Sesame Street - Ernie's Barber Shop

[bourbonisme]

WHO WOULD DISLIKE THIS!? O.o

[zedkpea]

i love ernie's laugh!!

[45turomeo]

BERT- well how do i look?

ERNIE- well with youre eyes stupid!!!!!!!!!! lol epic

[Miketheyoutubization]

I was laughing at Ernie cutting Bert's hair and making Bert bald.

[sha11235]

I wonder where Ernie spent the night. I don't think he'd go home to face Bert's wrath.

[TheEsperanza5]

Bert: im bald!

Ernie: oh, i wouldent say that...

Bert: but its true!!

Ernie: It's true, I just wouldent say it

Lo!l luv them! (I want 2 c them 2gether!) I luv Ernie's laugh!

[sha11235]

Wait till Ernie gets home and Bert murders him.

[sha11235]

Look at Ernie's hair. Did he style it himself?

[TheMoonPower]

I can't take them seriously after Avenue Q.....

[NATEBURNS976]

lol BERT IS BALD!

[SuperStrikeX]

or maybe ernie and burt's evil twins disliked this video...

[SuperStrikeX]

2 people must've skipped their childhood...

[sweetlife031]

When Bert says "I'm bald", you could swear he was about to cry.

[3KNOCKS]

THAT WAS NOT FUNNY. BERT'S EYES LOOK DIFFERENT.

[3KNOCKS]

THAT WAS NOT FUNNY.

[DDouble3000]

2 people don't like Sesame Street. Ha! Sesame Street always for the win!!!

[mgfdh]

Why didnt Bert have real hands to ?? poor bastard !!!!

[BRobMorris]

lol put a ghost costume of bert and he would look like a member of the kkk

[cstoczyn]

@BRobMorris RIP KKK

[JP5466]

What year is this?

[cstoczyn]

@JP5466 1969

[JP5466]

@cstoczyn Unreal.  I remember watching this when it was new... seemed like last month!

I love Ernie's flatten hairstyle in this clip.

[cstoczyn]

@JP5466 Me 2

[cstoczyn]

Bert:(in a monster voice): COOOOOOOKIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!­!!!

(Ernie reacts in aghast shock)

[cstoczyn]

Bert:(aghast): YOU CUT ALL MY HAIR OFF!!!!!!

[cstoczyn]

Bert:(enraged): ERRRRRNNNNIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!

[cstoczyn]

FTW

[cstoczyn]

OMG!

[cstoczyn]

Poor Ernie

[cstoczyn]

@Cookiefan1876 Pretty Please?

[cstoczyn]

I Want To See The Other Two Parts,

Including Bert Saying, "COOOOOKIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

[cstoczyn]

Poor Bert

[HighRiseChateau]

Oops I meant 2:14 through 2:18

[cstoczyn]

@HighRiseChateau LOL

[HighRiseChateau]

0:14 though 0:18 is priceless. =D

[cstoczyn]

@HighRiseChateau LOL

[EsmeAmelia]

"I like my hair long" - weird thing to say when you've only got a little tuft of hair on the top. ;)

[cstoczyn]

@EsmeAmelia LOL

[Winstonchurchill22]

ernie really is berts pain in the ass

[MADMISERABLEMIKE]

what yr

[WWEChampion16]

@MADMISERABLEMIKE 1970

[cstoczyn]

@WWEChampion16 No, It's 1969

[cstoczyn]

@MADMISERABLEMIKE 1969

[garylungyo]

bert looks like a mango now LOL

[WWEChampion16]

Ernie "The Barber" Beefcake! LOL!

[sideslide23]

Ernie is just as bad as Groover and Bert is just like Fat blue love this.

[MrMaDelirious]

Bert's head looks like a well......you know what I am talking about

[sha11235]

Bert should grab Ernie and cut his hair off! It does look like he needs one anyway.

[juntaothesecond]

Bert looks sexy without his hair!

[darthmeyers074]

Bert looks like beldar conehead.

[gordogreat74]

Don't show this to any kids scared to get their first hair cut, lol!

[madcapromanian]

Now Bert can sing for The Tragically Hip!

[sha11235]

Bert doesn't look that bad bald. As for wanting his hair long, to him, the way his hair was was long to him.

[MrTornado300]

Bert looks like a banana. :D

[declanappleseed]

At 0:28, Bert is having a Snagglepuss Moment.

[IJustWatchEm71]

I just saw a German version that showed this as part of a three-part story. I wonder if the other two parts are floating around in English somewhere...?

[soseztheleadr]

Thanks for the laugh and the memories.

[sideslide23]

Groover would do even a worse job for fatblue cutting his hair.

[Skyoneer2007]

bert looks like a bullet with eyes

[zacandtaylorrule]

"Ernie I'm bald" Haha!

[cstoczyn]

@zacandtaylorrule Poor Bert

[MrTornado300]

@meljake2 IKR

[lucygrl80]

lmao

[MrTornado300]

2 people want to have coneheads.

[MarioZone69]

1:57 YOU LOOK WITH YOUR EYES BERT! (JAZZ HANDS)

[jsusax03]

Hilarious

[darthranerful]

That's They Call Him Banana Head Bert! LOL

[raggedyanarchist]

Wow... Bert had crazy-eyes back in the day!

[kietteio]

Tee hee! He looks like a banana!

[estkong]

"Ernie. I'm bald."

LOL. He's too cute.

[08skydancer]

Bert looks like a banana.

[PurpleVolvagia]

I was really sorry for Bert, man. The way he mentions that he's bald is so sad.

[nlafavore]

What has Ernie done?

[JasonMC72]

This is what happens when you let a child give you a haircut.

[aiboluver]

lol Bert said Some 1 so stupid

[IANOYTYK]

Ernie... I'm bald. XD

[DismalSpectre00]

Bert's a conehead. XD

[vaultboy123]

Ernie's a dick.

[wyecee]

EEEEEEERRRNNIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE?­

[DrAmazak]

Bert likes his hair long.

That's funny.

[jvfunn3000]

Bert looks like a CONEHEAD with his head bald!

[ur2sensitive]

There is 2 more segments to this, but I only found them in German.

[rct126]

"OH, MY HAIR!"

[Illuva]

Bert's a talking banana! :D

[NashiNashii]

These puppets have smaller pupils I think.. or they are more diamond shaped.

Oh Ernie. So placid.

[ballsotong]

bert looks like a sexy banana ;)

[MrSteveUtah]

Ernie, I'm Bald

[KillerDragon12100]

I don't think Ernie can be trusted as a barber!

[HDMBS]

This skit had to be from season 1, judging by the way Ernie & Bert look.

[MarioZone69]

... I'm bald.

[me7096]

lol

[loveutoto]

"I've got a pair of barber scissors and a barber pole, and I got a barber mirror, and so I'm a barber."

Ernie, having the tools doesn't automatically teach you the trade!

[genchandy]

LOL!

[ErnieandBert1]

Love that "with your eyes" joke, which was later reused in the "Pigeon Party" bit (up under the title "You're not Bert!") though I think it was told better there, both instances are still funny.

[ErnieandBert1]

I love Ernie's hands at the beginning.

"Ernie... I'm bald..." - Kinda wanna give Bert a hug there...

[JasonMC72]

BERT: You're not serious!

ERNIE: Of course, I'm serious.

Yes, Ernie is as serious as Harvey Kneeslapper. lol

[cstoczyn]

@JasonMC72 FTW

[JasonMC72]

@cstoczyn What do the letters FTW stand for? You can e-mail me your answer when you have a chance.

[cstoczyn]

@JasonMC72 LOL = Laugh Out Loud

OMG! = Oh, My Gosh!

FTW = For The Win

[JasonMC72]

@cstoczyn Thank you for the helpful and educational information about the pneumonic and semantics of the post-modern day abbreviations most would find in chat and text messaging. Now, my last question for you is the following. What do the letters IMAO stand for? Thank you for educating on old fart. LOL! :)

[cstoczyn]

@JasonMC72 You're Welcome

BTW, FTW

[brianklick]

"What is that a book, a boook wont make my hair grow faster"

"Noo, but itll give u something to do while ur waiting!"

[winxclublover]

Bert: What is that?

Ernie: A book.

Bert: A book? A book won't make my hair grow faster.

Ernie: No, but it'll give you something to do, while you're waiting.

rofl

[ShiniRyuk]

Thanks for uploading! I never saw it before. I love the slightly unhinged Ernie who has a more mischievous side. Wish I could own a puppet of him that looked like this!

[Demoncurse123]

I had a bad Dream about something like this happening to Me, only someone left it look like a Mullet.

[lovesPaulRodriguez]

LOL, oh man this is the best... 2:22 had my laughing so hard...God bless Jim Henson and Frank Oz...

[NympheaNoir]

You could have at least done something with the unibrow, Ernie.

[bahbleu]

when bert said he's bald, he sound like he lost his best friend... hehehe<3

[SrWilson3s]

I remember this hahaha I was like 5 when I saw it.

[mdumas43073]

Bert the Conehead.

[cstoczyn]

@mdumas43073 LOL

[cstoczyn]

@mdumas43073 FTW

[ChristinaFCS]

I don't remember this one.

[atfatw]

looky at boit ha ha. he sure got scalped from that little sleaze ball. boit shudda punched out his lights

[abqwriter]

Ernie rocks! He's so stupid and cunning all in one go. Long live Ernie!

[briansky10]

It's been years since I saw this. This sketch may be from the very early days of Sesame Street but to me this is Ernie at the height of his stupidity! His not listening, his inconsideration, his selfish ambition. All of which he uses Bert as a target.

[Joker2One]

Bert your not bald, You just have a very shaved head.

[DJtim86]

"Ernie how do I look?" "With your eyes Bert?". Typicle dry Ernie humor

[cstoczyn]

@DJtim86 LOL

[ThirdOfJune4444]

I had to comment on this one. I am 37 years old now, and I thought I'd seen them ALL! I don't remember seeing this one at all, and I have a very sharp memory of my childhood. It's safe to assume I've never seen this one before which kinda depresses & disappoints me a little bit. The 70s Sesame Street practically raised me, and it's a little unsettling that I've never seen this clip before. I would definitely remember a bald Bert...LOL! Thanks for the "new" clip!

[kll510]

OMG I remember this. It's been probably 35 or more years since I seen it tho.

[elgawker]

Great clip... no pun intended!

My guess is that they would never show a clip like this on Sesame Street today. They would probably be afraid that some kid may try to play "barber shop" with another kid and cut off all the hair.

[dj2bklyn]

Ernie Im Bald lol

[ikarai1]

i love ernie's laugh

[ur2sensitive]

What ding-a-ling is so stupid that is going to let you cut his hair?

Sit down, Bert.

[cstoczyn]

@ur2sensitive LOL

[MiyahSummer]

XD...

[carson08022000]

From 1969

[Maskedmutant]

Actually, this was 1970 - note the more "polished" Bert

[yogafan6500]

Would you get a haircut from him? Hell no after seeing this. priceless

[akoripahs]

Bert - the original Conehead! (Or maybe one of the Conehead rejects.)

[buzzlewie]

agreed.

[ncfwhitetigress]

Bert looks like a banana.

[trika91]

Oh my gosh, Bert's head looks like a lemon.

[Lupton2000]

If you wonder why no more segments were made after the first season, it was because Bert burned the place down.

[Nivek150]

Of course I'm serious! KEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

[pcmarriotthk]

Bert will be mobbed by the monkeys and apes now! haha

[AvEryBadApPLe]

priceless. maybe bert could take a litle from the brow and throw it on top, lol!

[CraigFoye80]

At 1:47, look at Bert!! xD

[ur2sensitive]

Man, this is rare! There are 3 pieces that go with this video all together.

[DanielRock]

hahaha :D thats funny xD

[apfelbrinenkuchen]

legendary!

[funkyshade]

kale koppen niet te stoppen!!!

[brianklick]

"A book wont make my hair grow faster"

"No, but it will give u something to do while ur waiting"

[RSG2006]

The first time I saw this skit, I thought the gag was gonna be...

Bert: "A book? How's that gonna help?"

Ernie: "Well this book is a real hair-raising tale!"

(Cue the Ernie laugh and Bert groan, outro music, fade to black.)

[brotherbrown1984]

@RSG2006 Maybe that was an alternate ended that never aired.

[kungfujiapple]

From 1969.

[level505]

he looks like a Jewish banana slug. Maybe he should get his uni-brow trimmed

[sideslide23]

any one wants a hair cut from Ernie?

[evantrude]

did you notice ernie has the same smile as the joker

[finnishminnow]

Does anyone have the Full English Version of this sketch?

[muppetfan33]

I was going to ask that!!! I remember seeing this as a child, but I only saw the 1st part. I never saw parts 2 and three, except for now when I just saw the German version. So yes!!! Please download the full english version!!!

[finnishminnow]

I don't have the full version of this skit. I'm sorry. But who else does?

[erracht]

Ernie can be such an a-hole. I saw a later version of this same skit.

[Joker2One]

Why is Berts eyes so..peircing in this episode? xD

[fumamonourequiem]

hes doing smack man!!!

[kll510]

I remember this from the early 70's.

Bert: How do I look?

Ernie You look with your eyes! hehehehe

LOL

[Garrettk41]

This wasn't the only time that Ernie made that joke. There was another sketch in which Bert was going to a pigeon meeting and dresses up to make himself look different enough to make Ernie think it's not really him. Can anyone upload that?

[kyungeun86]

even Ernie's hair is like a barber's hair! hahaha

[frankd1965]

there was an Ernie's Barbershop in Phoenix Arizona

[ILiveForTheArts]

hilarious!

[kyungeun86]

freaking hilarious! poor Bert~~ his voice and expression is so sad when he says "i'm bald..." hahaha

[yasmeenxox]

clipady clip...clip clip! LOL

[bigpopparamma]

I only saw this once when I was a tyke back in the early 1970s. Thanks for posting it.

[VHASE]

EEERRRNIIIEE

[byw613]

Poor bert. They don't make these like they used too.

[fluteandmetal]

"Ernie... I'm bald..." Bert is so sad, poor guy! I thought he was going to cry. LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!!

[mightycowhero]

the original conehead.

[MiyahSummer]

Lol...

[DarthBenya]

"Ernie...I'm bald." Sincerity ftw.

[Neptuneman07]

I haven't seen this since 1988!!!! Great flashback. It still gets me ROTF!!!!

[level505]

Bert should have his unibrow trimmed

[brianklick]

never seen this one before

[jrcasselman]

I haven't seen this in almost 30 years!

[Bertoca123]

Jajajajajaja...

[kazk924]

u look with ur eyes lol

[DiAnno13]

'Oh, by the way, Bert, that'll be a dollar for the haircut.'