Eddie Izzard

[diavarezable]

kills me EVERY F*IN TIMEEE!!!!!!!!

[DaMariozz]

What is that food he's talking about?

[msaliciathetiger]

Which Eddie Izzard show is this? I only know Dressed to Kill.

[Benawisan]

Remember to appreciate Eddie's work kids, because someday maybe we wont have awesome comedians like him anymore

[Alvgud]

Since when does Darth Vader sound like a british queer? Eddie Izzard tries to immitate him at first, but fails even from the beginning, and after that he doesn't even try. Epic fail.

[DrekoWoW]

@Alvgud YOUR AN EPIC FAIL! Or you were and Epic Fail, 'till you took an arrow to the knee.

[EragonFiresword]

...

How could Darth Vader eat with a mask fused to his face? Oh well. Hilarious skit.

[aaron9099]

I LIVE IN CHEAM!!

Darth Vader's really let things go here...

[neitherfeither123]

@SupernovaPaul hahahahhahahjah do u realise people want to do a 69 with you

[PepperDr94]

You're mr stevens? LMFAO

[TheCombatInstructor]

267 people deserve to suffer death by tray!

[tomsbiz]

I love his acts.

[memyselfandmusic29]

did you dry these in a rainforest, why??

[anymaegrrl]

267 people got into a game of "who the fuck are you"

[mkarnerfors]

@anymaegrrl ...and lost.

[aidsman32]

mookienze learn how to spell he is a boss no 1 loves u mookienze

[whatwouldtarado213]

I was at this show. It was awesome.

[CrazyLeaf012]

267 people are too-serious Star Wars nerds, bigots, homophobes who think transvestite means homosexual, and/or think they do not need a tray.

[surfn07]

"I would hack at your neck…with the thin bit"…pure comedic genius!!!

[mookienze]

he sounds lik a r tard he aint funny not 1 bit

[AkujiMalice]

@mookienze hey and you write like one. congratulations.

[Ol09Ash]

265 people didnt need a tray

[tarynned]

265 people were killed by a tray wielded by Jeff Vader

[Elawana]

265 people died at the hands of Vader.

[Theofish]

262 people's name is Jeff Vader

[hyperhero1]

anyone who dislikes this... is not a very good person

[bphibbs88]

@slapyourunclenick He's a transvestite. A man who dresses as a woman. He does a lot of bits about it that are really funny

[SlapyourUncleNick]

Is he transex?

[11mkroneid]

Like if you're laughing your ass off watching this in 2011!

[CODsnipershots]

he seems cool but i didn't laugh maybe once or twice but that one wasn't funny

IM NOT HATING I STILL CLICKED LIKE CLAM DOWN :)

[noob1n8or]

@CODsnipershots

you fucking asshole how dare you dislike this video.

[CODsnipershots]

@noob1n8or dude why dont you go suck your mums tits you gay cunt

[noob1n8or]

@CODsnipershots

but if I'm gay why would I suck a tit?

[CODsnipershots]

@noob1n8or because your still a little baby

[LithiumJoker]

@CODsnipershots shut up, everyone is entitled to their own opinion mate. So what if he doesn't like it, let him alone.

[CODsnipershots]

@LithiumJoker im the one that doesnt like it and im not hating but he thinks i am so he abused me and i did it back so i was in the right

[LithiumJoker]

@CODsnipershots as cliche as it is, two wrongs don't make a right.

[runthruthewoods]

Thank you Eddie for coming to the Burswood in Perth Western Australia tonight. Enjoyed so much and great to see you !

[tessthefirst]

Every time I watch this one it's as if it was my first. Eddie I love you in some weird perverted way only we could love each other.

[JeanneMitzify74]

mmh you will see waiting you to teach me

[Lostkiwi123]

comedic genius

[Yasface711]

I will hack at your neck with the thick bit until the blood flows across the canteen floor.....No No the food is hot youll need a tray to put the food on !!! Lord Vader of Cheem

LLLMMMMAAAAOOOO

[Yasface711]

I will hack at your neck until the blood flows across the canteen floor.....No No the food is hot youll need a tray to carry the food!! LLLMMMMAAAAOOOO

[downOfDooh]

wich show is this?

[mhansl]

"This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet...." Makes me cry laughing every time. Right up there with his Star Trek "set phasers to 'bit of a cough' setting."

[lucasB823]

everybody raves about eddie izzard, but i don't think he's that good.... maybe its an acquired taste... =/

[shikamaruzabuza]

NEWKAMA!!!

[puppymolly123]

@satchyproductions He's not gay. Believe it or not he is married to a woman. He's a straight man who happens to like using girl things like makeup. Its more common than you would think.

[Incendiae4]

"You're Mr. Stevens?" XD ... Wait, is that referring to what I think it's referring to? Brilliant stuff!

[ZoilaMaciers744]

lol I'm 18 years schoolgirl very little and playful

[spiralcrystal09]

death by tray it shall be!

[undescoldmind]

Why does he dress like a women?

[mblizardfreak]

@undescoldmind Because he's eddie izzard

[ukijhu97]

@mblizardfreak exactly :)

[TheChildrenOfFenris]

Hilarious. Love this guy . . .and his outfit!

[lannieb123]

ha i am a lonely girl from the uk

[DarkGothGirl3212]

@lannieb123 same

[DarkGothGirl3212]

LOL

[Mannayyy123]

Thats Jeff Vader that is

[PeteWentzRocks96]

My Biology teacher showed me this! That's why that's my favorite class! haha

[NamikazeChiKouu]

@karimzo21 Actually, he's a lesbian in a males body :P

[zecc78]

I was in the audience when he did this!

[Asketen]

I like the part where he's funny!

[voodoobny]

gotta love it! :)



[21cassendrasruble21]

hmz I just wanna have fun with you

[steveg8r1]

Why is this ass-wagon dressed like someone straight off the stage at "Cirque de Soleil?" He's a funny guy, so why is it necessary to dress like an idiot?

[xpoppyloupeanutx]

@steveg8r1 because he's a cross dresser, and he's trying to make a point that anyone can do waht he does and be respected. Besides, why shouldnt he?

[SnareDrummer26]

anyone notice one of the purple thin curtain pillar things in the back moving back and forth nonstop the entire time, you can see it from the far camera view everytime.

[2bnovelist]

Note to self-

1: Never smoke while watching Eddie Izzard

2: Never eat while watching Eddie Izzard

3: Never drink while watching Eddie Izzard

4: You know what!?!? Just don't do anything while watching Eddie Izzard, just... just watch!! Watch and laugh or I come to your home and hack at your neck with the thin bit of a tray and watch the blood flow...

[enterprise0709]

@2bnovelist *Hits the play button*

*grabs a Dorito and eats it.*

*Chomp* *chomp* *chomp*

What you gonna do about it?

[2bnovelist]

@enterprise0709 watch the video again, cuz eddie izzard's that amazing

[geminicthulhu]

234 shall die by hot food

[dothackyou]

somehow this reminds me fo the annoying pheasant in monty python and the holy grail...

[bugwitch]

@dothackyou Pheasant or peasant? I do not recall any obnoxious birds...unless they were carrying coconuts. Come see the violence inherent in the system!

[Jenji6]

@dothackyou "we're anarchists!" those peasants?^^

[TinW4tch]

those freaking don't read crap i have reda like 4 of them and im still alive stfu

[Alphacaliber]

@PeeDemonPee How much of a cuntish child are you?

[SilenceKyo]

@PeeDemonPee DO NOT READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. BE A RETARD ON SEVEN VIDEOS IN 5 MINUTES NOW AND PEOPLE WILL RECOGNIZE YOU AS A RETARD. THIS IS SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.

[Morgana0x]

I don't know how many times i've watched this and it still makes me laugh. I don't know how anyone can click on dislike, Eddie is the best!

[LithiumJoker]

@Morgana0x because Eddie is a transvestite, and some people are ignorant fucks, who dont understand that you can still be a wonderful person, no matter how you dress.

[ushiwakamaru30]

@Boundtosplinter thanks for sharing your thoughts. Just as you may think he isn't funny and that he doesn't deserve his fame, the loyalty of his fans, or the laughs he gets, other people might think your criticism and the need to voice it here is devoid of any merit. It is therefore understandable if people suspect you of being a troll, and I think you might just be one.

[SupernovaPaul]

"this is not a game of who the fuck are you." lol

[sapphirexxMark26]

I love watching this! it never gets old XDD

i love eddie izzard <3 hes just freaking awesome .

[XxloveyourmumxX]

this is a game of who the fuck are you!!

[njebarr]

I like to hit dislike purely so that the annoying fucks who make "248 people tried to kill catering with a thought" jokes get the number wrong.

[Nathanchooper]

its cool seeing this after the lego version

[projectbrownman]

'Jeff Vader' is amazing.

[Cavush]

248 people tried to kill catering with a thought !

[Adrillius]

248 people are not the droids we're looking for.

[NFSPS99999]

This guy is the absolute epitome of transvestite comedians.

[killerkid2005]

which of his performances is this?? .. please .. really need to know urgently .. dont know how long i'll remain high!!!!!

[infrazoom]

@killerkid2005 This was from his special titled Circle i believe.

[killerkid2005]

@infrazoom thanks a ton!

[FIRINM4L4Z0RS]

@Boundtosplinter If your basing how funny he is off this video then i understand your opinion. Pick up Dress to Kill if you havent.

[killerkid2005]

@FIRINM4L4Z0RS dress to kill is just AWSOME ..

[davelovesdrums]

I AM VADER! I CAN KILL CATERING WITH A THOUGHT!!!

[lordvolroc]

can I have your autograph?

no, fuck off, or ill kill you with a tray!

[koolluke2]

funny but gay



[hiimquinn]

@Boundtosplinter cool. i'm well aware you were, but it seems pointless to comment on something you hate, because you know it will be frowned upon and you will get comments like mine. the only logical reason you would do so is because you WANT to piss people off on here. if you don't like him, go to an Eddie Izzard hate club or whatnot, not here. there's no such thing as a wrong opinion, just like there is no such thing as a right one

[hammerhead904]

anyone know which show this is from

[hammerhead904]

@hammerhead904 by show i mean performance



[ElvianEmpire]

@Boundtosplinter because different people find different things funny. That's all. Mostly you can't explain it.

[hiimquinn]

@Boundtosplinter good for you? just don't watch his video's then. it's really not that hard to figure out. (unless you are an attention whore who loves ranting, then that makes sense. it also makes you pathetic)

[ActionSmaction]

@Boundtosplinter Fuck off. no one gives a shit.

[Tinkyourebad]

@boundtosplinter so why watch his videos you moron

[0ManBitesZombie0]

One of my favourite comedians ever. I'm still a little bit weepy about the fact that I saw him live a few days ago... during the interval he stood right next to me and I was too awe-struck to seize the chance to grab him, latch on and never let go. I was just eating lunch today and I was like 'Damn, why didn't I grab him, kidnap him and keep him in my garage? D:' (that would be a joke, maybe, possibly) Nonetheless, I adore him and this really makes me laugh xD

[RustingVagina]

Is he gay?

[halfdogderek]

@RustingVagina no just a male tom boy

[JSHEP73]

@RustingVagina No... he just occasionaly wears clothes that in the Western world are thought of as female clothes. He wears what he wants just like women do

[worldviolist]

did you dry these in a rainforest? LOL

[drunkmanjoe]

LOL 3:07 can i have ure autograph? NO FUCK OFF or ill kill u with this tray! xD

[Sun0072341]

What is the secret beyond Muslims prayers? Why the white man stand beside the block one? The rich man beside the poor one, all together like brothers

[stonethugmusic]

Wow

[hnoobsho]

hes funny but his face is so fucking gay and wtf is he wearing.

[whatthefuck386]

@hnoobsho excuse me but eddie is an executive transvesite, and hes not gay either.

[hnoobsho]

@whatthefuck386 wow, rofl transvestite? that's disgusting. 

[xCydezx]

@hnoobsho ew troll. Thats digusting

[hnoobsho]

@xCydezx let me guess your gay.

[xCydezx]

@hnoobsho No, i was just telling you that you're a troll and fucking leave. I did not say I am gay. 

[wishmastter2]

- No! Fuck off! Or I'll kill you with a tray..!

[whoiswhobutwho]

Eddy leeezardddd

[Aceblazin]

What a lame comedian and a sorry crowd.

[MackandMesh]

@Aceblazin you aren't english are you

[Epona999]

@MackandMesh He really isn't. But I'm not english either and I absolutely love this. Actually... All British comedy is better than ours

[Amocoru]

Please Eddie I can't beg you enough for another standup ; ;

[2009stalker]

is he gay?

[ubentu]

@2009stalker Use wikipedia.

[DaSondii]

he's awesome.

[MeRcYimRichBitch]

I lol'd at the top comment, the police in the uk are a pile of wankers!

Jeff vader should be the police :D

[NFXShockwave]

236 people suffered death by tray.

[dKillerb]

@NFXShockwave apparently not before disliking this vid

[KaraMayonakaSora]

Wet trays... The scourge of high school cafeterias everywhere.

[OldScarsNewHate]

I can kill you without a tray.

[cherryceejay]

He is so badass. Heels fucking hurt...and him just standing there for like an hour in them...KUDOS.

[JandAproductions98]

when I heard him on the 24/7 comedy radio I thought it was some cute british dude.... lol

[alienhowitzer54]

235 people got annoyed by the worker at the canteen

[13BloodMoon13]

235 people are Jeff Vader.

[jimkunz100]

@13BloodMoon13 no.....not at all....

[13BloodMoon13]

@jimkunz100 ...Yep, you're right, that one fails.

235 people think he's Jeff Vader. How's that one?

[jimkunz100]

@13BloodMoon13 better.....

[13BloodMoon13]

@jimkunz100 235 people died a death by tray at Vader's hands.

[LegoBy007]

he is girl

unisex

[iArtemis]

235 people couldn't find a dry tray.

[HECKproductions]

vader is supid... the guy was right with the tray so why did vader hesitate with the peas?!?

[tomsbiz]

Amazing. He is perfect.

[pmqgss]

Which stand-up is this from?

[PhantomFedora]

Why didn't he just grab a nearby spoon?

[MrTrekkie204]

Those 235 people shall be killed with a tray

[bulldog3943]

no! fuck off or ill kill you with a tray!

[izzardian09]

I love him so

[haltykern]

hes fucking mad cant beleive 234 people dont like this

[maggiemaemary]

2:20 my favorite part.

[TigerMadAlways]

It's cool how can you not find this funny?

[Supertot999]

How can you dislike this?!

[goredsox1792]

whaaaaaat! they bit this idea on robot chicken no way

izzard is king

[xxMRxJIGGLESxx]

He is way too gay, but fucking hilarious

[foursmallhats]

@xxMRxJIGGLESxx He's straight. =/ 

[LynchMobster47]

@xxMRxJIGGLESxx I don't think he's gay, man. A little eccentric and he likes to wear women's clothes, but hey he's English. Lots of English entertainers are weird like that.

[titytit]

@xxMRxJIGGLESxx he's not gay, the cross dressing is part of his act.....

[TheSaucyAuto]

@xxMRxJIGGLESxx He's straight, actually, just like most other cross-dressers.

Weird, eh?

[TheMichaelseymour]

I HATE star wrs ...but i LOVE this {how can that be ? } I rolled around and quoted this for days...his dvd is one of the few i can watch AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAI-oh you get the point -buy the dvd this came from - and i dont even work for him.

A N D ...i believe in this imaginary deity he so savagely mocks .....now if only the Romans had done it with wit and leather pants. GREAT DVD ..GET it !

[TheBronze3ye]

this one is wet, this one is wet,this one is wet, this one is wet,this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, god did you dry these in a rain forest why?

[AlecKronicle]

a little too long if you ask me

[wallball5]

Holy shit my throat hurts from the laughing!

[nsurg3]

Dette

[S6again]

супер (: улыбнуло

[irundohc]

genius!!

[Benawisan]

I've rewatched this a hundred times, and i still laugh every single time...I'm happy to live in the same age as Eddie Izzard

[Tigerman1138]

@Benawisan If you haven't....and I hope you have...you MUST see this routine in LEGO.. It is KILLER! One of the BEST videos on Youtube. watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw POSTER: Thorn2200

[MuicQT]

what...the...fuck?

[JankProducties]

I dress like a woman!

[GothamCity1974]

death by tray it shall be............

[piellamp]

thumps up if u serach up jeff vader but didn't find a lot about him just eddie izzart;o