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  • haha 1:05 ... once I scored a goal like this but I said that it was with my belly but it was with that part haha... it hurted

  • 1:00 ronaldo have no penis?

  • LOL ... C.Ronaldo successfully score with his own "TOOL" which most people rare using it in 1:10 ...

  • 0:05 GAY XP

  • hahah ,dobre

    

  • BONER

  • 2:49 ajajajajjjaja

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  • 3:02 hey guys i m gay

  • 0:40 FAiiiL :DD

  • @crazysergen64

    thumbs up who thinks he is gay

  • 2:50 hahahaha he look at he's dick like wtf mines is not like that lOl

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  • Jajajajajajajajajajaja 0:35 No mames

  • The best moment 00:30 hahahahahahahahahahaha He is very funny. Maybe it is not nice but fucking funny :D Cristiano has a big distanse to himself :D

  • 2:11 haha i laugh every time if i see that :) but ronaldo is one of the best footballer :)

  • 2:53 ''I wish I had one''

  • I had to laugh very hard at the picture at 3:03 :D

  • how are things of him doing tricks funny?

  • funny :D

  • 2:48 :D

  • hahahahahaha.............00:03­- 00:07........

  • pedies mutter

  • HAHAHA great video and very funny !!

    BUT 1:47 is skills.... but great job ;) :D

  • 1:47 jakegaikwad has right it is a skill

  • 0:46 he failed with style

  • Esse cara é muito fdp

  • 2:47 :D

  • NIceeeeee VIdeooooo,,,,,,,,,,,

  • 2:08 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    BTW . Ronaldo Is The BESTE ....

  • Ronaldo Best Player!

  • yah man!

  • 1:47 is a skill

  • 1:00 ronaldos iron pennis :)?

  • @AkuSariTV correction. Iron vag

  • @AkuSariTV Diamond penis :P

  • this is schid

  • AHAHA OMG !

  • 2:47 =))

    

  • 1:57 that was trick, i do it everyday 

  • 0:04 thats funny! XD

  • ROFLLL i cant believe he wiped his boogers on the guys hair!!!!!!! AHAHAHHA

  • 0:04 c ronaldo " OMG BIG DICK MY DICK IS SMALL xD" lol ronaldo is gay

  • 1:01 Ronaldo have balls of Steel !

  • WTF man 0:40 haha lol

  • 2:21 I Like it !

  • jajajajajaj

    

  • i hate his player :@

  • @1:51 its a skill not a mistake O.o

  • lol 2:50

  • lol he wipped hes ssnorrt on that guys hair!

  • 1:09 Did he Scored A goal from his Dick ? O.O

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  • muscle dick @1:04 

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  • hahaha 2:26

  • 3:06 xD

  • 0:13 o my I couldn't stop laughing

  • LMFAOO 2:48 

  • 0:31 very funny:))

  • This should be then you idiot 1:52

  • 1:10 co stanał

  • yo voy a hacer uno de messi que messi tiene mejores cosas para reirse

  • Half of this video is fake

  • /watch?v=dUVjPaQDyG4

    10x FUNNIER :D

  • jajajaja el q iso este video es barca

  • 1:04 THE DICK TRICK!

  • jaja, CRISTIANO RONALDO THE BEST!!!

  • I dont like him, but this video is funny

  • wtf at 0:38

  • JAAJAJJAJA 

  • Idk y ppl would put that fake bonner shit

  • i lovee ronaldo he is sooo funny!!

  • lmfao idk ppl would dislike this...hahaha it made me laugh atleast 6 times

  • 02:21 hehhauahas

  • fuck you all! ronaldo the best

  • 1:10 dick goal !!!

  • @ukisoldier96

    hehe

  • 1:03 counts as a header

  • the funniest was 2:47 hes just realised his gay....and he has a small cock. lol

  • @69Punde

    u are gay and i will kill u

  • Name of the song?

  • @andres3fcb name of the song is Madagascar vs. KK Project - I like to move it :)

  • Ronaldo is one of the few pro players that can say: "I did score a goal with my dick in my career." 1:00

    =P

  • 02:33 - 02:45 just like playing FIFA ^^

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  • everywone is wrong . . . but cristano ronaldo is star <3 <3

  • @ravan013wollaaah Hahahaahahah No u forced it....

  • i like cristiano but is was not nice that he was putting his boogy in nuno gomes hair !

  • 3:02 thats a fck nice pica

  • aaaahhahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhha­hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Holy shit...I swear i could not stop laughing at 2:05 hahahahahaha!

  • CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE BEST PLAYER OF WORLD!

  • @ITINONARSOU yup it clearly shows in this video...and if ur too dumb to realize yes i am being sarcastic

  • @ITINONARSOU Yes of course, He clearly shows that in the video .

  • @ITINONARSOU ehmm.....noooo. ok the best player maybe, but MESSI is GOD!!! i said all

  • @ITINONARSOU you forget the soccer,he can play soccer i think,ore was that baseball,nerver mind

  • @ITINONARSOU hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

  • at 0:07 that happens to all of us haha and u just gotta ajust the nuts/dick

  • 1:09 swing cock shot.

  • 0:30 is ftw look it carefull

  • I LIKE TA MOVE IT MOVE IT!!!

  • 0:14 stolen from ibrahimovic..

  • mmmmm 0:05 hahaha 

  • 2:05 is clean play

  • more like gaynaldo

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  • he get more girls in a week than you in 3 lives

  • hahaha . too much arrogance . he will never be as good as messi

  • 4-6 Lmfao.!

  • 0:05 wanna suck a dick!

  • this is an arrogant player .... nooooo xD

  • todo mundo tem uma falha

  • 0:6 nicee clothes

  • 1:00 Ronaldo using the header........ And its a SCORE!!!!!..

  • @bomb390 nuno gomes one of the best portuguese players

  • роналдо лох

  • i love 1:01

    

  • Awful song

  • 0:04

    JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJ­AJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJA!!!!

  • 0.30 hahahaahahaha

    

  • HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNY XD

  • 0:30 typical ronaldo...

  • 2:22 THAT HAPPENS IN MY FIFA 11 GAME! Oh waait nvm..

  • 1:13 he used his dick to score what a guy

  • Its either fucking messi or christiano ronoldo, just fucking shut up, they are both really good, why make one better?

  • @LostFaceify

    because its normal to do that, we always want one best player, one bes team

    to say Messi is the best doesnt mean Cristoiano is bad

  • what do you do ?

    are you crazy

  • lmfao 2:49-2:53 killed me "he's like holllly shit this dude loves training so much his dick is even standing" :D

  • c ronaldo likes to move it

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  • lol 2:50 was Legend-wait for it- dary xD HAHAHAHA

  • самовлюбленный идиот

  • haaha homo

  • 1:04 he can even score with his dick xD

  • 0:38 was brilliant!!

  • 1:09 he FUCKED the ball into the goal

  • Press 9 Lol!

  • i think i got the sequence its fail fail win :D :P

  • I just think, that he is cute! :-)

  • all mistakes of CR7 at his career so far....

  • he was very surprised and could not believe it

  • she is like fucked wooman 

  • hey man he likes to have fun...doesn't everyone??

  • The reason for Ronaldo to leave Manchester United. ( 0:06) ::D:D:D:D

  • very funny player , but very professional . it's just one in the world and he is Cristiano Ronaldo !

  • 0:36 ROFL

  • 0:37 hahah nice one ;D

  • at he 2:48 he was thinking damn that mother fucker have a bigger one :P

  • :D:D:D:D:D epic fail:D:D:D:d

  • @Rayan013wollaaah *has not have

  • @stylomeilo1357

    thanks for spelling it out for me :D

  • @stylomeilo1357 haha yeah tell 'em, he doesnt deserve thumbs up for that bad grammar

  • lol

  • xD  xD

  • 2:48 : ronaldo think : why he has the thing and i not ?? xDD

  • @ASA2020109 bad joke asshole... he might be wondering why messi dosnt have that...

  • I like 2:48 so funny!!!!

  • @Ahmadalif98 i think becaese he has a small D :P

  • @Rayan013wollaaah Wich u have one, even if it was small x)

    Go Ronaldo !

  • @BDFS10 i sure do thats why your mom likes me :D

  • @Rayan013wollaaah Yeaah, thats it, i dont think she likes lil' kids .. :P

  • i like at 0:28

  • wow ronaldo is d best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hes the best, he can score goal with his wee wee

  • hes like "let me just wipe my nose aaaaand smudge it on your head..." haha lol. & the part when hes sees his teammate when theyre doing crunches, PRICELESS ;)

  • Holy Crap I just noticed Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez scored that exact same goal Cristiano did and everyone said it was a handball. Clearly, not! I thought Chicha was the first to score that way. 1:04 . If I remember correctly it was Mexico vs. Honduras.

  • haha 0:28 xD

  • 0:45 ahahha

  • *sigh* I used to treat him like a god when I was younger, only to find out that this guy is a complete faggot at everything!! Truly disapointed.

  • @Cudira187 haha what ? come again...

  • Btw whos Messi ?

  • @NTexSyX , the best player of all time .

  • Best moment at 0:38 ahahaha omg