Britney Spears If U Seek Amy Makeup The Hell

[FinalHeavenVII]

EGGS!

[ROXY911luv]

hahaha lol at the tags!

[JIGOKUSHONENKISS]

"I have feelins and crap!!!"

[WhutsWhat]

"WATCH IN HQ!!!!! CLICK IT NOW!!!!!"

*alarmed at the sight of the red rectangle* omg... MUST watch in HQ now... where's the HQ button?...where is it?! ... I don't ... I don't see it ... *starts panicking* ...Oh no!!!! D:

[C7N2D8]

I like your hair. I didnt notice it was burned off until u said something.... you probably think im dumb for that...

[FaeriesAndWitches]

4:38 XDDDD

[TotoroIsLife]

......and on top of that BALOGNE.

[bradyw95]

DONE.

[AlcazarTV]

is there any footage of your hair on fire? how the ass did that happen?

[SpizzTrizzOpinions]

You don't look like Britney Spears!! Britney looks like YOU!! :)

[LGSoundFanatic1026]

Feelin's

[tcemil22]

..Could you show us all how to put on lipstick..? Or maybe start with the basics.. chapstick? Totally lost and confused. Lol.

[01shannette]

no this is sceptical and all she dose is talk about her flaws and failures

[Yabluke16]

omg 5:33. This is so epic.

[SnowmanCandy]

Lolololololololol

[Sai52]

4:08  :)

[moonlightkisu]

feelin's.

[RavenGraceOfficial13]

@moonlightkisu

'Nd Crap.

[xBmP]

@MyCallFairIn I had to try it since you mentioned it.

2:30 "Oh capitalism for Dr Cannot Come"

[effinerika]

5:33 lmfao!

[ZombVie]

Bob Ross!!!!!! That would be funny if you acted like him for a tutorial

[Suki863]

One Self - Bluebird

[MyCallFairIn]

The trascribe-audio captions for this video are pretty funny at spots.

[MyCallFairIn]

@MyCallFairIn transcribe*

[zuicidergirl]

lol



[firefighternikki]

I got feelins and crap!

[polkie45]

put the hell..

[ZMacDougall]

I watch because I love the abuse

[rubberduckyluver1]

I love how her right eye kept getting darker and darker in the beginning :D

[AndreaTheAddict]

TOYS R US DOES SELL COMPUTERS NOW xD

[MizVanity]

Bob Ross reference. I... I fucking love you.

[lightspeednoodles]

I watch your videos because, even though my dad has suddenly moved countries without telling me, my mum is on the verge of splitting up with my step dad and I'm failing my exams, you make my life sound like a walk in the park.

[ROY0666]

you just gave me wood.

[ColonelCuervo]

I love you. Marry me. :)

[dirkjancor]

i got feelings.... and crap

[whobeme10]

i love you. i hate fire.

[OppyWoppyBear]

5:34 HAHAHAHAHAH

[1740softballgal]

BOLOGNA.



[rorybooks]

Im no bob ross, you crack me upp

[EMZfavourite]

"Feelin's & Crap." LOL.

[raynebowlocket]

eggs?

[PrettyGlamRock]

"MAI.. I.. HATE!" The best outrage ever.

[FinalHeavenVII]

@PrettyGlamRock at that exact moment I became hooked on JPMETZ; minion ever since. SO funny the hell!

[okcatluv]

"I'M NO FRICKIN' BOB ROSS"

[forthseasson]

Lolz I only wear mascara and eyeline but your videos make me laugh my ass off

[al13forreal]

ur eyeball makeup is jacked up but its sexy!

[lizzy532]

This was on my birthday!XD

[makeupartistrybycass]

5:32 lol!(: 

[Kororocks12]

5:23 this is SPARTA

[PetShopCountry]

Lol when I feel angry I watch your vids >:)

[EverVigil]

Oh nana! What's her name? Oh nana! Justine's her name.

[xxsweetestxxsinxx]

@EverVigil I just laughed so fucking hard when I read this.

[mel18b]

"some people say i look like britney spears" hahah :)

[mel18b]

asså ur so funny!!

[ALLbeletsHAPPY]

words cant even describe how much i friggen love you :D

[NumberTwoRox]

5:32 MADE. MY. LIFE.

[sophiebro]

@NumberTwoRox i favorited it right there, yes i did indeed

[RocketReptar]

I actually laughed out loud when you said "I'm a serious ass person." because I imagined that you meant "I'm a serious ASS-PERSON." JUST LIKE WHEN YOU SAID "NICE ASS MAKE-UP" TEEHEE.

[avagrrl385]

DONE.

[kkate1001]

HAHAHAH MIRACLE GROW

[Kelliandtori]

I friggen ass love you. :) 

[PlaymateMama]

Damn, I'd kill to be able to do my makeup like that. Eh, I'm too old, too many kids and too poor!

You bitch very well.

[Victorian9322]

Nice curls.

[jpflores67]

I don't know how to use foundation..........guess that means I shouldn't be using this computer. *logs off*

[SYFANT]

feelin's

[SuzSeptember]

hahhahah LOL "Im no friggen bob ross.. happy ass highlight

[clickitvids]

your hair looks nice in this vid

[kylegeraghty]

at 5:34 i jumped. that scared the shit out of me.

[TheeJaeMonroe]

OMG he is way cute!!!!!

[WeKilledTheSong]

FEELIN'S

[slbb]

CTFU @ 4:39 ROFLMAOOO!!!!

i love watchin ur ridonculous videos!!

[TheMisfame]

hahahahahhahaha

[nrowley1000]

I laughed til I cried at the Miracle Gro part...like a friggin moron.

[GBSightings17]

God, that was so funny..LOL Miracle grow LOL The entire video was histerical.

[AwesomeAtom]

YOU UPLOADED THIS ON MY BIRTHDaY!!!!!!!

[kethoxal]

slob

[trinnysue]

between the freakn' punchin' brush and the miracle grow I was dying LOL

[LyssaLogan]

4:34 hilarious

[RachelGettingTubed]

put on a headband for god's sake

[Varuna1510]

DONE!! -3

[ReviewMyRecord]

Can you do Lady Gaga? :D

[MissKickAss100]

hahaha!! you are hilariouse. i LOL'D at the random scream thing you did. your awesome :D

[watchSophie]

haha

[beautyandthebooksxo]

im a serious ass person.

[boneybutt02]

take a friggin punchin' brush! lol(:

[XoXoWebkinzFreakXoXo]

"i got something for your scalp." *miracle grow* LoL niice haha.

[STFUxSARAH]

"IM A SERIOUS ASS PERSON."

[RandomReader11]

what video was it that u set ur hair on fire? whats the video called?

[Karina7441]

@RandomReader11 its called a heavenly update wif justine

[JepMcFly]

you sound like hitler at 4:41

[shosho0550]

this was the first video that i fell in love with <3

[yo4522]

why dosent your eyeshadow match????

[allperty]

nickie, is so cute lol

[ItsBB1tch]

your gay is so cute! I want one

[xXxScareFactoryxXx]

@ItsBB1tch

easy to find :D

just head to your nearest Hollester store :D

[Janegrl808]

i pissed myslef at 4:38

[169axl169]

"EGGS" lolz :P thts been my saying for like 2 years lol :P x

[nicolesamsonite]

howd she burn her hair?? hahaaaa

[24love101]

Feelins ... & crap (:

[WarholVirtuoso]

Soundlyawake is so gorgeous, but I hate him after he copied Justine's format. To hell with his gorgeous ass. *bows to Justine*

[sotahjarta]

wow! thats alot of hair you burned off,lol

[johnhelinski]

I have feelins' xD

[imjustshadow]

YAYAYA PUNCHING BRUSH !

[nickilovesyooh]

two minutes and ten seconds intro

[shemini850]

i love you.

[LamboGallardoGirl]

4:40 Lol!! :D ''Here's something for your scalp!''

[prplprincess12]

5:30 random ass scream :D lol

[TheArizonaGurl]

I just watch becuz....well.....yur funny, and I think that's it....rly...

[allthelonelypeoplex]

I turned on CC.

Apparently JPMETZ has three kids.. O_o

I wish you were my mother.

[missxvideo]

@allthelonelypeoplex whats CC? does she really?

[traveler1938]

" I'm a serious ASS person, okay! And I got fellins' and crap!"

LOL XD

[horseridinggrl54]

i really like your make up here :)

[Xilivicus]

Miracle Gro.

[ferre347]

you're amazing



[nichya11]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA she set her hair on fire!!!!!!

[danamaze]

@nichya11: I know, right?! LOL.

baha

[demonakittie]

tha comments r funnier then she is

[JelloLife]

Yes, a very serious ass person! YOUR POOR HAIR! You burnt it, it probably hates you

[turnitblack]

AHAHAHAH i like how he hands her the liquid miracle grow xD

[MissGiJay]

I actually don't laugh at you because you're complaining, I laugh because when I see you it just reminds me of myself.. Geez.

[iwells994]

u should do a paris hilton thingy who doesnt want to look lik a french whore!

[Unsatisfied17]

"i guess toys r us sells them now" phahahhahah

[iwells994]

@XtoriannXX u dont have ro watch these so screw u for watchin and complainin shut the hell up

[iMakeSandwiches]

@XtoriannXX Did it ever occur to you that she's not serious?? Do you really think she's actually complaining? It's meant to be funny, moron (which it is). And if you're going to bitch about people on the Internet could you at least finish first grade and learn how to spell?

[TeganJay91]

@XtoriannXX Lol you are such fail. She gets on your nerves? Then don't watch them asshat.

[jpmetzz]

LMAO

IT BURNED OFF..IN THE FIRE!

ahahaha me and my bffl were laughing about that because you totally made it sound like there was a huge fire and stuff. lol!

[EliseRawwr1]

whats wrong with you?

[calicold21]

this is a waist of time!!! im outta here!! its a sunny day!!

[TehMeaningOfLife]

lmao 5"34 is funny

[jpmetzz]

WTF

5:34 LMAO

[xKristyLee]

5:34 actually made me cry.

[GinGiinny]

LMAO i wasnt expecting the 5:34 everyone is talking about to be funny. :)

[bluntlysarcastic]

BAHAHAHAHAHA at 5:34 i laughed....a LOT

[Caitshybabes]

534 when you screamed I loled SO HARD.

[rvenne073]

hahahha mericle grow for your hair!!!!!!! cuz u burt your hair off lmao hahah good one nikki!

[youreglowing]

Ooooh...! That's the Christion Dior champagne color I wear, 2! : D But I wonder if I have 2 switch it up since it IS so old. : /

[thecountrypopmix]

i watch you because your so funny and you hate life and it apparently hates you back your amazing keep being funy and awsome!!1!!!1

[ajszalla]

i love you

[Nyarkibble]

Punching brush... ohyeah.

[00Ksenitemeni00]

"take like a liquid highlight and put...put the hell" lmao!

[askmeokay]

You said "serious ass person"

Thanks.

[MyllissaC]

To funny!

[MosesSlitsWrists]

nikki's hilarious. xD

[ilovecartoons09]

phsycooo

[pinksugarcakes10]

feelin's and crap....hahah lmao...sooo friggen funnyyyyyy

[laurambeesley]

lol @ the bob ross reference :)

[LOLAisDAbomb]

MIRACLE GRO THE HELL!!!!

[ElmoRoxTheCrayon]

lol 4:37!! hehee

[littleangelgal99]

Hey, wher'd half my makeup go? Uh, i duno. hahaa <3.

[AnetaAnarchy]

Miracle-Gro

[juicystar777]

you said facepalm you cant do tht 2 me cause you dont no where l live hahahaha!!

[xCelebritySkin]

@juicystar777 Wow you don't know what facepalm means. At all.

[juicystar777]

o yes i do i didnt at first but thankfully i have a brain and can look things up on the internet and to ypu dont no wht i know and wht i do and i dont no wht u no and wht u dont no

[xCelebritySkin]

@juicystar777 Nice typing. You have a brain? Try using it, moron.

[PhyscoStevie]

Oh my god, you are reaaly one of the funniest youtuber that makes fun of people:D you'd think it would be annoying..butt no, its hilarioussss!(:

[coverupthegirl]

0:45 omg lmao

[cult66623]

*facepalm*

[Xinoutorah]

I think the complaining is one of the reasons she gets the subscribers. It's her style

[erikarose11]

This is probably one your best videos hahahaha I die everytime

[jmdlovesjf]

when you mentioned bob ross.. i spewed dr pepper onto my computer and dining table.. my husband beat me... thanx for that

[barbiedlux]

what store do you work at? I'm dying to know what you sell!

[HUNNNE19]

assistant manager of a store? ahhahaha i wonder how you deal with customers! hahahah you're awesome justine!

[jesserayproductions]

oh u work 7 hours a day

[forevernovember24]

lmfao at the miracle grow part!!!

[BumbleMissy]

o my gosh ur face an huge ''click HQ'' box made me actually click the HQ button lmao I love u !!! Ur funny lmao

[123lluuppee]

LOLOLOLO.L...0:45-0:48...LOLOL­

[NicholeMarley]

Her screaming made me LOL the hell.

[jocelyn647]

This is my favourite damn video of yours Justine.

You're too funny the hell.

[bummercucumber]

You're such a friggan serious person the hell.

[Juiceboxxxpoptart]

black eye?

[TheNicoleHappy]

Hahahaha i really wanna know if you're just acting or serious , hahaha and you're really hilarious! GOOOODJOB![: