Tentacolino - 3/10

[MetaRidley06]

lol the dog said "doggy hell"in a kids movie!

[MAnnaconduit1]

lesson to remember kids when freaky underwater differently colored half mutant fish people tell you to go to their hospital to get "treatment" do not go, and of course do not beleive anything they say, and what the hell the dog who can talk in english is surprised that they can breathe under water, not too mention there's a gay fish toy that some how is alive and a mutant otter crossed with electric eel, this is not Atlantis its the underwater version of Frankenstein, that robbed guys victor

[Isunnymeyou]

The Nostalgia has to review this...he just has to.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! D:

[marlyonama]

@Isunnymeyou Leave that job to me!

[stunner5000pt]

sorry I have many many questions. And this is a piece of shit movie...

[stunner5000pt]

why is the nurse wearing a cowboy hat? Why are these amazonians changing the humans so they can breath underwater? If the stupid bubble could keep them alive until they got to Atlantis, why didn't they simply put the bubble on them and take them to the surface? Why even bother revelaing Atlantis to them?

[CpsLock3]

There you go you fucktards now this movie does make sense and you can stop getting bad headaces from this abomonation of a movie.

[CpsLock3]

The mer folk will however take drastic mesures to ensure their ecosystem is resubstainable again untill they have enough time to make spaceships (wich they turned the Titanic into) So they can colonize a new planet before the planet runs out of the resorces they need. They also try to act nice so their plan runs smooth and easy untill the humans realize that potion they drunk will do more then just "breath under water"

[CpsLock3]

They also resort isolationism because they don't trust humanity with the technology the met folk possess.

[CpsLock3]

I realize why they capture those human. There isn't enough genetic diversity in their kingdom for another generation of mer folk and they are slowly converting the human captives into new mer folk.

[snakes3425]

Mermaid: How can you think such a beautiful place can be so evil

you want those answers alphabetically or numerically

[ranebow5]

Quick someone call the history channel! Now we know there was so much more to the story of the titanic then we thought. There were octopuses, talking sharks and people from Atlantis! Now why weren't taught this in school?

[CaptMARNEY]

You're beautiful! Oh good I thought you were evil!

WHO FUCKING WROTE THIS

[njnya]

2:10 Isn't this supposed to be rated G or something?

[MAnnaconduit1]

why the fuck are there horses and lizard dinosaur things underwater? the treatment sounds kinky, oh my god this makes no sense the describer up above is right the insanity is greater here, what the hell, nothing in this movie makes sense, it defies all logic, this is maybe 1920's at the latest, since when did we have subs then? also with the whaler guy says "tell our sub- marines to be ready", what the fuck he has attack subs? there's an entire advanced race living near the sunk titanic?

[MrBuch169169]

This just gets wierder and wierder with every single scene. I fondly remember way back when I thought a rapping shark was as ridiculous as it could be. Or hell, a talking dog. Such innocence...

[battlegirl56]

Whats with the fish called pingo..?

[Nakitacat]

1:57 The Dog is having the first Reaction I had to this movie.

[Albusvesper]

This is so terrible I'm actually having fun with it!

[TheCasualChristian]

I'm going to doggy hell

That's really good for kids

Yeah I know hunchback had it too

[Chiefbrandon8000]

...my mind's been raped...

[99shadowcat99]

I wish Nostalgia critic could review this. TT_TT It was made in 2004.

[99shadowcat99]

@SlashinatorX He wont, it was made in 2004. TT_TT

[dudeman5685]

why can't that dog stop complaining?

[HeraLedro]

This must have been made on meth or something...Seriously, merpeople living in Atlantis who have created the elixir of life and are more than...WAIT WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE TITANIC?!

[HeraLedro]

What the fuck am I watching? = the reaction of everybody who watches this.

[chibicelchan]

I'm dead and I'm going to doggie hell!

[ceridwenluna]

@chibicelchan

I want my lawyer!

[LauraIsPink]

4:47 i've decided that he's flounder's crack baby.

[BaxaTV]

... and a fish with a spring... of course... what else...

[MegaKossak]

Why do some maremen have legs and others have tails? Oh well... i think im looking for logic in the wrong place...

[Charlesperalo]

NC must review this field. This is just so bad he can't ignore it. 

[Siberianchan]

They have... sea unicorns. with red horns. ... my coffee... it... is drugged!

[crcoghill]

"don't take me to doggie hell" ... you know, FOR KIDS!!!

[AioniosOneirus]

Now I know what happens when a manta ray and an otter fuck each other.

[michikodarkkitsune]

Its funny when even the characters want out of this horrible movie 2:12 <3 xxx

[hardrockinhere]

I've heard of underwater volcanoes, but that is not what they look like!

[mybruisedarm]

token gay fish

[AlvinYTP]

Okay, seriously. What kind of drugs were the writers for this abusing when they came up with this?

[hpwolf123]

Thumbs up if you half expected Nostalgia Critic to pop in and begin making commentary.

[WimpleFries]

What the hell is up with the talking rock chair???

[Christhefireshark]

Doggy Hell?? *laughs uncontrollably*

[smexyPalmTree]

Stop! Stop! Ok I know this is my second coment of this one part but...i just couldn't hold back. For starters WHY is there a FISH on a SPRING!! Second of all u are forcing two humans mice and a dog to have no choice but to take the thing Jack Sparow wanted then lost! U couldve just brought them back up with spme buibble shit but kidnapping is a waaaaay better choice

[smexyPalmTree]

woah woah hold it! I know its only 50 seconds in but...why is there Lava under water? I mean I know that there are undersea volcanos but..theres just one problem.....LAVA FUCKING COOLS OFF IN WATER AND THERES NOOO WAY IT CAN BE THAT HOT......AHHH!!!..............­.........continue

[msao16]

ok i hate saying this but i will i rather be watching the 3 hour space nyan cat movie than this movie thats how bad it is

[Itachi4430]

I've never been so disgusted to be Italian.

[ambskater97]

@Itachi4430 Don't worry, you weren't involved in making this shiftiest, so you're lucky.

[ambskater97]

@Itachi4430 Sorry, I meant "shitfest." Damn AutoCorrect.

[doobysnaks]

the Atlantis in this movie gives off the creepiest vibe ever: suspicious masked leader, forced treatments, spaced out citizens, and never being allowed to leave... WTF?!

[StevenTheMagicShrimp]

1. Their tridents have switches?

2. Why are the fish people in sub's if they can breathe underwater?

3. 5:12. What the fuck is that?

4. 5:23. And what the fuck is that?

5. The main characters seem suprisingly accepting that they are in Atlantis and talking to fish people.

6. If the fish people were once mortal humans, how did they come across the elixir and how did they discover how to change into fucking fish people?

7.

[gmjjack]

At 4:24 the movie stops so we can gwak at the horribleness of this movie

[timelordthetrain]

The fish with the spring reminds me of Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. Except I actually like Pinkie Pie!

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

why is the gay fish on a spring dressing like napoleon

[poppydephary]

the dog should have awoken when they encountered molten lava

[Mtown3254]

When Smiley woke up, he mimicked my reaction to every scene in this film. "Huh? Whats happening?"

And the nurse has a cowboy hat?!!?

And now i just got to the gay fish attached to the spring. Huh? What's happening?

[Mtown3254]

When Smiley woke up, he mimicked my reaction to every scene in this film. "Huh? Whats happening?"

And the nurse has a cowboy hat?!!?

And now i just got to the gay fish attatched to the spring. Huh? What's happening?

[Mtown3254]

When Smiley woke up, he mimicked my reaction to every scene in this film. "Huh? Whats happening?"

And the nurse has a cowboy hat?!!?

[Mtown3254]

When Smiley woke up, he mimicked my reaction to every scene in this film. "Huh? Whats happening?"

[aquapendulum]

0:59 For a moment there I thought it's a vibrator dildo

1:27 Yeah, amazing how these fucktards have submarines and they ride horses to rescue dying people

3:00 There is a fucking huge octopus around you and you're asking that question?

4:00 Orion green chick from Star Trek

4:24 Remember that dildo back then?

5:11 WTF?

6:44 Blowing into the king's ass. Yeah...

7:00 The king then consented to buttsecks

8:25 Durr hurr it's not like I've been told about this beforehand

[reccaphoenix]

Wtf is up with the weird talking...random....critters..­. A fish with a spring, a red dolphin, and a talking rock man chair???

[Razzlewolfflight]

I don't have words...I just don't...

[ifrit1780]

Why the heck is there a walking blue stone man?

[ZillaRocks]

"Will there be any nasty surprises?"

THIS WHOLE FILM IS A NASTY SURPRISE!!!!! Geezus, I'm the one who feels like I died and gone to hell only fifteen minutes in.

[MrMatto91]

i bet that the studio this was created at was next to a pot plant that was set on fire.

[ZillaRocks]

@MrMatto91 It was NUKED. Radioactive pot. What more can I say?

[MAnnaconduit1]

@MrMatto91 more like they found a pound of crack and snorted it like sugar

[BlueDemon555]

why the fuck do they need horses if they can swim through the water?!?

[claytoncastel]

why is the dag talking? why is there a gigantic octopus who, unlike other octipi, can't fit through small openings? why are there mermaids? why is there atlantis? why does everything speak english? why is there a fish on a spring? why does atlantis have modern-looking chairs? why is there a cowgirl mermaid nurse? why am i STILL WATCHING?!!?

[leonhart423]

Is the woman hitting on the dog?

[ultimateanimefighter]

6:42 ...What the hell IS that thing?!

[TrueToonNinja]

I never thought it'd happen, but it did: this movie literally made me weep out of sheer awfulness. I wish I was joking.

[Wellworm]

That throne thing is such a pervert.

[JRBX50]

NC's gotta review this abomination sometime.

This film makes the first one look somewhat decent.

[thepartygirls429]

2:10 did the dog just say doggy hell?

[MyselfAgain]

I learned a valuable lesson today:

The Japanese make FAR less weirder shit than what I'm witnessing. Excuse me while I go learn Japanese.

[Jetblast01]

1. why would animals be allowed in an underwater expedition? 2. how can the technology be available in that time? 3. how come civilians were on the expedition? 4. Atlantians...really? 5. How the Bond villain survive and dye his hair? 6. Why's the dog talking now? 7. Elixer of life...what? 8. Pingo the gay fish? 9. New voice actors? 10. An octopus named TENTACLES around women yet nothing sexual happens? Disregard that last one, this wasn't made in Japan... 11. THIS WAS REALLY FUCKING MADE!?

[snakes3425]

@Jetblast01

Also what happened to that global war that was suppose to be in full swing during the time this movie takes place?

[bazakusan0]

I'm sorry I would rather die than live 4ever in this fucking hellhole I'm watching rite now!

[Vanisherishere]

This movie is so horrible, it is making me cry...

[Gamepopper101]

I don't think the Nostalgia Critic can comprehend how stupid this movie is, every minute there is something rediculous about it.

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

were 30 minutes on this shit and no sign of the Titanic

[DarknessbUnnie]

DOGGY HELL?! DOGGY HELL!??! WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING!?!

[DarknessbUnnie]

So this movie takes a shit on a movie that was already filled with plot-holes and gives us even more plot-holes. I....I can't top this. Seriously, this movie makes me weep in pain.

[leosummerchrisshin]

Is it just me, or is the dialogue so uncomfortably awkward that the animation doesn't even want to follow it?

[Darkvirus0]

Is the nurse wearing a cowboy hat with a red cross, that has the back of a nun vail thingy on it?

[Darkvirus0]

WTF?!?!!?!?

[CrystalJupiter]

As much as I like mermaids, this is a movie about the TITANIC.

Or at least it used to be....

[spinnypanda34]

I saw 5:27 and instantly yelled "Magicka!"

[NYG4LIFE123]

I feel like they wanted to make toys off of this.

[Vaprrenon]

XD That dog's wake-up frantic terror was worth it

[Neverhoodian]

Oh Christ, I recognize the voice for the blue chair thing! It's Richard Newman!

What on earth could have possibly possessed you to be a part of this abomination of cinema?! You were Captain Ginyu in DBZ! In Beast Wars you were Rhinox! FREAKING RHINOX! How could you possibly stoop this low?!

Why Newman, why?

[misssunshineboo]

Thanks so much for sharing this. No one believed me, and yet, here it is!

[Rathdrgnknight]

... a gay fish. A. Gay. Fish. What.

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

YOU'RE UNDERWATER!!!!!!!!! THE DECOMPRESSION OF THE SEA SHOULD BE KILLING YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[P3WNAGE]

5:13

What is that nightmarish Eldridge Abomination?!

[BunkerFox]

OK, at 1:22 I just wanted Stingray to come along and blow the evil Aquaphibians out of the water

[CalebJimmy]

Help! Im dead!

[Vergoner]

4 devil like this movie!

[NefariousEvildoer]

Wow, just when I think any part of this movie can't get anymore WTF, it outdoes itself. A giant talking octopus... an algae-green cowgirl nurse... a jack-in-the-box fish with a gay man's voice... a talking throne with streamers... and an eel-flying squirrel-dolphin hybrid. Makes total sense.

[16ktsgamma]

A springing talking fish is in this movie FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Videot01]

If I wanted to see a movie about Atlantis I would've just watched, Atlantis: The Lost Empire. Sure it's not as good as most Disney movies but it's still better then this crap. 2:10 Oh but Smile, All Dogs Go to Heaven. Sorry. 3:51 A.K.A. you're gettin' nootered! 4:16 Appreciate that update, Captain Obvious. 5:32 Is that a full grown Jawa? 7:20 Why does he sound like The Brain? 8:48 Meaning never.

[BeluOranje]

huh Your Majesty, the bra is supposed to be inside not outside. :P

[jackthayer]

so atlantis lies in the north atlantic ocean that makes just as much sense as the giant volcano

[Kolbatsu]

Pingo makes Roger from American Dad look straight

[Bobzeaux]

"Look around you. Can you see anything bad?"

Girlfriend, you could write your own FILM COMPANION about everything bad about this! ;P

[GrowTheTruth]

Why the fuck do merpeople need submarines?!

[Chikkennoodul]

Oh my god, the nurse is actually wearing a cowboy hat with a red cross on it. This is awesome.

[CartoonAddict2]

My inner child: I WANT A PINK SEA HORSIE!!!!

Me: SHUT UP YOU BRAT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS MOVIE SUCKS!?!?

[snakes3425]

Once again I have to ask, what is with the sudden change in plot and what does anything seen in this movie have to do with THE SINKING OF THE TITANIC????, I mean did the writers pass out after writing the opening credits and the studio hired a group of five year olds to finish the screenplay???

[snakes3425]

@sygo7g

Alternate History is the only reason I can think of for why the First World War isn't even mentioned even though said movie takes place at the height of the war

[grysch]

4:53 DON'T SAY THAT WORD!!!!

[OutlawGrrl]

5:20 WTF IS GOING ON?!?!

[snakes3425]

Smiley: No I'm dead and you're taking me to Doggy Hell

No Smiley you're just in a movie that suppose to be about the Titanic but is for somer reason about Atlantis, although after sitting through it about 10 times just to figure out what's going on, I can't imagine hell being much worse

[Ne0nLobster]

4:21

Are you kidding? There's a nasty surprise almost every time someone opens their mouth!

[Pooky1991]

@Ne0nLobster When someone does anything its a nasty surprise.

[snakes3425]

So they went hunting for the Titanic's wreck in 1915, in the midst of a global war, with the Kaiser's U-Boats and Surface Raiders prowling every major Atlantic Shipping Lane or did Don Juan, Elizabeth and their animal friends some how end the war with the Christmas Truce of 1914

[artman40]

If that's not a flamboyant Titanic cartoon, nothing is.

[TheIStudios]

Gee, we're in Atlantis. Cause, you know, this doesn't sound ripped off from a certain Disney flick at first, now does it?

[MisuzuK4M10]

Oh,,,wow. 0:58 Their tridents have little handy dandy on/off sliding power switches. I think that is probably the best thing I have ever seen.

[ZeldaQueen64]

Wait, was the sailor mouse also made immortal and eternally young?

If so...then how the frig was he an old grandpa at the end of the first movie?

[DocSane]

@ZeldaQueen64 I think it's a case like the Baron Munchausen, where at the end he says "And that was one of the many occasions in which I was killed."

[ZeldaQueen64]

@DocSane That's true, the end of the first did suggest that he made up stuff.

[gundamfan527]

@DocSane Either that, or the writers who made this crapfest were just total idiots, which it think is more likely.

[TwilightFencerStar]

@ZeldaQueen64 Well, this is Tentacolino, I'm sure you know that this movie crushes all logic, so never try to question it, because it feeds off chaos.

[TitanicExpert]

What a perfect time to look for the Titanic in U-boat infested waters during a World War! They are idiots.

[gundamfan527]

@TitanicExpert I wish that a U-boat just randomly came and killed all of them before they went in. THEN THIS MOVIE WOULD BE OVER BEFORE IT BEGAN!!!!

[TitanicExpert]

@gundamfan527 That should of happened especially since Lusitania is going to be sunk.

[snakes3425]

@TitanicExpert

I wouldn't be surprised if in this movie they had the king of atlantis make the armies and navies of the warring powers think they were on vactation. After all this is the same company that would probably make a movie about World War II being about the protagonists from this film and the last Titanic movie defending the Titanic from mean old farmer Hitler

[snakes3425]

@gundamfan527

Forget the U-boat, where's the Bismarck when you need it

[snakes3425]

@TitanicExpert

I can only think of four reasons why the First World War is curously absent

1. Our protagonists found out about the Black Hand's plans and stopped them

2. They convinced Austria-Hungary and Germany not to attack Serbia, Belgium and France and the Allies not to retaliate

3. The main characters ended the war with the Christmas Truce of 1914

4. The King some how convinced the armies, with the eception of a Lance Corpral from Germany, they were on holiday

[Starfirecucumber]

Doggy Hell! :P

[snakes3425]

@Starfirecucumber

4:47: Now is hell

[Argonuth52]

Not even the submariner can this this movie

[GreenBlossom45]

Grrrr i killed the mouse looking fish (much not killed it much not -)

[TruKriegsaffeNo9]

Welcome to Rapture.  Population: Suspicious!

[Igonaavo]

0:30 YOU WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH TENTACOLINO. 0:59 It's also a nose hair trimmer. 1:40 Atlantis. What the fuck. 2:36 Tell me I'm pretty. 3:03 They're in the clutches of a giant octopus thing. 3:20 Cuddle time! 4:00 I'm the Atlantian cowgirl nurse! 4:24 No. No I'm not. 4:50 WHAT ARE YOU!? 5:13 WHAT ARE YOU! 5:19 Super fabulous! 6:30 ULTRA FABULOUSNESS 7:50 He's unbearable as it is. 8:19 That doesn't really answer my question... SILENCE!

[TheAngelmisa]

at 4:05

how sweet It will help us breathe in water..But too bad you didn't also tell them your gonna live forever and you will never go to your real home ever again. stupid alataians

[Doomy23]

@Igonaavo Your comments really make up for the lack of DocSane's comments. I thank you

[tscastro114]

Smile the Dog: No I'm dead, you're taking me to doggy hell.

Me: More like Animation Hell for us.

[TheAngelmisa]

6:24

If they gave me the elixir of life...

and they didnt tell me I was going to live forever...

I would so kill...THEM!!!!!!

[TheAngelmisa]

I hate that ugly octopus!

[TheAngelmisa]

I think....I just lost my love and inspiration of the amazing legend of atlantis....

THANK YOU

shitty movie!!!

I hope you rot in.... ANIMATION HELL!

[TheAngelmisa]

eww gross..my eyes!!!