hes like "let me just wipe my nose aaaaand smudge it on your head..." haha lol. & the part when hes sees his teammate when theyre doing crunches, PRICELESS ;)
Holy Crap I just noticed Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez scored that exact same goal Cristiano did and everyone said it was a handball. Clearly, not! I thought Chicha was the first to score that way. 1:04 . If I remember correctly it was Mexico vs. Honduras.
haha 1:05 ... once I scored a goal like this but I said that it was with my belly but it was with that part haha... it hurted
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1:00 ronaldo have no penis?
123wazabi 1 week ago
LOL ... C.Ronaldo successfully score with his own "TOOL" which most people rare using it in 1:10 ...
KenKira69 1 week ago
0:05 GAY XP
ps3parks 2 weeks ago
hahah ,dobre
MrAdek1107 3 weeks ago
BONER
cyrusp1999 1 month ago
2:49 ajajajajjjaja
TheBrayanMaster 1 month ago 2
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eellies 1 month ago
3:02 hey guys i m gay
MrCliper222 1 month ago
0:40 FAiiiL :DD
crazysergen64 1 month ago 2
@crazysergen64
thumbs up who thinks he is gay
orlando64671 2 weeks ago 2
2:50 hahahaha he look at he's dick like wtf mines is not like that lOl
yosmelr6 1 month ago 4
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yosmelr6 1 month ago
Jajajajajajajajajajaja 0:35 No mames
CopaRinconCitty 1 month ago
The best moment 00:30 hahahahahahahahahahaha He is very funny. Maybe it is not nice but fucking funny :D Cristiano has a big distanse to himself :D
PaniJacksonowa15 1 month ago
2:11 haha i laugh every time if i see that :) but ronaldo is one of the best footballer :)
MrChelseaStar 1 month ago
2:53 ''I wish I had one''
AglantziotisJunior 1 month ago
I had to laugh very hard at the picture at 3:03 :D
Cybraxas 1 month ago
how are things of him doing tricks funny?
WhosAyden 1 month ago
funny :D
kaniaworld 1 month ago
2:48 :D
055BOR 2 months ago
hahahahahaha.............00:03- 00:07........
anestis45 2 months ago
pedies mutter
normalammon 2 months ago
HAHAHA great video and very funny !!
BUT 1:47 is skills.... but great job ;) :D
ZanyarSaid96 2 months ago
1:47 jakegaikwad has right it is a skill
MrRonaldo007ism 2 months ago
0:46 he failed with style
musket40 2 months ago
Esse cara é muito fdp
guilhermefera1 2 months ago
2:47 :D
merkithuseyin 2 months ago
NIceeeeee VIdeooooo,,,,,,,,,,,
Galatasaray1905ua10 2 months ago
2:08 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BTW . Ronaldo Is The BESTE ....
SuperYouGames 2 months ago 2
Ronaldo Best Player!
RodgerChannel 2 months ago
yah man!
Goldtranslations 2 months ago
1:47 is a skill
jakegaikwad 3 months ago 49
1:00 ronaldos iron pennis :)?
AkuSariTV 3 months ago 19
@AkuSariTV correction. Iron vag
PiimpPlayerss 1 month ago
@AkuSariTV Diamond penis :P
TheStothaK 2 weeks ago
this is schid
Sadiene23 3 months ago
AHAHA OMG !
keahman700 3 months ago
2:47 =))
ahmedc41 3 months ago
1:57 that was trick, i do it everyday
AusHardys 3 months ago
0:04 thats funny! XD
ehlljoechul 3 months ago
ROFLLL i cant believe he wiped his boogers on the guys hair!!!!!!! AHAHAHHA
ttKTizzle 3 months ago
0:04 c ronaldo " OMG BIG DICK MY DICK IS SMALL xD" lol ronaldo is gay
kennyom62 3 months ago
1:01 Ronaldo have balls of Steel !
grauwolf55 3 months ago
WTF man 0:40 haha lol
MsBeranimati 3 months ago
2:21 I Like it !
07Xeg 3 months ago
jajajajajaj
pichucarbonero1 3 months ago
i hate his player :@
sheerkhan8 3 months ago
@1:51 its a skill not a mistake O.o
The619ajju 3 months ago
lol 2:50
kayanurmum97 3 months ago
lol he wipped hes ssnorrt on that guys hair!
kayanurmum97 3 months ago
1:09 Did he Scored A goal from his Dick ? O.O
punkscaught 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
What he did at 1:53 was what he ment to do -_-
gogeta11fan 3 months ago
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gogeta11fan 3 months ago
muscle dick @1:04
MrBanana989 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
look at 2:08 so funny
sebasxxmessi 3 months ago
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sebasxxmessi 3 months ago
hahaha 2:26
kleanthisky 3 months ago
3:06 xD
lacafaca70 3 months ago
0:13 o my I couldn't stop laughing
GigglesBoingo 3 months ago
LMFAOO 2:48
skillian786 3 months ago
0:31 very funny:))
tutoriale239 3 months ago
This should be then you idiot 1:52
CapQin42 3 months ago
1:10 co stanał
McPrusik 4 months ago
yo voy a hacer uno de messi que messi tiene mejores cosas para reirse
Beatc4milo 4 months ago
Half of this video is fake
MrVovinkoSVK 4 months ago
/watch?v=dUVjPaQDyG4
10x FUNNIER :D
mustafal0 4 months ago
jajajaja el q iso este video es barca
MadStyleDancers 4 months ago
1:04 THE DICK TRICK!
japzeeman 4 months ago
jaja, CRISTIANO RONALDO THE BEST!!!
Julian101925 4 months ago
I dont like him, but this video is funny
Mirabo789 4 months ago
wtf at 0:38
unscrup123 4 months ago
JAAJAJJAJA
TorresDesignS 4 months ago
Idk y ppl would put that fake bonner shit
ssamirr1 4 months ago
i lovee ronaldo he is sooo funny!!
sunnymusiic 4 months ago
lmfao idk ppl would dislike this...hahaha it made me laugh atleast 6 times
CroneausRojas 4 months ago
02:21 hehhauahas
xDziadeKx 4 months ago
fuck you all! ronaldo the best
xDziadeKx 4 months ago
1:10 dick goal !!!
ukisoldier96 4 months ago
@ukisoldier96
hehe
xDziadeKx 4 months ago
1:03 counts as a header
Extreme11Boss 4 months ago
the funniest was 2:47 hes just realised his gay....and he has a small cock. lol
69Punde 4 months ago
@69Punde
u are gay and i will kill u
xDziadeKx 4 months ago
Name of the song?
andres3fcb 5 months ago
@andres3fcb name of the song is Madagascar vs. KK Project - I like to move it :)
jogALINbonito 4 months ago 4
Ronaldo is one of the few pro players that can say: "I did score a goal with my dick in my career." 1:00
=P
SighingDutchman 5 months ago
02:33 - 02:45 just like playing FIFA ^^
MusicChannelBerlin 5 months ago
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MusicChannelBerlin 5 months ago
everywone is wrong . . . but cristano ronaldo is star <3 <3
lirimarifi 5 months ago
@ravan013wollaaah Hahahaahahah No u forced it....
Mw2ProMassKiller21 5 months ago
i like cristiano but is was not nice that he was putting his boogy in nuno gomes hair !
DerLokkenkopf 5 months ago
3:02 thats a fck nice pica
leosmit001 5 months ago
aaaahhahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Clockman92 5 months ago
Holy shit...I swear i could not stop laughing at 2:05 hahahahahaha!
mrpapawalrus 5 months ago
CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE BEST PLAYER OF WORLD!
ITINONARSOU 5 months ago 42
@ITINONARSOU yup it clearly shows in this video...and if ur too dumb to realize yes i am being sarcastic
Rmon128 3 months ago
@ITINONARSOU Yes of course, He clearly shows that in the video .
PrinceKarim10 3 months ago
@ITINONARSOU ehmm.....noooo. ok the best player maybe, but MESSI is GOD!!! i said all
TheSnake87 3 months ago
@ITINONARSOU you forget the soccer,he can play soccer i think,ore was that baseball,nerver mind
X0T3 3 months ago
@ITINONARSOU hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Rick420Jam3s 3 months ago
at 0:07 that happens to all of us haha and u just gotta ajust the nuts/dick
hyattbailey17 5 months ago
1:09 swing cock shot.
MyZacKK 5 months ago 3
0:30 is ftw look it carefull
mathaios13pao 5 months ago
I LIKE TA MOVE IT MOVE IT!!!
cheddachayze 5 months ago
0:14 stolen from ibrahimovic..
Meti1914 5 months ago
mmmmm 0:05 hahaha
bibianaz100 5 months ago
2:05 is clean play
Ribeyeangus 5 months ago
more like gaynaldo
w0wage 5 months ago
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flygonex10 6 months ago
he get more girls in a week than you in 3 lives
azad123kaya 6 months ago 55
hahaha . too much arrogance . he will never be as good as messi
ceplosz 6 months ago
4-6 Lmfao.!
MrGr8soccerplayer 6 months ago
0:05 wanna suck a dick!
nazzrul15 6 months ago
this is an arrogant player .... nooooo xD
SuchtiiLewkey 6 months ago
todo mundo tem uma falha
Alexababa1991 6 months ago
0:6 nicee clothes
MultiGrzenio 6 months ago
1:00 Ronaldo using the header........ And its a SCORE!!!!!..
Eggyz55 6 months ago
@bomb390 nuno gomes one of the best portuguese players
MIGUELFREITAS66666 6 months ago
роналдо лох
manchebaster 6 months ago
i love 1:01
Rmaronaldo7 6 months ago
Awful song
MrFagrell 6 months ago
0:04
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!
ozil230397 6 months ago
0.30 hahahaahahaha
hajtowy14 6 months ago
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNY XD
TheY4ssino 6 months ago
0:30 typical ronaldo...
NzO148 6 months ago
2:22 THAT HAPPENS IN MY FIFA 11 GAME! Oh waait nvm..
pdorit01234 6 months ago
1:13 he used his dick to score what a guy
Jonovichable 6 months ago
Its either fucking messi or christiano ronoldo, just fucking shut up, they are both really good, why make one better?
LostFaceify 6 months ago
@LostFaceify
because its normal to do that, we always want one best player, one bes team
to say Messi is the best doesnt mean Cristoiano is bad
al7abab 6 months ago
what do you do ?
are you crazy
a3shgk99 6 months ago
lmfao 2:49-2:53 killed me "he's like holllly shit this dude loves training so much his dick is even standing" :D
mafiadondogg 6 months ago
c ronaldo likes to move it
nikefootballhd 6 months ago
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nikefootballhd 6 months ago
lol 2:50 was Legend-wait for it- dary xD HAHAHAHA
romaithy24 6 months ago
самовлюбленный идиот
janik1778 6 months ago
haaha homo
turkmurda 6 months ago
1:04 he can even score with his dick xD
BrunoTimoteo 6 months ago
0:38 was brilliant!!
sonofgod031 6 months ago
1:09 he FUCKED the ball into the goal
jango3331 6 months ago
Press 9 Lol!
vCaLiKiD3 7 months ago
i think i got the sequence its fail fail win :D :P
gamerstrange 7 months ago
I just think, that he is cute! :-)
onjjeu 7 months ago 3
all mistakes of CR7 at his career so far....
littledevilschild 7 months ago
he was very surprised and could not believe it
pugaization 7 months ago
she is like fucked wooman
sergi9393 7 months ago
hey man he likes to have fun...doesn't everyone??
hddfj 7 months ago
The reason for Ronaldo to leave Manchester United. ( 0:06) ::D:D:D:D
eryaka 7 months ago
very funny player , but very professional . it's just one in the world and he is Cristiano Ronaldo !
TheDaviiid15 7 months ago 2
0:36 ROFL
rsjuulrs 7 months ago 3
0:37 hahah nice one ;D
BeeTraX4231 7 months ago 2
at he 2:48 he was thinking damn that mother fucker have a bigger one :P
Rayan013wollaaah 7 months ago 27
:D:D:D:D:D epic fail:D:D:D:d
kristerspokemons 6 months ago
@Rayan013wollaaah *has not have
stylomeilo1357 6 months ago 2
@stylomeilo1357
thanks for spelling it out for me :D
Rayan013wollaaah 6 months ago
@stylomeilo1357 haha yeah tell 'em, he doesnt deserve thumbs up for that bad grammar
Mabojasim 6 months ago
lol
danieltorres10 7 months ago
xD xD
MrDannQ975 7 months ago
2:48 : ronaldo think : why he has the thing and i not ?? xDD
ASA2020109 7 months ago
@ASA2020109 bad joke asshole... he might be wondering why messi dosnt have that...
Mrfreestyle17 7 months ago
I like 2:48 so funny!!!!
Ahmadalif98 7 months ago
@Ahmadalif98 i think becaese he has a small D :P
Rayan013wollaaah 7 months ago
@Rayan013wollaaah Wich u have one, even if it was small x)
Go Ronaldo !
BDFS10 7 months ago 2
@BDFS10 i sure do thats why your mom likes me :D
Rayan013wollaaah 7 months ago
@Rayan013wollaaah Yeaah, thats it, i dont think she likes lil' kids .. :P
BDFS10 7 months ago
i like at 0:28
aliconel 7 months ago
wow ronaldo is d best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rutujayerwadekar5 7 months ago
hes the best, he can score goal with his wee wee
TheSonhag 7 months ago
hes like "let me just wipe my nose aaaaand smudge it on your head..." haha lol. & the part when hes sees his teammate when theyre doing crunches, PRICELESS ;)
JWsoccer14cr7 7 months ago
Holy Crap I just noticed Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez scored that exact same goal Cristiano did and everyone said it was a handball. Clearly, not! I thought Chicha was the first to score that way. 1:04 . If I remember correctly it was Mexico vs. Honduras.
selena612 7 months ago
haha 0:28 xD
maximumvedios 8 months ago
0:45 ahahha
XiCol4d2 8 months ago
*sigh* I used to treat him like a god when I was younger, only to find out that this guy is a complete faggot at everything!! Truly disapointed.
Cudira187 8 months ago
@Cudira187 haha what ? come again...
Jonkata89 8 months ago
Btw whos Messi ?
NTexSyX 8 months ago
@NTexSyX , the best player of all time .
Lions4322 8 months ago
Best moment at 0:38 ahahaha omg
MrCarlostop3 8 months ago