Bad Date II

[Bobofet241]

You're the sizzler Zarbod. :D

[yesjaide]

Mmm, your voice modulation is more pleasing than Blargal's. Something more baritone in yours. Nice.

Little known truth- women lie to women too. Gosh. I wonder if men lie to men.

You think?

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select, I never get close enough to lie to Earth Human Women. They throw rocks at me for some reason///. Frio, First Science Officer.

[dicipleofnun]

funny

[Zarbod]

Thanks man. Come on by. There's plenty more advice where that came from.

[TSCIE]

Lie to women? We never thought of that. Is that legal?

[Zarbod]

Legal and effective if 50 States!

[TSCIE]

We're gonna go out and try it right now!

[Zarbod]

Well, let us know how it works! Glad to bring it to your attention.

[Larryk12308]

UNquarkingBELIEVABLE!

Now, how's a decent space alien supposed to

get laid with you mucking things up?!

Good thing my species can change genders at will. (All four of them) ; )

[Zarbod]

No need to change if you already got it right.

[UncleJohn97420]

whoot depache mode..I know it was said before but love this song.

[lonelygrilll15]

Me too. They rock. I bet most people don't understand that it promotes lying. Or don't they?

[Zarbod]

True.

[cybercab]

I'm going to try to lie more often. And not just with the ladies. Lie are awesome...or are they?

[Zarbod]

Now youre standing there tongue tied

Youd better learn your lesson well

Hide what you have to hide

And tell what you have to tell

Youll see your problems multiplied

If you continually decide

To faithfully pursue

The policy of truth

[UncleJohn97420]

Another favorite of theres is Personal Jesus

[Zarbod]

I think my favs are:

Behind The Wheel

Blasphemous rumors

Dream On

Precious

I Feel You

It's No Good

[MartySchrader]

Ahh, yes -- Depeche Mode. One of those '80s bands that I ridiculed mercilessly at the time. Now I just shrug and pass it off as a symptom of a particularly dry decade in pop music. The phunny thing is, though, there was also King Crimson, U2, Bruford, Big Country, Petra, REM, and a host of other bands producing really good music. They just didn't get the kind of air time that the pseudo-punksters got.

Oh, well.

[Zarbod]

Well, many consider Violator to be one of the top 20 rock albums of all time. I used to listen to Petra and U2. Interesting list. Depeche Mode had an interesting mix of styles over the years. I know everyone makes fun of People are People, but that's because it was overplayed--because it was a great song.

[LowBudgetPuppets]

Yay depeche mode.

Hey maybe your status a a mad player scared this ambiguously LG15 related Rachel girl away?

BTW if human girls are anything like socks and nylons, they will care much less about lies or truth but rather whether you support the myth of prince charming and his white unicorn.

- The Sock

[sharonafox1]

Thanks for the tip

[Zarbod]

Ms Fox. Always glad to help my viewers with meaningful tips.

[bwings]

I'll be your someone new :p

[Zarbod]

Bwinges :) OK, then. If Rachel doesn't show up by midnight tomorrow I'll make you my next paramour.

[bwings]

lol well... we'll just have to see if you win my contest *snicker*

[Zarbod]

We still need to finish our little project. Do you still have a copy of it? This whole "Employment" thing is really getting in the way of my Zarbodic activities.

[bwings]

I knowwhat you are talking about and I certainly do, be prepared in less than an hour this contest will began ;)

[bwings]

okay so it's uploaded but not processed yet :D

[GregGallows]

yup, only a day away until Rachel brings her fine self back :)

[Zarbod]

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,

To the last syllable of recorded time;

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,

And then is heard no more: it is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,

Signifying nothing.

[GregGallows]

<33

beautiful

[Zarbod]

Thanks. I totally made that up right on the spot.

[modelmotion]

Rachel should pop up on Friday 10/12/07:)

[Zarbod]

I can't wait to pop her. Wait...what I mean is that I am looking forward to having her pop up on me soon.  Wait...what I mean is oh nevermind. I'm a sad, lonely man.

[LocoMiguel]

I wasn't familiar with Sizzler, so I looked at its entry on Wikipedia.

It sounds as though Sizzler might be the inspiration for the fictional "Sizzlin' Skillet" restaurant chain that appears in Tom Wolfe's novel I AM CHARLOTTE SIMMONS.

On another subject, what does this video have to do with "It's War"? I was unable to make the connection.

[biblegirl7]

It was a cheap steak house many years ago. At least it was here in Florida... Or was that Sizzlin'?

[Zarbod]

Well, Sizzler was the cheapo steak house. Don't know if they're around. If Sizzlin' is a cheaper knock off of Sizzler I'd be afraid to eat there. lol, who am I kidding? I never turn down cow-based meals. I'm cooking one now! It's a lovely curry stir fry beef vegatable mix. I make 20 portions and freeze them for meals for the next week or two.

[biblegirl7]

Your cow wasn't found in a field of strange crop circles, was it?

[Zarbod]

Biblegirl, It was found in circles but I made them myself so I'm sure it's safe.

[Blargaldalien]

The lazer parts removal was by me.

[Zarbod]

Loco, What does this have to do with War? Well nothing. I am, what they call, a pathetic attention hungry media whore. At least that's what my mother calls me when she's sober.

[Virginian9000]

zarbod, I want to hear the song you made for rachel!

[Zarbod]

Virginian9000, it's coming soon. I'm just waiting on her to come back to my awaiting, loving arms.

[ttakdliw]

Women are so damn picky these days that guys are forced to lie. I like the millionaire approach. Then when they find out that I'm bankrupt, I tell them it's because of all the cards and flowers so the end up feeling sorry for me. Works every time.

[Zarbod]

Exactly. It's all their fault. I used to blame my parents for everything, but blaming women feels so much more mature.

[PlanetZoltar7]

I just want to say that I am not going to deny that I didn't say that I wasn't going to never not not admit that I didn't do it.

[Zarbod]

Liar--or are you?

[PlanetZoltar7]

Zarbod, how do we know that you're not lying to us about your policy of truth?

[Blargaldalien]

Accept his postings as gospel.That is his policy.

[Zarbod]

That's right Blargal. I would never lie to you guys. Trust me!

[PlanetZoltar7]

It is very important to always tell a woman the truth at the beginning of a relationship. This establishes trust. Then, once you have her complete trust, you can lie to her all you want.

[Zarbod]

I also like to repeat what she already said so she thinks I identify with her. Suckers. EVERYONE should check out the song "LIAR" by Henry Rollins. Still funny and true after all these years.

[Dog480]

Lying is good; just remember to stick by your story no matter how embarrassing it gets. And you've already hit on the crying bit. Use it early & often; it throws them off balance when you co-opt their number 1 weapon.

[Zarbod]

Exactly.  The bigger the lie the better.

[MBRHIndustries]

move-e. brilliant.

[Zarbod]

MBRH.  She wasn't amused. Some chicks just have no class--or running shoes.

[juicr500]

Hey Zarbod, where'd ya get my picture?

So, the stalking thing's not working out?

Find out where she lives and hide in her bush.

[Zarbod]

I was in the tree outside her bedroom last week. She called the police and stuff happened. Words were said. I think we'll work through it though. We have a strong attraction for each other. She just isn't aware of it yet. More on that Friday!

[juicr500]

So, does she have a bush?

[Zarbod]

No. Just trees. All around her house. What a silly, silly question.

[Blargaldalien]

Yes,Zarbod.Many women eschew topiary.I know many who have shaved their bushes.

[ujdo]

You can't Dine 'n' Dash at Sizzler. They get their money up front! Considering the clientel, that's a smart move.

[Zarbod]

D#%$. I didn't do enough research. I considered that possiblity but I don't have a Sizzler here--nor do I have women willing to be seen with me. Now people will disregard my clearly irrational advisor.

[juicr500]

Busted.

[PlanetZoltar7]

At places like Sizzler, you don't really "Dine", you eat, big difference.

And, you can "Eat and Dash" if you know what you're doing. All you have to do is to walk in, cram as much food into your mouth and pockets as you can, and then run like hell.

[Rowdyeh]

Sizzler in Australia went bust, probably because all those who ate and ran...

[Zarbod]

Row, Sorry about that.