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  • Butt-head: Huhuhu... huhu... she said "pissing"

    Beavis: Hehehehehehehehehhehehehe yeah yeah hehehehehe. She said "big" too hehehehehe

    Butt-Head: Oh yeah, huhuhuhuhuhu

  • I used to like Twilight and I admit it, I was a twihard, until one day I was watching New Moon and decided how stupid it really is. It has no point. And there's really no ending or beginning really.

    Bella: My parents split up. I have to live in the cold stated of Washington, and therefor, my life couldn't be worse.

    UGGGG!!!! My friend has parents who are divorced, it's not the end of the world for him! He lives in Wisconsin, goes to my school and is probably the best person I know. Bella=NOT

  • You don't need "friends" who like Twilight.

    It's better to have one good friend than a hundred bad ones.

    Cut them all off. You don't need them.

  • Fear not. In 4-5 years the same "people" that liked Twilight will deny it, or say "I was just a kid and didn't know better." Well, there's always going to be the stupid fanatics who will still be into Twilight as they are in their late 20's and trying to raise their kids to like it, and those are the really sad fans. Those are as sad and stupid as smokers who don't stop smoking after a serious heart attack.

    Word of advice. Learn to ignore stupid people (especially Twilight fans) ...or go crazy.

  • Marry me :) Finally somebody thinks like me! I read all four books too and the whole time I was waiting for something interesting to happen that does not have to do with Bella being a spoiled bitch and how Edward is soooo perfect...

    Seriously? I thought I wasted a few months on rubbish. Pure rubbish. We should burn them,

    After I finished reading the series, I seriously couldn't read any vampire books anymore (even those who don't sparkle.).

  • Overall I feel that most of your arguments are unjustified as they are purely based on opinion. Grow up and stop agruing about it, it was years ago now.

  • I like things, I don't like thing but unless someone asks, I don't share unless someone is saying something I disagree with. I am 18, I have grown up but I am still able to keep my imagination and opinion young and pure. I think for myself and my opinion isnt influenced by others like most people here who like and dont like what the majority do, i am not a carbon copy of what everyone thinks it cool or right.

  • Maybe people should just stop going on about what they like and dont like. If i want your opinion I'll ask for it. Yes, i happen to like twilight but i dont think i am or want to be Bella, I think at the start of both the books and films she was plain, had no personality or sense of humour or emotion and was completely reliant on the others, especially Edward.

  • hahah i love you

  • AND I ACTUALLY FALLN LOVE WITH YOU!

  • @codyluvuswagergirl awe u shouldnt hav clicked on dis vid ASSHOLE!!!!!!

  • LOL,cool imitations of eddie nd bellerrXD

  • twlight is so pathetic and its not for younger kids and not for me and im 13 ! It is disturbing and sick! I am britihs and all my friends like it and i got bored within about 5 mins of the film ! I am harry potter all the way!

  • your accent is so adorable :)

  • Bullshit twilight rocks u bitch

  • @evitialuvsyuh Then u have no taste in books. twilight is weird. The book dosent even make darn sense!

  • your impressions with 'oh look' was really cute <3 Why do people fancy 'fairy vampires' when there's people who do cute impressions like you XD

  • You are so right its no plot what so ever they shouldn't be called vampires there more like sparkly darkest with a blood fetish and I was hypnotized by your blue eyes :)

  • *sigh* i have no idea why people hate it so much ... it makes me angry .... *sigh* ....

  • very good video.

  • You remind me a bit of the actress who plays Sketch in Skins.... Hope thats not an insult, cause I know Sketch is a freaky character, but I really love the actress :) (And you have the coolest voice)

  • Girls like Twilight because everyone else likes Twilight.

    I'm a girl, and I can't stand it.

  • The only reason you hate Twilight is that you have a functioning , STILL working brain. I don't know your friends, but you probably shouldn't hang around with zombies

    P.S: And you're cute. Not wonderfully beautiful. But cute.

  • Well, you did ask for someone to give you a reason that they like Twilight, so here is someone who used to like Twilight. I used to like the series because as cliche and ridiculous as it was, I found it to be romantic for the simple fact that these two characters are just that dedicated to each other. Also, I WAS in fact 13 when I started reading it, so of course it was a bit easy for me to get sucked into.

  • you have a very cute voice, and eyes to match.

  • ahaha a little girl's wet dream indeed. I read the first book. Y'know, give it a chance. and I never read the second book. There was no character development and the plot was horrible. In fact, the first book felt like a rip off of the Vampire Diaries. I could go on and on about why I don't like it, but I couldn't fit it all on this comment. ;P ah well. Liked the video.

  • Twilight is actually so fucking bad. It's poorly written Mormon propaganda.

  • @talkinggina1 Never in my life have I seen so much fail in one comment.

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  • @talkinggina1 It's called a dictionary, why don't you try one out?

  • @talkinggina1 Ok if someone doesn't like something they are going to reach out to find some people who feel the same, I want to figure out why people like twilight so much too. ,, thats all we want to know. nothing else.

  • Well, if you have any kind of brainpower, watch a couple of those movies and analyze it, you can pretty much figure out that it's terrible. However i will say that they are very very funny. Unintentionally, but still. That girl maincharacter is just inhuman:P noone acts like that. Psychotic, helpless, manipulative, crazy. It's really funny if you think about it.

  • youre make-up is hidious

  • @talkinggina1 shes actually really beautiful. and Bella is a fucking no emotion bitch hats ugly as hell and should whoop YOUR ass to get that immature kid out of you. everyone has there own opinions.

  • Like if you think that the people who love Twilight should mind their own business

  • @talkinggina1 Someone marked this as spam. I decided to unmark it, essentially so everyone can see just how immature and pathetic you truly are.

  • You're not ugly at all! You're very beautiful. Your eyes are so big! XD Where are you from?

  • @InvaderMuse Basically the arse end of no-where, up north. Nearest biggest city would be Manchester?

  • @marry197 yeah because obsessing over a fantasy book is gonna score u guys...

  • @marry197 Yes. And you're 19 and you've commented on as many anti-twilight videos as you could find, purely to call us ugly. Maybe you should grow up a little, stop being so conceited, and take in to consideration that other people have opinions.

  • You should read The Hunger Games.

  • @leekleek1000 Hunger Games is the best

  • PPl are fascinated by the old school undertones.. because people don't act that way today..well then change it if society sucks! My mom is obsessed with it...i hated it! very anti-climactic, very boring characters. 

  • music and movies generally suck ass. these days  music has sucked for ages now.

  • I love 80's metal and hate Twilight too!!!! In fact, most stuff sucks these days...WHY???

  • I read about 3 chapters but I couldn't read anymore.

  • /watch?v=INaAt6jqTEk is my twilight rant, lol not very good

  • /watch?v=INaAt6jqTEk

  • @jayhawker12797 For the same reason people like Dan Brown... Idiocy.

  • read cirque du freak its needs more attention then fucking faglight lets make this book known to everyone i hate faglight

  • @unoriginalizednames I read that when I was about 11, Darren Shan signed a copy of 'Lake of Souls' for me. It's a decent saga for the younger generation who are interested in Vampires, but don't have the attention span to read Anne Rice, or Stoker.

  • You are soo pretty I was memorize by you eyes

  • I don't mind twilight but I like HP and whatever else better.

    BTW your an incredibly Beautiful person, I love your big blue eyes. :-D

  • I completely agree with everything you said! You seem very intelligent. :) But I can't stand the way you talk with all the oh's and the oh look's. And the way you present yourself is pretty annoying because you seem to be going through that emo phase.

  • @BLTwithCHEESE I know how futile it is reply to this, but I've been brought up on mixture 80's metal and New Romanticism, having particularly young parents. Most of today's 'emos' probably wouldn't have any idea who Robert Smith or Sebastian Bach were. In all fairness, granted; I look quite scruffy in this video, my hair's tied up and I'm wearing an oversized comfy shirt, but all I tend to do all most days is game anyway, there's generally no need to dress up for that...

  • Your british. You hate twilight. Bestfriends?

  • @sambomberger  I have no major objections to that.

  • @BFFlove2046 twilight does not rule. twilight sucks. stephanie meyer didnt write that book good at all. she should have never written sequels

  • books of Twillight. aright i guess

    The movie is the essense of Evil, we all know this! no need to say that u hate it, we all know you do

  • Um......TWILIGHT ACTUALLY RULES THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

  • @BFFlove2046 :L

  • if its 'poorly written' why do millions love it? and why the heck would read them?

  • @jayhawker12797 Because people are stupid and don't know quality when they see it. And I'm serious.

  • @Emper0rH0rde Fantastic point. I'll just add that fourteen publishers turned her down, mainly due to the poor quality of writing and content. She got lucky. And with some great misfortune to the literary world. Little girls are stupid, and find vampires 'hot' and 'alternative'. Or maybe I'm just a little too cruel.

  • @jayhawker12797 Because people will buy into almost anything if it's marketed well. You can't judge quality by popularity. Ever.

  • @jayhawker12797 Just 'cause millions love it doesn't make it well written you know! She's right about Twilight being poorly written, there's no words for how bad twilight is and how bad of writer Stephanie Meyer!

  • you, my good BRITISH person (woo! I'm British!) you are just plain WIN

  • - Your voice annoys me, but I laughed when you said "A little girl's wet dream." xD

  • @nushnaut if you were to put on makeup, and it makes u looks iffy... wouldnt u want your friends to let you know...

    i'm just trying to help. better an anonymous commentor letting her know, than maybe someone she likes... just saying... :3

  • haha your actually so cool :)

  • OH MY GOD KAWAI DESU NE ~ xxsxharts

    I can't wait to bomb some dodongos

  • No you don't

    watch?v=qsuCFbFjxKg

  • I like the way you think :D

  • DOWN WITH TWILIGHT!!!!

  • Oh you are way lovely! How I wish everyone else felt like this too...

  • twilght is ok

  • u have wwwwaaayyy too much eyeliner on...

    makeup should be subtle... if u cake on that shit, u look like mimi bobek from the drew carrey show

  • @tomsxdiner

    Taken on board... >.>

  • @tomsxdiner you can never have enough eyeliner

  • @tomsxdiner u have wwwaaayyy too much time on your hands for pointing that out -.-

  • @XxLuChan81xX shit! you're right, i should've spent that 1 minute typing my comment, into finding a cure for cancer, solving world peace, feeding the poor... fml!

    p.s. my comment is 5 months old.... you must be retarded replying to such an old comment.

  • Everything you said was far too true, twilight is a pile of shite, basically. You're really cute - can I please keep you? :3

  • I totally agree with you 100%. I read the first and second books thinking if it got better by the second book I would keep reading. I refuse to read the third and fourth books. It's annoying how I apparently have to get a lecture every time someone mentions Twilight to me and I say I don't like it. I kind of get why other girls are so obsessed with it with Edward being so perfect and such, but it's just annoying to me. If my sis watches the movies I'll pay attention every once in a while becaus

  • Haha you are so right! Bella crys through every book haha.

  • She's British, she listens to Dio, and she hates Twilight...I'M IN LOVE!!!

  • @TomMSTie1138 Would I be right in saying the 1138 is the infamous George Lucas THX 1138 reference that appears in most of his of his films?

    If not /Just revealed just how mmuch of a geek I actually am.

  • @SatokoZombieX You are correct. Now, do you know what the MST stands for?

  • @TomMSTie1138

    Have an inkling it's Mystery space theatre but it doesn't end in 3k.

    Ahh, just looked on your channel, Definitely MST3K ;D

  • @SatokoZombieX Very good. The 3K is short for 3000. Gosh you're neat. ^_^

  • @fatsachs That was you?

  • @TheGiovanniGirl

    Done trollin' for tonight now?

    Or is it back to Abortion hating?

  • @TheGiovanniGirl My favorite part on the movie Vampires suck is when at the end the girl hit's Edward in the head with nail bat,and say's Team Jacob bitch! It should of ended there,but then they killed the movie instead!

  • @TheGiovanniGirl The only thing scary about Twilight is the acting,and story,Oh,and character's.It's basically The note book with vampires,and that's actually a put down to the notebook! But not by much.I do hope this phase passes soon though,they're making cool vampires look bad!

  • @TheGiovanniGirl It goes Radu,Eli,D,Dracula,Victor,Will­iam,Lucian,and the werewolf off of Bad moon,if I want hot I'll watch a dirty movie or something.lol...

  • @TheGiovanniGirl Hey you'r not winning,you just type alot,also I think I've won almost every arguement,and there are plenty of bad werewolf movies,like Howling 3,and 5,4 wasn't too bad.But 3 Oh my god it sucked.How many bad vampire movies,not that many,but Twilight has cursed the world with the bad series's too.But atleast there's plenty of eye candy.Werewolves are ugly atleast half the time.That's not really a win...

  • @TheGiovanniGirl I've told you a bunch of times I hate Twilight,and I don't like Edward cullen! I only like cool vampires like Radu,Eli,D,and the ones off of lost boy's.I also said that I would feed Edward to the werewolves,I can't get any more plain than that.I think you just like talking to me don't you? lol...

  • Get ready to say Amen,because Twilight is very shallow,and Belle's a dumb skank, who likes jerk's! It's quite possably the worst love story ever written!

  • Twilight is crap and sexist.

  • 3:29 ooooooh burn.....

  • Twilight is overhyped and rather lame. How come people with a British accent always sound smart? Lol

  • @saiyanblade84

    Because we're ALL descendants of Giles aka Anthony Stuart-Head.

  • @SatokoZombieX Best. Response. Ever.

  • @SatokoZombieX Who? Sorry, I don't mean to be rude by asking that, but I don't know who that is. By the way, thanks for the response. :)

  • @saiyanblade84

    /Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    ^__^;;

  • @SatokoZombieX Oh, ok lol. Do you plan on making any new videos?

  • @saiyanblade84

    I do, now most of the 4chan trolls seem to be clearing up =]

  • @SatokoZombieX Yay, I'm glad I subscribed. I'm looking forward to them. :)

  • @fatsachs

    LMAO are you serious. like you really did that?? I would have died of laughter xD.

  • I have an answer to your question on why i like twilight and it is not random hater crap it is a ligitimate answer. If you are really interested in a serious answer with no ranting or calling people who dislike the saga stupid then feel free to contact me on my youtube channel.

  • I. Love. You. XD

  • u have the cutest bus

  • please comb ur hair lol

  • Your voice, .... Its so... relaxing..

  • i read it to make fun of it. :)

  • @Ziffelzoovop

    The funnest thing is you replace every time they say Vampire with Unicorn.

    I did that while watching the movie. I could not stop laughing.

  • heh, this may sound creepy, but she has such a cute voice XD (apologies to all women) :P

    Basically, the lead character has no personality, so the reader puts their own personality on her since they want all these wonderful things to happen to them, and Edward is never described properly, so they can also place what they find physically attractive on him. That's at least why Squealing teenage Virgin girls like it. :P

    I have yet to find out why all the other fans do as well.

  • yeah I do not get it either what so wonderful about twilight i've read the books and I hate them all so bella a mindlesscharacter is just a white pile of crap and I don't get it i've read ann rice booka and she can write sparkly vampire wtf meyer justs wants to make her vampires invicibal the twiglight seris is meyers personal fantasy and I don't want to read that

  • Agreed. I prefer Malorie Blackman and J.K Rowling.

  • This is hillarious! I read the whole series too and TILL was creeped out.

  • vampires suck, but thats another film i don't want to see...

  • Good for you! That means you are capable of free will! You have a whole life ahead of you, make good use of it!

    Fuck their wars!

    Fuck their norm!

  • i totaly agree

  • sparkly sissy vampires wrapped in flour acting retarded... nuff said

  • @fatsachs lol yeah I'm sure... Anyway, I'm a hosebag because I think the destruction of public property over a movie is stupid? well okay, then so be it...

  • I think it was ok until everyone started becoming obsessed and making shit out of it

  • Don't go off and get all offensive on me,just saying (I don't like Twilight either)

    But don't waste your time ranting about something you don't like, it just makes you as bad as the fans who waste their time liking it. I used to really hate Twilight too, but ranting about it makes you come off as a bit...rude? Sorry, if I'm sounding rude myself.

  • @fatsachs haha it makes you feel accomplished when you pay money to go see a movie you don't like and then ruin property that isn't yours? That's fairly interesting

  • Isn't it just as retarded to complain about the people who like Twilight as it is for you to have to listen to them squeal over it? Really, you're not any better than they are, them liking the book and you hating it are both opinions

  • i unno why but 3/4 of the reason i watched this video was because i found your accent intriguing.

  • @fatsachs

    Perfect x Halloween, should be awesome! x3

  • @fatsachs

    Also. I will Marry you.

    Time and date please x

  • @fatsachs I am proud of you. What did the rest of the teen girls in the theater do?

  • "Why not read Anne Rice?"....Hear hear!!

  • Vampires SUCK! and supposedly have bad breath! And sleep upside down hanging from thier feet or even in coffins! I can't really see where this would be romantic for any lady! So this show they call twilight makes no sense to me. Is it racist if you think the undead should stick to thier own kind? Im just asking! And the wharewolf! WoW! wake up next morning to one of those would your hair be full of FLEA'S? Come back to the real world people! Brain sucking TV is dumbing down the planet!

  • What was this girl smoking before she recorded this ?!?!?!

  • @arialtritn

    Don't believe so.

    ?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • you know, i like twilight but, its kinda changed me around now coz of you opinion, i agrree! the book is quite bad and badly written, i think the films were good coz of the director. I wish people werent so inspired coz there are soo many other great vampire books and films out there. xxx

  • Personally, I don't like Anne Rice's work, but I will admit she is a damn good writer.

  • Plot twists? More like plot slight curves.

  • lol i don't really care why you hate twilight, i just wanted to see your pretty blue eyes

  • you're cute

  • i used to like it, before the movie, before everyone started reading it, before it was "big"

    i kept reading the books, but i stopped during the 3rd because i was getting tired of it- plus it was WAY too cheesy for me.... i didn't really like it anymore...

    i did watch the first movie because i wanted to see if it was any better, and again i didn't like it because it was so cheesy it made me uncomfortable.... but taylor laughtner IS freakin sexy, i can say that at least

    ..can you speak up

  • i used to like it, before the movie, before everyone started reading it, before it was "big"

    i kept reading the books, but i stopped during the 3rd because i was getting tired of it- plus it was WAY too cheesy for me.... i didn't really like it anymore...

    i did watch the first movie because i wanted to see if it was any better, and again i didn't like it because it was so cheesy it made me uncomfortable.... but taylor laughtner IS freakin sexy, i can say that at least

  • Atleast someone said it!

    Thumbs up to you!! XD

  • I really want to high-five you.

  • They like Twilight because young teenage girls are dumb. Then again all teens are dumb, and watch stupid shit like that. Hell, I used to be a fan of Full House during my teen years. Dam, I hate that show.

  • Reason why it's popular among teens in TWO WORDS: SEXUAL TENSION building up building up (but no fuck), that's it.

  • i actually love this. :)

  • Um...Twilight has the quality of a below average fanfiction. Stephanie (OR however you spell her name) wrote it about a dream she had. Honestly, I could care less about this wannabe-literate girl, but the fanbase is f*cked up. Apart from that, there's annoying grammar mistakes, plot-holes ect.

    Fully agree with you, hun. It's way overrated, Meyer should have stuck to fanfiction.

  • Twilight is about two people falling in love and Bella having to choose Edward or Jacob and how nothing matters to Bella then being with Edward and how strong the bond is between them that nothing could break them apart and the guys in Twilight are just hot .... well not all of them so dont hate on Twilight its the most epic romance since Titanic!!!

  • @Twilightloverjess7 Okay, i get it, its a love story. the problem lies in the fact that her meyerpires, that's right, cause they damn sure aren't vampires, are not real vampires! and the fact that there are better romances, and better vampire romances. I can name you off a list if you'd like, because twilight is not the end all be all babe, sorry to tell u. we're still talking about Anne Rice 20 years after her prime, whereas in 20 years, i doubt anyone will care about the twisaga...

  • mhm it's pee-ing me off to!!!!

  • "it was just a little girls wet dream" I laughed so hard i had to stop the video because I couldn't hear. *Favorites* *Subscribes*

  • OMG one girl who hates twilight marry me PLZ!!

  • I haven't read the books, but the movies are terrible enough in my opinion. The vampire lore they use sucks, no pun intended.. and the acting and pacing isn't good either.. Also, I think Bella is a very boring and weak minded lead female.

    If you want a good laugh, look up Buffy vs Edward here on youtube.

  • um i like twilight but i cant stand the ppl who wish they were bella or want 2 be like her.. and i think jacob is HOT!!

  • This Video Was Absolutely Pointless.

    Waste Your Time On Something Thas Actually Bad.

  • You talk like a baby who is getting raped.. get a life

  • @Bentjeeeh

    Hahaha :L

  • ts easy as to explain. it has targetet a certain level of intelligence and maturity. butt it has been a good thing look how many kids are reading now, i think twilight saga has been great for the next generation of kids. because after they finish books like twilight they can move onto books like interview with a vampire and really appreciate it

  • i like your make up ??x

  • I read all of the books& they REALLY REALLY SUCK!! Anne Rice 's novies are much better. another problem with twilight are the vampires. they have NO weakness& SPECKLE that is just soo wrong.

  • This video makes you the third most attractive woman ever. Behind Rosie jones and Hayley Williams.

  • I loathe them as well. One of my book club members suggested Twilight. Reading it was like Torture. We watched the movie afterwards and I laughed and made snarky comments..Ijust couldn't enjoy a moment of it. It is just terribly written garbage.

  • i cant understand how u could read all the books without getting bored to death?!

  • OMG you have such beautifu big eyes: I love them! Where are you from??

  • Your impressions amused me greatly. Congrats on being the first semi-coherent girl I've heard babbling about how terrible the books are.