Added: 9 months ago
From: somegreybloke
Views: 532,022
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (995)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • i should be expecting 3527 vids

  • Thumbs up if you liked this video

  • That was pretty good. I was laughing.

  • lol I just realized that this rapture was supposed to be on my b-day XD

  • This is pretty funny.I want to know, are you a Christian?

    It's cool though that you made this video stating the important aspects of what to do and what not to do before the rapture.

  • This is not blasphemous... but it is hysterical! XD remember the bible says you will know neither the day nor the hour of the return of the Massiah. So chill and laugh a bit at the idiots who keep trying to guess.

  • you have no Christian viewers because you speak blasphemy unto God and you will pay...

  • @mrpootenmir he has no christian views cause none of them have a sence of humour. its like santa, but just for grown ups.

  • So, did anyone but me go to Heaven, or...?

  • Umm Hello were still here! Next up 2012(:

  • Very funny, thank-you, keep up the good work!

  • Obviously the rapture wasn't gonna be may 21st. Jesus said: No one will know the day or the hour, not even the angels in heaven. If it was May 21st it would mean Jesus was lying.

  • @GriiiiiiinD Sorry to be picky but you wrote "Jesus said" but what you should have written is "The New testament book Matthew verse 24:36 quotes Jesus as saying:" Nobody can be sure what, if anything, Jesus said, or even if he was a historical person. The Gospel of Matthew was written by an unknown author in 80-90 AD, taking his material from at least two other sources. It's unlikely therefore that the author witnessed the event described.

  • you're all insane. when the rapture happens im not going to go argue over which religion is right im going to go pray my ass off to every god from every religion that wikipedia can provide me :P

  • My cat was raptured. See the video by putting "watch?v=Mde5roRxP7E" in the YouTube search bar.

  • Comment removed

  • @imthemandawg and?

  • "The world's foremost expert on Raptural Science" Hahaha that line cracked me up.

  • yeah, i and not gathered christ. however, up to about 60 years ago, i would prossably have been set up to go to Limbo, along with all the unbaptised babies and stillborns etc. Unfortunately, in the very final decades before the Rapture all of a sudden there is and never was no Limbo anymore.

    so yeah, here is my tip: don't be pregnant less than 10 months before the Rapture! you'd never see it.

  • gathered *to* christ.^

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • @lygophile

    Children automatically get to heaven, so you don't have to worry about that.

  • @id493337 not according to my sources they don't. no baptise, no bliss.

  • you know, original sin and all.

  • @lygophile

    Then what is your sources, where in the bible does it say you need to be baptise?

  • @id493337 i have no idea, but that's what i keep hearing everywhere and you're the first to disagree. in fact, the whole reason the Church invented Limbo was to circumvent the issue.

  • @lygophile

    Whatever, I am a christian you must of been talking to Catholics, they believe that kind of stuff through I can't find it in the bible... I know baptism cleanse the soul but it is not. the kind of baptism that you sink in the water backward but the kind where you ask God for forgiveness and ask for the holy spirit to clean you and for God to make you anew men, but like I said, that is not necessary... especially for a baby that could not of committed a sin yet, so is not filthy.

  • @id493337 ah, oright. hardly any baptists in Europe..

  • Dued¡!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dude you are FUCKIN HILARIOUS! You have no idea how much I laugh at your videos. Just keep it up man. Nothin holding you back. One of the best people on youtube :)

  • Umm... Trapeze artist lmfao

  • Lmoa these are some great rules taking notes

  • no killings sprees ok I'll try to bare that in mind

  • This is kinda creepy.

  • You can thank Kratos for the rapture not happening.

  • i love the way he says Jesus, that is too funny!

  • its been almost 5 months now. when is the "rapture" going to happen? Oh yeah thats right...NO ONE KNOWS!!!! and no one will know till it happens. Dumb ass LOL

  • @randomstuff2327 maybe it happen and you where just left be hind? I feel sad for you missing out on the rapture. j/king

    P.S it not nice to call someone a Dumb ass. you Dumb ass

  • @EvilAang LOL yeah ik. im just talking about the rapture. plz its so far fetched. I'm not saying it won't happen but im also not going to say it will, because I just simply don't know and no one does.

  • @randomstuff2327 - Anyone with any brains knows it won't happen! :-)

  • " Well if your one of the 97% of the people who don't go by Jesus, I will see you in HELL". LOL :D

  • Now this is my question, why is your teeth yellow?

  • Have we seen great tribulation? Has the Antichrist been revealed? We have some hard times to endure, before He returns. But before that, much deception will abound. Let no man deceive you.

    "For the eyes of the LORD range throughout the earth to strengthen those whose hearts are fully committed to him." (2 Chronicles 16:9)

    "And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age." (Matthew 28:20)

  • "Don't let anyone deceive you in any way, for [that day will not come] until the rebellion

    occurs and the man of lawlessness is revealed, the man doomed to destruction." (2 Thess. 2)

    Timeline:

    *The rebellion or falling away

    *THE ANTICHRIST WILL BE REVEALED

    *The LORD will return

  • Timeline: *GREAT TRIBULATION *The sun darkened & moon won't give its light *The stars will fall & heavenly bodies be shaken *The sign of the Son of Man will appear in sky *All the nations will see Him and mourn *The trumpet will sound *The angels (NOT ALIENS) will gather His elect *Dead in Christ will rise *Those of us who are alive, will go up to meet Him in the air
  • Timeline: GREAT TRIBULATION The sun darkened & moon won't give its light The stars will fall & heavenly bodies be shaken The sign of the Son of Man will appear in sky All the nations will see Him and mourn The trumpet will sound The angels (NOT ALIENS) will gather His elect Dead in Christ will rise Those of us who are alive, will go up to meet Him in the air
  • At that time the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and all the nations of the earth will mourn. They will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other." (Matthew 24)

  • "IMMEDIATELY AFTER the distress of those days

    the sun will be darkened,

    and the moon will not give its light;

    the stars will fall from the sky,

    and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’

  • lol

  • Ha ha. Thatzz funny! Rapture is in two days.Are you Rapture Ready?Or are you going to hell?

  • People are talking about the rapture like there's no tomorrow :o)

  • Apparently Jesus missed his flight to Earth and can't make it down here until October 21 of this year.

  • Jesus said that some of his disciples would be raptures before death. That obviously didn't happen.

  • Thumbs up if your watching youtube in 2205

    O wait thats just the time backwards.

  • Fun fact: the guy mentioned as the savior stated that the Day would come like a Thief in the night.

  • FALSE CHRIST COMES FIRST

  • What does the Rapture really tell us? It tells us there are some fucking stupid mother fuckers in the USA. I believe that is what God is trying to tell us with His promise of the Rapture. Am i right Lord?

  • I was searching for band called the rapture and this showed up

  • lol love these videos

  • Matthew 43:37; and Jesus continued; feel not compassion nor sorrow for the damned; as compassion and sorrow is not funny; as he finished; the skies opened; and the father sent 3 bolts of lightning; smiting and killing 3 young children; for the sins of their parents; as their souls were pulled into the abyss of hell; jesus and his followers started rolling on the floor laughing; or ROFLing as it shall henceforth be known;

  • @limosisv2 ROFL :D 

  • @limosisv2 hunny the rapture aint even anything to mock or make fun of.. Us "christians" didnt say that jesus was comin back on may 21 2011. last time i checked it was a nut job, even in the bible it says no man shall no the day or hour on which the lord returns :\ It aslo talked about how to NOT be fooled by false dates and that ppl will look down on christianity bcuz some nut jobs will predict the rapture.. so why compare the whole faith of christianity to a nut jobs who makes money of this

  • @LilyBoo17506 dear lord. Please find it in your infinite wisdom to rapture this nice lady as soon as you can. She is obviously very excited to be taken.

    Now i make the assumption that she is indeed female, as she did call me "hunny". and if she was a he calling me "hunny", while that's not a good indication of homosexuality, it does hint towards it... And we all know that homosexuality is a "sin" and automatically disqualifies any chance of being raptured.

  • @limosisv2 ard hun, im not with the childish shyt going back and forth, i cant change your mind on whatever you think is a joke or not, :) enjoy your days in the tribulation, i'll be in the sky laughin at you

    have a nice day

    (kick rocks)

  • @LilyBoo17506 Matthew 43:28; And Jesus said unto his disciples; believe in me and thou shalt be saved; on the day of my return we shalt kick rocks at non-believers and false-believers alike; and we will ascend to the heavens; just some believers; not all; and in the heavens we shalt LOL at the damned for it shalt be funny; non- believers; false believers; the poor; homosexuals; jews; and anyone else i feel like leaving behind; shalt burn in eternal flame in the wake of our collective LOLs;

  • @LilyBoo17506 you must be reading YOUR retardation version of the bible. lol youre to stupid and uneducated to know whats gonna happen after the rapture :)

    i feel bad for you

  • @LilyBoo17506 i do love the irony of a fundamentalist christian calling a rationalist "stupid and uneducated".

  • @limosisv2 well its true :) you have no clue whats gonna happen after the rapture.. Mock us if that makes u feel better inside but hun.. youre in for a terrible time.. YOU MAD XD

  • @LilyBoo17506 Well ok... i grew up in a christian environment, so suffice it to say, i've read the bible and know what's in it. and let's look at it from your point of view.... let's say the rapture does happen. i can say with almost complete confidence, judging from your demeanor on this comment board, you must've missed a few of jesus' teachings, and will more than likely will not be one of "the saved". but it's not all bad. we can hang out in hell. and atleast they'll have beer and good music

  • @limosisv2 uhmm i dont see what's your point is ? Mankind has their own teachins of the bible of the bible. No one really understands it but its up to us to use our god givin brains to come up with our best knowledge. At this point of time i kno we are about to live thru the events of revalations.. see how today is ? war, economic crisis, its all gonna head to a one world government with a leader who will promise peace and claim to be jesus (anti christ) but jesus wouldnt leave me like that

  • @LilyBoo17506 well i suppose my point in all of this is, it's very hard to understand how a person who probably does lead a fair life, not really effecting another's life so much, keeping to themself besides the odd sprout of arrogance on the interwebs, can have a guaranteed pass in "the rapture"... yet a man like Mohandas Ghandi, who devoted his entire life on promoting peace and put his own life on the line for many others, regardless of race or religion... is in hell, because he's hindu?! WTF

  • @limosisv2 "The Rapture" is a false doctrine, doctrine meaning teaching. The English readers of the Bible have snatched away one verse where the verb to be "caught up" has become misused. This idea that all of a sudden we will physically fly into heaven is new to Christianity, i.e. was never taught until 1830.... People like their myths I reckon. Peace

  • @LilyBoo17506 so please explain how truely compassionate, amazingly humble and selfless humans, who dont necessarily believe in the christian god... like truely inspirational human beings who have changed the world for the better... people better than any of us, any preacher or pastor, even the pope... yet their belief in another religion or irreligion all together can send this amazing human to hell.... so tell me why....

  • @limosisv2 i though i ended this convo. 2 comments ago O.o

    it seems like a brick wall is tryna say something to me, but i dont understand

  • @LilyBoo17506 riiiiight...... I expected nothing less than for a fundamentalist christian to run from a question that they can't answer.... probably dismissing it all together, and passing it as the devil's talk... nice one

    oh and good luck in the rapture.... so we'lll meet up for a drink in hell then? :D

  • @limosisv2 retard alert @limosisv is retard...

    like i said

    youre dismissed

  • @LilyBoo17506 wow.... you really are the worst christian....

  • @limosisv2 and you are the worst retard :O

  • @limosisv2 kno why ? because i love him with all my heart. Yeah i may sin here and there but he know;s im not perfect. As long as i live good, spread love and hope instead of hate and confusion my sins would be forgivin. I havent forgot god so he wouldnt forget about me also. I dont think that i will be taken during the rapture but i KNOW im gonna be taken.. i kno ima have ever lastin life with my lord and god.. but if you wanna drink beer in hell , so be it, thats your business: )

  • @limosisv2 And if i do get left behind, so be it. Jesus knows that i will die for him just like he died for me on the cross.. enough with this childishness on here, you go your way, i go my way

  • Comment removed

  • i'm ready for the rapture! lord please take these idiots up to heaven so the rest of us rational, obviously more intelligent, people can finally be rid of one of the most annoying "trends" to arise in recent history.

    oh please lord, take them soon.

  • Comment removed

  • its not funny its the matter of life and death and all non believers in christ you probably are thinking that the rapture will never come but you will be crying and asking god for forgiveness when all who loved god and obeyed him are all taken away so repent now please i beg you your life wont be any better when the end of the world is here devil is making you non believers in christ evil so please repent now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Funny how he says "I'll see you in hell".

  • Looks like someone skipped a bible verse *COUGH* Matthew 24:36

  • The Lord IS coming very soon. I had a dream last night of this coming and he is coming VERY VERY VERY soon to collect his children, and I am only 10 :)

     ~Crystal

  • @tiffany09871 crystal go back to sleep.

  • The Bible says that NOBODY knows the day or hour that the rapture will occur. Only God not even Jesus knows. It says that God will tell His Son to go and get his children. When He does this, the rapture will happen. But the real question is are YOU ready????

  • @BONJ97 so jesus isn't god?

  • well then, i guess this means everyone got raptured except me and the 30 thousand ppl who made comments on this video and all of my freinds and my family and everyone on facebook youtube anddddd at community college.

    maybe .. a few monks somewhere got raptured..

    or maybe thats what happened to everyone on myspace....

  • the bible no one knows the day or the hour... and according to bible prophecies I know he is coming very very soon... so repent and ask jesus to come into your heart so you can be saved and ready for that day.

  • hilarious.. matter fact.. kneeslapper

  • Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    I laugh at this video!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    No human will ever know when the rapture will accrue only God knows. And the rapture will happen all around the world. I know because its in the Word. The Bible. So lol

    We will never know when it happens.

    Sorry nor really trying to be mean but seriously. Rapture science?!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :)

  • "raptural science" hahahahah!!

    

  • Is it too late to like this video.....since the date passed.....and everything?

  • "no-one likes consequences"

    that is so very true

  • looooks like i'm still here(:

  • it past nothing happen

  • peepholecircus sent me. this was good.

  • 1st of july now be funny if loads of people went on a rapture killing spree sorry but im an atheist

  • How do we know that 2% of the world's population wasn't raptured on 21st May and we're all damned? Feels pretty good to me so far...

  • hhahah they already have the tribulation to deal with

  • HERE WE GO AGIAN LIKE IN A FEW MONTHS , (HAROLD C MADE A MISTAKE AND SAID IT IS ACULLY IN OCT 21) THE PEOPLE WHO BELIVES IN THIS SHIT IS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY stupid . hahahh

  • FREAKING FUNNY! Thanks

  • The rapture really happened... but the only ones deemed good enough to be taken were a little old lady in Illinois, and her budgie.

    Unfortunately, Kent Hovind and Peter Popoff were left behind with the rest of us damned.

  • @mandolinic "The rapture really happened... but the only ones deemed good enough to be taken were a little old lady in Illinois, and her budgie"

    ROLFLMAO!!!!!! That was good.

  • what do u mean we will be last in american samoa fucking prick!

  • @Jazz8855, not because of your nationality, dumbshit.

    because of the timezone the Samoan islands are in.

  • @notdacia well i already knew that you dumb ass try checkin in on some sarcasm

  • @Jazz8855 It's kind of hard to spot sarcasm in a Youtube comment; there's no point calling someone a dumbass for pointing out that you said something stupid.

  • 97 percent? there are around 2.3 billion christians. thats at least 40 percent of the world population

  • @miketheman12100 very few even belived in the ratre though

  • 1 day later "May 21, 2011. Never trust someone speaking on a cartoon RETARD THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE THIS IM JUST LETING YOU KNOW ITS JUNE!

  • ur dumb ._.

  • don't go on a pre raptural klling spree lmao and there was the lady who tried to kill self and her kids.

  • Thumbs Up If your watching this After the rapture ;)

  • @paigeedrover Um...it's been almost a month since the Rapture. We're ALL watching it after the Rapture.

  • @paigeedrover "Therefore be on the alert, for you do not know which day your Lord is coming." --Yeshua/ Jesus Christ (Matthew 24:42).

    The quickest way to tell if someone is a false prophet is if they claim to know the day of the Rapture. If people actually studied the words of Christ, there would not be so many deceived when men like Camping popped up.

    Watch my video: "The Rapture: Mystery of the Restrainer."

  • @paigeedrover yo i heard that if you are baptized and you will go in the sky i am,just got to work on how i act

  • Oh, that's great!!! I wish I had seen this before the rapture, so I could share it with my friends, who are now utterly sick of my post-rapture jokes. LOL

  • The whore Rapture thing was stupid as hell. I mean, how old IS that guy? And how many times has he tried saying the world would end? Gawd. ~-~

  • @HomicidalNnyKip I thought it would be hilarious if that guy would die they minute he said the world would end

  • i'm glad we didn't get raptured cause i'm still getting a kick out of this vid lol

  • you're such a......confused one. you must do research in this subject outside of your own head not just trying to reason it out as if the only iformation on this, is your own imagination. you're showing that to be very limited.

  • see u later

  • Lol, the video views are 456,911 :')

  • @piepiepie900 911 lol

    a 2nd 9 -11

  • i'll probably see you in hell ass wipes!!!

  • hahaha yellow teethed :DD

  • sooo...I guess the date has been updated now to Oct 21, 2011 ..........???

  • want to watch something funny? watch jack roche on scaffloding, watch jack fall off

  • like this if u watched this vid bcoz it was a response from amazing phils video :DD

  • sssooooo uuuhhhh yeah are we all dead?

  • hey im from the future and the the mayan calander will finish not end i was worried but it was a prank

  • Love that your pronunciation is so perfectly clear that there is not even one mistake in the subtitles generated by youtube ^^

  • No man will know the hour.

  • the guy needs a toothbrush...

  • @hilaman05

    um its not that he dosent brush. js.

  • lmao!!!

  • As funny as the "pre-raptural killing spree" may sound, if there's people out there willing to donate $140,000, sell their homes and use up their kids college funds to promote this, its probably not beyond the realms of possibility it could happen.

  • What? Give me my three minutes back

  • Raptural science!!!! LMAO~~~!!!

  • That was so funny, whoever belived the world was going to end is so stupid. I don't normally rate vids but yours gets a thumbs up

  • Comment removed

  • ILL SEE U IN HELL IDIOT

  • @x3FAWWLx3 NO U

  • Hey guys the guy who said it would happen said he canceled it lol!!!

  • rapture is bulll

  • not funny

  • What is this crap ?

  • Mega fail

  • HA. I survived. My son did to. And babies go to heaven no matter what. Seriously. Listening to someone say what day we are going to our final destination is stupid. Bible says no one knows. Not even the angels in heaven. Only God knows. And dude certainly is not God. WOW

  • well...... its may 26th now so, yea. we either all survived or are all dead, but oh well!

  • Look its nath

  • Everyone is alive : )

  • I love the way He says If you are In" Danger" Of being taken by Jesus. Ha Ha Ha that Funny. And Im A Christian.

  • It wasn't god that sed it wud b the 21st of may so ppl can still beleive asswipe

  • It didn't happen and people STILL BELEIVE IN GOD.

    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT PEOPLE, THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTIETH TIME IN YOUR LIFETIME THAT THE WORLD IS GOING TO END BECAUSE OF RELIGION AND YOU STILL BELEIVE! ASDfuckingF!

  • @Makingblah71

    LOL

  • @Makingblah71 you are so ignorant

  • i had some christians friends and i cant find them anymore anywhere after the 21st may :(