We had a large tortoise living wild in our yard when I was kid. Sometimes he'd move on to other people's yards. He was so much fun to play with on the lawn.
-.- its not doing what u think if u owna turtle u would understand it needs different types of rocks to help form the shape of the shell becuase it gets worn out duhhh.. lackkin common sense?
thats not masturbation! hes just dry humping, im a jew bag!
TheDanman86 1 year ago
i LOVE that song! lol
raddyluva3 2 years ago
It's my 2:23 minutes of life losed ¬¬
clayti123 2 years ago
@clayti123 - Yup, could've used that for English lessons.
emogodfather 2 years ago 2
1:23 I lol'd
black23wolf 2 years ago
haha da guys laugh is hilarious
ghost1536 2 years ago
what the christ
saber15 2 years ago
Holy turtle penis batman! Is that what I think it is? Jeepers!
zavatone 3 years ago
All creatures great & small do it !
LeoBurns728 3 years ago
'ahh.... ahh....' lool
kuroasai 3 years ago
thats not masterbating. next time you guys post turtles masterbating, make sure hes actualy jerking off u fag
thfaux 3 years ago 2
We had a large tortoise living wild in our yard when I was kid. Sometimes he'd move on to other people's yards. He was so much fun to play with on the lawn.
MondoBeno 4 years ago
WHAT IN THE WORLS
WHAT IS DAT SOND
THE TURTLE IS MAKING
mmmMMMmmmMMM ?!
camoonis 4 years ago
2 HAND TOUCH - LUV this song, great video
Starbuc1 4 years ago
estas bien pendejo, no mames, tu mama se la JALA mejor
JorgyxD 4 years ago
ahha... turtle's orgasm!!!
arethasanchez 4 years ago
Turtle power!
alternity28 4 years ago
All turtles are like that our boy ones always trying to hump the girl and as it annyos her she just flips him over.
Buntonator 4 years ago
PERV!!!LOL!! i dont care who you are thats funnny right then now
whjat song lol
shamusherba 4 years ago
I have a turtle too. I don't think he was doing that. I think he was just trying to get over that rock.
lordvulcrum 4 years ago
nope, he wasn´t, when seeing the original footage you can be sure that he was doing...
fabioerdos 4 years ago
what a dirty little turlte
19happyhour87 4 years ago
what a dirty little dirty
19happyhour87 4 years ago
whats the name of this song!!! message me please
barbarian4life 4 years ago
bloodhang gang - mammals
gomezaras 4 years ago
the turtle sounded weird.
amethyst17009 4 years ago
ele o ele(lol)my spanish way of sayin lol
kh2midget720 4 years ago
poor turtle ppl r so fucked up rude! ....i wanna hug it....
BlazingSoulz 5 years ago
-.- its not doing what u think if u owna turtle u would understand it needs different types of rocks to help form the shape of the shell becuase it gets worn out duhhh.. lackkin common sense?
samerj 5 years ago
JUAJAJAJAJAJ QUE BUEN VIDEO!
elale90 5 years ago
Hahaha
LOVE IT!! =]]
xIzZX 5 years ago
LOL that's funny
b14ck1igh7 5 years ago
This is too funny. I like this video. The turtle even produces sound when it is "DOING" that.
CHARLIETWW 5 years ago