Emmys Cleavage Cam

[helena5345]

hah wtb a sexI boy toy any offers i am cute and sexi too

[samsonmcguyver]

the videos link is shit. its really from yumsexydotcom

[ZachsStuntCrew]

hahaha " i think the only thing missing here is a pearl neck lass"

[97PanterA]

talk about boob tube! :)

[Seanwise69]

The host guy just ruined the whole video.

[irishkb261]

i call gay on this

[DeltaPhi79]

Happosai.... this guy seems like Happosai (Ranma 1/2 reference.)

[L3G3NDARYK1LL3R]

0:50 halle berry?

[moviecatninja]

1:09 = cold lady XD

[ronreiher]

LOL DING the turkeys are ready

[Ps3xNecrosis]

1:15 hahahahaha

[Hubs88]

How about a camel toe cam? lol

[nina3sakura]

1:11  :D lol. nice.

[alowinkanta]

your suck loser punk ass white boy

[blekdood]

lol punk ass white boy hahhhaha ..

[L3G3NDARYK1LL3R]

good one.....

[tahpwner]

Trying to be funny that's for sure, buuuut it's just so laim that I could squeeze out all of my blood in one squeeze.

AND I have AIDS!

[AdamBomb669]

That was as funny as Carlos Mencia standup..... or Dane Cook standup....... INOTHERWORDS THIS IS A BUNCH OF UNFUNNY FAGGOTY BULLSHIT. nobody laughs genuinely at them and nobody laughs at this, not even in a feel sory for him cause hes a retard kind of way like some laugh at dane cook and carlos mencia. oh and all you people that like them two. shut the fuck up cause your opinions are unimportant and useless, Paris Hilton does more for society than you, so kill yourselves.

[ImShiny]

So you do more for society than Paris Hilton and your opinions matter? Congratulations for rising above the rest of us to a pinnacle of awesomeness we could never hope to achieve.

[AdamBomb669]

I know thank you retarded kid.

[rebeldude1865]

Fuck you Dane Cook is hilarious!

[RenoGregory]

agreed

[fishreaper]

what are you talking about. Dane Cook is a beastly standup comedian. but yeah carlos is pretty faggot. the people who dont like dane are normally eathir pricks with no humor, or people who get offended by a few of his jokes, which is reatarted because if your offended by words you should die.

[AdamBomb669]

Dane cook is a talentless hack. I find none of his material offensive, its just unfunny. Listen to real comedians that have real talent. not some worthless myspace hack. sure he sells out arenas, so did the backstreet boys. Im not impressed or amused by them either. you know a comedian sucks when ALL the other comedians think they suck. and Dane Cook is one of the few that the entire comedy world hates.

[jakeapocalypse]

then i guess you fall under the prick collum?

[AdamBomb669]

Oh Im certainly a prick and thank you for the compliment, but I have a great sense of humor. I just like funny things, things that actualy make people laugh. Dane cook only makes Vin Diesel and Chuch Norris fans laugh.

[jebadiah04]

TRUF! Dane cook isn't funny.

listen to Little Jimmy Norton or John Valby, now THATS funny.

[OneillSurf7]

dane cook isnt very funny, My favorite is Ron White

[KutWrite]

This guy went to the "GIlbert Gottfried Close Cover Before Striking Comedy School" and probably flunked.

Feh!

[oiyoiyoiz]

lame

[Zowek]

damn boooooring

[JimboVids]

Wait a second... this was supposed to be comedy?

[tahpwner]

Haha, i was thinking the same thing.

[tahpwner]

Haha, i was thinking the same thing.

[ganuenen]

0:50 best cans in the video

[skid272]

great vid...minus woody the cocksucker

[VyseAcher]

Woody's just gross. Why does anybody watch him?

[canadianmaple09]

Having a gay guy comment on boobs isn't funny.

[crazyredlion4500]

Ding! The turkey is ready!

[socceroostar]

Not Funny at all.

[afmafmafm]

Why the hell is this considered related to John Hartford? I thought maybe his 'Golden Globe Award' would be the soundtrack...

[ozzyyermom]

theres always one eh

[1300791337]

Lol i have one but If i dont wnat to be horney as hell when i talk to her and say or try to make her do something i dont want to ... you know the rest

[MMAf1ght3r]

lol dumb bitch you watched the video too.

[Yobzeh]

ROFL he was jerking off before the camera came back on! XD

[FirefauxonWii]

They call him woody for a reason

[makaveliforlife]

i wish jesus was here to duplicated this lol

[LemonBombProductions]

Is the presenter that guy from Elmo's World, Mr Noodle? He kinda reminds me of him.

[juglord]

lol

[89canvey]

absolutely hilarious 10/10.

[NITRO505]

the boobs at 00:40 looks like they pop out at the end

[Kadaeux]

How.... Droll.

[DigiTan000]

Indubitably.

[claytonbeezy]

I concur.

[tubesurfer1972]

"ding the turkey's ready!" -lmao!

[Clanmemberkalvin]

pearl necklace... lmao

[MORRISONDOR]

niun brillo , yanquis qls

[Furry93]

I think this video is pretty funny, and i think that the most of the users have commented here are HUMORLESS NERDS.

[engineer89]

nope. it's not really that funny and you just don't have much of a sense of humor. boob jokes CAN be funny, but these aren't.

[Grewen666]

i dont get it...

[nutkicker89]

is a statement on the finer points of globalization and how cultural distinction will shape future generations...

ITS A BUNCH OF CLEAVAGE SHOTS AND BOOB JOKES YOU DOLT

[724983]

1:09 soooooooooo sexy! =]. definetly the best 1 no doubt! u can see both nipples! =]

[724983]

1:09 soooooooooo sexy! =]. definetly the best 1 no doubt! u can see both nipples! =]

[diogoazul]

That wasnt funny. really wasnt

:S

[tjackson76]

i don't know who that guy is, but he's very un-funny..... the pearl necklace part was good though.

[evalen111]

lol USA isint a super power, its countries like the UK, and China that are superpowers in the world, with massive armies.

[Rohan2300]

wrong. the UK isn't a superpower anymore, the USA most definatly is, its self styled as a megapower. as is china. russia is borderline but leans off the scale. and its not an army that defines a superpower. its the ability to project power. the UK more or less counts.

[theultimateed]

This is the problem with youtube... it gives everyone the chance to express themselves (good thing), no matter how shit you are at it (bad thing)... you're cringe-worthy at best.

I am of course assuming he doesn't get on TV with talent like this, but any thing's possible these days.

[marchfeit]

BUSTED! prick..

[dylo157]

woodys pretty funny, why don't you guys go back to watchin' fresh prince of belair re-runs!

[TEyey19]

you really got problems

[tyczy2k]

what a freak!!! you've had bad childhood probably....

[beesonkyle]

Your an idiot, i mean i cant get my head round how stupid you are.

He's a comedian.

[yubbuggn2]

uyh  what a moron

[Hrodarck]

hollydummy

[recolim]

siktir lan yarrammm

[Heivind]

your voice is annoying

[elperropatron]

don't quit your dayjob woody. I've seen 12 year old who created better comedy than you. That really sucked.

[UnitedPrince]

haha he was like masturbating xD

[stanleyknif]

Oh dear, YouTube at it's worst. Would possibly appeal to some 12 year old American boys I guess. Obviously not a person given to suffering from self-conciousness. The end scene made me want to kick him in the face, the stupid prick.

[MrMoneybags95]

I feel you budy

[nick8874]

dumbass. you must be homosexual then..

wat do you think tits are for anyways.

[stanleyknif]

Ha! Definitely not a homo. It's scary to think that people like you are about to choose the next leader of the last superpower on earth.

[stanleyknif]

Ha, definitely not a homo. It's scary to think that people like you are about to choose the next leader of the last remaining superpower.

[poldekuno]

cheap

[railpressureflip]

Couldn't agree more.

[Quadratic84]

Idiot.

[lastbil90]

That is so booring

[Rand0mProductions]

ROFL!!!!!:P XD that was hilarious

[Fender4483]

lol. whats a pervert. "im gonna hide in the bushes to look at some tities just to get this "funny" video on youtube. lol. not funny

[Jurific]

so unfunny

[1Halo4life1]

hey woody woodman your a fag..

[Tankkerxo]

Yur retarded and yur not funny but i kinda like the vid.. it would be better if u werent talking

[066warchild660]

lol... looks like woody's got a woody. lmao... other than that this guy is quite stupid and his vids arent funny

[grant1nt3ns3]

It was mildly funny but the ending ruined it. Ending scene was just horrible.

[ithacazxcbroker]

stupid. too long for thsesubject matter.was it a spoof.....?

[smk1er]

da guy is a faggot ass bitch

and fuck dem stupid ass celerbitys

(W)e(S)moke(B)itches

[turcopadrote]

huevos

[HoodPrinz]

Lol

[jorgexchange]

ring ring turkey is ready!! jajaja

[mistarcraw]

why dont you stop making stupid euphemisms and just stick with one the whole time. like "look at those tits", and "now look at THESE tits". that wouldve been much funnier by way of absurdism and repetition. dumbass annoying guy.

[willingtot]

preety niples around ha...

[SelfExposure]

haha nice video, make more!

[turbo8788]

fuckin lame and silly. guy looks like a gay bitch

[uogivibssim]

I can deal with sexism if it's at least funny. But no, sorry this was just moronic. You're a grown man for goodness sake, learn to act like one.

[Imilko]

i found nothing funny about this either but how is bad jokes about boobs sexist ? and would jokes about balls be sexist too no offence intended not saying its not sexist just not sure how please explain ty.

[uogivibssim]

It is the objectification that makes it sexist. The whole piece hinges on the fact that they are women (hilarious!) and they have bobbies (LOLOLOLOLO!!!). Turning the female form into a punchline (a ridiculous one at that) is sexist.

That's my take on it anyway.

[daburr]

sounds like u need to lose a couple lbs

[uogivibssim]

Or maybe you need to gain a few brain cells.

[uogivibssim]

If I had a 'balls camera' and went out and targeted men in the same way it would also be sexist. But - and here's where it gets tricky - not necessarily equivalent. Men are still 'dominant' in society, their bodies are not objectified or used to sell products in the same way as women's nor are men 'excluded' on the basis of being men. But it'd still be sexist if the crux of the joke is laughing because of something that makes them unequivocally male.

[Imilko]

ah hehe ty i think i see what you mean would that mean strippers of both sexes are setting a bad president or you think ummm like its only if someone else shows off those rude areas of ppl but different if they show it off themselves ? wasn't really sure how to put that question heh.

[uogivibssim]

It hinges on choice. If a man or woman chooses to become a stripper they want people to excessively focus on their bodies so it's not necessarily sexist if that is what they have chosen.

[uogivibssim]

But, again, these things exist on a sliding scale. If a woman becomes a stripper because she believes she has no other choice than to exhibit her body - that because she's a woman she isn't smart enough to be a doctor or something - then that she has set herself up sexist exploitation. It's all about choice really.

You seem very inquisitive and very nice. If you have any other questions you can PM me :)

[klaatuuns]

It's nature's way, the objectification of women. How do you think babies come about? But I totally agree with you in that this was juvenile and unfunny. In fact, it was just offensively crude.

[Sinner1ner]

very funny he looks like one of my dads friends

[Davesgonewild]

Ha, Ha, he said woody!

[scottsmithy04]

pmsl i rekon dat wos funny enit

[damondza]

I am now less of a man for watching this

[ucscjokeman]

I logged in just to give this a 1. BTW, Can you give 0?

[calvinyuenblinke]

ucscjokeman,

you can give it a zero by, not using YouTube. Or don't rate.

[iceyhef]

this guy needs to stop being a comedian and work at mcdonalds where he belongs

[pontiac2]

hahaha w00t i brought it down from two starts to one

[MetaKoola]

Worst comedian in the history of this planet

[brialant]

crap beyond belief

[BOOTYBOOTY206]

koeny but lil funny

[MeataxeBullshido]

weak, very weak.

[bender970]

LOL

[albertahick]

two words.....

YOU SUCK!

[lifel0ck]

LOL! DING! THE TURKEY'S READY!

[squirrelmasta9]

this really isnt funny at all and i laugh at almost anything.

[morpheus599]

can someone please remove his feeding tube?

[Abilities10Fold]

stupid

[VAarnio]

this guy is not funny... a part of me died just watching this shit!

Crappy red headed left nut! learn to tie your bow! and your shitty accent!

[georgez]

Woody, you are a TOOL!

[kevopurgod]

wow woody's a fag. he tries too hard to be funny but ends up being annoying. good try woody, maybe next time.

[Gozzu]

i actually think thats the worst video ive ever seen here on YT....

[uhoh38125]

ur not funny

[blitzaxis]

such cornineeessssssssss . . . . must be for kids comedy . . . dumbass woody!!!

[krammygil]

hahhahahah

funny!!!!!

[Guitarpunk808]

hahahahah.. that was fuuny at the end

"Does anyone have any tissue" lol

[weblo321]

nice video

[ballinpanda1]

Ass hole.

[CosbyKillah]

that wasn't even funny how gay he is this projected towards junior high/middle school students???

[haze0mistic]

even if it where projected to me or high schoolers, it was still gay! And demoting, 5 stars to anyone who says your a dumb ass woody

[fullmoonriseing]

anyone can get veiws via boobs, try something new. zero stars. Show some respect you white isah thomas

[themotivasian]

big purple dress...."pearl necklace"...gotta be jenna jameson

[matthewrockslol22]

hes dumb

[lgfuad4lyf]

wow, all there boobs where small except for the one in purple..

[thinkgood]

You're a real sicko, Woody.

[mm77mmd]

.....i didnt know any one could be so....lame

[1994camaroz28]

HHAAHAHAHAHAH 5 stars!!!!!!!!!

[trixiepassion2]

ooo...wow...the tan ones r hot!

[blondebabe1421]

retarded

[gwano13]

its heigl....but thats ok its a hard name

[gwano13]

katherine haigl boobies #1

[trixiepassion2]

i can tell they r 2!

[gwano13]

sailenz!!!! ju dunt vant tu apset de juropiens, dey vil bait ju vith der perrrfactli crukid tith

[vapaving123]

you hate american accents but love to watch homos with the dumbest accents burn their ass with aerosol cans? Check out his video bahahahahaaaa

[huorasaatana]

i fucking hate you americans with your accent

[LunaBallMagic]

not all americans are ike that

[jackoffrippe]

and you think your accent is anything to shake a stick at huh, atleast when we try to speak another persons language we can phonicly say it better than anything other country minus the native speaking people of that region thank you and stfu in the future you live neer fucking croatia

[ub40steve]

That was lame,I fast forwarded to the end, the point of this video IS ?

[shinesinpines]

weaksauce video

[BattyMonkey]

And the point is...? To simply look at boobs? Incredible that people will waste their time making this stuff.

[ManchaBrazil]

i stoped at 28'sec.. i can not lose 1 min of my life with this bulshit

[IMATOTALFAG]

rocket boosters ROFL

Ding !! the turkey's are ready OMG LMFAO