If they ever make a biopic of Tom Cruise, this fellow should portray him. He's better suited to play Tom Cruise than George C. Scott was to play General Patton.
i literally fell out my chair lmfao when jimmy asked him "but isnt katie holmes dating tom cruise?".. and dane says "look"..just the way he said that was soo damn funny!
Then why the fuck r u watching this if it's not so funny? Man you gotta get a life and stop downing people who actually like this guy, sheesh. Looser.
No, he is an unfunny theif who has stolen material from dozens of stand-up comedians. He was also arrested a year ago for possession of cracked cocaine.
@Drratburn What the hell is "cracked" cocaine? And to everyone else, he's mocking Cruise, not just jumping around. i don't know where the hatred for Cook started, just that suddenly everyone decided he was a frat boy.
god dane cook is an idiot. Jumps around screams and the mindless people love it. People gotta start to listen to real comedians who have substance behind their act.
Scientology is an evil cult hidden behind cute faces of people like Tom Cruise. Who themselves don't exactly know what the higher goals this cult wants to achieve.
why this video has so little rating?scientology believers don't like it? it is true,tom is crazy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha chrrrrrrrr haha hah ah aha i'm dying ha ha ha ha
Dane Cook is hilarious!
ryanbrandes 1 week ago
Brilliant!
inkworks27 2 months ago
hahaha. hilarious
Nikon05 4 months ago
drugs kick ass lol
Jagethemage 4 months ago
Dane Cook SUCKS
noshabibis 4 months ago
Only one girl could do this do a man: Mary Jane.
legoluvver 4 months ago
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Um, that's not him impersonating Tom Cruise, that's just him being his usual douchey self.
maddash24seven 5 months ago
Um, that's not him impersonating Tom Cruise, that's just him being his usual douchey self.
maddash24seven 5 months ago
1:35 is where I gave up. I know most people dislike him because it's just the done thing to think of him as a dick... But GOD he's annoying!
dswabey 5 months ago
Fuck Dane Cook
thepittpanthers 6 months ago
I couldn't get to the Tom Cruise bit. The first two minutes of Cook yelling and jumping around were more then I could stand.
DejectedPanda 6 months ago
If they ever make a biopic of Tom Cruise, this fellow should portray him. He's better suited to play Tom Cruise than George C. Scott was to play General Patton.
jamesjeffreypaul 7 months ago
OMG that was funny!
sandraz0 9 months ago
@Drratburn Douche-fag. You just piss people off gtfo.
HKgamer88 1 year ago
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He's so good at stealing other peoples material.
gavbag1234 1 year ago
i literally fell out my chair lmfao when jimmy asked him "but isnt katie holmes dating tom cruise?".. and dane says "look"..just the way he said that was soo damn funny!
mostlysunny117 1 year ago
the only funny thing dane has ever done
Indabaz 1 year ago 6
LMFAO
animallova97 1 year ago
well i always said tom cruise was up for parody for being a complete idiot
NobleXProductions 1 year ago
Dane Cook is the man.
AdrianPetersonFan369 1 year ago
calm down you over actor.
jimboslice711 1 year ago
@jimboslice711 thats the point. hes making fun of tom cruise
punkboy1205 1 year ago
Uh oh. the Tom Cruise serious-talk look. Watch out, might win an oscar....
grendelee 1 year ago
who said dane cook isn't funny! this shit is fucking hilarious!!!
halflifeproductionz 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!
mytuber81 1 year ago
I LOLed so hard at 1:35
ahbevegede 1 year ago
faggot
BananaTheCockatiel 1 year ago
Then why the fuck r u watching this if it's not so funny? Man you gotta get a life and stop downing people who actually like this guy, sheesh. Looser.
HKgamer88 1 year ago
gold jerry gold!
bikiniisland 1 year ago
FAG!
xSUCKxMYxDICKx 1 year ago
extremely funny, even if this is just mocking tom cruise and jumping around like an idiot he did it great! absolute gold xD
wwfhappydude1989 2 years ago
isn't that why it is called Dane cook Tom cruise Parody.
Ultim4End 2 years ago
Dane Cook is funny but sure likes the attention.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chokula99 2 years ago
dane came in the show and overshadowed everybody! he's so funny!
peaceinside25 2 years ago
No, he is an unfunny theif who has stolen material from dozens of stand-up comedians. He was also arrested a year ago for possession of cracked cocaine.
Drratburn 2 years ago
@Drratburn I haven't seen anyone perform tom cruise before.... :P
peaceinside25 2 years ago
WATCH THE MOVIE SCARY MOVIE 4. WERE YOU ALIVE WHEN TOM DID THIS SHIT? EVERYONE WAS MAKING FUN OF IT YOU FUCKING MORON.
God people are so idiotic, and so loyal to such an unfunny comedian.
Drratburn 2 years ago
@Drratburn What the hell is "cracked" cocaine? And to everyone else, he's mocking Cruise, not just jumping around. i don't know where the hatred for Cook started, just that suddenly everyone decided he was a frat boy.
TenTonNuke 2 years ago
@Drratburn agreed, but this is very funny
townsjim 2 years ago
Dane Cook is the epitome of a douchebag!
indiangoku 2 years ago
XD "she`s so many words in my bonacular!" XD
WHAT THE HELL`S A BONACULAR?? TOM,WHATS A BONACULAR? XD
Animalcrossing95 2 years ago
vernacular? look it up.
mebaran 2 years ago
god dane cook is an idiot. Jumps around screams and the mindless people love it. People gotta start to listen to real comedians who have substance behind their act.
VinsonWood 2 years ago
excactly its patheitc
espChris93 2 years ago
somebody get him some ritalin.
brodycrider 2 years ago
he;s imitating tom cruise you idiot
HKgamer88 2 years ago
No shit it says it right in the title. To most intelligent people, this shit is just annoying.
Drratburn 2 years ago
that was hilarious!
impossiblegamer1 2 years ago
he's already like this naturally! LOL
choad45 2 years ago
LMFAO!!! He does the Tom Cruise thing perfectly, especially when he jumps on the couch and throws his fists up. LOL.
Cambaudio 2 years ago 24
hahahaha
Phiccy 2 years ago
LMFAO!
smexychick12 2 years ago
i love dane cook
threadysparrow 2 years ago
Nelly is such a robot, fucking homo
Metatronicus 2 years ago
That was so funny! He did it spot on.
mpwb 2 years ago 3
"Dont bite Nelly" XD
DrKronikBlaze 2 years ago
Best part....when he bites nelly's arm!!! Hahahah!
hector2282 2 years ago
May tom cruise be guided on the right path.
Scientology is an evil cult hidden behind cute faces of people like Tom Cruise. Who themselves don't exactly know what the higher goals this cult wants to achieve.
Poor Guy and People who follow this cult.
LaraAkram 2 years ago
omg tom cruise use the drouge
ermanno211084 2 years ago
Dont bite Nelly LMFAO
Jelloxox 2 years ago 17
why this video has so little rating?scientology believers don't like it? it is true,tom is crazy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha chrrrrrrrr haha hah ah aha i'm dying ha ha ha ha
mariusica7273 2 years ago
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not funny
kalamantas3 2 years ago
ususally dont like dane cook lately but this is HILarious
machuindo 2 years ago 3
wats dane cooks entrance music called?
seriallk 2 years ago
"Ode to a smelly green goo I found in my armpit one midsummer morning" By daft Punk
TheCheetah21 2 years ago
Dane cook is a fucking retard, but it made me smile!
ricklidster 2 years ago
Dane Cook is a damn fool!!
3039576202 2 years ago 2
what a nutter
fovbassplaya91 2 years ago
Haha, Nelly's reaction.
Sierraistheshit 2 years ago
Don't bite Nelly! LOL
Freak that was funny
stankjawl 2 years ago
hhahaha
Anonyymous77 3 years ago