A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
Hmm... I'm working on a video in which I project one half of my internal monologue onto a secondary character. I took it from you. I hope you don't mind.
You're much better than me, so don't worry about competition.
In fact, I'm only still going to post it out of stubbornness, not because I think it's very good.
u should make a caterpillar or mabey some little bits of popcorn out of papermache and whe they're done put them in a bowl on the table and then sumone will think its real and eat it.
HAHAHAHA you know i noticed you're using more curse words in your videos....
just thought i'd point that out.
OH you know, i kind of used to to something like this with one of my friends on the phone. only my other self was bethany instead of stephanie. i would say something and then i would hold the phone away from my face and say that bethany said it. IT WAS FUN! =]
You should make a duck. A BDSM duck. Out of papier mache, that is. It'll need a ballgag made of balled up newspaper covered in loo roll paper, and some leather bits made of cardboard or something.
Oh, you know what I'm talking about. *suggestive looks*.
No, you probably don't, but that's alright. It all stems from a vibrating toy that's shaped like a rubber ducky. It's kind of disturbing. They made a bdsm version of it for fun.
(I'm not lying, the lady at the stag shoppe always tries to get me to buy one when I'm in there, and tells me it's "discreet".
I do think that tom is hot, BUT tom is pretty hot too... so hard to decide...
DalekEater14 2 weeks ago
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
TheRyanBerlin 2 weeks ago
dirty.
MsBubbleblaster 7 months ago
so many references to masturbating(:
imjohnandyouare 10 months ago
you're a genius!
DavidTismyDoctor 10 months ago
You improve life.
BalwitBA 1 year ago 8
you look a bit like Michael J. Fox
franka91 1 year ago 7
Who's the girl?
Mekakitty???
XOXON1kk1 1 year ago
@XOXON1kk1 lol mechakitty. haha
purklefluff 1 year ago
@purklefluff actually he was talking about Laurbubble.
matthewcarrett 1 year ago
it's true you ARE hardly the pioneers of projecting an internal monologue onto a secondary character
thedepersonified 1 year ago
i cant c the differnce they lok like each other lol
MrNajah08 2 years ago
The picture of the video is your Youtube dp! :)
dancingdruggy 2 years ago
i can't decide if tom is hotter or tom is hotter. i think tom is. but i'm not sure.
purfectpuff 2 years ago 54
from a heterosexual male point of view, i agree, Tom is slightly hotter than Tom
Oct23rd4004BC 2 years ago 16
my dream is to play warcraft with you
reeubeen 2 years ago
tom is hotter :)
evilbeaver100 2 years ago
I like how when he says the first "private time," he's smiling. It's just so adorable <3
sillynstubborn 2 years ago 6
love it
Eqz82 2 years ago
PORN!
mightymellow01 2 years ago 7
1.33 XD oh i love it
zeedentist 2 years ago
You've got it.
mittvarp 3 years ago
I'm afraid he's right... he is the hotter one
Lomecron 3 years ago 6
LOL!!!
audw 3 years ago
lol 0:50 is his profile picture. he is 26yo now. he has the face of a 17yo. what face moisturiser did you use man.
=)
aussieboy2148 3 years ago 2
isn't he 24?
sillynstubborn 2 years ago
When he made the video in 2007, he was 22.
uniquefreakness 2 years ago
ohhh ok. thanks :D
sillynstubborn 2 years ago
haha i am warning you...there is going to be glue everywhere..xD
uhuhuhuh paper mashee!
xchiisax 3 years ago 5
oh my god. I figured out that video is your profile picture...thing.. yeah
Trizoned 3 years ago
lol
genius
TheBeatles193 3 years ago
i gotta go back and watch this once in a while...
its about my favourite vid of yours
poeven 3 years ago
ah haha!
youXagain 3 years ago
sorry bout repeating myself but
i LOVE you!
poeven 3 years ago
lol
thelazyage 3 years ago
LMAO
OLDSKOOL511 3 years ago 2
lol i though maybe you were watchng something else.
krickett87 3 years ago 2
i think you're talking about molly, maybe?
yougotninjured 3 years ago
Check the video response :)
tophtheninjapirate 3 years ago
who are you talking about Tom?
yougotninjured 3 years ago
ha ha ha lol
Tom is hotter hands down :)
HeatherSmilez 3 years ago
These are CLASSIC.
WatashiWaImasen 3 years ago 2
Hmm... I'm working on a video in which I project one half of my internal monologue onto a secondary character. I took it from you. I hope you don't mind.
You're much better than me, so don't worry about competition.
In fact, I'm only still going to post it out of stubbornness, not because I think it's very good.
SpykeIV42 3 years ago
lol
who r they talkin about tho?
grapefruitpie123 3 years ago
haha this is my favourite frezned video...ur a genius...where do you think up this stuff?! hhaha
improvementneeded 3 years ago
So good
hydroxidesiano 3 years ago
ahahaahahaha
humdot 3 years ago 2
i seriously watch this video all the time. does that make me a weirdo? probably.
"Dont... dont you bloody dare!"
fairypixie 3 years ago 2
lol i can see you watchn it now on the thingo
philphie 3 years ago
i told ya... i watch it all the time. :)
fairypixie 3 years ago
where r u from ? because i'm watching this at like 2:45am in sydney est time
philphie 3 years ago
I'm in the US. I'm in Omaha Nebraska... and i was watching it at noon. (it's now past 6:30pm)
fairypixie 3 years ago
wow this just makes me look like an insombniac. either that or i only like doing hw really late
philphie 3 years ago
haha... no worries, i'm a recovering insomniac myself. I dont think i can ever be fully cured.
fairypixie 3 years ago
paper mashe with.. WHAT SORT OF GLUE
?!!? :o:o
bogan182 3 years ago 3
"and theres going to be glue everywhere"
lovekaulitzbrothers 3 years ago 3
HAHAHAHA! I LOVED that! <3 you Tom.
"...and I'm going to make, paper mache!"
kumquatOO7 3 years ago
are they talking about mememolly?
meohmy320 3 years ago
maybe? i dont know, i was stating to think that, but i really have no clue.
firedrake46 3 years ago
ha. ha.
25annie 3 years ago
Haha! "Today it's my turn with the hands!" That was great.
commandercandy 3 years ago
ahahaha....this is hilarious! you're awesome tom xDDD
peanutbutterpocky 3 years ago
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so this video stuff is a cover up of how delightfully boring you really are?
grachious 3 years ago
i think this is my fav. possibly of all the vids on youtube.
HaShomeret 3 years ago 3
Kid, do you know how HOT you are? Great job. This INTJ likes it. No. Loves it. :)
NiamhKeanu 3 years ago 3
hahah soo funny!
"DON'T make paper mache!"
stagecutie 3 years ago 3
Friggin brilliant and hysterical. Love it!
ttoddthepeapod 3 years ago 3
lol goodtimes
BarrettTV 3 years ago
hahahahahahahaha at first i thought... well you probably know....
but anyway i like how all the words that end with a vowel you say an r at the end.
sanichiwa 3 years ago
PRIVATE TIME! PRIVATE TIME! hahaha
BeccaRox121 3 years ago 3
lol I love your stuff!
JesiR 4 years ago
'im going to make paper mache"
"oh dont you DARE"
XD
purplemist123 4 years ago
that was soo funny
you seem insane!
livelovelaugh221 4 years ago
its my turn with the hands and im going to go make....PAPER MACHE'.
roflcoptergasmcoaster
icanmakeaname 4 years ago
I love it when you talk to yourself, you crazy Aussie.
I'm going to rip this off sometime.
:)
BlistElk 4 years ago 2
haha nice!
Sorry toms but lauras are hotter!
=)
MusicFromBlueSkies 4 years ago
i'm 22...i can look at what i want.
morgasm1010 4 years ago 3
MY GOD! I just loved it!
1love93 4 years ago 3
Great vid!
DarkMagik0 4 years ago
lmao! private time!
simpsonsfan440 4 years ago 6
third time in a row watching the video!
:]
never gets old!
:D
shellylove23 4 years ago
"You and me are as hot as each other!" wow...
shadowmorman 4 years ago
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YOUR 22 YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR 2
dogsoutofspace 4 years ago
It's Tuesday! Yeah, It's my turn with the hands and I'm going to make paper mache!
lmao.
jeannypoo 4 years ago 44
omg, lmao.
She's totally not hotter than you, btw.
uniquefreakness 4 years ago 4
sometimes i rewacht vids because i'm showing them to my friends. and then theres this one which i just love to wacht! even if its just me.
HaShomeret 4 years ago 3
paper mache. hehe :D
Leyonne 4 years ago
ROFL
JordoSkate101 4 years ago
it's tuesday!
ba3362 4 years ago
22! no wayy?
jennyLF 4 years ago
OMG you're 22?!?!
gapaulie 4 years ago
PAPER MACHE! XD
ziegfeldgirl12 4 years ago
oh Yeah? its tueseday!!! im going tomake paper mache!!lmfao
hiedey133 4 years ago
an accent isn't a skill! lmbo!
kritz4prez 4 years ago
LMAO! don't you bloody dare!
simpsonsfan440 4 years ago 2
i was just about to type that! lol
kritz4prez 4 years ago
Hes talking about laurbubble and her "i want the pain part!" video
peanutbuddahcup9 4 years ago
well, it was a tuesday. it was his turn. you shouldnt have started that. nope.
HaShomeret 4 years ago
*is american* *laughes like crap at accent part*.....*wants to go do that "peel dry elmers glue off your hands" thing*
Anonymiss731 4 years ago
explanation needed!!
x]
funny as shit
but who??
{hotter than us..}
lesterbaby109 4 years ago
GAHHHH!
People, he's watching the chick that he responded to.
NOT THAT OTHER STUFF!! XD
By the way awesome video! :D
icanmakeaname 4 years ago
LMAO LMAO! XDXDXD
BlooFaux 4 years ago
are you talking about TheHill88?
KraziKatze 4 years ago
THAT WAS SOOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!! HAHAHA
so.. whos this girl? i wanna see her videos
peanutbuddahcup9 4 years ago
What 'girl' are u talking about? @_@
Vacuouschan 4 years ago
LOLOLOL! x]
"paper mache"
x]
Checkingchecking123 4 years ago
I lol'd.
literally.
darkangel322 4 years ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
amidreamingitisbliss 4 years ago
Damn, Tom, looks like Tom wins this one.
\,,/
~Jonolan
JonolanFairchild 4 years ago
Your ever so strange
I love it :D
LittleMiss2000 4 years ago
BRE
LEE
ANT!
Whim23 4 years ago
Omg you are so funny, and once again you have like the sexiest accent EVER!!!
auntieshelby 4 years ago
Hello
I love you
buttbone92 4 years ago
You are way hotter than she is. Both of you ;)
But yes, accents are even sexier, and yours is incredible.
AveLoLo 4 years ago
She is really cute. You're hotter.
You're 22?! I'm sorry. You don't look super young or anything. You just don't seem older than 19. But that's just my opinion, and I'm annoying.
ViolentGypsyDancer 4 years ago
was the second one watching porn or something?
keesabella 4 years ago
lol i love it!!
incidently...is the girl cailin?
i.e. TheHill88?
darkisbeauty666 4 years ago
this one was genius!! :o :D
fieksol 4 years ago
i hate you for being sooooo sexy! x.x
SapporoSakura 4 years ago
your teeth are scary perfect....
artismylife25 4 years ago
OMG I'm not the only one that noticed that. Thats a good thing though tom =]
Megted 4 years ago
You're hilarious!
and btw, I'm in love with your accent.
Verticlegirl3814 4 years ago 4
teehee...ur funnyyyyy...teeheehee...lol...hahahahahaha. my bro says roflcopter btw. tootaloo!!!
P.S.--wtf is up w/ the mahshay. it's mashey. no emphasis on the ahhh. so...yeah...
morganalafay 4 years ago
omg i laughed sooo hard. You are quite a character. loved it!
princessgurl17 4 years ago 2
flipping the bird was the best!!!!
coolrien 4 years ago
Lmao! yeah it was!
MsSkateboardP 4 years ago
you should be an actor or summin lol
mizzslade 4 years ago 3
....dnt make paper ma.hahahahaha!..ure gud dude!
deandralizz 4 years ago
~Oh man you are one funny dude.~
TheReaperOfDarkness 4 years ago 11
lol! that was brilliant.
alittlepinkfreak 4 years ago 3
dude is that an austrailian or english accent you are fucking genious
irishnorweigian 4 years ago 2
you really are genius
Kenshinnnnn 4 years ago
LMAO funniest thing i've seen all week
Dramen20 4 years ago
wow. awesome movie! paper mache is fun!
u should make a caterpillar or mabey some little bits of popcorn out of papermache and whe they're done put them in a bowl on the table and then sumone will think its real and eat it.
then they might die from eating poison.
ahahahhahah.
peysine 4 years ago
cool
nc5sf11 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
marmarxox 4 years ago
i think the secondary one is hawter. sry
PomPomChica 4 years ago
Ahaha!
Your videos tickle my funny bones! XD
GlamGlenn 4 years ago
wheree have u been all my life :O
thewirrow 4 years ago
You look a bit like a cross between Daniel Radcliffe and David Tennant! Keep up the good work, you are RIDICULOUSLY funny!
jazzguy618 4 years ago 3
Wow todays actually tuesday to. its like wen i watched Norbit and he was saying tuesday and it was tuesday. (sigh)good times, gooood tiiimes.
spongefan25 4 years ago
your editing is fantastic!
radams123 4 years ago
hahaha dude ur really funny (Y)
Jadester22 4 years ago
u r a freak:)
both of u
xeniastarchild 4 years ago
SECONDARY tom looked like he was gonna cry after REAL COOL AND FUNNY tom flipped him off and said he was gonna make paper mache
serpent918 4 years ago
Ahaha honestly serpent, sometimes I swear you speak a language that just uses english words by coincidence.
frezned 4 years ago
I love this SO much...i've watched it like eight times...."i'm going to go make PAPER MACHE!" that is my favourite line
Teaisyum 4 years ago
ive watched this a few times now... your a funny bastard... seriously it deserves more veiws and you deserve to be featured...
FrogGodbee 4 years ago
Well she is hotter than you, heh ^^;
nerimon 4 years ago
"Insulting me is not going to get you out of this, Tom."
15 seconds later..
"Flattering me won't get you out of this, Tom."
Hah, and the end.. with the sigh of defeat.. x]
This video makes me laugh everytime I watch it. I love it~ =]
HowTheGodsKillx 4 years ago
i think i love you
valareedoll 4 years ago
Ok, thats why I'm subscribed. this kicked ass.
wyattwigglesworth 4 years ago
Your a crack up dude :)
bigshnoz 4 years ago
your actually pretty good :)
FrogGodbee 4 years ago
hahahahahha :)
ToBadYourBeautiful0 4 years ago
HAhaha fuuuunnyyy
^_________^
markuwabara 4 years ago
HAHAHAHA you know i noticed you're using more curse words in your videos....
just thought i'd point that out.
OH you know, i kind of used to to something like this with one of my friends on the phone. only my other self was bethany instead of stephanie. i would say something and then i would hold the phone away from my face and say that bethany said it. IT WAS FUN! =]
rejectedchik89 4 years ago
Oh my gosh! You are hilarious!
MuggleSam 4 years ago
"oh dont you bloody dare!"
haha...i liked it :] x
ohmygodjess 4 years ago
Love your videos, there great :)
LockSweet 4 years ago
Paper mache? That's very funny. I was thinking of Jekyll the entire time I was looking at this.
ImJusMee4 4 years ago
Hehe, that was cute.
You should make a duck. A BDSM duck. Out of papier mache, that is. It'll need a ballgag made of balled up newspaper covered in loo roll paper, and some leather bits made of cardboard or something.
joeyjojojimmyshabado 4 years ago
What.
frezned 4 years ago
I'd link you a picture, but I can't. Go to google and search "BDSM Duck".
joeyjojojimmyshabado 4 years ago
WHAT.
frezned 4 years ago
Oh, you know what I'm talking about. *suggestive looks*.
No, you probably don't, but that's alright. It all stems from a vibrating toy that's shaped like a rubber ducky. It's kind of disturbing. They made a bdsm version of it for fun.
(I'm not lying, the lady at the stag shoppe always tries to get me to buy one when I'm in there, and tells me it's "discreet".
joeyjojojimmyshabado 4 years ago
I'd looked it up. It freaked me out.
frezned 4 years ago
Ya, they're weird, and go 'bzz'.
joeyjojojimmyshabado 4 years ago
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...creepy...
DawnVesper 4 years ago
lmao.. this thread cracked me up
CurtainGuy 3 years ago
Wow this is so cool!! Love it
aliman99 4 years ago
I'm so glad I found your videos.
RoboFillet 4 years ago
classsic tom, classic :)
punchjoel 4 years ago
I hurt for the laughter! My head is spinning, like a spinny thing...with the turning and not stopping, very fast part. It's so funny!
itsmecejay 4 years ago
you like really really look like Michael J. Fox. like not now he's all old now but like when he was in Back to the Future... yeah.
nina435 4 years ago
Lol thought you were going somewhere else when you said that you get to use the hands :P
Patroclus55 4 years ago
hahahahahahahaha you're so talented at this hahaha..well at least you know where he'll have his hands
jnk0312 4 years ago
I'm 23! I can look at what you want!
slander23 4 years ago
that was AMAZING.
OmgDejaVu 4 years ago
hahaha, that was great! Probably one of your funniest!
FaiGoesHyuu 4 years ago
i just got back from seeing superbad..and it hit me, you loooook like michael cera!
whoooooa.
aharris8 4 years ago
the english accent attempt cracked me up, fuuuuuunny
Sallygoesmad 4 years ago
btw TAMCL, well done on keeping thomas 2's hands away from the camera. All the way through
JacobDeux 4 years ago