one time when i was playin online i jumped out of a helicopter n was aiming for water and hit a dude driving a tug boat my dude survived but with like a sliver of health it was pretty cool i probly made the kid shit his pants to bad i didnt have a cam n to bad the kid didnt have a mic to say how he shit himself when my body dropped on his tug
I FORGET WHICH ISLAND, OR NEIGHBORHOOD BUT STARTING AT THE HOSPITAL WHERE THE RED SWEATERED HAMBURGER VENDOR IS SET UP AT THE CORNER OF A STAIRSET, GO ACROSS THE STREET, UP THE STAIRS ON THAT BUILDING AND TO THE DOOR, TURN AROUND, SPAWN A CAR (i use 'cognoscenti' because i'm sure it's the biggest), IT'S GOING TO BE FLOATING IN THE AIR OVER THE SIDEWALK, WALK UNTIL YOU'RE UNDER THE FRONT OF THE CAR, LOOK UP, SHOOT THE CAR, AND ENJOY... -ur's truly, the self-proclaimed gta 4 suicide artist
u was like "whooooooo i made it!" then u came out of ur windshield and got squished and god was like "OMG he still alive" and so was everyone else. Then it fell on you and everyone just looked and went ".....WT THE FUKIN FUK?!"
i once jumped out and i slammed into the back of a taxi, i was bent over and everything, then out of nowhere comes my heli and slams dead center on my ass, it sucked -.-
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
He went to the top of the building and spawned the car when he got up there. But your stupid for wasting such a good car like that. Oh I forgot it was spawned i'm slow!
the car was brake dancing
rellikfun 6 months ago
What kind of toaster did you use to vid this?
Mattttttttttu 6 months ago
He didn't film it with a potato or a thong....he used an eraser
TheJosephJinx 6 months ago
coolest
PivotX434 8 months ago
Jack would be impressed, You landed wheels down... nevermind car killed you.
ZeroTuck 8 months ago
ha u were geting up and then ur car landed on u and said " im alive now were did the driver go " lol
stellatespace1 9 months ago
did you film this with a potato?
StrongIslandNewYork 9 months ago 6
@StrongIslandNewYork i shit my pants with that comment xD
2SMGanG 9 months ago
@StrongIslandNewYork I pee'd and crap'd my pants when i read that comment LOL
ValtteriSiivonen 7 months ago
Did you record this with a thong?
TheMacRic69 10 months ago
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cresseliamaster2 11 months ago
Superb quality!
DaxB92 11 months ago
hahahaa the bests of bests suicide
rdzambr 1 year ago
0:19 looks like the car is walking towards him, then it rapes him
XgenDaNcEr 1 year ago
best suicide, worst quality
ak47man921 1 year ago
your description isnt supposed to tell us word for word what happens in the video lol
thesilentcircus789 1 year ago
ha
car crushed him
arsenalsalways1st 1 year ago
Is that a mac you are using?
benry200 1 year ago
That the car from the Movie "Cars" xD
MrGamerXXL 1 year ago
@MrGamerXXL not rly??
issaiahh3 1 year ago
i jumped out of a helicopter from as high as it could go and landed on my feet! im posting a vid of it now
thejww96 1 year ago
A calculator shouldn't be used as a camcorder...
TheMadkent 1 year ago
He was like "yes i made it" and the the car was like "Oh yea try telling that to my tires while it squishing you head."
Legitkill3r1 1 year ago
Win :)
PRzuki 1 year ago
Nice car!
buddhasknowbest 1 year ago
raped by car
TheKeenan11 1 year ago
one thing to try go up high get somespeed, bail and aim for a swimming pool lol
chorltzLol 1 year ago
one time when i was playin online i jumped out of a helicopter n was aiming for water and hit a dude driving a tug boat my dude survived but with like a sliver of health it was pretty cool i probly made the kid shit his pants to bad i didnt have a cam n to bad the kid didnt have a mic to say how he shit himself when my body dropped on his tug
Streetzisdeathrow 1 year ago
ive jumped from a helicopter at the highest hieght possible andlive because i hit a tree just before landing
88joey5 1 year ago
BEST SUICIDE EVER!!!!
hcs411 1 year ago
car 1, niko 0
fwepable 1 year ago
they should have a guy saying OWNED!!!!!orPWNED!!!!!!
Anthony78901 1 year ago
LOL smooshed by the car.
LocutusIsBorg 1 year ago
lol funny one
fady12210 1 year ago
lo i do that all the time in this game
Grandtheftable 1 year ago
HA THAT CAR FELL ON U LOL
masterofgames2350 1 year ago
Car:1 Person: 0
gtaproductionslive 1 year ago
i dont really like the lambo in that game
wwelh4 2 years ago
I think he was having a little car accident.
TheVictor2 2 years ago
cool! im getting xbox live in a few weeks
TheMrmasuno 2 years ago
kinda gay... but cool hahah love the vid how old were u when u got gta?
michaeljackson246810 2 years ago
@michaeljackson246810 10....... lol im young im still ten
TheMrmasuno 2 years ago
me 2 cool
michaeljackson246810 2 years ago
@TheMrmasuno lol me too
sasukeuchiha3986 2 years ago
I FORGET WHICH ISLAND, OR NEIGHBORHOOD BUT STARTING AT THE HOSPITAL WHERE THE RED SWEATERED HAMBURGER VENDOR IS SET UP AT THE CORNER OF A STAIRSET, GO ACROSS THE STREET, UP THE STAIRS ON THAT BUILDING AND TO THE DOOR, TURN AROUND, SPAWN A CAR (i use 'cognoscenti' because i'm sure it's the biggest), IT'S GOING TO BE FLOATING IN THE AIR OVER THE SIDEWALK, WALK UNTIL YOU'RE UNDER THE FRONT OF THE CAR, LOOK UP, SHOOT THE CAR, AND ENJOY... -ur's truly, the self-proclaimed gta 4 suicide artist
Juggalowlyfe 2 years ago
@Juggalowlyfe lol i did that yeserday
tacohfgji 2 years ago
hahahahhahahahhahaha rofl
123JAMESBUM007 2 years ago
lol perfect dawg
hackeroverclocker 2 years ago
car vs. niko 1 - 0
o00Hyper00o 2 years ago
XD.
rikkie396 2 years ago
loocks like a ferrari
mmbeng 2 years ago
ROFL
MalariousDarius 2 years ago
lol awesome death
jimmy2guns11 2 years ago
car:94667866554
person:0
neom863 2 years ago
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TheTickner 2 years ago
car wins dis time
freeezd 2 years ago 2
lol epic car win
DualityKid 2 years ago
anyone been chased by the cops n jump out while drivin every fuckin time i jump out a cop car fuckin nails me insta killin ass holes
roguecj310 2 years ago 3
u was like "whooooooo i made it!" then u came out of ur windshield and got squished and god was like "OMG he still alive" and so was everyone else. Then it fell on you and everyone just looked and went ".....WT THE FUKIN FUK?!"
warrioreagle619 2 years ago
Seriously he was like oh shit Im alive then the car was like fuck that and landed on him lol
chrischimera 2 years ago 34
fucker direr
Mandeep1221 2 years ago
loool
M0taX 2 years ago
u did scwash a guy
XxxLeexxx1 2 years ago
no he flew out of the windshield and got squashed by his own car
xXGAM3R4L1F3Xx 2 years ago 3
u scwashed a guy lol
11narutofan 2 years ago
O....
supermadgamer232 2 years ago
W...
supermadgamer232 2 years ago
i dident die but my car was ****ed
2fresh820 2 years ago
im aliveeee.....aww!!!! ROFL
upmanza111 2 years ago 2
ROFL
SamEatPie 2 years ago
lol he prob thought be 4 he got crushed "omg im aliivee!!!" then "noooo" lol :P
ruderomans96 2 years ago
xD lol
zZBluthunDZz 2 years ago
when i did it i didnt die... i was amazed
rolland96 2 years ago
cool!!! car landed on niko
HOWTHEHELLISTHAT 2 years ago
LOL
Elvemage77 2 years ago
ouchhhh!! jost so funnny!!! jajajaja
danielyou50 2 years ago
AWESOME!!!
mafiasnowman 2 years ago
poor niko
NeroDevilBringer666 2 years ago 2
LOOOOL
mentanx 2 years ago
Hahaha nice! XD
RambOFreAc 2 years ago
w...
vadont 2 years ago
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vadont 2 years ago
w...
vadont 2 years ago
I laughed so hard when I saw the car drop. LOL XDDD 9000/5
naruto7568426 2 years ago 3
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leeoc07 2 years ago 4
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leeoc07 2 years ago 4
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leeoc07 2 years ago 4
wow thats funny!
TheRapMaster09 2 years ago
ow did ya get d car up der????
Shazane01 2 years ago
he used a cheat
shadowdog625123 2 years ago 4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD No AHGHAHAHAA
RambOFreAc 2 years ago
I could do that with eays closed
bradleyosborne 2 years ago
How do I close my eays?
KCNirvanaKC 2 years ago
D... XD
4543563 2 years ago
E..
4543563 2 years ago
N...
4543563 2 years ago
W...
4543563 2 years ago
0....
4543563 2 years ago
owned
ShadowDragon323 2 years ago
QUALITY!!!!
cookitup97 2 years ago
Epilictic failture
buttsqocker 2 years ago
you said it bra
xXxTomminatorxXx 2 years ago
LOL EPIC PHAIL PWNAGE
Sparta4always 2 years ago
EPIC PHAIL LMAO!!!!!!
spyrome876 2 years ago 2
Fail.
aftershock16509 2 years ago 2
xDD
AnimeBest1000 2 years ago 2
LMAO
kingofkings09876 2 years ago 2
I think you would have survived bu the car crushed you lol.
ThePotatoInfestation 2 years ago 2
i once jumped out and i slammed into the back of a taxi, i was bent over and everything, then out of nowhere comes my heli and slams dead center on my ass, it sucked -.-
xGothimox 2 years ago 2
EPIK PHAIL
icemaster377 2 years ago 2
EPIC FAIL
Tijger2099 2 years ago
or like me, I tried to land with the helicopter on a tall building...
i jumped out, the heli twisted on the roof, and suddenly I was flying away dead cuz i'd hit the rotor... that was fun
to bad i didn't catch it on tape ;P
pood18 2 years ago
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botas03 2 years ago
hahzahahhahahha nice man great video
14bent 2 years ago
NICE FALL!
bloodgunsandGOW2 2 years ago
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nice quality
pakistanfatima 3 years ago
WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *splat* OH SHIT! *squish*
DriftPro50 3 years ago 11
irony, sucks for you, but makes a great video for us.
killersquid1234 3 years ago
bad luck buddy! but great video!
thebeginner15 3 years ago 4
u probably would have lived if the car hadn't fallen on u
s8terboi123456789 3 years ago 10
no shit sherlock
Alurtoll 2 years ago
lol
Shanker616 2 years ago
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uuuuuum thats kinda gayyyyyyyyy
smokingskull22 3 years ago
lol fell out of the car and then the car landed on him :)
jacobgovan 3 years ago 4
poor quality... GREAT VIDEO!
marisagaller 3 years ago 6
"dammit it lived!" *squish*
CarbonFiber23 3 years ago 4
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stunnerwwe9897 3 years ago 2
ha ha u got rain offer bye the car
dylanbongers 3 years ago
Lol... u didnt get killed from the fall, u got killed from the car...
FreddyJR5000 3 years ago
u got owned by a car.. lol XD
drummeredd 3 years ago
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
Jes1302051995 3 years ago
lol ... doesnt matter too much... he spawned it plus there are more cars like it. just go to a random person and throw them out ^.^
xD But nice vid btw :}
Alfa3232323 3 years ago
Spawn Turismo
Dial "2275550147" on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to "CAR-555-0147".
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fmxperson 3 years ago
how do you get the car on top of the building
Paris61992 3 years ago
cheating ;)
OkidoBasket 3 years ago
spawn it by cheats
wweraymisterio619 3 years ago
He went to the top of the building and spawned the car when he got up there. But your stupid for wasting such a good car like that. Oh I forgot it was spawned i'm slow!
ultimateoffroader 3 years ago
KO car wins
Ortega2Productions 3 years ago
wow that was mint man!
ModD0m 3 years ago
how u get the car up there
ClanXtO 3 years ago
cheat...
RsBountyHunterLord 3 years ago
cheats
rubexpube 3 years ago
ha, thats pretty funny, ill give you that
mihuyga 3 years ago
lol u were so close to not surviving but nice cars dont like to jump off buildings and getting damaged so it squished you. =o
gta4gamer4life 3 years ago
try doing that with a heli.
But a car hits on it instand and makes it flip.
peterishat 3 years ago
..............
IPrankYou123 3 years ago
lol the car hates u a lot for jumping off
virus050 3 years ago
lol
you was alive but the car smashed u 0,o
hetired13 3 years ago
the car doesnt like being dropped off the building so it came back and smacked you for it :D
KyuubiNaruto1337XD 3 years ago
that was a really funny one! xD
heey094 3 years ago
lol
madman725 3 years ago
boring zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
JamesMcin99 3 years ago
lol
grandtheftscratchie 3 years ago
lol that was mint XD
GTA7789 3 years ago
niko:im ok! *looks up* *splat*
dogcarer 3 years ago
he didnt even die until the car landed on him...weird
14Wildcat14 3 years ago
lolololo9lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
HJ300 3 years ago 3
Hardly a perfect Landing? It lands on its nose..
hotlad7 3 years ago
Laaameeeoooo
KidSaukko 3 years ago
omfg thats funny!!
mattjemini15 3 years ago
cool
CryptoMontana 3 years ago
4/5 Its very funny but can be better :D
8BallWarrock 3 years ago
2/5 the car fell on this dude lol..
weez4dorkzone 3 years ago
10/5!!!!! Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!!
WWEnationpwns 3 years ago
FAV!!!!!!! and 5/5!!!
jeffhardy1518 3 years ago
hmmmm how did he get a turismo on the roof?
CHEATER!!!!!!!! jk i use cheats all the time
dphnason 3 years ago 2
imagin being a pedestrian across the street seeing that hahah
Sicoli16 3 years ago 5
Yeah, I'd be like: The Russians are attacking!
DustyCoyote577 3 years ago
Lol
soldout99 3 years ago
lol psn id:periman
periman2 3 years ago
ssss ow thats gotta hurt!
dakillah2490 3 years ago
lol i did that once i landed on a granny lol
fallout312101 3 years ago
that would be a WTF moment
pickledawg453 3 years ago
jejejejejeje cool 3/5
Jaimito1009 3 years ago
4/5
Modrzew123 3 years ago