 thx

[Aulpa]

omg ... stop talking ... you moron

[106117]

Slap my head, i cant even finish watching it.... hahaha

[thesilverjunkie2]

It is a real shame that most Americans (are TV educated) do not even know that The Federal Reserve ( that is are money system) is privately owned. Its shareholders are private banks.(Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan Chase......) and can't see what's happening. (The theft of America) VOTE RON PAUL 2012 END THE FED. (Buy Silver)

[zackrugby12]

@thesilverjunkie2 When you criticize the education levels of Americans, you should try to use proper grammar. Our money system, not ARE money system.

[TheCullousus]

this is great lol, on a side note, please dont allow the Bush 2.0 into office because obviously like bush he has serious issues with the English language.

[TheThugMonkeys]

A lot of you don't realize he just casted a Juu Juu spell....

[khalilcaz]

lol wat?

[TwilightMasterCK1]

... ... ... Wow. Just wow. I was dumbfounded how terribly Perry fucked up, and then lol'd hard at how perfectly that Billy Madison scene fit in. xD

[Blarghurface]

Say wut

[jazzer741]

It's the new stroke lady!

[timoback3000]

Classic

[GGGiL00]

LMAO this nigga is on drugs

[shinyray01]

stoned ┐(￣ー￣)┌

[carrierjunkie]

Where is the bit from the end from?

[woodenvibration]

@carrierjunkie I think it was from the movie Billy Madison.

[justkeepyourcrapaway]

thank you for this video. you're a f---ing idiot if you vote for rick perry

[krishansonlovesyou]

I've never watched a man say something so incoherent and stupid while looking so confident.

[StackCityEntOfficial]

@krishansonlovesyou You should watch me say 'I love you' to my girlfriend...

[eleganz]

@krishansonlovesyou because if he doesn't, he won't be apart of the elite's special club anymore...what kind of corrupt politician wants to be kicked out of the elites special club? that would make him *gasp* NORMAL!

[augustrunsred]

Should've watched this before the SNL skit....would've made more sense.

[lhrmeonom]

....bush xD

[rebjiii]

listening to rick perry prattle about economics and balanced budgets is like listening to larry king or limbaugh for marital advice.

the TEXAS MIRACLE is a myth - just like death panels, anchor babies and a new world order

[rogerryan22]

haha, its like he smoked a doobie beforehand...

and yeah, he now has my vote

[sebias2]

ROFL billy madison FTW

[taylorswiftfann033]

hahahahahaha wtf

[ChaoticMatters]

lol billy madison

[MrDawill17]

Well... at least he knows we don't have 57 states. 

[Broncosfan1111]

Haha Billy Madison clip ftw

[stupidnamehereT1001]

damn it, someone get a mechanic in here!