How to be Funny tip #101: Valentines/Birthday

[2010Jakeypoo]

Press 2 for nih. Dont forget to laugh :D!

[designerdogbeds]

Where exactly is Dave doing comedy acts? I have heard he is pretty good and I love these tips I would really like to see him perform.

[TheFlearoy]

This Guy reminds me of a stoned Tom Hanks.............

[jonrodjon]

Dear Mr Ackerman, I hope you are having a Happy Valentines' day. Thank you for your almost daily tips, They are much appreciated. If I send your strip tease to my loved one, How will I be able to compete with your super sexual masculine energy? you have no idea what you' ve unleased!!

[MusicNjunkDesign]

3:19

LMAO

[jbubs150]

how to be funny at a family event

[sc0rpi0n666]

Hi Mr Dave Ackerman

I have been following your tips on how to be funny... and guess what? ALL of them have worked! I am one of the funniest people in my whole school! everywhere I go, people are laughing at all my crazy antics! Thanks to you! KEEP IT UP!

[scratchmybackerman]

@sc0rpi0n666 you see success! this is what the rubes don't get. Its not JUST about doing a hilarious almost daily video tip. Its about helping people. Its about helping people become popular and funny and get chicks! or dudes as the case may be.

[eli960]

@scratchmybackerman I love you Senior Ackermano

[killakiki]

thumbs up for mouth sounds

[raydnosaj087]

Hey! press '4' and he says "4"!!!!

[jonrodjon]

Dave Ackerman Shirtless! one word: ADONIS.

[AstronautDown]

Epic text on 1:35!

[mooomerfoster]

Instead of sleeping tonight I found that if you pause, press '5', then play, then '6' you say "D-day, hey, two birds with one stone". Which is amazing considering it was pretty much the complete opposite of that.

[scratchmybackerman]

@mooomerfoster weird thing is I planned that.

[DE4001]

@scratchmybackerman I can't even imagine to touch your awesomeness

[Izzy1243]

@mooomerfoster my birthday is the same as D-Day lol XD

[DroolingYeastman]

I want to learn 200 special effect I can do with my mouth

[meamjustme]

So i have a dillema. Her birthday is on valentines day. No kidding :S

[RascusDrakonia]

@meamjustme Do it twice, then.

[meamjustme]

@RascusDrakonia Lol. I dont think a striptease would be a good idea (A)

Funny as hell though.

I just went for a way to expensive bunch of flowers instead :P

[shangtia]

You're amazing, you should give love advice to my friend, Morgan the Orabrush Tongue XD

[BreKrach1]

nailed it. epic!

[ThisIsScottinWriting]

Wow lol. That was so uncomfortable it was hilarious! XD

[0xydation]

you are one beautiful n sexy man, will you marry me? ;D

[ulpohan]

sexiest. present. ever.

[MrShorty1337]

so youre turned on by the fact that u stripped for urself on camera? stiff nipples???

[theFourCamelmen]

Favorite<3'd for shirtless justice.

[anitak12]

Why am I so turned on?

[baileythedoggify]

In this video, i learnt how to whistle, pop, boing and honk :)

[TheZombie13777]

check my vid response uploading now

[pipkin1973]

Im gonna send this to my nan... Its her birthday & i havent got her anything... Cheers.... Oh and nice chest!

[Chodhonski]

only clicked on it because their was boobs in the thumbnail.

[reballare]

My favourite part was the bit with the nipples

[breastfedTV]

I can't actually stop laughing

[breastfedTV]

i laughed so hard at this tip! post it to my girlfriend! going to try use your advice! FUCK THE RUBES!

[SparksLikesMusic]

You remind me of Steve Brule in this video!

[TheVividTaco]

@SparksLikesMusic Damn straight! For your health!

[iliketurtles795]

awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaard moooooooooment.

[PartirTudo]

LOL "You can send this video to someone you love" NAKKKID

LOL extremely funny

[STeAtLTHyKniGHt]

YAY! My Monday will be happier!

[Crissenification]

That was pretty hot considering you were sitting down the whole time. I would recommend maybe adding a nice hat.

[Ecompass4]

I keep replaying from 3:12 ...

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

@YourViolentFilms That's what she said.

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

DAve you look particularly out of it today. How much cough syrup are you on?

[bobtrain]

thumbs up for the sake of it. godamit!

[critterspun]

This got sexy fast.

[K8cantw8]

lisa huh, just grabbed that name out of thin air....? haha nice "that's basically it..."

[deado000]

It's my birthday today! Thanks a lot Dave!

[ToadSageJiraya]

I'm sorry man normally I love your video's but as soon as you loosened your tie I had to stop watching.

[ArmyOfK]

How many suits do you own cos you seem to wear a new one EVERY episode??

[panda0100]

damn. that was sexy

[X6Kiraman9X]

funniest vid ever.

I love you.

[turdfurgeson3]

You could also do this for other holidays such as flag day.

[Wurbyfu]

HAHAHahahaha lol... :D

[iluvsports7]

or pretend like you completely forgot its their birthday and when you're at their house slip a present somewhere when they don't notice and where they'll find it

ps are your tips in order or do you go randomly.. unless thats a joke :)

[mooomerfoster]

Get better soon Dave!

[scratchmybackerman]

@mooomerfoster i hope this means get well soon. or do i just suck?

[mooomerfoster]

@scratchmybackerman Of course that's what I meant.

Could you possibly show us how to be funny in a public toilet? I tried it the other day but all I could think of was #70, it didn't end too well.

[TheeCooLCaT]

yeah my ex girlfriend did all that minus the marilyn Monroe and i didn't get anything for my birthday .... i call her ice queen

[kevx13]

LMAO! This by far your funniest yet! I'm in tears from laughing so hard! Awesome!

[iplayguitar16]

OMG boner... you took off your clothes ;D

[iwazused]

@iplayguitar16 you got a boner too? hahahaha

[iplayguitar16]

@iwazused yes i got a boner too :D

[XReverendSynX]

lol my birthday was yesterday

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

You just wanted an excuse to get undressed...

[Krashbandacoot]

Is it just me or does he get drunker/dummer each video?

[xTrenia]

I have a feeling you're not wearing any pants.

[canucks117]

hahaaa

[Shiryutherain]

That'll creep my brother the fuck out, thank you Dave

[DavidAstros]

your favoriting one side! lmao

[ericpar234]

When you said that is bacicaly it it made me laugh soo hard

[tutty59]

Are you Pissed ??? aha you legend  !! :D

[scratchmybackerman]

@tutty59 I drink the whiskey drink I drink the vodka drink, i drink the cider drink i drink the lager drink, i sing the songs that remind me of the good times i sing the songs that remind me of the better times...

[tutty59]

@scratchmybackerman Dave you are the man lol keep up the good work i mean tips :L

[neivin93]

@scratchmybackerman

CHUMBAWUMBAAAAA

[scratchmybackerman]

@neivin93 right on! I get knocked down but I get up again. Ain't never gonna keep me down.

[ThatsLucas]

DAVE YOU ARE A GENIUS! I have to do this on Monday!

[tuberNo1]

That jacket is awesome!

[0utgoingMessages]

How to be funny right after someone else tells a really good joke (or, how to steal the laughter).

[MolinMUSE]

"Jehovas Witnesses, Happy Monday!" HAHAHA.

[james9408]

@MolinMUSE haha im a JW and it made me laugh :D

[scratchmybackerman]

@james9408 did you laugh at the comment or when it was in the video or both?

[james9408]

@scratchmybackerman in the video...it was funny im gonna use that on my brother :P

[stinkyslinky432]

My girlfriends birthday IS the weekend before valentines day... February 6th..

[BostonLBI]

of just pretend like you forgot it was their birthday

[sudacide]

You have a lot less arm pit hair & chest hair than I imagined...

[EonsOfReflection]

what has been seen , cannot be unseen ... you got a cute body :)

[42mada]

How to be funny on facebook!

[JAdawggy]

How can I be funny on the telephone? They can't see my face!

[bloodnoseThePirate]

best episode yet.

[notsocrazyguy]

i watched 9 sec of this video and was alreadyy laughing xD

[Kristohere]

How can I be funny at a public swimming pool? I've yelled "IS THIS PEE?" really loud after some teenager swims by me. That's always pretty funny. But do you have any other good tips?

[SUITupQUEEN]

dude you are funny but you speak so slowly it makes me tired

[Zoogle88]

How to be funny in my room by myself?

[EonsOfReflection]

@Zoogle88 lol , best suggestion i've seen :))

i am also interested :D

you know how they say "if you can't love yourself you can't really love others " i think it's true with laughing and being funny as well ;)

[TooManyOnes]

Oh come on now! Couldn't you have kept your dignity, friend? =[

[scratchmybackerman]

@TooManyOnes haha i take it you haven't watched many of my tips.

[TooManyOnes]

@scratchmybackerman I've seen a few... But I'm a very recent subscriber. By a couple of weeks! :P You're good at what you do though. =D

[traci375]

Now I need a cold shower...

[imthefly]

My driver's test is coming up. How can I be funny during that?

[rofl0bot]

Hey Ackerman, great show!

How do I be funny in a dorm? I already tried your classroom tips, they worked great!

[toma123456781]

disturbing

[mmp2011]

sweet...my boyfriend's birthday is valentines

[uberfletch]

I want that mouth sounds book. I'm sure that funny sounds are key in being funny.  Maybe you could give us a lesson in those?

[TeddyAndy68]

I'll say it again: best dressed youtuber :)

[TheAmigops]

@TeddyAndy68 He's probably not even wearing pants.

[frazer4444]

I may masturbate over this later. I'll let you know how it goes ;)

[Theblakelton]

How to be funny with Mouth Sounds?

[Mehlancholy]

@scratchmybackerman I like your ninnas (;

[carcinogenetic]

mouthsounds

[TeddyAndy68]

The first 4 seconds made me LOL

[GreenGateTV]

This is funny as shit! /watch?v=c9h9rq1hnvc

[TheRoflRage]

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[frazer4444]

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[TheMokosy]

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