Remember kids, even Wiliam Murdeface gets blisters on his krillionaire cock from doing this. So don't try this at home, as you're likely to maim yourself peramently and/or die from the resulting bloodloss.
On second thought, actually do try this at home. Dying from cutting your own dick while using it as a guitar pick is a fucking metal way to die.
@planktonjack OMG why do people always ask this. it's so obvious. I don't know if it had appeared to you, but THEY ARE PAINTED WHITE. We there's clothing on them THEY ARE NOT PAINTED. Got it? Mother Douchebags.
everyone knows that bass players are the most well-endowed of the band... it makes sense... bigger guitar = bigger ****, also, i am gonna try this next time i have the house to myself... especially the bit where he spins it...
GUYS!!! it is not that their asses are tanner than their pale skin- its the make up they use to make them look like 'ghosts' or whatever... they pain the exposed parts only.
Man I wish my dick was strong enough to slap that hard. Brings to the phrase 'Rock out with your cock out. HA-HA-HA-HA!!! My name is Rockzo the rock and roll clown and I do ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-cacocaine!!!!!
.. realy .,.. how the crap can your ass be so tanned and .. hes the most evil cruel and best black metal bass gitarist for this reason ... no wonder they stil have him
All this and he still lost that contest against Skwisgaar. Skiwsgaar must be pretty damn good himself.
ZigZagnut357 6 days ago
now thats talent!!
ClansmaClan 1 month ago
ROTFL!
DystopianEmpire01 1 month ago
Actually they should've played Smoke on the Water.
GM572 2 months ago
You are wrong MrRabies... This is the best part hands up.
Whooligan86 2 months ago
I just don't get how he's the band butt monkey when he can do THIS. I supposed someone has to...
SoulfulBrutha5805 3 months ago
hes freeballing.
kyussfan6 3 months ago
how does he do that its fucking awesome i wana learn how to play bass guitar with my dick no i'm kidding lol
chuggaaconroyII 3 months ago
this needs a bass tab right now
MourningStar13666 3 months ago
Wait, I just realized...
Extended. Hehehe- *Shot
EasterGhost 4 months ago
i will not be satisfied with my playing ability until i can play with my dick.
pieinaboxproductions 5 months ago
Like a boss.
LivinOffAPrayer 6 months ago
anyone notice the assless chaps farmers tan hes got goin on? lmao
dumbanddumbass12 6 months ago
@dumbanddumbass12 He wears shorts, and he doesn't do the makeup on areas that wouldn't normally be shown
Prometheusmfd 5 months ago
Anyone know the bass tab?
DeWunUnOnly 6 months ago
After this performance, they should be re-named DethKok. XD
nohdrummer 7 months ago 14
I have a friend...who plays bass....and could do this xD
justplainme220 7 months ago
His dick must look like fucking cauliflower now.
islamicv 7 months ago 3
5 string :)
RevelationWarriors 7 months ago 3
sadly this doesnt work in real life
deege10 7 months ago
@deege10 Of course it doesn't! You aren't Murderface.
Diamondmaster93 6 months ago
14 cant play with their penises 'cause they're small
TrollingDayAndNight 7 months ago
Well this should impress a quite few women.
nitat 8 months ago
now if only girls can play with thier vags
DunDunDunDun809 8 months ago
where the hell is the part where he headbutts the creepy dude?
gothlord77 8 months ago
@ZeroBeat1 and it's fricken BRUTAL!!!
RecklesProductions 8 months ago
remember kids stay in drugs, drink your school and dont do milk
Giganaut233 8 months ago 21
and they're allowing this to air live?
iamchris4lifefan11 8 months ago
Remember kids, even Wiliam Murdeface gets blisters on his krillionaire cock from doing this. So don't try this at home, as you're likely to maim yourself peramently and/or die from the resulting bloodloss.
On second thought, actually do try this at home. Dying from cutting your own dick while using it as a guitar pick is a fucking metal way to die.
ZeroBeat1 9 months ago 7
I wish I could play bass with my dick! Oh wait, I don't have a dick. That sucks.
OrchidAkuma 9 months ago
@OrchidAkuma Strap-ons can solve your issue but....well.....not entirely the same XD
Bloodyfists777 8 months ago
I did that and My strings popped afterwards
rippopeye07 9 months ago
THumbs up if you tried this on bass and on guitar
Bocktai5 9 months ago
i can do that.... just imagine the things i do to my girlfriend in bed with it too...
froglicker17 9 months ago
He plays bass with it!
GrandFunker 9 months ago
umm why does his dingo in the back on guitar? What i want to say why does the strings facing the wrong way?
Andriuxas9 9 months ago
@Andriuxas9 Hes slapping the bass. its a pretty cool technique just look up slap bass.
Atomzdan 9 months ago
@Andriuxas9 it's hanging out over the edge of the top of the bass, so it's hitting the strings.
SinisterGrapefruit 9 months ago
Why?
0wninwhilez0nin 9 months ago
And he's still not popular with the women... xP
FireRagnarok 9 months ago
No not hands down best part Pants down best part
zach8780 10 months ago
I can almost smell his ass
DRPREPER 10 months ago
It's normally in Munich, Germany and he smashes the face of a Danish prince
Skwisgaar: "The Dutch..." xD
MarcoMinnemann 10 months ago
i guess toki can play keyboard
taterfamine 10 months ago
Hahahaha precisando de um baixista? Que tal?
bytatos 11 months ago
more intense then cock push-ups xD
sk8erriot 11 months ago
@sk8erriot think that's part of Murderface's practice routine?
guitarshredder951 11 months ago
That's hot.
TelvanniGuard 11 months ago
he does the same thing in a different episode, but plays the american national anthem instead.
MonkeyTardis 11 months ago
i love tokis face at 1:12 - 1:15
MrMigguhjuice 1 year ago
14 people have small dicks
acepimpin11 1 year ago 2
Damn, Murderface MUST be hung if he can do that.......
0MadWoman0 1 year ago
Anyone know where I can find tabs for this? :D
Friends4Fodder 1 year ago
The part where it says "best part" sounds like the devil came down to georgia's outro
alienmasterfrich 1 year ago
I love the part when that guy tries to come up on the stage and murderface headbutts him XD
TheOperationExodus 1 year ago
Why is his ass more tanned than his arms?
planktonjack 1 year ago
@planktonjack OMG why do people always ask this. it's so obvious. I don't know if it had appeared to you, but THEY ARE PAINTED WHITE. We there's clothing on them THEY ARE NOT PAINTED. Got it? Mother Douchebags.
judith326 1 year ago
everyone knows that bass players are the most well-endowed of the band... it makes sense... bigger guitar = bigger ****, also, i am gonna try this next time i have the house to myself... especially the bit where he spins it...
DonkeyManda432 1 year ago 3
when u say hands down u shood say pants down
txxshad0wxxt 1 year ago
14 people had extensive surgeries on their dick from trying to play this
88lostprophets88 1 year ago
Just tried it....broke a string.... XD
Hackoslash 1 year ago
how on earth did Nathan not fall on his face?
0:06
?
thekcor 1 year ago
brings a whole new meaning to the pharse
"rock out with your cock out" dont it?
kghsbassboy 1 year ago
Toki on the keyboard! XD keyboard ftw!
shrikechan 1 year ago
The genius that came up with the idea is Metal God Brendon Small and his metal-head friend, Tommy Blancha. No wonder it's a huge success on Youtube!
TheSkull713 1 year ago
wish i could do such stuff with my dick...
Woulv92 1 year ago
BEHOLD!!!!......... 1:50 TOKI'S PEDO FACE!!!!!!
crazyarabondrugs 1 year ago
The ron jeremy of bass guitar :P
tokorev747777 1 year ago
Who is the genius that came up with this? Incredible!
TheVRetief 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
lolz funny how despite of his fans he still cant get laid.
mclaren450 1 year ago
im sorry but the version from the tv show its self is way better
metalfuk1 1 year ago
Toki is a great Pianist, and Murderface is a great penist
xShadowxPhoenix 1 year ago 4
@xShadowxPhoenix +3 internetz
MastaDRD 1 year ago
I challenge any man to do this is real life
xShadowxPhoenix 1 year ago
well just tried it and got my dick stuck then wen i got it out i had a huge cut..... ON MY DICK!!!!! THX murderface for being so awesome
epicshot2000 1 year ago 67
@epicshot2000
Stay in school, kids!
MrRabies 1 year ago 88
@MrRabies im out of school
epicshot2000 1 year ago
@epicshot2000 LOL...what a retard!
alexTV 1 year ago
@epicshot2000 as a bass payer, i am able to do it cuzza calluses
metallicakyle24 1 year ago
@metallicakyle24 ima bass player 2 but i dont have calluses on my dick
epicshot2000 1 year ago
@epicshot2000 well DUH!
UnlimitedZoro2010 1 year ago
@epicshot2000 Sure you did pal.
JaxxDaemon 1 year ago
@epicshot2000 XD ju rlly think tats posable?
austyn1234567891 11 months ago
@epicshot2000 Did he roll it up and smoke it? =D
FireRagnarok 10 months ago
@epicshot2000 Wait... how did it get stuck?
xPELICANx 6 months ago
@epicshot2000 He needed a lot of ice for that sole reason.
robgoode039 5 months ago
i love when toki started playing guitar...
i mean piano
blaisems 1 year ago
I was hoping this had the headbutt in it.
Herreken 1 year ago
the sound is bit off...by a couple seconds....meh-5 stars anyways though :D
xlheartlx 1 year ago
12 users are piss!!!
TheR0flman 1 year ago
i wish i could do that!!!!!
TheR0flman 1 year ago
Looks like Toki actually took piano lessons xD awesome
nudholiel 1 year ago 5
on my computer, it got stuck and murder face was mooning me D:
roflmao2241 1 year ago 4
Real quiet :(
JaxxDaemon 1 year ago 13
@JaxxDaemon
Yeah, I used windows movie maker to convert this, and I don't think there's anything I can do to boost the volume.
MrRabies 1 year ago 10
@MrRabies use a program called sony vegas and you can increase the volume.
JYZProductions 1 year ago
@MrRabies use audictyy however spell it and edit it
austyn1234567891 1 year ago
@JaxxDaemon
not really
your speakers are fucked
sharki9876 1 year ago
@sharki9876 Na other people havnt made the same comment. Guess you're wrong.
JaxxDaemon 1 year ago
@JaxxDaemon
fuck other people
its you and me
parking lot.
3 oclock
fisty cuffs. lets fucking go buddy
sharki9876 1 year ago
@JaxxDaemon
winner takes the girl
sharki9876 1 year ago
@JaxxDaemon Well it is a bass
XxSaintOfLaxX 1 year ago
does anyone have the tabs to the song?
cubanpimp213 1 year ago
WHats the song that starts at 0:56 it sounds BEAST!!
GibsonLesJosh 1 year ago
Lmao!! Toki's face
THEn00b557 1 year ago 2
"yours dicks looks likes yous stucks its ins beehive"....."I play bass with it dildo!" lol love it
BARNYARDS1 1 year ago
lol tat funny but awsome
austyn1234567891 1 year ago
There is no way his dick isn't seriously calloused from that :S
LupinaLycan 1 year ago
@LupinaLycan In Dethcarraldo it's so gruesome it's metal. but in the uncensored DVD version
ShanSinghTV 1 year ago
@LupinaLycan If you've seen the episode where they go to the Amazon, you'd know
ledzeprocks21 1 year ago
@ledzeprocks21 Actually I just saw that one the other day, and I seriously thought "That answers that."
LupinaLycan 1 year ago
And yet Skwisgaar is credited with keyboards on Dethalbum II.... do we have yet another case of stops copies me?
Batdouche 1 year ago 3
@Batdouche Doesn't even matter because Toki's playing is dildos.
RenegadeShorts 1 year ago
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GeneralNobody 1 year ago
GUYS!!! it is not that their asses are tanner than their pale skin- its the make up they use to make them look like 'ghosts' or whatever... they pain the exposed parts only.
midnightalastor 1 year ago
ladies & gentlemens...our bass player...the most classiest guy in the worlds!
reaperontherun716 1 year ago 2
go toki!!!!!!
blackFIREuopnUS 1 year ago
Has anyone tried it?
SirX559 1 year ago
No wonder it's called slapstick XD
RandyLeeSnyderJr 1 year ago
how is murderface's ass tanner than his whole body? lol
efee52 1 year ago 2
@efee52 He's wearing makeup everywhere lol. That's what I thought too xD they all wear makeup though.
OSoSynyster 1 year ago
Man I wish my dick was strong enough to slap that hard. Brings to the phrase 'Rock out with your cock out. HA-HA-HA-HA!!! My name is Rockzo the rock and roll clown and I do ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-cacocaine!!!!!
downwithbreeders1 1 year ago
.. realy .,.. how the crap can your ass be so tanned and .. hes the most evil cruel and best black metal bass gitarist for this reason ... no wonder they stil have him
ricardo15301 1 year ago
@ricardo15301 He has paint oh his legs.
downwithbreeders1 1 year ago
wasn´t this originally in munich, germany?
TheLastVoodooMan 1 year ago
What about the part when he headbutts the Danish Prince?
Herreken 1 year ago
sooo rock out with your cockout???
SuperXXDOOMXx 1 year ago
this dude is so funny and hes my favorite charater and you have to agree after watching this you think it would be awsome if you could do that
IdgitsPLACE 1 year ago
why is his ass tanner than the rest of his body?
demoncult99 1 year ago
@demoncult99 they wear white body paint at concerts
TheFreakyKidz 1 year ago
What the hell is on his face?
Qwacknbush 1 year ago
@Qwacknbush makeup to look somewhat dead, hence the name dethklok
FallzSwd 1 year ago
i thought my ass was hairy
weathered79 1 year ago 3
Murderface is on the cover of Bass Player magazine. There's an interview!
edthehead1975 1 year ago
hesplaying with his dick!! haha
haoliver1 2 years ago
no shit
i wanna do that
Yowzow 1 year ago
This is very first scene that introduced me to Dethklok. I was flipping channels and landed on this scene and was a fan ever since.
draconian45 2 years ago
Best bass solo ever.
markusmachadoReturns 2 years ago 9
toki is destroying that guitar
ckydch 2 years ago
lmao hows he doing that |XD
KamuiJr 2 years ago
hamburgertime metal rules
TarnishedMedia66 2 years ago 4
That was kick ass. Who knew Toki played keyboard too? and Murderface was kick ass! Why they treat him like Meg when he can do that? XD
Ynnepchan 2 years ago 60
@Ynnepchan Because they think he sucks and they edit him out of almost every song.
Zabrix 2 years ago
@Ynnepchan:
no love for the bassist.
Chapas45 2 years ago
@Ynnepchan Never compare Dethklok to Family Guy again..EVER.
TehMattz 1 year ago
@Ynnepchan dumb cunt go cut yourself
DRPraeuner 1 year ago
@Ynnepchan he is the sensitive one so everyone just has to be dicks to him
xxcurnuxx 1 year ago
@Ynnepchan Insecurity & Jealousy
Television33 1 year ago
@Ynnepchan I agree. Poor Toki and Murderface are pushed around
tokorev747777 1 year ago
0:55 - 1:15 that is some brutal bass playing
BlackIce620 2 years ago
LOL
JayRem3784 2 years ago
easily one of the funniest scenes in the show.
Anzer666 2 years ago
I have the season 1 DVDs from Best Buy and this isn't on them. What is the catalog number or UPC code of the DVDs that has this extra?
edthehead1975 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's on all of them, but it's hidden or something. I'm trying to find it too.
I could be wrong, though, I don't know for sure
headed4thebottom 2 years ago
FREEBALLIN'
hippys6991 2 years ago 3
Toki looks so happy!
follicle5 2 years ago 4
I've heard of slap bass before, but never cockslap bass.
JackleTheNightmaren 2 years ago 90
thats note metal thats fucking brutal
Jesus3697 2 years ago
His ass is so gross... That is pretty awesome that he can play guitar with his penis, though. That's talent.
headed4thebottom 2 years ago 2
wow... TOTALLY meant bass...
headed4thebottom 2 years ago 2
lol, that's wat I call metal, playing a bass with ur penis XD
Riddick23384 2 years ago 2
it took me a second to realize he was.... eh... playing... with his penis... XD HOW METAL IS THAT?!?!!!?!?!
alixinthemiddle 2 years ago
That was really metal.
SgtEaglefort 2 years ago
totally brutals
LadyDeath092 2 years ago
imagen what he could do to a women
supergman1234 2 years ago
he would leave her withaout an ass.
renzolikescheez 2 years ago
i'd hit that. ;)
wantsumcandy 2 years ago
is this real
porqtevasjuan 2 years ago
no its a cartoon
feedthefurnace6 2 years ago
no i mea like a real apisode or is it like the one people make
porqtevasjuan 2 years ago
its an extra on the DVD, buy the dvd's guys! Season 3 starts 11/8
TreynRek 2 years ago
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NOW I KNOW Y THEY SAY Doodily Ding Dong Tick Tock IN THE INTRO TO THE THEM!!!!THE GIRLS SCRAMED LOADER THAN THE BOYS!!!!:(:(:(
TheAthens619 2 years ago
...wat?
23animosity23 2 years ago
What an idol for us all...
zomgrandomtext 2 years ago
ugh the crowd is to damn loud
funnystuff1284 2 years ago 2