Shark Week 101: How to Make Friends with a Shark

[TheMadJHatter]

Let's skip the four play

[darlyn2468]

my pet shark's name is oliver :D

[madogmatty1]

I have a pet shark, his name is sharky

[BlueKenshin]

Why the fuck would wanna "Be friends" with a shark? A creature that in all likelihood is going to turn around and eat you alive? I'd be swimming for safety rather than worrying about palling around.

[TheEconTv]

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[NorCalHerb]

seriously guys all it takes is a google search of shark penis

[MartinTaco]

OK!! I need a chair to take into the ocean!

[MoudhyQ8]

haha XD

[MartinTaco]

im being serious.

[seanarrative]

rofl the shark costume is hilarious. where can I get one lol

[wogi2008]

oh kool so next time i'm swimming with sharks i'll take a chair with me to sit down n let it know i wanna be friends! lmao

[GreyDuckCrew]

You guys are dumb. i have been diving with sharks before and its a true fact that they do have a penis. they look like two fins pushed together they are near the tail of the shark so go learn stuff...

[NerdyNedry]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID! >:O

[AlexanderBrando]

haha this is so fake

[nicwrestl]

its funny cause now some dumbass is going to think he can make friends with a great white. then he'll lose half a torso and try to sue discovery channel for misleading him....

[Onlinehacker2themax]

at 0:22 i think the shark jizzed

[allergic2kryptonite]

Thanks for this video , i just made friends with a Mako on Facebook

[RomanSedlak]

the shark suit is the best!

[TheTofuGod]

Aquaman shit

[kevin15664]

he shook his leg, that made me laugh so hard

[misteeq64]

The shark are on my diet list meat is pretty good garlic and lemon . Yummy

[darkface405]

I love to see you sit, and watch a megalodon swim around you. I'd be crappin my pants!

[d4rkn3z132]

i would just kill myself >.>

[dogsexplode]

and why was the leg of the shark shakin

[stevewinkle101]

hahaha i know thats soo funny!

[kevin15664]

she was pettin him

[nicolasinfire]

because it was going to fuck her in the ass

[dennisthemenace0WNS]

This is hilarious.

[darkface405]

idk, listen to the music of the video.

[wingsofhope2]

the shark's leg was shaking when she pet him... awkward...

[r2anacal]

LMAO!!! omg, all these videos are funny.. even though they give good tips, it's hilarious seeing the guy in the suit and the girl.. plus the comments.. lol.... HILARIOUS!

[xxxXdragonXxxx]

unless you're aqua man

[archergalore]

how do you sit in water

[Patnaude22]

Where can i find a suit like that^^

[ihatecentipedes]

I'm sure some furry somewhere is jerking off to this video.

[lordpudding10]

ooh, you caught me

[ihatecentipedes]

Yiff in hell! Nah, you're alright man.

[ihatecentipedes]

Look at his leg twitch. Do sharks cum?

[lostMachinima]

trust me, yes.

bahamas, bull shark, and i rubbed it's under belly and it gave me a surprise.

[ihatecentipedes]

Hahaha, sharks can cum.

[NerdyNedry]

Well,male sharks don't have a penis at all,I saw a Reef Shark mating scene and cum comes (literally) from one of the back fins.

[ihatecentipedes]

Shark fins can cum? I learn something every day.

[ambiegrapiglia]

this shark tips shit can't be serious.

[ChristopheBilliet]

Thought I'ld give it a Facebook invitation, but hey, if sitting down works...

[peanutpedler]

zombie sharks want to make friends with your face.

[BootShark]

Yes of course! Pet the fish with 300 rows of razor sharp teeth. I think even a professional would understand not to interact with any marine life.

[IV3pro]

I was seriously expecting some sort of actual trick to make a shark your friend. lol

[TheBlackWolfy]

Me too.I've always wanted a pet shark.=D

[IV3pro]

What do you mean "pet"?!?! I want a shark as an actual best friend.

[TheBlackWolfy]

A pet.Little like a dog,except it would be in ocean.

and,a pet can be best friend.you probably know that.=)

[FreeMindWill]

What's with these vid's?! XD Crayzeh!

[TheLoneWolf52]

Gives a different twist to 'Take a Shark to Lunch' This guy can't be serious, but if he is, I'll pass.

[anthonylalonde]

this may be true but i'm not taking any chance on petting a shark and getting my arm ripped off

[super1commenter]

humans are good enough...

[exactlythatsthepoint]

I love Shark week.

[spartan22222]

what if you want to be more than friends...

[Boulderboy203]

lmao!!

[NextLarsUlrich]

u fucking commented on every sharkk video with ur little perverted commets grow a pair of bals and get ur mind out of the gutter u little perverted 12 year old

[spartan22222]

You call me 12, and yet, youre incapable of spelling.

[NextLarsUlrich]

oooh nice vocabulary and grammar its called txt spelling u little prick

[zurikaten]

Lars why do you even care?

[davidthejap]

hump its brains out

[Senceses]

holy shit .... xD what do u think ???

[999124999]

LOL!

[Pasta070]

lol If only the crew of the Orca knew that Jaws only wanted to make friends, not be blown to smitherins!

[Monkeydude4605]

This is the technique they tell divers so they can have more shark week shows. Gotta have some new stories

[linebeck222]

How can you tell the difference between a different shark and the one you just made up with and decided to feed every tuesday?

[nutn2do12]

i like to let the sharks lick me

[shishigshua]

haha

[yetwistedbastards]

Yeah sure thing, champ. Just write FOOD on your back... he'll love ya.

[Teuchter12]

lol how to be friends with a shark: you pull out your underwater laptop and you add them on myspace!

[ahosuryoyo]

no fake!!, give free food (your hand)

[BossManATL87]

LOL

[wafflesgrl17]

is this guy being seroius?

[Pablothe]

sit down? relax? Like in the water? how can I sit down in the water, how would I relax surrounded by sharks

[majer75]

yah

[surfadude5543]

this sounds extremley retarded

[eestieesti200]

LMAO!

[jchaytor]

trys to make friends with shark

*hand comes off*

i just wanted to be friends sheesh!

[xXcarnage06Xx]

LOL haha

[999124999]

is this supposed to be funny or real tips lol i dont even know cause of the shark LOL

[Pablothe]

so true man

[krille456]

hahahhaha