[subtitles] Eugene The Librarian (HQ) Britain's Got Talent 2009

[THeOuTLaWDD]

didnt he get through to the semis??

[MrJamiecomeau]

the white knight on the stallion of poetry . <- agreed...

[Dexasux]

PAHHHHSHION....

[trampflips101]

he sounds like old greg

[Cutelilprincessxxx]

ITS MR BEAN! :D

[crazymusicful]

i don't get the "actual" meaning of second part and last part. any1 has a clue and it would be nice to tell me. thx

[Keysforge]

"Is the first time any one like you" Simon jerk.

[devanpro425]

haha

[hazzave]

its so funny i cried a little. he called pears a dick!

[rtermnc2]

my name is Eugene and i am a robot (robot walk 3:16) (3:50 error!!)

[MusicoCrazia]

"Daddy's given it a go" what does it means?

[JeppeGutt]

@MusicoCrazia That he tried to win Britains Got Talent.

[MusicoCrazia]

@JeppeGutt Thx!

[Monkeymooth]

@MusicoCrazia Its his daughters he's talking about

[rujikin]

This guy is an EPIC troll

[xenurz]

3:14 The Eugene walk

[acmasta619]

LEGEND!!!!!!!!

[weerdy17]

0:55 Simons face : are you fking kiddin me :D

[MultiUltimater]

0:40 "You got a girlfriend?" "Not Yet."

2:24 "But at least I can say to my girls, that daddy's given it a go."

Divored?

[benny4893]

@MultiUltimater It was part of his joke.

[Alexlink1]

is he a father? does he got daughters or what? im not native speaker cant understand the last quote..

[benny4893]

@Alexlink1 Yes.

[MrMisc111]

When I saw how much he was happy when the ppl standed up,i got a really warm feeling :) thumbs up if it happened to you too :)

[roniuxas]

14 people dont like poetry :(

[roughruffian]

37? he looks 27!

[ItsNOYFB]

I don't know why they hated him that's what most English people look and act like. ;-)

[bahamondeskenpo]

y los subtitulos?????????????????

[SpiritmanProductions]

@bahamondeskenpo Click CC

[UNAVA1LABL3username]

how can you dislike this

[bastass72]

3:51 Awkward stare...

[sicoy]

so just want to make things sure, there is no other video of this man on the next stage ?

[bugra521]

austin powers?

[ALBASCOT21]

LAD

[themikezster]

this guy is a fucking genius

[oakezy022]

I can do this voice :) if I get 5 likes on this comment, I'll upload a video of it :)

[otamanlvhs]

"What sort of girls would you look for?"

"One that says yes"

Brilliant!

[TheWillieee]

Eugene: Im a magnet to the ladies

Guy: You have a girlfriend?

Eugene: Not yet.

guy: right <<<

How he said that LOL

[4EMD12]

Damn, poor guy man.

[InfusionSanguine]

Thanks for the subtitiles :)

[SpiritmanProductions]

@InfusionSanguine ;)

[ilovetosing176]

Awe He's so cute!

[legototcom]

someday someone wil like ya

dont feel bad :D

[irockusucks]

he's a magnet of the same pole to the ladies, that's why

[crocop2231]

Angry Bird appears at 1:06-1:07..

[iDrawPOO]

this was fake lol, comedian is Adam Gitlin

[daskillingmoon]

his face at 2:32 made me cry rivers, one of those moments when you reliease how something so little can mean so much to a person.

[crocop2231]

@daskillingmoon Well ur tears are in vain coz that was STAGED! I was moved too till i found out he's a comedian & his name is Adam Gitlin.. :D

[daskillingmoon]

@crocop2231 Are u serious? :O That fucking cunt... -.. he's just like Jonah Mowrey(or whatever his name is)  just trolling with people's feelings...

[crocop2231]

@daskillingmoon LoL! 'Eugene' doesn't exist.. Thats why there's no 2nd performance eventhough he, supposedly, got through to the next round! Got me hook, line & sinker too, this sack of Shit! Was moved to tears!

[feelerr]

He's probably a super hero when nobody's watching

[imsprucemoose]

he is very very funny good on him :D

[liftinglights]

I met him in a pub in Wales a while ago.....he signed a piece of paper with 'ride the stallion of poetry'...........also he's not really like that, but a very nice guy ....ledgend! :)

[StephanieMorelli]

he´s a lovable caracter...

[Rasmus5393]

1:03 :-D

[fredesej]

to win them roound :D

[xXCR7x4everXx]

AHAHAHAHAHA XD

[greekid99]

pahssion....

[KafunLoL]

I thinks hes just the best troll alive

[popcorn8123]

EUGENE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN TO THE SEMI FINALS!

[DubstePope]

Im sad for im :'(

[theshinization]

Piers is obviously his third ass cheek

[emmelineillustration]

He's my dentist!

[Wosiee12powsie]

This is obviously staged and fake fools.

[tottt1000]

@Wosiee12powsie ermm no its not u stupid fuck

[022henry]

@Wosiee12powsie not fake lol.

[ElSteenbo]

Did Rowan Atkinson covered his voice?

[TheSpanishcrazyguy]

I love this guy, he knows what he wants to do, he is a free man, no influences, no wanting to act like the others, a real person.

[kvltmetalhead]

I bet he meant to say Simon instead of Pierce. But Pierce buzzed him and got rhymed))

[heygal24]

"what sort of girl are you looking for?"

"someone who says yes" xD

[stupenr]

fake

[TheMiiirna]

he's beyond awesome. and his tiny walk too.

[ramprire]

I am here tonight to share with you my

PSH ASHION

[JonathanMeneguzzi]

His boss...

[brunoandre25]

I´m  crying!

[VVARAZ]

@brunoandre25 my too

[tombi1993]

Eugene: ' I can die happy now' .. makes me laugh everytime :P

[bashscrazy]

Steve tried to troll him at the end but little did he know that he was being trolled.

U MAD?

[littlebeaver16]

I'm Old Gregg!

[baby1maria]

the exact reason that we should not stereotype.

[AgiiChristiee]

i think my english teachers going to like this... ;)

[emilywuzhere511]

3:50 gay...and wired but more awkward

[emilywuzhere511]

lol did u know you can moves the words on the screen ha ha!

[Littlekitty2324]

xD I love Simon's little sad puppy face when Eugene says he doesn't have any friends.

[flightsimtelevision]

Hey would you happen to know where I can view his next performace?

[SpiritmanProductions]

@flightsimtelevision He didn't get selected for the semi-finals, I'm afraid.

[flightsimtelevision]

@SpiritmanProductions oh true

[falcohs]

@SpiritmanProductions but they all said yes ? ?

[crocop2231]

@flightsimtelevision There isn't gonna be a next performance coz he's FAKE! 'Eugene' that is..

[flightsimtelevision]

@crocop2231 ._. How old are you? I was complementing his act.

[crocop2231]

@flightsimtelevision How STUPID are u? U were asking abt his 2nd performance & i was just answering ur question.. And whats my age got to do with this?? Only a DUMBCUNT like u will measure maturity with age.. :D

[flightsimtelevision]

@crocop2231 Can't you deal with a situation without insulting a person. If you do not understand the concept, or idea of a question please don't bother replying, if you are just going to try to insult someone with the words "Stupid", and "Dumb cunt" you're really just making everyone look at you and think, to hell with him. Anyways, i don't need a reply for comments posted 4-5 months ago.

[crocop2231]

@flightsimtelevision To hell with him?? And yet u bother to reply to my comment! LoL! Ur just contradicting urself.. "Dumb cunt" was written by me. It was from some1 else who called him that when he/she replied to my comment. Next time, get ur facts RIGHT b4 accusing me or whoever else ur writing ur CRAP too!

[flightsimtelevision]

@crocop2231 and his next performance does not neccissarily have to take place on BGT, could be on a comedy channel, who knows.

[crocop2231]

@flightsimtelevision And btw, its "necessarily"..! At least try to learn some basic spelling if u wish to go on ur 'BITCH MODE' on the internet. Now i shall call YOU a DUMB CUNT!!! U deserve nothing else, u MORON!!!

[flightsimtelevision]

@crocop2231 I really do not care how you spell it. If you feel smart for correcting my gramatical error, thats great. There is no need to get worked up over the internet, if you can trash talk people on the internet, it shows alot about your social status. I will not argue with you. Say anything you wish, call me any word you want, won't damage me what so ever. Besides, no need for hate comments on such good video.

[crocop2231]

@flightsimtelevision Videos liked this are meant to evoke emotions. So i'm juz expressing mine.. Nothing to do with social status at all! Don't be RIDICULOUS!!!

[flightsimtelevision]

@crocop2231 What ever, im tired of this already just enjoy his wonderful performance andd move on.

[crocop2231]

@flightsimtelevision Gd! Thats the spirit!

[G0rinds]

@flightsimtelevision You really need to learn something bout "trolls"... like eugene was propably, or just staged...

[flightsimtelevision]

@G0rinds I'm not dumb thank you, have a nice day bye bye.

[flightsimtelevision]

if hes a dentist why are his teeth are messed up

[wigganegg]

@flightsimtelevision you are a mug. FAKE TEETH.

[SpiritmanProductions]

@wigganegg

Funny, isn't it, how differently people choose to respond to things. Yesterday, I replied to flightsimtelevision with the comment: "lol, they're fake. ;)" and, after he replied saying that he knew they're fake and was just trying to get a few thumbs up, I deleted my comment (and his reply). All nice and polite, with no insults necessary to share a joke.

So I wonder, why is your comment so different? You don't even know him, but you insult him and then shout at him. Really? :|

[flightsimtelevision]

@SpiritmanProductions there you go :)

[wigganegg]

@SpiritmanProductions Banter.

[flightsimtelevision]

@wigganegg if you read the previous comment youd pick up that i was making an unsuccessful joke. -.-

[DutchKirby]

Look at the guy on the right of Simon at 2:17

[KyDave1996]

:L :L :L :L

[ollie2ko]

Believe it or not 'Eugene' won Henley Royal Regatta with Bristol Uni in 1991.

[BomboBig]

At the begin Simon was like: Aaaaww I put guys like him in the rubbish can in my schooltime xD

[blackuberri]

Careful with that axe eugene!

[nooby450]

eugene ur insane for how u created the ending of the poem realy quick...!!! i dont think anyone can do that! unless BGT is a planed show which most likely isnt.

"A Smart Genius" describes you

[coolsnip3r]

babe.

[auro123456789]

seriously Piers give the guy a chance before u buzz him 

[misssweetypop]

Ahhhh!!! he's so sweet!!! i hate poems usually, but this is the best!!! GO EUGENE!!!!!! xx

[bringmeashrubberyNI]

Staged as fuck :)

[Miusification]

@bringmeashrubberyNI you just discovered that a dentist playing a librarian nerd act is staged? clever.

[Mikeghost100]

Bravo Eugene. Keep on. ;)

[walanho]

Simon "Anyone like you"

[tumtertum]

I LOVE THIS GUY!!!



[killzone2folive]

MR BEAN

[TheAlsaqri5]

This inspires me.

[IlicAleksa]

He was way to sexy for semifinals

[therookielol]

daddys giving it a go? i thought he was waiting for the yes.

[delma1bizatchable]

1:08 is tht julia sheer??

[Tyveris]

It's genuinely difficult to see if he's faking it. Really clever act though.

[thapervysailor]

@Tyveris yeah he never broke his character

i think the closes he came was when he smiled after he got the standing ovation

[madman6201996]

how can u dislike him

[rofl1cp]

he didnt make semi finals?

[beachtownboy]

he's a genius with his finger on the puls of poetry

[buebeard]

Hilarious.....and Adam my caps are still going strong 15 years on.

[CatCS94]

aww, Eugene is wonderful :) 

[RAPFlavour87]

It all comes together too well....the voice, the glasses, the walk....hmmm

[Namaechan]

@RAPFlavour87 Oh for goodness sake, if girls don't like him, how can he have daughters! xP But he is very good.

[emmadilemmasings]

This has got to be who Artie from Glee is based on. I'm not even kidding.

[codenamez123]

Eugene the Librarian Ftw!! :D

[piellamp]

1:07 the pretty girl rawr!

[unholychunk]

ha when i first saw this im like k they so hired someone for a funny segment no way could this b real and i was right

[calebsterchan]

so this is all an act?

[Procrite]

Is that just a disguise for the show or is he really like that?

[scoobystar97]

the awsomests guy in the world!!!!

[lusiiJunii]

i love eugene! hes so cool :)

love his poem and ohh soo cuute :)

[BreezyATR]

"You'll never make it trough..." they said, "they're bound to choose another.

You are a loser, always were." So I said: "Thank you mother."

But I am no contortionist, I can't juggle with a ball.

I haven't got a friendly pet, I've got no friends at all.

Or I could do some magic. Oh, that much is clear.

For when I enter a crowded room, the girls just disappear.

It doesn't really matter though, 'cause I'll try any trick.

Just to get me on the show, to tell Piers he's a ....

[drunk1kangaroo]

dumb british people, its just an act, blind man could realize that, hes not really a nerd. omg omg

[caloy5000]

Thumbs up if you beleive the "Piers verse" was originally thinking for Simon...

[maliikapu]

thank you for the subtitles!!!! Its soo much better with it :)

[luigidark19]

i can die happy now

[bunnyhop28]

I think this guy is played by russel howard from mock the week! Check this video out where he makes exactly the same voice as him! lol

I think this guy is played by russel howard the comedian from mock the week as if you listen to this video on youtube it has russell making the same voice as eugene !! lol

Scenes We'd Like to See: AirUnlikely Letters for an Agony Aunt to Receive - Mock the Week - BBC Two

(type that in!)

Lovely

[StickItUpYrBumGugle]

I don't understand how anyone can not understand that this is AN AAAAACT. It's an act! Look at his glasses and the way he's talking. It's an act. I can understand people not liking it but how can you be so detached from reality to not see that IIITTT'S AN AAAAAACT!!

[analittlebird]

aaah) he's so cute!!!

[Ig0r1995]

3:51 to 3:57

a little bit gay or not xD?

[MB7DXCR9]

@Ig0r1995 a little toooooo long.........

[narutofan37211]

wow no one saw that coming 

[yxiangmind]

thank you for the interpretation!

[aspostbus]

Mr. Bean 2.0

[jesselovelyred]

its an act he dotn really look like that hes just acting they have a picture on how he really looks

[livvycann]

he looks like a liberian 2

[bianca0765]

AWHHH he was soo good he made me laugh too, i swear people can be so mean!

[redbullz3]

Why they always judge people by how they look?(and when they see his/her talent they go like OMG!!!)

[codyjosephcopeland]

He looks so much like Justin Hawkins!!!

[oscarrr6]

I'm pretty sure that originally he was planning to say "to show Simon he's a...", because it's Simon who obviously fits that description, plus it rhymes much better.

But Piers buzzed him, so...

[dudo101]

osacarr6 - I thought the same ;) and i think it was so planned !

[walterqxy]

Piers totally walked into that one

[elvinux]

he is fake, there is an article if u google it...

[KieroUnPony]

Not a fake, it's an impersonation. Nice characterization, though...

[muffigw]

Is this guy for real..?

[AbiiFlowerrr]

HAHA.. He's my old next door nieghbour!

[axelfricke235]

can any one teil me the song at 3:15 thank you

[dimi681]

@axelfricke235 yes i can help you

the song is from

huey lewis

an the song is

hip to be square

[hitokijb]

he can be called a nerd... he has some mental problem, but that can make him nerd as well...

this act is brilliant and really funny, but in fact, it is really sad, and i know a little about what he has passed trought ths years...

great guy, best performance... =)