Pam Ann as Gloria Qantas - Spirit of Australia

[Servodude1]

Love all the comments guys. But secretly, we all know Air New Zealand is better. Hot employees in body paint uniforms. Brand new planes that funnily enough don't have bad engine blow outs or uncontrolled incidents over The Indian Ocean. I may be a proud Aussie but the guys next door do it better :-)

[LOVETOYOTAS]

hahaha this is funny. It really is truely amazing just how many saftey issues Qantas has had.

[bermudarailway]

Having worked in the ailine industry for 23 years I find this is so funny because it is so close to the truth !

[IIproductionsII]

where was the funny part?

[MrNathan365]

@ thatmattguy21 Lol, you're so funny! You're 25 and you can't even take a joke :o " Um I work for quantas and at least we don't kill people. I'm a snob, I fly the best plane in the world". Lol, such a baby :o

[NMWMN]

@MrNathan365 ... Qantas has no "u" after the "Q"... who was your employer again?

[DannyBoy20802]

What was the bus incident?

[Deathrape2001]

HAHA I wasger Quantas is run by Greex? Oz is fulla' greex, & the Earth knows what hax those katz R =))

[omikeyz]

Amazing, specially the fat pig... 

[paxo60]

Love it

[DIMATIF]

Wow quantas truly does suck

There's a problem with a plane every year I'd rather fly tiger

[ChocolateChad127]

Fucking love this video. :D

[MrCouture76]

that is sooo funny, i can't stop laughing, she is seriously hilarious!

[ballsucks]

I love it, it's really funny.

I work for QF and I think we do look like that :D

[cam9408]

and not everybody fukin loves singapore airlines!!

[cam9408]

singapore doesnt deserve to serve that route its not from the usa or aus retart! and qantas is not a pussy airline!!!!! and qantas has to stop in singapore for the passengers to have a break on route to london! would u like to sit in a seat for 15 hours???

[jamwithmates123]

@cam9408 its actually 23 hours

[bnllondon]

I agree xxquiker, Qantas will die if SIA was ever to operate on the Aussie/US route. Qantas has the freedom to fly from singapore to the UK, but when the shoe is on the other foot, they cry.

[NMWMN]

fuck off!

[WOTDAEFF]

loool this never gets old, gotta love pam ann

[jesaulenko70]

hahaha funny, when she starts "subtley, every aircraft is different" that's the old Qantas saftey video

[SKPVK]

its that funny that there wheels fall off.....

lol

[cooldude12466]

My name is Gloria...

LOL i love the exaggerated accent!

[NMWMN]

"Hello Everyone.."...lmfao!

[melbellnz]

How will you get over that fat pig on your right? LMAO

[Furrydandy]

Iphone is for pussies

[brett18uk]

@thatmattguy21 Only operate the 74 on the Pacific sectors? How unusual. My Flight Crew colleagues at QF operate both the Kangaroo and the Pacific sectors.

[brett18uk]

@thatmattguy21 PS love how Disney's 'A Whole New World' is listed as your favourite video haha

[brett18uk]

@thatmattguy21 Does the iPhone have an inherent incapacity for accurate spelling? Didn't think so. PS love how Disney's 'A Whole New World' is listed as your favourite video haha

[brett18uk]

@thatmattguy21 @thatmattguy21 Does the iPhone have an inherent incapacity for accurate spelling? Didn't think so. PS love how Disney's 'A Whole New World' is listed as your favourite video haha O and what are 'flighting' lessons?!!

[Aviationnation10]

@thatmattguy21 ya right i believe they dont put pilots on the 747 unless youve been flying for decades

[ausinoz]

@thatmattguy21 Ha! Nice try Troll.

Perhaps next time you should do a little research into a company and its hiring and promotional structure before you start trying to pass yourself off as one of its employees.

Goose.

[NMWMN]

@thatmattguy21 ... your hot, marry me... i'll do everything!!!!

[virginbluedude]

@thatmattguy21 You can't be a First Officer at 25. And Qantas don't have pilots or cabin crew who operate single city pairs. Sorry mate, you ain't no Qantas pilot.

[ThePokemonMunchlax]

@thatmattguy21 You did reigonal flying when you were 14? Forget it.

[fressen]

NOT funny

[brett18uk]

Says on your profile you're 15. That's pretty young for a First Officer and your spelling doesn't say much for the quality of the Qantas recruits...

[NMWMN]

@brett18uk thank god Qantas doesn't rely on iphone technology to fly them birds!!!

[markymoz]

what a typical (no sense of humour) techie reply!

[HSDDTS]

Sensational!

[dimplechops88]

haha!! love that!

Lifejacket?? Bring ur own!!

[Flyermac]

Hellow heeaaveryoooonneeaannhhhhh!!!!

I love her enhanced accent.

[ak5504]

Oxygen...Supply through a gapping hole. LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[georger64]

nearest exit... might not be there when we break up over the Indian Ocean

LOL

[gerelepo]

This video should be mandatory viewing for flight crews around the world. We've all had this woman wait on us! I was on a Delta flight between the US and London last year and this redicky bitch was like "Uh Oh". She was totally calm but I was thinking "Great! They forgot to pack oxygen"! lol

[jenbro87]

Suddenly... every aircraft is different! LOL love it sick

[puffytos]

She says "subtley" not "suddenly" :)

[TPATA]

She says SUBTLEY!!!!

[virginbluedude]

did she do a british airways one?

if so id LOVE to see it!

[Furrydandy]

well i guess with Qantas its a a home run for Pam Ann

[ridgeydidger]

absolutely! do you have the virgin blue clip up?

[Furrydandy]

no ... im in europe so.. i only get what i can download on mininova .. but can you upload it ??

[ridgeydidger]

no sorry, i don't have pay TV! i just saw the wiki page and it says she has a new character called sarah from virgin blue who hands out salty nuts...sounds very funny! i'll have a look and see if i can find it though.

[Furrydandy]

yeah Sarah she already Online !!! check the clip with one world alliance and the terrorist :)  salty nuts ... salty nuts anyone ?

[ridgeydidger]

sorry, so she is! thanks.

[ridgeydidger]

Definitely one of her best! She knows her stuff! Thanks a lot! Isn't she spot on with Qantas?!

[Flyingwolf75]

Thanks for posting this ! Sensational comedy ; )

[TheChadness127]

OOOOOMIGARD!!!

I love this clip! :P

"Seat belt. Do I have one?"

:P Classic! Thanks heaps!