Flight of the Conchords: Jemaine sleeps with an Australian girl

[drumdust]

'She's trapped me'......classic

[grendelee]

2:08 oh, 2:08

[MrCrowley45]

we have FOTC, they have Tim Minchin. Let's just agree both are awesome and both mock their neighbours.

[Tanklin63]

@beaniesmommy your absolutely right, and when brett walks into the Dr. he's wearing his hair helmet lol

[LeNZian]

"it was like an evil version of our accent" XD

[beaniesmommy]

I just noticed....I think that was the infamous camera/phone from season 1 that he called for help on. Love it!

[gnarkillkicksass]

As an Aussie - I find this hilarious!

Everyone needs to chill out. Aussies and Kiwis taking the piss is like watching two brothers wrestling in the backyard.

Nobody gets hurt and at the end of the day despite it all we do kinda love each other.

[jamesaellis]

All this talk of Wales. :D

[mylifeasaimz]

'An evil version of our accent.' TRUE DAT.

[kustomzftw]

its lip stick, its crabs lol

[hsvsv8]

I love this show. Funny bastards the pair of them & good lyricists too.

Loved the "evil version of our accent" line.

[Marblez3]

I'm Australian and found this hilarious.

Great scene.

[biggingeryeti]

I'm the same every time I wake up next to an English woman.

[323guiltyspark]

@biggingeryeti Are you Irish or something?

[biggingeryeti]

@323guiltyspark Lol, I'm Welsh.

[tykykable]

@biggingeryeti I felt the same way every time I woke up next to my Welsh girlfriend.

[biggingeryeti]

@tykykable Yet you still chose to stay with her and repeat the performance. And they say the English are stupid...

[tykykable]

@biggingeryeti Do they? I got posh and lots of stuff about the Welsh knot... Although, it turned out she had invented half of the details on the whole 'Welsh knot' situation for dramatic effect. I'm all for schools teaching Welsh. I wouldn't mind them skipping all of that questionable history and stuff that goes with it. It's not really relevant anymore. Anyway, she left me, so the race crisis is over :/

[biggingeryeti]

@tykykable Lol, nah, I'm teasing. In all honesty I have nothing against the English, except, of course, when there is a rugby match on...

[tykykable]

@biggingeryeti I've never met a Welshman who genuinely does... I'm not saying they don't exist, I just haven't met them yet... If it helps at all, we were all distraught about the whole Wales vs France thing. Absolutely ludicrous. We were all behind you, as much as we could get away with without it being noticed anyway. We can pretend to hate the Welsh sometimes... We actually hate the French all of the time... Anyway, congratulations to New Zealand on the final result. Even if they were dire.

[biggingeryeti]

@tykykable You obviously haven't visited North Wales...

[tykykable]

@biggingeryeti No. Well, not really. I've been up over the valleys but kept my head down and just said 'bore da' a lot (even in the afternoon... No-one seemed to notice). I went to Merthyr Tydfil though, and they hate everything. That and as far as I've heard from North Wales, they seem to despise South Wales just as much.

[wantsomecake328]

He's using the camera-phone.

[lewlza]

keitha!

[Grantien0479]

Okay just keep calm... now jump out the window

[dawks83]

This is fentestuc (subtle enough?)

[YouCanSeeYourFace]

Whats that on your lips?

It's lipstick!

It's crabs!

[gotit099]

keep calm, jump out the window

[ziffiroth]

11 people are descended from criminals

[drumdust]

Keitha was in a season of 24.

[zaniac100]

@drumdust Yes Sarah Wynter played Kate Warner, season 2 of '24', with an American accent.

[joru100]

I love Brent and Germaine

[sportzchik44]

@joru100 It's BRET and JEMAINE. Not Brent and Germaine you idiot. You're obviously not a Kiwi. And rightfully so.

[joru100]

@sportzchik44 nothing gets passed you, you genius

[sportzchik44]

@joru100 *Past.

[joru100]

@sportzchik44 you're as stringent as their manager; murphy.

[FreakyNewGuy]

- Yeah, but she's trapped me in!

- I'm not surprised.

[jenzeppelin]

keitha is the coolest name ever. i love this segment so much, one of their best clips.

[cheekypants321]

not all aussies sound like that lol only the red neck aussies sound like that

[SnapAtMeJasper]

Ahh, kiwis. How long will it take you to realise we are subtly mocking you?

[Hemispheres77]

Keitha looked so sexy at 2:08-2:09

[theawesomeone1029]

@ryu8888 They are kiwis: new zealanders. NZs and Aussies have this feud thing. They dont (supposedly) like each other.

[W1ll14m317]

"its lipstick"

"its crabs"

love that bit

[switchopens69]

I'm Australian and all I can say is... don't blame him for using protection. This is freakin' hilarous!

[ponybcurtis]

:-( I see that I'm only the millionth person in these comments who commented on the "Did you use protection" line.... Sorry

[ponybcurtis]

HILARIOUS!!! "Did you use protection?" "Yes, but only on my penis"....Comedy gold!!

[Rakkeyal]

"How about we go back to bed?"

Phone - "Definitely don't do that."

[ryu8888]

I don't get it. Why is her being australian bad...

[aerdna14]

@ryu8888 NZ and Australia is kind of like Canada and the US. Canada/NZ are the more soft-spoken and polite of the two countries and they view Australians/Americans are rather loud mouthed and crude. Huge generalization of course, but that's basically it. It's a friendly rivalry though, for the most part. I mean, I am half Canadian and half New Zealander and although I will jokingly insult Americans/Australians, it doesn't mean anything. All in fun.

[ryu8888]

@aerdna14 Aaaah ok i get it now :p makes sense after a fashion. Didn't really know Americans were rival-ing with Canadians until I came here either

[cheekypants321]

@aerdna14 not at my sckool im an aussie and all the NZ people are loud as shit haha

[antichris78]

'did you run away?' I always say that to my housemates when they dont come home for a bit

[taxingtime]

These boys are so talented they can't be kiwis .. They must be Australians

[duncr]

This is fantastic!!!!

[stingo101]

wheeere?

[courtside00]

Did you use protection? Yes but only on my penis XD

[flamepan]

was this from a tv show?

[EmmyRocks14]

"...did you use protection?"

"yes but only on my penis" XDD yes

[xGracePowerx]

I love the fosters can carefully placed in the flat :')

[adventuretime77]

haha fosters at 1:22, definitely australian 

[nightarcadia]

@adventuretime77 apart from the fact that Australians rarely/never drink Fosters ;), Carlton or VB are the most popular choices (although not the best tasting!)

[adventuretime77]

@nightarcadia hey but the commercials say fosters is australian for beer! whatever, id love to leave california and visit the kiwis and aussies anyday

[Wtfpwned90]

Did you use protection? Yes, but only on my penis.

I laughed hard.

[wickedglamour]

"you gotta get out. get outta there!"

"i'm...i'm locked in...she's trapped me..."

lmfao!!! XD i almost peed my pants right there......

[MastaKTeKiri]

Did you use protection? "Yes but only on my Penis" ..LOL..

[ultrapersonthing]

It's not very often you hear "keep calm" and "jump out the window" in the same sentence.

[ykilstein]

I like the Fosters.

[iammrchubbsful]

hahhahaha just go out the other window

[AEIamPhoebe]

I'm australian and a woman lmao

[Squirmer1000]

Which episode is this?

[HxCSounds]

haha im australian and i find this hilarious.

[jrockv5]

Keep calm...JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!

[allovesgrapes]

0:53 Of COURSE Bret has a Native Animals of New Zealand book!

[SaveTheMooses]

Possibly the best episode of the entire series.

[jarrodclough3007]

as an Aussie i find this shit soooooo funny!

[x50ftQueenie]

"She's got a man's name!"

[seannnooo]

lol i cant believe he was going to dive roll out the window haha

[rxwh]

Are they making a third season soon? I want a box set! Box set me!

[allovesgrapes]

@rxwh Unfortunately, the series is completely over. About the box set, my sister and I just got the box set (includes both seasons and a 2005 Conchords stand-up special) and we agree that it's the soundest purchase we've ever made.

[rxwh]

@allovesgrapes

Aaaaaaaaaaaw! Nooooo! I was still living in the hopes of them making the third season, they told us "they're ready when they're ready" (about Brett and Jemaine)" :(

I guess I just have to sit with the 2 season box set then...

[allovesgrapes]

@rxwh I like your idea. Let's be optimistic and hope they change their minds about season 3! Of course, I'm glad they ended it if they had no material for the next season.

[woody1445]

@palefacedrider watch it? i lived and breathed it for months, so you obviously don't understand the comment you first read keep reading it until it clicks theres a good boy

[jamesjonesrocket]

lol at the kangeroo pictures on the wall

[batkitty357]

LOL!! "Did she have an australian accent?" "I think so" "what did it sound like?" "like an evil version of our accent" XDDDD

[Lifeswipe]

Just noticed that Bret was getting into his angry dance about two seconds in.

[F15EFlyer]

Best f***ing episode EVER!!!!!

Starts with an EPIC video about dudes dancing together trying to get chicks, and ends with a cultural mating lesson on how Aussies and New Zealanders can never mate.

Honestly - the best part of this episode was cut off before it started.

[nycannabnana]

keep calm, jump out the window.

[getsomenutz]

Laughed my ass off. Love how kiwis hate ozzies more than ozzies hate them.

[nixichixi85]

im locked in shes traped me....omg i almost died.

[AmIFreakyEnough]

she´s got a man´s name!

[origamishishou]

@AmIFreakyEnough your mothers a man's name ooh burned (jks)

[Retrograyed]

Whats that red mark...

Its lipstick..

No, it's crabs...

No, its not crabs!

[ieatpillows1]

the cameraphone!! hah

[DASRH]

This is bloody Fucking hilarious

[Rottenriguez]

"I'm locked in, she's trapped me." LMAO!

[sweetpea114]

I LOVE how Jemaine calls Bret on his camera phone lmao!

[DaCurbstomper]

@ Superdavey69 I'm Australian and this had me laughing my arse off. Generalisations and stereotypical views don't serve to make you look very informed my friend.

[rep5301]

he has pink under wear lol

[soukupb]

aussies and kiwis are like americans and canadians lol

[feepthesheep]

"It's lipstick"

"It's crabs!"

[StormCrusader]

I'm Australian..................

[Shocked0]

shes a bogan haha

[Shocked0]

HAHAHAHA LOL

[Azash123]

calm down. jump out the window

[Voileen]

"an evil version of our accent"

haha! I like that

[Crazybenjiwoo]

ok....

keep calm

jump out the window 

[chelzter]

HAHAH

[megandjohn1]

What'd it sound like?

kind of like an evil version of our accent!!

I'm an aussie and i thought that was about the funniest thing I've ever heard!

[02ebutuoYetaHI]

HAHA I'm Australian and I think this is hilarious

[jdjc79]

@02ebutuoYetaHI Ha ha - same here. This is ridiculously funny!

[marcajoly]

Funniest episode! Hilarious!!!

[CheeseOmen]

10 people are Australian.

[Gmancrap]

Unfunny faux nerd/hipster video. Yet again Flight of the Faggots fails to be funny.

[L33Tspartan]

@Gmancrap you know some of us like this so maybe you should piss off and go back to watching family guy

[Gmancrap]

Because you don't like flight of the conchords you must like family guy right? Pathetic...

[shunt007]

@Gmancrap i think it's more like you don't get subtle comedy like this so you probably enjoy ridiculous comedy like family guy

[PunkCheerleaderBetch]

@shunt007 Well you just f***in suck for generalizing like that, I love both FOTC and Family Guy. I guess I am the subtle riciduclous type.

[shunt007]

@PunkCheerleaderBetch no i wasn't insulting family guy. I like them both too

[PunkCheerleaderBetch]

@shunt007 Oh, sorry. I take it all back then! i reread your comments and I think i get it now.

[Gmancrap]

Just because I don't like this wannabe hipster crap I like family guy? Sure.

[GoreSmasher]

@L33Tspartan Hmmm is that supposed to be an insult? Family Guy has some decently funny moments. No where nearly as funny as Conchords though. Anyway if someone hates Conchords and loves ..let's say 2 and a Half Men, our opinion is still no better than theirs.

[L33Tspartan]

@GoreSmasher That's true. It was really just the first "dumb" humor show i thought of. Everyone is entitled to their opinions I suppose

[GoreSmasher]

@Gmancrap WOw ignorance. I dislike hipsterism or any scene, but these guys are just plain funny.

[inouraeroplane]

I love that he's using his "camera phone" aka a cell phone with a disposable camera superglued to it

[Andy3612]

okay keep calm

JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!!!

[lolfag93]

LOL theres a fosters can just sitting there xD

[MagicBradley]

u got crabs in your moustache.

thats not crabs its lipstick

[MmmGirl317]

its crabs! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[bigjonnydynamite]

My favourite FotC episode ever! I love the mixture of shame and concern in Jermaine's voice when he admits he thinks he went home with an Australian.

"I'm locked in. She's trapped me"

"I'm not surprised"

[clashcityrocker122]

hahahahaha at Jermaine's face when he wakes up

[helenkeller93083]

Just do one of those dive-rolls when you land.

[YouveStolenMyEyes]

there was a girl at my school called "shana". pronounced shane-a.

i told this girl her name was "hideous". which was really rude. the truth hurts.

i am australian. yet to come across a keitha

[justforthelulzzz]

@YouveStolenMyEyes

Shane-a?

I would give whoever had that name a living hell. And normally I'm not a douche.

[DeadmansInkXXX]

Love the Aussie kiwi thing. It's good fun for us cuzins :)

[RVDX54]

Ha! Jemaine is using the "camera phone" Bret made him. Hahahaha

[LittleMissTeatime]

Aw! Brett's reading "Native animals of New Zealand". Too...cute...

[alatha3]

Keep calm... Jump out the window

fucking awesome

[XEnterCoolNameEreX]

lmao.. All Australians have kangaroo posters and Fosters lying around their houses..

[blueandrewblue]

@XEnterCoolNameEreX Most Aussie homes I've been to have wizard pictures and bongs

[94dgrif]

2:35 What did she sound like? "Like an evil version of our accent". Genius!

[SolidCopyDeltaDelta]

Pause at 0:08-0:09.

[cwskin69]

"how do u feel?......fine, just ashamed" lmao!!

[TheLonelyImmortal]

She was hot! 2:03 and 2:09 :D Oh my god Smoking hot! :D

This is THE best series :D

[danwillingham]

Men at work!

[AlissaK1994]

"You've gotta get outta there!"

"I'm locked in, she's trapped me."

"I'm not surprised" XD

[smedaas]

She's so fucking fugly when she says her name xD

[familyguy49]

so how about we go back to bed?....umm..."definitely don't do that"

[atozinco]

These racism episodes are my favourite from Flight of the Conchords, they're hilarious! (I love all the Aussi vs. Kiwi jokes, and that episode where the fruit seller is racist against Bret & Jemaine and tells them that he doesn't serve 'their type').

[okee9]

lol Jermaine still has the camera phone

[Thunda1986]

some aussie woman do talk like that i've meet alot of em but most of them a twice the size of that chick

[minipalmer]

Guys, I think it's pretty dumb to put the most votes on comments that just quote the video.

ESPECIALLY WHEN THE TWO HIGHEST VOTED ARE THE SAME COMMENT.

[Astrixs2]

Lmao at the duck and roll part! "I'll try" lol from like 5 floors up

[Dynysia030]

"It's kind of like an evil version of our accent.." XD

[imgonnakillyoo]

lol crabs on ya face hahaha

[missdexterity]

i'm locked in, she trapped me.

i'm not surprised.

[R5d4d2]

Keep calm. Jump out the window!

[Werock4roll]

Youtube is slow

[Pyr0maniac29]

"Did you use protection?"

"Yes, but only on my penis"

ahahahha :D

[woody1445]

hmm id say they were actually taking the piss out of the people who stereotype by stereotyping themselves

[superdavey69]

@woody1445 na thats what kiwis genrerally think of aussies, aussies are arrogant and sore losers who dis everyone but themselves.

[superdavey69]

@woody1445 na thats what kiwis generally think of aussies, aussies are arrogant and sore losers who dis everyone but themselves.

[eyeballgoop]

Poor @superdavey69. Have you been subtly mocked one too many times? :(

(...see what I did there?)

[sestsa]

@superdavey69 Just so you know, it's a complete myth that Australians hate Kiwis. It's a complete myth that we even spend any time thinking about that tiny country to our south-east. The amount of time I spend thinking about New Zealand in the average year is so small it's incalculable. There's no great palpable tension between our countries, just some bitter Kiwis with Napoleon complex.

And for the record, I actually like this episode, you presumptuous dick. I think it's hilarious.

[GoreSmasher]

@sestsa Depends on the individual. I know one or 2 Aussie girls that hate Kiwi girls.

[Bjarku]

@woody1445 they're not stereotyping themselves, they're from new zealand not australia

[AllanokayPedersen]

@woody1445 except it turned out they were right about her.. she was a filthy lying thief..