Brian Pretzel Orchestra

[OhTempora]

your eyes didn't ding! WHAT'S WRONG????

[ilikefoodx20]

im British! quite right quite right!

[peaceofvanilla]

I died at the ham sandwich/eyes bit

[TheFuzzyChronciles]

More funny voice

[AbalinaFoevah]

hahah

[dirtjumpin4lyf]

im from england and i find you video very very ofenci.... FUNNY!

[HoldenRyecatcher]

Um, you blinked. A lot. Yet no dinging noise. Did your eyelids finally receive a cure to their noisiness so you can finally get some shut eye? Unintentional pun. But anyways I apologize if this was a redundant comment because I doubt I am the first to mention this, being that I am watching your videos from two years ago for the first time... not in a creepy way, you're just funny. I shall return to watching more of your awesomeness on your channel now that I am done commenting in the dibblydoo.

[hungry4danish]

The side-eyed smile from the blonde at 0:20 cracked me up like no other for some reason!

[nirodast1]

the archbishops accent sounds more like smeagul

[MegaPower124]

this is an old video... HRFWHRHGVHJER!

[scribbeller]

ok, the last two seconds with the "Waahh!!" and the hands really got to me.

AHAHAHAHA

[xxlaurenellaxx]

Worst English accent EVER. sorry but I hate how people think British people talk like that!!!!

[6Shooter28]

@xxlaurenellaxx And you've committed the criminal offense of mixing up England & Britain. Good job.

[xxlaurenellaxx]

@6Shooter28 I live in England, and am English, so I know the difference. What I meant was that most people who AREN'T from Great Britain (England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland) think that everyone from these countries speaks with a posh English accent, drinks tea, and has bad teeth.

[6Shooter28]

@xxlaurenellaxx Yeah, no one really thinks that. They just make the jokes because it's like how all Americans are morbidly obese or all the French are cowards. We know it's not true but it's fun for an overused joke, anyway.

[FoxEagle993]

I've been hitting '7' on my keyboard for at least 4 minutes now. :D

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[naveregnide]

old wheezy is good wheezy

[MonDanArctic]

press 5 5 5 5 and he is gonna try to kiss you OMG!

[DaleStrickland]

0:25

"Arnold Schwarzenigger"

[BONNIE567]

This was glorious xD

[WolfElvendar]

They should have asked Jimmy Hendricks what the best way to inject drugs was. He could have told them back in the 60's. "Purple Haze all over my face... 'scuse me while I take my antibiotics."

[bayburtg]

Hey...craig with a wig used to be happy back in the day..

[presdunc]

3 people are arnold schwarchnegger

[charcoalrox]

that was the cheeriest ive ever seen craig with a wig

[xeroxes]

This made me XD

[PogieJoe]

Wheezy, your July 09 videos are some of your greatest ever!

[SherbetStardust]

York omg. That's where I live. 8DDDD OMG WHEEZYWAITER SAID YORK. xDD

[rebz2k6]

ROFL. " THE ARCH BISHOPS OF CANTERBURY IN YORK."

[workescapist]

why do you call 'em pretzels?

can't you say "Brezel" ?

with "B"! and "Brezel" is also the plural. makes it more easy.

[amhyams]

i love Brian Setzer xD

[Mer1002]

Nice Arnold schwarzenegger impression. "the arch bishops of canterberry and york" lol

[NeapolitanSixth]

I approve of today's breakfast pun. :-P

[AxelFoley305]

haha i love pretzel'z !!!

[JamesStickel]

Just found you from @MrArturoTrejo, checked out your band.... Good stuff mang. Subscribed.

[staytuned2L337]

when your eyes were watering they didn't ding! =O

[grif131]

how can you be so damn funy and only have 50k-7k vies every view

[gunnshot]

Greatest video ever. LOVE Brian Setzer Orchestra. Nice job, Craig!

[LukeTDoesStuff]

my god adamthealien is everywhere

[kisame69live]

your mather that bich hasol

[kisame69live]

figlio di troia

[trapjohnson]

Don't worry CWST is quite a giggle line.

[pistolbanana]

CHURCH WINE SWINE TIME

[coldplayisawesome]

"idont see why no one did this before, it was very much like we invented the sandwich" haha hilarious!!!!

[splicegrrl]

yay for wheezy accents

[pennygoo]

thanks i am :]

[pennygoo]

ok i actually had the swine flu guys. it was soo mild. i was in bed for a day and a half. and that was mostly because i was lazy. i had a cough and a sore throat for a couple days after that but i was up hoppin around. srsly.

[kindomania]

I had it too but mine took more like a week... I spread it to about my whole school.

[cantanstrophe]

0:58 to 1:01 made me literally LOL.

[gothickun]

Oh wheezy, you're ever so classy.

[KhoalityNguyener]

portland...oregon?

[aosbo4]

Ray sent me!

and im so happy that he did!

rofl!

[KhoalityNguyener]

church wine swine time! haha

[danny899]

this guy is so lmao XD

[spreadtheawesome]

Are you friends with the vlogbrothers? because you seem awesome enough to be a nerdfighter.

congratulations!

[JonnoStrife]

Great Arnie impersonation, and hey I didn't know you were with DFTBA records... Good For You Wheezy.

[Pieninja14]

Wooo, Portland!!!

[MaryAnimated]

Taking drugs through contact lenses? No...no that is not a good idea...

You're idea though...food through the eyes...genius. Lol

[autumnXHC]

are you sayind drunk driving?

[wilsontech1]

One of your best videos, and the BEST wink!

[heydilyse]

I saw a great news headline the other day; "monkey and accomplice suspected in plant theivery." It included the quote "who doesn't want a garden gargoyle?"

And I think that was my favorite wink ever.

[19Becka]

that's a nice dooblydo you got there.

[olgakay]

you are crazy but very fun :)

-OlgaKay

[wheezywaiter]

thank you. You too. Not sure I'd be able to go in public dressed like a girl from the 50s...I'd consider it, though.

[RIPCompanionCube]

@wheezywaiter YOUTUBE CELEBRITY CHAT.

[beastintwin2]

@olgakay =[] you actually commented on a video i know of lol

[RebelliousToe]

@olgakay That's what she said.

[1912jackdawson1912]

seeing you singing in a wig is the most hauntingly beautiful thing since... tay ZONDAAAYYYYY.

totally

[bdirgo]

I'M GOING TO INJECT HEROIN STRAIGHT INTO MY EYES

Thanks for the idea.

[TwilightAddict96]

you should buy pop tarts, they rock

[wheezywaiter]

see my video, "the mamas and the pop tarts"

[TwilightAddict96]

awesum, i said you should buy them, noy necessarily make a video for them. lol

[daysleeper318]

@wheezywaiter Maybe Mama Cas should have taken ham sandwiches through her eyes.

BECAUSE THEN SHE WOULDN'T BE DEAD :D

[ItsLiv]

you are the BEST

[ianswertobob]

Awesome video!! :) AND I KNOW LIKE EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THAT WHEEZY-WINKING CIRCLE!! Amazing. That made me super happy.

~Kiera

[acdcfan7]

i preordered your ep last week yaaaaay

[chubawunkin]

nice monty python!!

[IAmViviLee]

lol.. you'll pitch a tent

..i took that badly.. sorry

[SnakesAndWorms]

Where was I supposed to be when you said the "camp-pain" joke?

[4windchimes]

wow, you're really good at voices 0_0

[xxpajjioxx]

i would just like to say that i adore your videos. :]

[xlyricallies]

a pita pocket, with a big wad of DRUG.

[naomignome]

church wine swine time.

SO FUNNY.

it's ridiculous.

i love your videos.

[dneujahr87]

Ham, Tomato, Lettuce, Honey-mustard, Hold the mayo on sour-dough. Mmmm, Best sandwhich ever! I knew I liked you for some reason ;)

[RenatovanBloemenhuis]

Another sweet video. Keep 'em comin' :-D

[Randomtree777]

Where do i send a wink ?

[chocice2000]

YAY more regular videos!

[getawesome12]

i think all those drugs to the eyes will cause blindness..

"oh.. hey! you lost your eyesight? oops! ..but you treated that high cholesterol!"

[imzUnicorn]

Now I wish I went to the Portland gathering.

[explodingsnapss]

Oh hello, the father of my children :) I LOVE YOU.

[artvandelay13]

medicated contacts are for pussies. i just jam my aspirin right into my eye sockets manually.

[MimsieSky]

Craig...you're gonna get a wink and a song from me sometime....Someday.... <3

[mindygogogo]

I'm going to preorder your CD dangerously soon.

Because I listened on myspace and fell in love. :I

[redhandgrunt]

Did you just find Adam the Alien?

[bigal96]

ahhhhh...

There's no better way to come back home from work and watch this brilliant man and his beard

wheezy, I thank you!

[jennabunnykins]

Have you become a partner with youtube lately?

[divinacomedias]

Good Arnold imitation!!!

[andrsdtz]

this was brilliant wheezy :o) your arnold impression made me lol

[mrbuchanantoyou]

church wine swine time cracked me up lol

and the swarza'majiga voice was just wow

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

who do you think you are, phillip defranco?

ha jk great as always

[WowKablamo]

Portland...Oregon?

[wheezywaiter]

that's the one.

[WowKablamo]

Ohh my favorite place!

[OhEryka]

Oh how I enjoy watching your videos!

Loved the ending winks by far the best so far! :D

And your singing is exceptional! xD

[imgonnabeatree]

Oh goodness, the wink clip has us sparkling and everything, haha. [:

Also, yes, it's easy to find Arnold funny when you don't have to deal with the fact that he's your governator. :/

[asimplecadence]

Hahahaha. I love you.

[DanaEatsYou]

Haha. Oh how I enjoy you singing about food. <3

[PeaceLoveDisney]

lmao. I loved your Arnold jokes. :P

"guess you had to be there"

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

Whole new way to take that heroin into your system... honestly, i find it so disturbing. o.O

[Friendswobenefits]

I know most of the winks. Small youtube eh?

[creativewind]

Sounds almost as fun as injecting concentrated cat urine into one's eye in an effort to chase a ridiculous high.

Someone told me about that once and I've since been traumatized. I can no longer innocently consider drugs and eyeballs in the same sentence. 0_o

[dneujahr87]

There was so much excellence in that. Where do I begin? I didn't think it could be done, but Wheezy Waiter is actually getting more creative!

Totally AWESOME!

[elffia]

go to the grocery store. just do it. seriously.

[TheWisestWizards]

Sandwich contacts... that might be the thing that finally gets me to make the switch over from glasses.

-Jordan

[NaeRae86]

your the funniest person I know...and I know a lot of people lol. There is no other person on youtube that is consistently good as your videos. they never let me down

[ItTakesII]

Yay, I saw a few people I know in the wink circle :D

This video was especially comical good sir.

-Julian

[splodge82]

Wow.... You sounded so English then I thought you were the Arch Bishop in disguise

[Mike019232]

Awesome vid. :) What happened to Bagel Fridays? I haven't seen Bagel Fridays for so long :P

[wheezywaiter]

me neither. Som one oughta do something about that.

[Mike019232]

hmm, yes, someone should do something about that.

[Cohenism]

Agreed. I'd do it, but our Starbucks doesn't serve bagels anymore.

If only there was someone...*looks off into the bearded distance*

[ipdddd]

my church stopped using wine a while ago....

WAIT! isn't the chaleous used for communion(as in the bread)?

[rbrown2697]

"pitch a tent" always makes me chuckle.

As does "uranus".

[mmmStaley]

Pre-Ordered you EP =D can't wait

[pixonu]

I live near York. BOOM! :)

[Toddly00]

oh you are just getting CRAZY!!!

[wheezywaiter]

I think it was that slap you gave me in New York that did it....and then those 5 slaps from girls last weekend....and all the OTC.

[valerie2776]

churchwineswinetime! YEAH!

[OpieTheMighty]

I know those portland people!  #lameclaimtofame, oh wait trending topics only work on twitter.... the internet is a confusing place.

[lesliefoundhergrail]

hmmm, Scott, you would usually disown us. I see how it is.

[coldplayisawesome]

i think this is my favorite ww video so far.

[fallofautumndistro]

Awesome gathering theme song rendition!

[lesliefoundhergrail]

You know how we roll...

[TheUmbrellaBoy]

I still cannot believe you only have 6000 or so subscribers, you deserve like, another one, maybe more.

[Marinadellrae]

Oh god. I love you. SO MUCH.

[crimsong19]

Awesome winkers!

[lesliefoundhergrail]

Why, thank you...

[lisaxy424]

Ok - I've been watching for months...but this one has pushed me to finally comment. You are BRILLIANT - between your impersonation of Arnold, 'CHURCH WINE SWINE TIME" (which should be made into a shirt, by the way), and the entire eye bit...I am still laughing my doobly-doo off! LOVE It! :D

[lesliefoundhergrail]

This was hilarious. Church Wine Swine Time.

Thanks for using our wink, Craig!

[helenzebcharles]

YES! Our wink! We had such a giggle making that <3

[phampants]

hopefully i'll see you tonight craig

[CrayolaaWonderr]

LOL@The Arnold impression.

[Jessicarae7]

i love all of these impressions. you're incredible.

[lovesimplyteena]

You make me laugh!

[meatwad111]

1rst wow thats my first time now i dont feel as cool as i thought i would

[Jessicarae7]

haha. yeah, i stopped myself from commenting.