Brian Posehn Stand Up Comedy

[betsingerb]

wheres the second part of the joke where he smokes enough pot through the years and grows pot tits and goes back to the guy???

[ABurialatOrnans1]

"Well I never said, "N*gg*rs shouldn't play guitar" - Jimi Hendrix is my favourite player of all time - why would I even say that? What I did say, one of the roadies was with me told me when he showed me the piece in the book,"You didn't do that Chris, it was in the Rainbow Bar in '87 - you were sitting there and I was with you too. Slash came up and he said, "Dude, check this out - this tattoo I got" and I grabbed his arm and said, "I didn't know n*gg*rs get tattoos!"" - Chris Holmes (2011)

[ABurialatOrnans1]

@ABurialatOrnans1

"Glenn: But you just meant it in fun - you didn't mean nothing by it.

Chris: It just came out my mouth. I was hammered. All drunk and stupid. "

Slash is a dick for changing the story around, it was a joke. Quit being so fucking PC! Chris is a good dude as far as I know and W.A.S.P. are one of the best fucking metal bands of all time and anyone flinging shit at them deserves a knife in their gut. I'm half-black, for the record. Fuck Brian Posehn too.

[davidurge]

If "niggers" didn't pick up the guitar 100 years ago in the Mississippi Delta, there would be no blues, no rock, and Chris Holmes would be playing hillbilly music.

[Bluefirefoley]

He can say what he wants to about Chris, but WASP rulz!!!!!

[Axle45]

slash >>>>>> fucking asshole holmes

[bobgerman]

This video left out the second part of the bit, in which he grew up, smoked pot, grew some tits, and wanted to go back and meet him again. "I did what you said!"

[GodsOfTheNile]

juston mckinney, brian posehn, billy gardell, chris rock, and daniel tosh

[MonsiourTedo]

I heard Posehn on XM yesterday with Sunny Fox, I always liked him but he's def in my top 5 now. Brian Posehn rocks.

[yungswaggaboi]

posehn, louis ck , eugene mirman, demetri martin, mike birbiglia ftw

[StewartLucrative]

this video reeks of win

[SeldomSeenSmith77]

Hey, how are things in Rhode Island, the asshole of the United States?

[SeldomSeenSmith77]

Dandemon: Holmes must have black envy after seeing what Hendrix could do. What a Nazi mule. A fuckhead only a Meatloaf fan could love. Dumb shit meatloafri. Stupid enough to eat a meal at Hooters.

Posehn is the best stand-up comedian on the market today. POSEHN 2012!!!

[AlexAmerling19]

my fav comedian XD

[meatloafri]

Chris "fuckin" Holmes.. Awesome guitarist, great guy. hung out with him for about 5 hours once hooters.. hail chris

[dandemon1989]

chris holmes really is a fucking asshole, he once said "niggers shouldnt play guitar" referring to slash. piece of shit. Brian Posehn rules!

[zewbo]

slash is a faggot

[LPductions]

Holmes sounds like a douche

[AlexAmerling19]

he sounds like an ass..... Posehn is the man!

[barret2378]

@dandemon1989 uuuuuuhmm JIMI HENDRIX. but okay XD wasp sucks anyways

[MAIDENman80]

@dandemon1989 you mean he was a fucking asshole he's dead now

[beowulven]

@dandemon1989

Niggers are great guitarists. I am offended.

[curlyfry197]

Anybody know what hat he's wearing?

[erix]

That appears to be clothing.

[ShitCrap]

He should add that "well now I have a pair. Wanna sign?"

[Nohomo89]

LOL! GROW SUM TITS!

[n00bssuck]

lol

[joeysugs]

i like how this guy is a total jerk off in "Just Shoot Me"

[XxFunnyPotatoxX]

Haha, I love how his voice cracks.

[sephi1573]

Oh! This is the guy with Sesame Street voice.

[yeertmodo]

he looks like one of the characters too

[djphatd]

this joke is classic, Ive watched it a million times

!!!!!

[waffelboy138]

chikens

[St3vEb]

*borat* nice

[SusurrusIgnoramus]

I love that he's used that joke a million times, and has totally made an ass out of an asshole like that dude.

[Nelrith]

Brian Posehn is a funny motherfucker!

[soggypicklemuncher]

schweet

[riszha87]

lol

[daftroy]

lmao!

[dragongirl004]

LOL!