Youtube Poop: Uncle Phil's Secret to a Successful Cookout

[FlammableKing]

These poops are even better than Boogidyboo's poops... But, who am I to crush a young-woman's penis? :D

[SOLDSKOOL]

Rat shit bat shit dirty old twat 69 assholes tied up in a knot HORREYY Lizard shit FUCK!!! LMFAO!

[ephemeraldeep]

"I'm 19 years old, and imma make some steaks."

"I'm 45 and I make 'em too."

[xxIluvyouguysxx]

BIG ASS TITTIES

[fullmoon7786]

THE SUS !

[fullmoon7786]

BIG BLACK KAAK !

[NorthTxBalla]

THIS IS SO GOOD! Thank you :)

[kman618]

TTTAKE IIITT EEEASSSY I'M NOOOOTTT AACCCCUUSSSIIINNNGGG YOOUUU OFFF ANNYYYTTHHHIINNNNGGG.

[TheCaledioScope]

LOL

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

SAUCE

[fappingmarathon]

(guitar) GLOOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

[riderking1234]

My adress is here on the map

[riderking1234]

I'm tired feed me please

[SwaggSkillz1992]

3:48



[CaptainFalcon333]

what episode is that?

[Nik0Bellic95]

the secret: the sauce

[beatleobsessed99]

Ya know wat im sayin?

[randyjr81]

LMAO "how would you describe the earthquake?"

"big fat black fucking butt"

[dizzy2dope17]

6:32 for the secret..

[VicariousReality7]

Three digits seem to be missing from the view counter

[GuitaRDudE6722]

4:01-4:17 is giving me six-pack abs from laughing so damn hard...

[AlexorPwnsAll]

0:23 smooth dude smoooooooth!!

[RyvernRaigon]

Poor Carl, he had massive lagg at the worst time just when he was going to show is op dancing skills to win the heart of a girl. 3:05

LOL"BIG BLACK FUCKING BUTT" xD

[krykkeroev]

At 5:36 phil looks like paul chuckle :D

[Spl4shD4m4ge]

Where is my big purple DICK?

[trouncer24]

Hold your cock mister!

[MrShinyCadilackness]

Ta-DOW.



[bearthepoet26]

"so, how would you describe the earthquake?"

"BIG FAT BLACK FUCKING BUTT."

[necros782]

0:23 LOLOLOLOL!!!

[MyMagician]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[HauseOftenMens]

Make some new vids cjflo we know ur out there somewhere!

[FBIagentNinja]

7 people was thinking about Big Black Cocks.

[FBIagentNinja]

4:44. Hilarious snapshot of WIW SMIMS.

[007kobra1]

Lol " Big Fat Black Fuckin Butt"

[FoxeyHound]

"...LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH..."

BABABABABAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAH AH AH AH!!!

Tell me about it.

[24mrglass24]

Will- I'm only 16, and i make some steaks.

Uncle Phil- I am 45 and I make em too. The secret is SAUCE.

[24mrglass24]

BIG FAT BLACK FUCKIN BUTT! LMFAO

[24mrglass24]

Hey Uncle Phil

Nickleback - Look at this photograph.

lol

[HauseOftenMens]

I'll spoil the ending for anyone yet to see this vid. Uncle phils secret to a successful cookout is... THE SAUSE (A1)

[abesluciferius]

The Offspring's Intermission at 3:05 , fucking awesome.

[EmichelleC21]

I'm gonna go lay on my dick

[LightingChildren]

I STILL DON'T KNOW THE UNCLE PHIL SECRET TO A SUCCESSFUL COOKOUT!!

[nextg]

@LightingChildren The SECRET.....is SAUCE.

[LightingChildren]

@nextg Thanks! Now i can leave out this rainbow of my pants!

[xXDarkxAssassinsXx]

i wanna see that photograph

[nextg]

DAAAAAAAAAAMN, this is good.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

[talt87]

Y'know what I'm sayun?

HOLD YOUR FUCK MISTER.

[23milz2suagrsplz]

What film is that clip from at the end?

[Xtremelaser100]

the secret...is sauce..

[fraction360]

whats LIZARD SHIt fuck ??

[Maliceofplague]

Uncle Phils face at 5:37 is THE FUNNIEST

[DJD1ed]

HORRAY LIZARD SHIT, FUCK!

[10okmzaq]

2:58

OMNOMNOMNOM

"TITS!"

OMNOMNOMNOM

[kramaster3]

OMG! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AshleyRoseNeal]

wow xD

[FBIagentNinja]

Another Youtube Poop's mission successful!

[severus66]

I love that you had the metal gear alert sound XD

[LightingChildren]

What would happen if watch that high?

[LightingChildren]

Where´s Uncle Phil purple dick?

[trickorweed]

BIG ASS TITTIES!

[heinamen]

6:28 I'm 19 years old and im going to make some steaks

Im 45 and im going to make some too

THE SECRET THE SAUCE!!!!!

[terrythemovie2]

DICK!

[addwell112]

5 people thought this was a cooking video

[AMacKShockKidz]

this is possibly one of the funniest videos ive ever seen, this deserves more views

[negoxis123]

yaknowwhatimsayingknowhasayikn­owwhayasayi

[BurntSpaghettiFace]

big black weenie

[VicariousReality7]

4:49 lmao

[SwedishRedneck]

3:00

[MyFaceHole]

why is this video 240p when it use to be 480p why does youtube always do this to save bandwidth on older less viewed videos! It really pisses me off!

[DarthPhotek]

I love how people randomly disappears in your videos with a "plop". :D Cracks me up.

[sitdownmarty]

...................tits! *NOM NOM NOM NOM!

[iforgot87871]

"Ya know What I'm saying know what I'm saying?" + Carlton: "ohohohoooooooooo" = hilarious

[angie4josh]

oh fuck this is a godlike poop

[something1523]

HORAY LIZARD SHIT FUCK lol who is that guy

[MenloMarseilles]

@something1523: Not 100% sure but I think it's George Carlin

[randomism]

uncle phils face at 5:38 hahahahaha

[ThemOldaBoys]

I'm surprised it's been a year since I've watch these vids and they still amaze me. When cjflo was my #1 favorite I never thought this was my favorite poop by him but looking back through the years now I think it is.

[GravesMetal]

4:09 - 4:19 made me cry of laughter

[jarannalli]

I, too, am going to go lay on my dick.

[Nickadventures1]

i Did the same thing with my mom 0:02

[FBIagentNinja]

The secret is sauce! Rlly? That is a good secret! Share it everybody!

[FBIagentNinja]

NO, NO. BABY COCK!

[FBIagentNinja]

5 people don't know the secret of a successful cookout!

[SPOngeBoB8177]

naw uht im zayin, no wat im zayin, yanow whata meen, nowhati sayin, no wat i sain, nowa mean, yanow whatimeen

[FBIagentNinja]

6:27 PUNCH!

[FBIagentNinja]

With all due respect, young sir, I have no balls!

[reaperman2010]

5:50 - Most annoying sound in the world

[lilsmoove27]

How do i look...LIKE A BUTT

[3rdEyeSpeaks]

HOLD YOUR COCK MISTER!!

[PadreArnaldo]

2:15 - hilarious.........

[FBIagentNinja]

2:47 - 3:16

[FBIagentNinja]

1:18 - 1:44

[C3P0ify]

the 2 metal gear solid parts at the beginning and 3:59 were amazing so was 2:33

[sibowittz5]

lol....Look at this photograph!

[FBIagentNinja]

2:46-3:16 was hilarious!

[RareNoiseUploads]

Ahhh, so the secret to flame control is big dick! Awesome, thanks for the upload :)

[CaptClassic]

dude this poop fuckin' rocks.

[FBIagentNinja]

The key to a successful cookout is a BID DICK control!

[FBIagentNinja]

NO, NO BABY COCK!

[FBIagentNinja]

2:59 IS HILARIOUS!

[FBIagentNinja]

2:31 BIG TITTIES!!

DAMN!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

[Jkrome]

Cjflo what would you consider your main inspiration in making poops of this style?

I feel like this just takes humor to a completely unknown, abstract, dark territory that Tim and Eric are really honing in on right now. Whats even more hilarious and absurd is I just caught an episode where Will makes a beatboxing youtube poop out of Uncle Phil on the show itself! Thanks for posting this gem. Had me dying.

[aconnor96]

2:36 lol

[DreamTheaterFan96]

LOL! I nearly died laughing...

Check out my youtube poop, it's not NEARLY as good as cjflo (Teh Mastar!) but it's pretty funny! :D

[DrumCoversandytps]

@DreamTheaterFan96 Thats my old account i had to make a new one b/c i accidentally made my age to young so i could view some videos so this is the account ;D

[FBIagentNinja]

Where's my purple dick, it's in your big titties!

[FBIagentNinja]

fuck it!

[FBIagentNinja]

Take It Easy, I'm not accusing you of anything!

[FBIagentNinja]

2:58 the way he was eating the soup was hilarious!

[FBIagentNinja]

BIG FAT BLACK FUCKING BUTT!

[FBIagentNinja]

lol! BABY COCK!

[FBIagentNinja]

BIG BLACK WEENIE!

[FoXakaFoX]

metal gear solid FTW!!!!

[jvan747]

vicious stereo sound at 3:30

[TheLightningStalker]

Will learns the sauce of Uncle Phil's secret.

[FBIagentNinja]

The secret is SAUCE!

[FBIagentNinja]

Something I've been thinking too. BIG BLACK COCK!

[FBIagentNinja]

BIG ASS TITTIES!

Uncle Phil and Will: Damn

Craig and Day-Day: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

[tougenkyou]

Will Smith has been thinking about Big Black Cock... D:

[gamemaster52]

will: fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it.

[Deblano]

0:18 WTF XD

[Likety]

Holy fuck that was hilarious. ".....TITS!....."

[carmelo580]

This is your best :)

[thisisblasphamy]

6:01

[NavinJohnson90]

2:38 should be a mural in some cathedral.

[Hiro9921]

IDK if anyone else knows but @ 5:39 his face looks like Pinhead from Puppet Master

[deadthug777]

metal gear solid ftw

[terrythemovie2]

I have no balls. AHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

[MegaBigmac911]

im gunna go lay on my dick

[fnatsy]

This video is too good. 0:06, 1:12, 1:28, 2:31, 2:59, 3:41, 5:09, 6:33, and almost everything else.

[cky12qxz]

1:12 llolololol TSATSATSATSA you know what i'm sayin'?

[sonicissocoollike]

3:55 LOOKADIS PHOTAGRAPH mm yh HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!

[OdlesofNoodlez]

BIG ASS TITIES!

[SkyBlueFox1]

He sprung for over fifty dicks?

Damn, that must have cost a lot of money.

[superdancer121]

Wow. That was kinda stupid.

[KaneWrestlingFan999]

YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?

YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?

YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?

YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?

YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?

[halotraillers]

Where's my purple dick? It's in your big tittes.

[nintendo1889x]

4:02 to 4:10 Metal Gear Solid!

[Kyuss511]

cjflo, you have changed my life, I usually watch these glorious videos before work or university - sets me up for whatever the day brings. Thank you.

[someperson9657]

DICK!!!!!!!

[Gindelbi]

Daaayom!

[JrSadFish]

I'm 45 and I make them too.. the secret is SAUCE...

[Hallinilla5]

Best Fresh Prince poop, maybe best poop on youtube.

[mythkid1208]

Lol 3:05 intermission by the offspring!

[Sonicrulez11]

TAKE IT EASY, I'M NOT ACCUSING YOU OF ANYTHING

[AFVfan1]

@Sonicrulez11 MEHMEHMEHMEHMEH! XD

[smokejc]

@Sonicrulez11 lmao, I'm seriously in tears.

[JuxNova]

definitely

[crownedfox]

how do you edit the sound like that at 0:07 to 0:09.

In sony vegas, please reply

[Gindelbi]

@crownedfox

I think you just make your segments then pitch shift or something. + and - keys.

[MilknPopcorn]

4:01

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[theheartofhatred]

can someone tell me what the fuck that was @ 6:08?!?!?!?!?

[ShurikenG]

5:39 I pissed myself

[wintensity]

"where my purple dick?"

"it's in your big titties!" lol

[moellerersej]

I'm 19 years old and i make stakes.....

And i am 45 years old and i make them too, the secret is SAUCE!

[ShurikenG]

@moellerersej I broke my computer desk after seeing that

[RTiCreation]

2:49 kills me every time.

[tankster52]

jesus christ. this is priceless!

[sitarattapea]

The secret to a succesful cookout,is big DICK controll :D

[BloodHuman3]

Was that baby Micky?

No, no, baby Cock!

[serpico89]

the secret is in the saucce.

[Alikchi]

why does this not have more views, this is excellent

[sitarattapea]

LOOK AT DIS PHOTOGRAPH...

[LunaVorax]

Best Handshake ever 1:41

2:50 LOL

DANCING !! 3:04