1000 Ways to Die "A Turn for the Purse" #297

[blood9295]

lol he deserved it

[GeneralVert31]

Stabbing the heart equals dying. YOU DON'T SAY!

[Thrusters101]

Justice's revenge

[dannylamb456]

I guess he got

*puts on sunglasses*

Screwed

[dannylamb456]

@dannylamb456 Oh and YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[enigma4064]

1:35 we don't need scientific evidence we know how a screwdriver kills someone if it goes through there heart

[crazed4sparkelz21]

These vids scare the shit out of me I hate them yet I can't stop watching, :(

[jlvega5]

@crazed4sparkelz21 ikr!?!

[BleedingDiamondz]

that fucken sucks.

[omarmazas]

I heard you laugh!

[narutohokage126345]

well looks like he got the chest pain

[RomanKittyGirl]

Omg look at the tags I took that offensively just cuz I'm a girl and a gamer

[Deverestteam]

he deserved it. stripper, slut or not its still theiving

[shafiq145]

oo bad cyclists

[Tiger8566]

The rock was given a medal of bravery for his couragous act

[58spartan]

A SCREW DRIVER

[ijizzedmypants15time]

lol the dude in the business suit got laid lmao

[ThePANDAZproduction]

hey look the dude in the business suit gets a free bike :D

[lisaray1956]

Ouch! That had to hurt!

[senneubert]

@lisaray1956 that's what he get for stealing a ladys purse!

[agalaga]

Man all these deads are like final destination movies xD only in then episodes

[RussianAK47Sarge]

Shank

[thepeanutrules12]

Lol i live in Dallas

And I never heard about this.

Not a fuck was given that day.

[vartdalboy]

hol the camera without moving it or put it on a table

[homicidalwolfair]

grr, i've got a screwdriver

[HaloAurora]

goes throw the heart

[aceattorney1989]

Thumbs up if you want Sylvie give the man a thank you kiss for trying to help stop the purse snatcher.

[6willy77]

thats the story they told the cops lol

[TORCSami]

I guess he got...

screwed over.

[08ninetales]

hot girl walking....$1,000,000

Nice looking purse.....$5,000

Being robbed by a scumbag until he gets chased, acting like an idiot until he falls and kills himself.....PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[MichaelJackson7852]

they shouldve called it "screwed".

[ellomate212]

Karma

[ChristopherWachtler]

reality hits you hard... as does Karma

[RandomRamenSaviours]

Now that's bad luck! I know he's a theif and all but he didn't deserve that ='/

[victorchanux]

HA! AINT KARMA A BITCH

[xXhallwayXx]

im pretty sure that it is karmar

[Reloaded90times]

And not a single fuck fuck was given that day.

[rockabillyjulz95]

nice right on my birthday :D ahaha

[Dmathers115]

No phsycopathic thief was harmed in this show. Lol

[lexmarken6000]

He got "screwed"

[thinlinebetweenable]

crime doesn't pay

[punkyboy2]

Serves Him Right.

[TheUltimateZeal0t]

I tried finding the easy slider one (the one where a guy slides on a tarp on his belly and a nail snags his intsestines and disembowels him) but the only one is from a poor camera

[Spac3Trance]

i dont need a pro to tell me im going to die if any object punctures my heart, its pretty damn obvious

[xemeox]

INTERNAL BLEEDING

[TheBennyman23]

*drops scizorrs*

[Tron239]

@TheBennyman23 More like *Throws scissors across the room*

[TheBennyman23]

@Tron239 Neh, i'll stick with mine.

[andrerock5]

Karma strikes again!

[annabananabo]

Thumbs up if this is the only place u r allowed to watch this

[u8myshorts20]

Fortunately, those people did nothing to kill that man.

The woman got her purse back though.

[BigExplosionGoBoom]

FUCKING OWNED

[loganteal27205]

lol "long and hard "

[gamerofmanytrades]

lol u got a wii?

[slothboy494]

in her mind she was like "I dont know this guy"

[inkpenjoshua]

doi have to say it carma is haveing a field day

[SoldierSlim001]

long and hard lol 

[JrThug999]

OMG he has a screw driver!"Panics and RUNS!"

[SpongygurlPGS]

A screwdiver .................. really?!

[chadissmexyyeah]

No offense but that dude deserves to die.

[SuhRahtizher]

Seriously, the more I watch these videos the more ridiculous the deaths get. What's next... death by their own shadow? Lol

[jtmsl]

@SuhRahtizher Yea they do. A OCD patient was annoyed by his shadow and shot a bullet at the ground. It ricocheted and hit him in the head.

[Speedy149U]

@jtmsl Wow! I just wonder what the 1000 ways version would be like. Though, to be fair, all they would have to do is just change the names. The story itself already sounds like 1000 ways retelling!

[Uvealwebstar11]

return to sender



[joemas1975]

Whats he gonna do screw her to death OMFG THAT SOUNDED REALLY BAD

[Brittonbubba137]

*Man steals a woman's purse*

A fuck was given.

*The purse-napper runs into a rock, falls, and gets impaled by his own weapon*

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[TheYellowgalaxies143]

@Brittonbubba137 well he was the bad guy.

[Brittonbubba137]

@TheYellowgalaxies143 Yeah, but I was joking. XD

[jeyasri]

Karma is a bitch when you are a bitch. LOL

[WishingBabyX]

Well at least he died :)

[Munch48]

oh thats where i put my screw driver

[Ashenrey]

FInal Destination Death

[HelloCupcake411]

Personlly saw a shooting star while watching this, and hoped with all my might that the stripper dies. Then I murdered the stars with a screwdriver.

[JJtooDOPE16]

xD i love the mans sarcasm

[Ostnizdasht206]

She didn't even give that guy a blowjob? What a rip-off..

[DarkJr405]

why does everybody in the videos get stab at da heart

[omggadoublerainbow]

"You can take a stripper off the pole, but they'll still dress like sluts"

Ahahahahha I lold so hard...

[richguy39]

looks like he's hit

*puts on sunglasses*

rock bottom.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­H!!!!!!!!

[Medulla2012]

he just stuck the screwdriver in his pit and poured fake blood all over his mouth... i can do tat

[vanillatwilight12345]

*walks up to the robber*

thinking, ( Thats what you get Bastard .)

* takes the purse and walk away* Doesnt even give a fuckxD

LOL .

[cjmosley2123]

@MrJguy999 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHH!  *Cuts to CSI Miami opening playing The Who*.

[inuyashaflower]

You know i kinda consider myself sadistic for enjoying watching these shows but really when you make a show of how people die and some of them really deserve it and some are just plain dumb-ass like this idiot who forgot the preschool rule*dont run with anything sharp* then yeah i take the title for being sadistic

[AFlockOfBeagulls]

WATCH OUT HES GOT A SCREWDRIVER!!!!

[JuicyHeart97]

WOW.

thats why we dont steal children :)

karma will screw you hard, literally :)

[vlelea]

FAIL:)

[neji2400]

am i a bad person for watching these and laughing while the people die slowly?

[Metallica102938]

fall on your own screwdriver?

[TheLorax11]

omg now i cant eat food after seing my throat being impaled by that 

[audrian88]

he got what he deserved

[supersonic71097]

Why do I keep watching this?

[jbdmb41]

@supersonic71097 YES! i thought i was the only one who thought that.i like pissing people off on these videos.

[EmoPrincessRawr]

U dun' got screwed, moe'suckra!

[lkjhgfdsa0902]

They gon start sayin dnt run or steal with a screw driver

[bob65poop]

hooooohoooo that hurts

[MegaNewyorkyankees]

@myopinionsarebetter exactly don'tuse a screwdriver well bad guys do use it as a weapn because it's sharrp don't run wiith scissors blades or screwdrivers

[blackclawedthing]

a good neigbor returns your purse. a hero gets the purse back and lets the theif die.

[theawsomefurryraver]

they should have called this one:"SCREWED"

[TheComradeMax]

Long and hard lol

[xxIzzixx43]

the guy at the beginning was a "Private Investigator" if alot of people watched this show, not anymore.

P.S. comment 200!!! woooooo!!!!

[MISANTHROPY647]

I thought he had just hit the ground too hard.

[chunkyFLOVER]

what a moron(the biker) never grab onto anything that can kill you when you're flying. All motorcyclists, including myself know to throw anything away(including letting go of the bike) when we go head first.

[Thingssing7272]

Same wite meh!!!!

[mizzjayful]

im affraid of this show now

[AndrewsParodys]

damn,this is the best one yet

[sniperkilla897]

X-ray attack from mortal kombat lol xD

[TechmannB]

I cringed when i saw the skeleton part

[kitcat361]

i thought she was going to die

[DaBeast599]

haha nice one

[doom1killer123]

screwdriver? thought it was a knife :/

[TheSpeedy149]

@doom1killer123 ...it's in you to give

[TheSpeedy149]

@doom1killer123 Sorry, I ment to say: So did I

[brinarose73tale]

euwwww!! that was disgusting! BLOOD!!! ...

[TheSpeedy149]

@brinarose73tale ...It's in you to give...

[roctys]

i find this hard to masturbate to..

[MaddDogg81]

his death couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...

[TheTeChNiCaLaRt]

thats what ya get when ya steal. but that is nothing compared to what wouldve happen to him when IM around

[StarRoseDragon5]

and THIS is why you shouldn't ride with anything sharp kids. XD

[CrazySuperAwesome]

What was necessary about the part with her being a stripper? Pointless info...

[OxfordBlondie]

i love it when people give puns on wat is happening like the two highest rated comments at the top.

[carlospiceyweiner100]

ouch



[Mrgodzilla1990]

haha that dumbass street thug

[DL79946]

wow

[alexisnadz97]

x,x

[grubbybadboy202]

at first i thought he swallowed it O__O

[Gaaragirl1997]

well hes screwed

[TheDegrassichick101]

well at least now we  have less bad people in te world

[123colle456]

ppl tell u not to run with sharp items but they never tell u to not ride ur back with them

[Skittlezloova]

umm...you dont DRIVE A DAMN BIKE WITH A SCREW DRIVED DIPSY!and i bet she was like AND THAT WHY U DONT MESS WITTA LADY PRSE!

[MyOpinionsAreBetter]

... and THAT kids, is why mother doesn't want you running with scissors.

[PabloMGP]

@MyOpinionsAreBetter I just remembered Frasier on Cheers when he wanted be sort of a dangerous guy.

I am running with scissors!!! Hahaha

I laughed like hell that time but shit...he was right

[MeHasComputer]

@MyOpinionsAreBetter no. that's why you don't run with screwdrivers.

lol

[2good2betroo]

@MyOpinionsAreBetter i didnt see no scissors in this story :P

[craziigyrlz]

@MyOpinionsAreBetter

TRU TRU!

[froman5700]

Headline: Man killed by screwdriver he used to mug a girl

Demotivational:

INSTANT KARMA

Improving the Genetic Pool 1 Moron at a Time

[leonisazombiepwner]

mrph hahahahahaahahahaaha u might just get screwed i laughed for 5 min at that

[MrOwenage]

Wooh! Lol

[Bucky905079]

that why you never run with scissiors in your hand

[MtxAudio96]

I find these hard to watch lol.

[ZoryaZXD]

the busness guy was probubly thinking

HEY GIRL I GOT UR PURSE

NOW LETS MAKE OUT

[pixiepixiepower]

hey i needed that screw driver damn it now it through his heart

[OveReAction10]

Hah! Killers are now suiciders!

[MyModernGamer]

she didnt even say thank you to the screw driver

[CPLover7]

i lOVE THIS SHOW EVEN THOUGH ITS FRAKING IT SOOO INTRESTING

[music4ismylife8]

KARMA anyone?

[08ninetales]

@music4ismylife8 karma quickly turned into a vindictive bitch!!!!

[fastnsexy]

she's cute

[Random76338]

Why didn't he throw the knife away ?

[LunaXenoLovegood]

I love how the slut just didn't react to a guy laying with blood dripping out of his mouth and a screwdriver impaling his chest. She just needed her 'spending money' from her purse.

[NinjutsuNinjaQueen]

id like to give a round of applause to the makeup artists for making all the gore in this show look so REAL!!!!! thumbs up if u agree!!!!

[HappyBeer11]

Karma!!!!!!

[fairykisses12345]

he desevrd it



[yupyupyup47]

KARMA!

[jubbles23]

I guess you can say he has a *puts on sunglasses* screw loose.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH!!!!

[kainu1999]

@jubbles23 lmao

[paradox2776]

ahaha why do all these deaths involve strippers?!

[maron182]

Someone owns a Wii!!!

[Desi1204]

i keep hearing about this show, now i know why! this show is the shiz!!!

[taintedtapper]

He screwed up didn't he?

[Phillyguy30]

In an attempt to steal a womens purse,and threatening her with a Screwdriver,he ended off SCREWING himself in the end......

[JUSTEN74]

real or fake?!

[patchieloves]

To me.... A little creepy

[TheHammerhead16]

Dumbass

[VincentTownes]

LMBWO [LAUGH MY BUTT WAY OFF] THIS IS WORSE THAN THE GUY WHO POOPED IN THE TRASH CAN!!!

[toriseddie]

That was...really elaborate...

[fastnsexy]

shes pretty

[359lillian]

Damn just like a arrow to the heart,And i don't mean cupid!

[mahnea747]

Bahaha you can take the stripper away from the pole, but they still dress like sluts

[NJelBoi]

Kinda had it coming to him... s'why you don't steal things. :3 Things have a way of coming back atcha

[MrJguy999]

that guy just got SCREWED

[ytpfan1000]

@MrJguy999 LOL



[OxxOMNOMNOMxxO]

@MrJguy999 omg... lol