Canadian Ned

[Zigre756]

@psn360 that's why all of your important citizens come to the US for medical treatment, that healthcare gets you real far

[Mega16bit]

@Zigre756 lol true. but hey its free

[psn360]

Canada is way better then america because we canadiens have free healthcare unlike americans.

[FirstPistolSammy]

Good Ned, good on ya mate!

be a true American!

[WIImotionmasher]

im pretty sure it isn't legal to smoke weed in Canada, although medical marijuana is... and cops really do go after users they go after dealers.... anyway that jibberish conversation was awesome.

[NathanPathan]

@WIImotionmasher Its legal to smoke meth in canada too

[applexD360]

@NathanPathan meth is not legal in canada dumbass

[m3talmilitia15]

Omg, I just noticed:

0:15 Shat-did-diddly daddler-atner!

Refers to William Shatner. Epic.

[AreYouOffended]

ah yes sometimes the new episodes crack me up

[joanignasi91]

I wonder what the Ned from Flanders looks like.

[M0VI3GUY]

LOL it is legal here people... you can smoke it, you just can't drive or operate heavy machinery... also, you can be caught in position of it even without a prescription and not have to be thrown in jail unless you have 80 dollars on you in 5s and 10s and each gram packaged seperately. You can have up to 13 grams unseperated on your person but anymore and it is called "intent to sell", in other words, you can smoke it, have it, but are only unable to grow it or sell it. Answers to recession???

[juzu4me]

If Canada legalizes marijuana will USA legalize their favourite drug-Crack?

[jsilence418]

@juzu4me I thought they already did?

[seanmichael93]

hahaha fuck, if only it was really legal here

[musicplayer2009]

try and watch this without cracking a smile

[dontmesswithsqacky]

@slothgoonies u are right, im canadien and i sound like im american.

[musicplayer2009]

di di doodley

[360FTW666]

@musicplayer2009 doodly doddly diddly doddly

[musicplayer2009]

@360FTW666 maple aple doodly daddly diddlaratnor

[SvenssonAlex]

Diddly doodly daddler atner

[ramjet94]

Make it stop MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!

[AnimeGirl1723]

Ned: They warned me satan would be attractive! XD

[MegaPrincesslily]

Lol "they warned me Satan will be handsome" that made my day

[SmashLiXs]

@MegaPrincesslily he said attractive, but still funny anyway

[pmindian]

@MegaPrincesslily its actually "they warned me Satan would be attractive"..just sayin'

[lilD1999]

@MegaPrincesslily attractive not handsome 

[andrewkiwi100]

@MegaPrincesslily Uhh, it's "attractive"

[ofoudil]

@MegaPrincesslily ATTRACTIVE* !!!

[sykregen784]

"Well circle cut my bacon" is what I'm going to say every single time something surprises me

[AshCrafting]

Whats The Episode!??!

[TigerWoodsBITE]

Well circle cut my bacon lol

[Boumante]

what episode is this?

[stiqkey]

Canadian ned is soooo much cooler than anyone I know

[ShiftyShank]

Nudely Doodely - LOL

[GuitRHeroXpert]

LOL I watch this with transcribe audio.

[jeramahia123]

I don't know why they care.

It's less harmful than beer or cigarettes.

It makes people extremely relaxed and docile.

And the only harm it does is when it's made illegal.

[MrLolstfunoob]

@jeramahia123 its the fact that people do stupid stuff when they smoke it, like being drunk but more crazy

[timboslice001]

@MrLolstfunoob Not really man. Want to know what I do when I'm stoned? and this is going to sound shocking... I usually read a book or play piano. I know that may sound like unevolved behavior simply because there is marijuana involved, but it actually helps stimulate my interest in the arts. That being said try to get a drunk person to read ANYTHING.. Life is short spark up a joint some time and meditate. Trust me its a worth while experience.

[White69Gemini]

@timboslice001 not shocking to me i'll do the similar, very well said

[BeeRich33]

@jeramahia123 And your degrees are what? Stop your lecturing. 

[helgasking]

Is there another Vietnam going on :-)

[Flash88ism]

Thats what i'd call hell, not the joint part - but just those two talking.

[bigwingedkuriboh]

they warned me satan would be atractive

[juzu4me]

Just one question, why are americans so fucking fucking fat? Fat blubbery porkballs moving like sloths eating burgers and pails of ice cream. Disgusting

[Forteoverload]

@juzu4me Why do other countries feel the need to point that out?

[Kickasss119]

@juzu4me have you ever tried eating a pail of ice-cream? it's actually quite enjoyable. And don't even get me started on burgers! We've got burgers that could feed a small ethiopian community for about a week!

[HadynsTVdoc]

@juzu4me When I was visiting America last year, I went into "In and out" burger and saw some woman dipping her burger into her milkshake... I think that answers your question!

[Lucifer1332]

IT IS SO LEGAL HERE!!

[StevexOwnz]

they warned me satan will be attactive.

[mungUntilNoGood]

Noodley dodilly didilly dodilly, Shat-the didilly dodilly-Atner!

[BHuang92]

Two alternate Neds meet...cultural shock. O___O

[MJC321]

@AngelKay7 He actually says "say would you like to puff on a reeferino? it's LETHAL here" commenting on the superior potency of Canadian Marijuana, and before you trolls hate on that comment look up top marijuana strands in the world, its called northern lights, it won the past few years in a row.

[BurningSun226]

@MJC321 you're retarded he clearly says legal

[LaSchtroumpfettte]

canadian ned kinda sounds like rick mercer lol

[Jonez69]

Made by Italy!

[GSPatton89]

Ned of course wasn't aboot to didly puff on that.

[1337p0st3r]

@GSPatton89 Typical stereotype thinking Canadians say "aboot".

[heyoverhere999]

seriously... smoke a doobly-oobly here and the cops will most likely tell you to "quit causing people to make complaints and get the fuck out of the park" because that is exactly what my friends and i were told. pigs can swear at you and not get in trouble? you don't get bent over and nazi-penetrated here in canada. well, sometimes they make a fuss... but it's a slap on the wrist. 

[atomman45]

When will Americans learn the weed isn't legal here??

[dannman4209]

@atomman45 lol i know its not...

[EpicCraftTeam]

It looks like a Sims conversation

[motleyfire]

Well circle-cut my bacon!

[CallOfDutyAustralia]

anyone look at this and realise its artie pie in the sky?

[0pTic4lZagg3]

1. Select "Translate audio" in Captions-section

2. Press "OK"

3. LYFAFO

[berserker276]

Which season?!?! I must see this lol

[hendrickx88]

"They warned me Satan would be attractive." HAHAHAHAHA

[Jomster777]

So Ned is Canadian?

[Kimiomega]

"if ned flanders was real" freaked me out!

[KingWildCAN]

Shat-da-diddly-dattiler-atner

[SmackThatBunny]

Arguing about Canada is like the special Olympics even though you win you are still stupid

giggity.....

[juzu4me]

@SmackThatBunny Arguing about USA is like arguing who's fatter, the young american or the old american. They're all so filthy fat

[3210Mit]

Did this record in a mirror image?

[BigALittleARon]

At 0:14 did he sneak in "Shatner" among the jibberish? He is a Canadian actor.

[JNathanK2011]

I would have puffed on the reefereeno.

[justindanielp]

great post

[DaveiosWHU]

I love it when yanks fight on the internet. Put your keyboards down lmao.

[thereinaldoisback]

@DaveiosWHU YOU LOOKING FOR TROUBLE BRO ??

[xkhfanaticx]

@thereinaldoisback stop calling jadedtwin sonny, you dont even have kids, let alone not being able to even get women to have sex with.

[xkhfanaticx]

@thereinaldoisback Dude, stop saying your retired, because Its pretty obvious you arent. You think your banging my daughter? Im 14 you asshole. Again, your insults are hollow and worthless and if your trying to piss me off, its not working. I know your gonna reply to this and its just gonna be another stupid comment about how old you are and how people dont understand what youve been through, and that your fucking my relatives. Turn your caps off because they dont show control, they show idiocy

[thereinaldoisback]

@xkhfanaticx AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ??? YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME AND YET YOU KEEP SAYING SO MANY STUFF ABOUT ME KID, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ? YOU ARE A FUCKING TEENAGER WHO THINKS HE KNOWS IT ALL!! STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF UNDER THE BLANKETS KID.. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW IF I HAVE KIDS OR NOT ? JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO YOUNG OTHERWISE I WOULD LOOK FOR YOU TO MEET !! FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG...

[AngelKay7]

lol, it's actually not legal... it's just that most cops don't care.

[mikethies0]

@AngelKay7 Haha ya I wonder how many Americans come here thinking it is actually legal. I mean ya you won't get tossed in the slammer for 25 years like some states but you still going to get in trouble lol.

[justindanielp]

@mikethies0  probably none

[BenjaminBreeg942]

@AngelKay7 Wrong. Most Canadian cops are uptight about Marijuana, at least in Nova Scotia. It sucks

[AngelKay7]

@BenjaminBreeg942 :( Sucks to be Nova Scotian I guess... lol

[xdigitalfreedom]

@AngelKay7 actually it is, but ok. idk how u got top comment

[JeremyHill89]

@xdigitalfreedom Actually, its not. Why don't you cross the border into Canada, hit a bong in front of the border patrol, come back here, and tell me the results. Its only legal to possess and smoke weed with a doctors prescription, which usual means being ill with something most horrid, such as terminal illness, cancer, or horrible,painful and otherwise deforming neurological issues that affect your senses.

[AngelKay7]

@xdigitalfreedom Uh, no it's not. It's only legal for those who have a medical need for it. As for anyone else, it's illegal to buy or sell.

And I don't know how I got the top comment either, but okay...

[VivalaryMan]

@AngelKay7 haha some cops in glasgow will smoke it WITH you, unfortunately they usually arrest you afterwards, assholes :(

[AngelKay7]

@VivalaryMan lolz!

[WowOmgStudios]

@AngelKay7

California in a nutshell.

- I got $200 behind starbucks

[mightybob3000]

@AngelKay7 bologna

[mhnpc]

transcribe audio

it's legal here

[sliverbullet1]

Well, Its Aboot time i go to Canada.

[SirVolcy]

Doodily daddily. Oodily moddily daddility daddlery. Doodley datler atler. lmaooooo

[InterCityKings]

I like the attention to detail, they made sure they shook their left hands.

[musicforchewfaygs]

@InterCityKings it's mirrored. look at the signs.

[bierbuik]

@InterCityKings Hm, not really, the sequence is mirrored

[jarjarbanks22]

@InterCityKings lol is that actually standard in Canada? The video is backwards though, that's why it's their left hands.

[Lobeznov]

@InterCityKings Actually....the video is mirrored, and I'm left handed and I always shook my right hand :P

[xkhfanaticx]

@jadedtwin agreed! What a stupid faliure of a troll

[thereinaldoisback]

@xkhfanaticx AGAIN CALLING ME A TROLL, WELL THIS TROLL IS BANGING YOUR MOM WHILE TYPING YOU ASSHOLE... ALSO YOUR DAUGHTER

[xkhfanaticx]

@thereinaldoisback you were never a politician or you wouldnt be posting lies and shit on here. By the way, your insults suck balls, and you need to get back to your stupid life. You say that other guy is a troll, but you are, so just fuck off. Dont even try to make a comeback because there horrible and I dont get offended. Your just a little 13 year old boy. I hope other people are with me that this guy really needs to FUCK OFF!

[thereinaldoisback]

@xkhfanaticx OH WOW , WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE !!... IM RETIRED MY FRIEND, WHAT DO YOU WANT ? PICTURES OF ME ? VIDEOS ? .... YOU WANT TO MEET ? BE MY GUEST, COME TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS, LETS GRAB A BEER AND CHILL, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU NEED IT... AND YES HE IS A TROLL, IM JUST ACTING LIKE HIM

[sonickagebunshin]

@xkhfanaticx thank you i thought i was on my own fending of this faggot.even if he is an adult that just means he is getting owned by a 14year old :P

[thereinaldoisback]

@xkhfanaticx OH WOW, WHAT A DOUCHE !! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME ASSHOLE !!.... AND YES THE OTHER GUY IS A TROLL, HE WAS INSULTING MY COUNTRY IN ANOTHER VIDEO SO I JUST FOLLOWED HIM !! HOW OLD ARE YOU LITTLE BOY ?? IM RETIRED AND YOU PROBABLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM GOING THRU... SO PLEASE STFU

[kody1654]

hahahahahaha.....wait......wai­t.........wahhhhh

[TheRecessiveGenome]

0:15 , diddily daddily atner.. lmao

[thenintendofanboy64]

i thought the title said Canadian nerd

[chris324516]

stupid sexy flanders

[TheNdoki]

Wow, I clearly hear Canadian Ned say Shat-the-diddly-dattler-atner. Hah, William....

[cheesesteakphilly]

Reefa-rino

[irgifted]

Note that Ned and Canada Ned both shake hands with their left hands. Maybe he runs the Canadian Leftorium...

[TheNdoki]

@irgifted Note that the signs at the beginning are backwards. Maybe this is actually a mirror...

[irgifted]

@TheNdoki Ah yes. Good point and well-played.

[KevinKapten]

Well, you could say he's CaNEDian.. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IWillDrumForFood]

@KevinKapten Caruso would be proud.

[Revolver10]

Heh heh....maple-apely!

[pickledtochus]

Long Live Satan!

[homerguy]

hah they are at shoppers drug mart on portage ave.

[keyboardhero521]

I'm Canadian and I didn't even know that.

[theblackopslegend1]

wait , what? weed isn't legal in any province or territory of Canada.

[Wildmike95]

@theblackopslegend1 Not true

[RedTailedTuna]

@theblackopslegend1 it couldn't be any more closer to legal in Vancouver

[ambiguousrocket]

@RedTailedTuna Seattle too!

[RascalTheChao]

@theblackopslegend1 Who cares?

[globox123456789]

@theblackopslegend1

Oh, it is. They just didn't tell you ;)

[goodvibesallround]

@theblackopslegend1 But it is highly accepted. I live in Vancouver and I could smoke a joint on the street. If a cop saw me, he might give me a fine or just take it away from me. Where as in a place like Texas or Arizona they lock your up.

[Bouser]

@theblackopslegend1 It illegal just not enforced like the U.S.A

[jadedtwin]

@theblackopslegend1 British Columbia decriminalized it. Still illegal, but less so. I dunno about the others.

[fl260]

@theblackopslegend1 I know, another prejudice... Just like saying "Americans are stupid".

Oh, wait.

[jinx47555]

@fl260 atrocious segway

[spikeharusame]

my god there's two of them... GET TO THE SHELTA!

[LoganSweningson]

They both sound like Porky Pig.

[Dude523]

I miss my top comment on here, it said-

Satan isn't attractive, he's just...

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...hot.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[thereinaldoisback]

@Dude523 .......... MEANWHILE IN CANADA

[MrWerehog23]

I was about to scream...

[Faltzerbeast90]

I wish that Reeferino was legal in Canada...I'm hiding behind a tree now.

[50Dashes]

A good moment from past Season 9? Wow!

[SerraPontosSoc]

lol "they warned me satan would be attractive" 0:22

[writersblock91289]

@SerraPontosSoc best line ever

[SerraPontosSoc]

@writersblock91289 you know it lool

[13babybree]

Oodly

[FirelordRoku]

Weed isn't legal in Canada

[bubbah671]

@FirelordRoku i sure hope it is man, couse you know.......

ohh fuck!!!!

[cujo503]

weed isnt legal in canada

[thereinaldoisback]

CANADA FUCKING SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!

[TehComentar]

@thereinaldoisback Good for you, now watch as 1 milion gallons of hate is pumped up you're sorry ass.

[thereinaldoisback]

@TehComentar WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN YOU FUCKING IDIOT !!UR MOM IS A WHORE

[TehComentar]

@thereinaldoisback What I mean is that your comment is going to attract so much hate, and what did I do to make you think my mom is a hore?

[thereinaldoisback]

@TehComentar IM SORRY I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE !! ONCE AGAIN I APOLOGIZE FOR THE MOM COMMENT... SHE IS NOT... IM AN ASSHOLE FOR SAYING THAT... THANK YOU

[sonickagebunshin]

@thereinaldoisback wow you a nice person :P

if your trolling then your not very good at it since your mum insults are so dry-_-''

[thereinaldoisback]

@sonickagebunshin IM NOT TROLLING BRO, TRY GETTING HIGH ONE DAY, YOU WILL UNDERSTANAD THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE BRO

[sonickagebunshin]

@thereinaldoisback lol your not funny at all fucking retard :P

also you need to sort out you cap lock key unless you spent all your money on weed then i understand :)

[thereinaldoisback]

@sonickagebunshin WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I WILL DO CAPS IF I WANT TO ASSHOLE !!! ALSO ITS TO SHOW AUTHORITY BITCH !!! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

[sonickagebunshin]

@thereinaldoisback oh look now your just swear at me as if its working what a noob :P

fix the cap lock key retard.

[thereinaldoisback]

@sonickagebunshin THATS BECAUSE I DEMAND SOME RESPECT LITTLE BOY, I USED TO BE A POLITICIAN, I STILL GO TO IMPORTANT MEETINGS, I MEAN COME ON KID !!

[sonickagebunshin]

@thereinaldoisback not everyone gets what they want.You should know that since you used to be a politician other than that i never asked what you do old fag :P

[thereinaldoisback]

@sonickagebunshin WOW IS THIS WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME ? YOU BASH OLD PEOPLE ??? WHAT A LIFE U GOT KID ! FUCKING IDIOT