Wizard People, Dear Reader - THE BEAR IS GOD (Chapter 28)

[mrchuckmorris]

This invisible opponent must've invisible shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing the challenge he was about to face.

[macmacma]

a challenge fit for only... a bear

[davoise]

The Bear is, indeed, God.

[rovert28]

I LOVE his description of America vs. England.

And the chessboard of Ragnarock.

[HourGlass12342]

"and how to make all things around the house out of buffalo farts" lol i know he says "parts" but it sounds like farts

[codizel123]

what the fuck is this

[randomjuff]

"He sees himself dressed as a conquistador, crashing in the faces of werewolves and bigfoots with an enormous telescope."

This actually made me snort out loud.

[Drphilmakesmecry]

i did not understand any of the first half of this video

[whitebus2012]

he's so fond of the word hoary, I love it

[Afcct12]

It's funny how tired Brad sounds by the end of the book. I can't imagine doing this for two-odd hours straight.

[ZrazorRozenstrauch]

And Harry is back in the dark horrory bowels of storm-ridden england, trying to save all of wizardom from his crazed dracula ghost father.

[Solveigster]

ROFL why the hell would Custer and Charlemagne be eating Ju Ju Bees!?

[lskywalker723]

Please, please do all the movies like this. Also idk what you were thinking about for the first half of this video but it's amazing lmao.

[aishuakshi77]

the challenge fit for only... a bear. lol

[roosterheadedchicken]

"Ronnie the bear" omg... I can't even breathe...

[ColonelDischord]

Harmony farts a nervous fart, but nobody cares...--WTF?!? lol

[Kueck10893]

he teaches them wizard spells, and they in turn teach him how to fly across the continent at ridiculous speeds

[sunshineprincess26]

this is absolute genius.

[pennypyro42]

i like Harry's little daydream about being a peaceful "conquistador".

[Million02488]

ju ju bees reference is possibly the funniest part of this chapter, seeing as ju ju bees are possibly the most ridiculous candy on the planet

[psbjr]

he runs through this problem like a set of crunches

[killedbyAP]

Harry almost sobs.......but moves on...

[Oneiroi729]

It's kind of crazy how Harry accomplished all those things while he was day dreaming.

[kramer65029]

This scene probably has the best tangent ever.

[XMNinja]

@kramer65029 I really like the one where Harry sees himself climbing up Dumbledore's face to eat a cake during the flying lessons

[Solidgold20]

Harmonie farts a nervous fart, but nobody cares

[OMFGkhrisandpayt]

"dark hallways of hell" and "it is the famous chessboard of ragnerak!"

[Oneiroi729]

Those lines are so fucking badass

[javieralmazan0]

THe Bear is the best

[Maliceva]

"Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares."

Awesome.

[senseofcompletion]

When did we decided 'Valmart' was Harry's father? xDD

[jimjamrocks]

"we" didn't decided anything, it was Brad neely who decided

[KatarnandKanos]

jujubes stick to your teeth. not good candy.

[JumpyM4c]

Imagine god creating and then you have a beginning of the understanding that is present in the Bear's cerebral cortex

[thetruancybot]

i like how he's so subdued and tired in the later chapters

[kkjm94]

he's not even paying attention for the first two minutes at all.

[Jabberforce]

lol chess board of ragnarok

[ELECTRAfied26]

did he do this off the cuff?

[AunShova]

lol wtf is with the Indians in the beginning

[manlove007]

harry's crazed dracula father.

[manlove007]

harry is totally disinterested in the next challenge. his mind's eye daydreams dressed as a conquistador.

[UbruStar]

its funny but i dont even know what hes saying rofl

[heretustay]

3:50

"Harmony farts a nervous fart, but nobody cares..."

BHAHAH :D

[Butter89cup]

ROFL!!!

[Jackoman74]

He learns to slay deer with laser beams from his eyes, and how to make all things around the house out of buffalo parts.

Harmony farts a nervous fart, but nobody cares.

[896754]

"He sees himself dressed as a conquistador..."

I can't stop watching this

[johnnywagstaff]

i wonder if he planned this out or if he just freestyled the whole thing

[afn33282]

You can hear him turning pages..

[Butter89cup]

how can he be turning pages when he's commenting on the movie? :s

[afn33282]

um, he's reading his script.

[BrockSolid]

Why don't you think about that for more than two seconds, moron?

[sheerbeauty]

He wrote it all out beforehand so he wouldn't be stumped for something to say while recording this. ;)

[NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV]

Also, he's pretending to do this voiceover as a book on tape.

[casey11592]

"every battle the earth has witnessed looks like a three stooges scene compared to this match" hahahahhahaha

[Oneiroi729]

oh my god this is the weirdest shit I have ever come across. It's fucking hilarious

[hurutact]

i love how the beginning narration has absolutely nothing to do with what is actually happening

[jaybirdmeetsxmus]

I know, how does this guy even THINK of this shit? XD It's fantastic!

[GoldSunLion]

This is fucking amazing!!!!

[AlexandKelsie]

Hermione farts a nervous fart but no one cares

[mariguingui]

@AlexandKelsie Harmony!

[vampireeskimo]

You know what that mystery lady sounds alot like... HAGAR!!!! think about it, riding on her shoulders, giant, jet black hair, clouds flights

[iloveoperons]

"He'd not worry about clothes because he'd wear one of those strappy skirts that were popular back then in America..."

:D

[KillersRokMeSox]

OMG

I LAUGHED FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES FROM THE FIRST 2 MINUTES OF THIS XD

WHERE DO U COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?

i.

love you.

[companioncubexglados]

Harmony farts a nervous fart, and no one cares.

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

The first 2 minutes are SO (almost) random!!! And 3:38 is SO true!!! I love it.

[Benjamin666face]

every battle the earth has seen, looks like a 3 stooges scene compared to this match

[kiwii07]

FUCK YAH.

[Skaterpen]

Hahahah I love how he rants for minutes about scenarios that don't relate to the plot at all... :P

[cinnamontoasty]

Like the dogs killing Harmony ^^

[FlyingMango94]

"...like a world series winner, going for one more world...series win"

this whole thing is soooo cool, the best harry potter parody EVER!!

[whycantihavespaces]

Compared to the first one, his voice has kind of morphed from a kind of grouchy old man goblin to Dr Evil in Austin Powers.

[rainbeux]

i like on chapter 11, the one time the guy cracks and starts laughing his real laugh in his real voice.

[OverdrivePrime]

"He sees himself dressed as a conquistador, crashing in the faces of werewolves and bigfoots with an enormous telescope."

-- that is one of the greatest sentences ever spoken. O__O

[LoonyLuna08]

But nothing happens that is not consent...of the bear.

teehee

[megacoltsfan18]

Hermione farts a nervous fart, no one cares

[zyrque]

BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD

[bddrumline]

napoleon on ice?!?! hahaha

[buikurama]

LMAO, I loved how Neely describes Ron's total badassness.

"Everyone of Ronny the bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine god creating and then you would have a beginning of understanding of the bear's massive cerebreal cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronny's first move knowing the challenge he was about to face"

So intense!

[stevnricke]

Harry is totally disinterested in this next challenge... hahahahaha. Then the fucking thing that follows for like the next two minutes is hilarious.

[andantinowithaswager]

if it weren't for brad neely, i'd probably have to kill myself out of mysery and boredom

[DjCINEMA]

yeah man this guy is awsome he should read all the other bbooks/movies and do vids like this one

[andantinowithaswager]

the others would be totaly hilarious too.

[dancinggenius]

what are Patten, McArthur, Custer and Charlemagne stuffing their mouths with?? Popcorn and what?!

[kashiiampersand]

jujubes

[dancinggenius]

i have no idea what those are, but thanks anyway! :)

[irishfreak222]

the chessboard of ragnorak

[childoftheatom03]

fit for only. . . a bear lol

[HIMkidHIM]

he learns how to slay deers with laster beams, coming from his eyes

[hokiefilm]

"Harmony farts a nervous fart" haha. slight problem though: after the fantasy you say harry's mind returns to stormy england... but hogwarts is actually in scotland. seirously though... these vids are amazing.

[BrokenLookingGlass]

It's filmed in Scotland, but in the book it's in England.

[hokiefilm]

no, it's in scotland. in "fantastic beasts and where to find them" (a small book written by JKR for charity) she describes acromantulas, saying that there is rumored to be a colony living somewhere in scotland. acromantulas, of course, are the type of spider that aragog is, thus aragog's colony is the one she's referring too, making the forbidden forest and, therefore hogwarts, in scotland. i'm pretty sure jkr's confirmed this, i'm sure you can find it on mugglenet.

[mizusajt]

Except for you for pointing it out. Good job hokiefilm on your thouroughness

[hokiefilm]

haha wow people got so annoyed by that comment. how awkward for me.

[executioneer]

guys why are you arguing whether or not he's correct in the location of the school when you could be arguing about how harrys father is NOT, in fact, a dracula

[hokiefilm]

LOL... well played.

[Explodingduck]

Well, he should probably change that, because the rest of the narrative is completely accurate. Especially the part about Snape being a woman.

[zombies8myheart]

hahahaha i love the fantasy at the beginning

[beckykg]

aponnet? really?

[srJak]

"The invisible aponnet must have shot himslef, after he knew the challenge he was about to face." OMG ROFL

[underpantsjihad]

brad neely is a friggin poet

[HarmonicSoul]

Ronnie the effing Bear is my hero! :3 I love this series. The random rants are hilarious.

[SuperAgentGirl]

Conquistador?!? I love these random rants.

[Sibnosis]

Hell yeah!

[appleslime]

what a find! all my friends love this~!

[midnightspaghetti]

Imagine God creating.

[Sonicmax2k2]

Awesome!