Sorry to break the stereotype but I own 10 pairs of English handmade business shoes - Loake's, Church's and Herrings. I do take care of them and I do expect them to last 25 years though.
@sydandtaytum 10 business shoes, as in not including casual shoes, running shoes, winter boots etc. also I forgot to mention Robinson's is another great English handmade business shoe
@rentorant yea, she seems extra american when surrounded by parisians. like, in america, she doesn't come off as a dumb blonde, but somehow she does in paris.
I never thought a day would came when I would be so engrossed by a conversation about SHOES. Nevertheless, here we are.
Craig's right, by the way. I own exactly one pair of shoes, and they're probably five or six years old, they're battered, all but shredded to pieces and they probably smell too, but I wear them day in, day out, all year long. They fit my feet like a glove and I dread the day they I must throw them away and get a new, strange pair. It's like a marriage, really.
@Saisinkolimonadin that is insane to me. how can you have one pair of shoes...so you wear them to work, but also to play soccer in...and also to go on a date? unless u r living in poverty in a third world country, i find this kind of...bad?
@sydandtaytum Well no, not really, I suppose I should've said that I have exactly one pair of casual shoes. Of course I have a pair of sneakers for sporting and fancy pants black shoes to go with a suit or something, but other than those yeah, it's pretty much my lovely pair of brown shoe thingies. After years of usage they've molded into such a comfortable state that 90% of the time they're my best bet, unless the situation absolutely demands wellington boots or something.
@Saisinkolimonadin lol i admire the minimalism, actually. it's only the thought of everyday shoes that are several years old and your only pair...i just can't imagine they could look or smell too nice.
I am SOOOO insulted by the female stereotypes. the only reason the majority of women obsess over shoes (while men don't) is because women are expected to have 1000 different very complex outfit combos in their wardrobes and they're expected to match to it perfectly, hence the need for shoes for each pair. I'm a woman and I really don't care much about shoes honestly. doesn't make me less of a woman
To me all those shoes looked the same (in general) but Craig's right about the shoe thing. Even if it fits, it isn't my shoe until it's got scuff marks and dirt on it.
@brom00 - So does Letterman, so do "I" hehe, but I'm a Pin-Up artist as well but Christian said EXACTLY why I do, "Its not just the foot, you look at the legs, you look at the figure, or the foot is just like - an ear, and the posture", AND the "Walk" :p Doesnt mean women have to wear them all the time, but its very attractive, but heck, it must suck to walk more than an hour in them :/. One thing I hate in LA though, women "Judging" men when you see their eyes look down at your shoes :/.
When Craig says that at the end of the sketch, and Kristen gives that look like "You don't think I'm still attractive?" I so want to here that Kristen has been "late" for several weeks.
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zhijn 4 months ago
Do you know where I can watch Arthur's show (with Craig in it) with English subtitles ? Thanks !
ilenuk 5 months ago
Woof, Kristen Bell in a short little skirt...
SithLordRagnos 5 months ago
This must be the best Aquaman skit he's ever done ! I laughed a lot from the beggining to the end !
Svm777 5 months ago
that guy has a huge foot fetish and is trying VERY hard to hide it.
claimmedead 6 months ago 2
OMG she's gorgeous....
r4f3 6 months ago 2
I love Craig, but ultimately the majority of this vid is about shoes.
aaron9099 6 months ago
damn, i so envy her that visit :)
zwierzaczek 6 months ago
Craig I hope you were to get the ring shop. Damn it must be uncomfortable in your nose.
cheddyrod 6 months ago
Damn Kristen was looking gorgeaus there... Can't believe a lame ass like that Dax is with this girl...
dalesalsa 6 months ago 4
One dislike? When did Lady Gaga start watching Craig??
funnylozr 6 months ago 11
I'm gonna miss L'Homme d'Auqa...
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beyourselfth 6 months ago 9
@beyourselfth LOL... spammy, but cute. x3
OcularPolitics 6 months ago
@OcularPolitics haha, i felt it was only appropriate for mr. ferguson
beyourselfth 6 months ago
"le joke bitches"
arsenalskate123 6 months ago 7
waits whose kristen?
julybutterfly1986 6 months ago 2
Sorry to break the stereotype but I own 10 pairs of English handmade business shoes - Loake's, Church's and Herrings. I do take care of them and I do expect them to last 25 years though.
JerryKitich 6 months ago
@JerryKitich 10 pairs is nothing. i'm sure the average american woman owns more than 10 pairs. i know i do.
sydandtaytum 6 months ago
@sydandtaytum 10 business shoes, as in not including casual shoes, running shoes, winter boots etc. also I forgot to mention Robinson's is another great English handmade business shoe
JerryKitich 6 months ago
That Kristen seems to be like a go anywhere, do anything kind of girl and we like that don't we. :)
JerryKitich 6 months ago 2
Before Paris I was ok with Kristen Bell but in this episodes I CAN´T STAND HER TALKING.
rentorant 6 months ago
@rentorant I see what you mean. Maybe we're missing that good old Kristen and Geoff's bickering?
mferrusca 6 months ago
@rentorant yea, she seems extra american when surrounded by parisians. like, in america, she doesn't come off as a dumb blonde, but somehow she does in paris.
sydandtaytum 6 months ago
I never thought a day would came when I would be so engrossed by a conversation about SHOES. Nevertheless, here we are.
Craig's right, by the way. I own exactly one pair of shoes, and they're probably five or six years old, they're battered, all but shredded to pieces and they probably smell too, but I wear them day in, day out, all year long. They fit my feet like a glove and I dread the day they I must throw them away and get a new, strange pair. It's like a marriage, really.
Saisinkolimonadin 6 months ago 2
@Saisinkolimonadin that is insane to me. how can you have one pair of shoes...so you wear them to work, but also to play soccer in...and also to go on a date? unless u r living in poverty in a third world country, i find this kind of...bad?
sydandtaytum 6 months ago
@sydandtaytum Well no, not really, I suppose I should've said that I have exactly one pair of casual shoes. Of course I have a pair of sneakers for sporting and fancy pants black shoes to go with a suit or something, but other than those yeah, it's pretty much my lovely pair of brown shoe thingies. After years of usage they've molded into such a comfortable state that 90% of the time they're my best bet, unless the situation absolutely demands wellington boots or something.
Saisinkolimonadin 6 months ago
@Saisinkolimonadin lol i admire the minimalism, actually. it's only the thought of everyday shoes that are several years old and your only pair...i just can't imagine they could look or smell too nice.
sydandtaytum 6 months ago
Michael Caine should have offered his umbrella to the girls..
epxy 6 months ago
@epxy What and get his whisky watered down by the rain? No way mon amie.
JerryKitich 6 months ago
I am SOOOO insulted by the female stereotypes. the only reason the majority of women obsess over shoes (while men don't) is because women are expected to have 1000 different very complex outfit combos in their wardrobes and they're expected to match to it perfectly, hence the need for shoes for each pair. I'm a woman and I really don't care much about shoes honestly. doesn't make me less of a woman
allisonforfornsed 6 months ago 16
To me all those shoes looked the same (in general) but Craig's right about the shoe thing. Even if it fits, it isn't my shoe until it's got scuff marks and dirt on it.
Skinscorcher999 6 months ago
Women love shoes because it's better for them to be shopping or in the kitchen than to be in government or making the money to pay for the shoes.
soundlessw 6 months ago
I like Craig's theory on shoes hahahahah xD
OcularPolitics 6 months ago 3
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Best line of the week!!!
Kristen: "Once they are broken in, you are much less attracted to them."
Craig: "That's true of many things."
Brilliant! :D
phayxu 6 months ago 3
why do they call it skinny dipping when fat people do it too? LOL
AngusSgXD 6 months ago 2
damn expensive shoes
CeCeDraiman 6 months ago
le joke bitches
stupidguyaabbcc 6 months ago 4
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philrocks08 6 months ago
@philrocks08 fuck you and be grateful
PilotOfTheCaribean 6 months ago 5
@philrocks08 douche.
theshadyshadow23 6 months ago
@philrocks08 please be quicker in fucking yourself.
OcularPolitics 6 months ago
@OcularPolitics thats just embarrassing
philrocks08 6 months ago
man they have such great discussions in Paris. I love it
SuperHiddenaccount 6 months ago
"Le joke, bitches." XD
pizsamavonflanel 6 months ago
my dad still has and occasionally wears a pair of shoes he's had since the late 80s. i'm SERIOUS.
also, this is now favorite segment of the week. Christian Louboutin flagship IN paris... *drools*
freshPrincess626 6 months ago
OMG! that Lady Gaga joke was EPIC!.... CBS cares.
tatianaali93 6 months ago
Shoes! Yes!
TheSexyK9 6 months ago
shoes are for women what gagets are for men
andrayathevampire 6 months ago
I find it interesting that they're talking shoes since Craig is always complementing her shoes xD God I'll miss the pair after France week is over :(
MissBananaHappy 6 months ago
@MissBananaHappy He complements a lot of actresses on their shoes. No doubt he's got a bit of a fetish for them.
brom00 6 months ago 2
@brom00 actually, i feel like he just knows to compliment women,
sydandtaytum 6 months ago
@brom00 - So does Letterman, so do "I" hehe, but I'm a Pin-Up artist as well but Christian said EXACTLY why I do, "Its not just the foot, you look at the legs, you look at the figure, or the foot is just like - an ear, and the posture", AND the "Walk" :p Doesnt mean women have to wear them all the time, but its very attractive, but heck, it must suck to walk more than an hour in them :/. One thing I hate in LA though, women "Judging" men when you see their eyes look down at your shoes :/.
mvunit3 6 months ago
I've never listened to such an intellectual conversation about shoes before.
whereeveritgoes 6 months ago 7
Im gonna miss Le Homme de Aqua
The funny thing is that I usually hate the aqua man thing, but add in french, and its great
pikkdogs 6 months ago 6
I bet you, secretly, Craig was in HEAVEN!(Gay man voice, Craig does)
PowShredder801 6 months ago 3
@PowShredder801 Not for the reason you might have been insinuating.
foiek 6 months ago
@foiek Lol. True, true. Who wouldn't?
PowShredder801 6 months ago
omg shoe discussion made me fall asleep.
benphua 6 months ago
I don"t skinny dip, I chunky dunk!
rockysweet 6 months ago
When Craig says that at the end of the sketch, and Kristen gives that look like "You don't think I'm still attractive?" I so want to here that Kristen has been "late" for several weeks.
TheMotherfer 6 months ago
he should go to scotland!!! and do this..
11100sam 6 months ago 7
I laughed so hard at this point:
Kristen: "Once they are broken in, you are much less attracted to them."
Craig: "That's true of many things."
Lamora86 6 months ago 111
@Lamora86 I think I woke up the neighbours.
foiek 6 months ago
@Lamora86
and the way kristen looks at him after his says that... its like "no you didn't"
ViciousSeacow 6 months ago
@Lamora86 not to forget the look on Kirsten's face.
ardnega 6 months ago 2
@Lamora86 YEP THAT was the MOST sassy thing I EVER heard Craigy say loololololool9oloooolo
SueBeaWho 4 months ago
ha that stuff about shoes was actually really interesting lol
AndyJmovies 6 months ago
i bet craig ended up buying them for her
528491Inception 6 months ago 3
damn nice legs, kristen isnt that bad ether,
c what i did there :)
ergatheman 6 months ago 117
@ergatheman Lol!! I only noticed all those shoes I wish I had... well, that proves I'm a girl.
AyanamiJu 6 months ago
Kristen modeling sexy shoes, next Craig modeling sexy lingerie.
ImperiousViking 6 months ago 6
is she showing off w a Leica?? god she's smooking heisssss
pooleroes 6 months ago
bonjour le biatchesl
le joke, le biatches...!
Solid!
Mishabary 6 months ago
I think I get it. Is there anyone sweeter than a woman in boots?
ahooola 6 months ago
Philosophical conversation about shoes.... Now I've seen everything XD
Monke96ify 6 months ago 6
"did you bring your wallet?" ... :D
TheHaggiseater49 6 months ago
Craig hit the nail on the head with his theory (re shoes). I concur good Sir.
zarg7 6 months ago
loved this segment, thanks for the upload Mal!!
cellng 6 months ago 2
I love the way "Morgan Freeman" says 'sleeping'
Cailean14 6 months ago
i was waiting for kristin to be making angelic chorus music
PinkCowgirl925 6 months ago
One of these things is not like the others... I don't get the shoe thing, either. And I'm a woman!
OhHelloSugar 6 months ago 5
whats a trapez ???
barhoom333 6 months ago
@barhoom333 Trapeze. Look up on wikipedia, but in a few words, a rod on ropes, on what you can hang on, and do spectacular things.
BokorugroRR 6 months ago
I think we don't take care of our shoes because it gives us a reason to buy an other pair !
velvetulipemj 6 months ago 5
@velvetulipemj
very true. i really have no problem tossing out a pair that's obviously seen better days. especially if it wasn't that expensive anyway.
freshPrincess626 6 months ago
Never have I deeply digsted such a deep conversation about shoes...
FeeLtheHertZ 6 months ago