Hogan's Heroes - Sgt. Schultz

[Hypastpist]

gotta wonder... how DID shultz get past private!?

[hejhahl]

Schultz was the Man!!

[LOGO1235]

lol schulz sayed on german ach du lieber himmel it was a ....

[silenthunter54]

What an actor he has to be one of my favorites

[jobeLewOOH]

Prisoner Of War Camp - - - NOT a concentration camp

[noclouds111]

I was wondering where this scene was hiding. And, here it is!

"And if I ever have to report you to myself...you'll be in BIG trouble!"

I recall my father (WWII vet) and I watching Hogan's together. He used to laugh his ass off.

[ChaoticEmperor01]

what episode is this

[Veruka311096]

RRRRRRRRROUTINE CHECK ; RRRRRRRRROUTINE CHECK!

Ah , Schuuuuuuuuuultz :) <3

[Manicwensday1]

The best show great

[tenyardrambo]

lol the bully boys!

[aleon1018]

Not that Jesus was a good actor. :P

[aleon1018]

Many good actors are also Jewish or related to them anyway.

[Marvcohen]

just great stuff

[Mathaius833]

guys fucking hilarious

[coventrygardens]

schultz was great. furthermore he reminds me a bit of benny hill in the skits where hill used a phoney comedic german accent. likewise he reminds me a bit of the king in "chitty chitty bang bang", and a bit of the toy-maker ( played by hill ) in "chitty chitty bang bang". i can practically visualize the 3 monkeys that saw no evil and heard no evil and spoke no evil. someone should put schultz's face on the 3 monkeys.

[mgoerndt]

I know nothing, I saw nothing, I was not here, I did not even get up this morning!!!!!

[bradleyc79]

funny

[DasEchooo]

What is this for a Episode???

PLS ANSWER!!!

[theultimateforce]

@DasEchooo Art For Hogan's Sake, Season 2 episode 15

[DasEchooo]

@theultimateforce This is not the Video! : (

Are you Sure?

[chiefnut48]

That character was perfect for him

[DoctorDreams99]

how did you manage to do it? lucky for you i was loaded.

[Chrinik]

Schultz is probably the most germanish character in the show...

most of the German personell was played by jews XD

[Beautifulmusiclistnr]

Sgt. Schultz was all class. He was just a lovable character and person. John Banner made the show! Thanks for posting!

[popsnacks2]

o my the bully boys rofl! fave episode that i know of i love shults no homo but man oh man hes a genius

[christy340]

Great Classic Show! Bob Crane was so good looking such a shame how he died.

[Mercenary1967]

Great clip! Thanks for posting this one!

[americannorseman]

One of my favorite lines is calling the Gestapo the Bully Boys!!!! LOL

[ClanTagKILR]

LOLOLOL. I LOVE THIS EPISODE!

[lolsick]

"the buuuulllyy boys" hahahhaa classic

[nelsonr12]

"I will report up to the top, until it comes all the way back to me, and you will not be happy when I report it to myself."

[4freespeech]

My God this is EXACTLY like what's going on NOW! OUR officials are BRIBED and BLIND to what the CORRUPT CRIMINALS are doing in the Federal Reserve, the "Carbon Tax" scam and these fake "WARS ON TERROR" which are actually troops guarding poppy fields for drug profiteers. If ol' Schultz was around now he'd be a CABINET MEMBER!

[bender970]

"Corrupt criminals"? As opposed to the straight-edge ones?

[elvis3700]

But you know, deep down, Schultz really wasnt a bad guy

[Doctor699]

@elvis3700 lol there is one scene where he see's the tunnel enterance and couldn't care less. He wanted the war to be over so he could be friends with the POWs officialy. I love the expression John Banner put into this role.

[artytoons]

@elvis3700 - Schultz and Klink were portrayed more sympathetically by the writers since they were members of the Luftwaffte and they hated the Gestapo agents visiting their stalag. The Gestapo agents were portrayed as the real villains in the stories.

Hogan's men would protect Schultz and Klink from being transferred to the Russian Front since tougher replacements may jeopardize their secret missions for the Allies.

[disturber1993]

In German Schutlz sound much more Funny perhaps he talk like a little child ;) :P

[Netsort]

@disturber1993

thats Bullshit... he talkes like an Bavarian, not like a child.. I have seen all Episodes in German TV !!! Newkirk is talking like an English-Man with lingual titubation, Oberst Klink talks like an Saxonien Man..... the voice of Schultz between the american and the german Version are not so ,uch different... Grüße aus good old Germany

[disturber1993]

Yes like a bavarian and a little child ...I'am from Germany and the way he is talking remembering on a child

[Netsort]

Dann können wir uns ja in deutsch unterhalten. Also ich weiß beim besten Willen nicht wo sich das wie ein bayrisches Kind anhört... !?!

[disturber1993]

jap können wa^^ nicht nur anhören die gestik und mimik und das verstehen ja auch Schultz wirkt auf mich halt wie ein kleines kind das kann aber jeder für sich interpretertieren..Oberst Klink is ganz Klar der Vollidiot genauspo wie Cater aber Cater nicht ganz so wie Klink ;)

[Netsort]

die deutschen werden als Trottel parodiert, so ist eben die "Gewinnerseite", mich amüsiert wie allerdings SS mit Gestapo permanent durcheinander gebracht werden, Major Hochstätter ist einmal bei der SS und ein anderes mal bei der Gestapo, und in Wirklichkeit waren das zwei komplett verschiedene Dinge... naja, sind eben amerikaner... woher soll´n sie´s wissen :)

[disturber1993]

is ja auch egal hauptsache die sendung is geil oder?;)

[Netsort]

das ist sie ja wohl zweifelsohne... es laufen gegen 3.30 Uhr auf Kabel 1 immer doppelfolgen... beschissene Uhrzeit aber da ich Nachts arbeite und dann immer nach hause komme sehe ich sie mir an.... schade das solch eine Sendung nicht neu aufgelegt wurde... ich wette das wäre ein voller erfolg, vorrausgesetzt die Charaktere der Leute bleiben unverändert...

[disturber1993]

Die sollten mal ne 7. STaffel machen aber wie gesagt die leute unverändert machen aber ich frage mich ob die noch mal so erfolgreich wäre weil die ja für uns alte technologien untersuchen würden aber am ene wäre witzig wenn Hogan dem Klink dann den tunnel und alles zeigt und zu dem sagt wie viele entflohenm sind^^

[WoodieMister]

@disturber1993 Dürfte schwer sein eine 7. Staffel aufzulegen wenn man bedenkt das Bob Crane (Hogan) leider schon tot ist. :(

[disturber1993]

Ne sag echt aber es gibt ja nicht nur die Schauspieler hauptsache ein ende

[Chrinik]

@disturber1993

Ne, heute noch ne neue Staffel von ein Käfig voller Helden auflegen...lieber nicht.

Die leuts von heute wissen doch garnicht mehr, was die Show damals so toll gemacht hat, und packen titten und mehr action rein<.<

Ein teil ihres Charmes kommt ja auch vom Alter Xd

[elvis3700]

I know nUthin>>>

[TrumanBarkley]

One of Schultz's best moments; a show favorite; here's to Sgt. err General Schultz for saving the day!

[wjv4me]

Love this show-thanks for uploading this!

[LukaZ0001]

BEST SHOW EVER xD!!!

SCHUUUUUUULTZ LOOOOL

[xMonsterHuntxerx]

yeaaa zere is zomsing rong hereee... (schultz) "youre part of it shuttup" hehe

[mcfrdmn]

Excellent video clip

[lmacorp]

My teacher used this in my history class to show why the Germans are so weak now.

[LukaZ0001]

we are weak ? O.o ahm LOL?!

[darlenei2]

Schultz always cracked me up, he was the BEST.

[setapartforgood]

And if I e v e r have to report it to myself, OH BOY are you going to be in trouble!

[americannorseman]

One of my all time favorite scenes of John Banner!!!!!

[wjv4me]

Mine too - he's one of the best on this show, cuz he makes us laugh!

[ww2killerk]

Schultz was the best character is the series. R.I.P Schultz

[saddleclublover4ever]

Schultz you ROCK!!! You're my favorite character. R.I.P!! I'll remember you always!

[coolmo82]

jaja unser guter alter Feldwebel Schulz

[MundaneRaptor]

I'd love to know what episode this is from as well... it's a great scene, from what is probably a great episode...

[Haendelman]

Which number of Hogans Heroes is that?

[Haendelman]

Schulz' absolutely BEST part! 5 Stars!

[stuffncritterstaxi]

I loved it when he was bribed with a candy bar. SO funny LOL!

[kevinjjfr]

what episode is this from i don't remember it and i have seen them all

now he see nothing and know nothing RIP john banner

[geocgeo]

Anyone who didn't love Sgt. Shultz KNEW NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, R.I.P. John Banner

[menckencynic]

@geocgeo I still can't believe this show ever got off the ground. Concentration camp humor? As a man who was actually in the camps and worked on the show once said of Hogans Heroes: "I found the Germans to be rarely stupid and never funny".

Still though, they pulled it off. It's total nostalgia for anyone over 35.

[geocgeo]

@menckencynic

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Most are gone but believe it or not there is a Hogan's Heroe's fan club.

Bob Crane was a real sicko in real life search for.

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[GeneralAmeli0]

Schultz is awsome

"I see nothing!"

[balcsy]

lol yes, this is his best scene, tells the baddest of the bad where to go lol

there's another scene similar, where he immitates Klink to retrieve Newkirk, Le Beau and Carter from Stalag 5 where he says to the Kommandant "i will have you court martialed, shot AND sent to the russian front and believe me.... i can do it" lol its classic

[wjv4me]

Adore this show, esp. Schultz, the :"teddy bear!"

Never saw this one-thanks for the upload, and pls.post more:-)

[lovieo2]

i don't remember this episode..anyway...funny!!!

[Havic1137]

Sgt. Shultz, one of the greatest comedy characters of all time. :)

[thesilverlyre]

Shultz's finest hour! :D

[budwhitcol1]

Sgt.Schultz has got to be my favorite character.

[atbglenn]

Mine too :)

[Hotshotter3000]

Along with Klink. The German characters are what really made it such a great show. Schultz never knows anything and Klink is always on the verge of a nervous breakdown and over the top frustration!

The only thing I really felt bad for is that John Banner died shortly after the show was canceled.

[DavidYakima]

Have to love Sgt. Schultz!!! Good Clip, thank you for posting it!!!  David

[AtarahDerek]

Ah, Schultz. Such a teddy bear.

LeBeau-centric episodes tend to be my favorite. Actually, Robert Clary does a commentary on this episode on the DVD.

[srbeck1]

Hey, it's Brian Urlacher of the Chicago Bears

[itsareligionofpeace]

Loved it.

Sargent Shultz shows that NS Germany produced regular, kind folks who looked out for the common man.

Yanks, occupied French, all of us.

God bless Sargent Shultz!

[NWSaint]

LMMFAO!!.. that "ACHTUNG" that he belts out at 3:19 just had in me stitches.. LoL. he said it so loud that it knocked that Gestapo officer back a good foot.. he shoulda' had higher rank in the show.. see 4:27 "and if I ever report it to myself ohhhh are you going to be in trouble".. LoL.. damn he was a great actor.. no one else like him......truly classic.

[Jurassic0Al]

You forgot 'pigs'! By the way, who are you talking about?

-Germans!

I've got into the wrong conversation!

[The1ne07]

that sucks most of the characters are dead

:(

[sirjeran]

Haha!

[heavensrendezvous]

Oh I love all Germans now....

[Mechlover]

Aw, I love Schulz--as strange as it is to say that about someone in the Nazi army. Nice to see him getting in some win, although of course it's on the side of the good guys.

[SCE2AUX]

Schultzie was Wehrmacht, apparently drafted, not SS.

[Mechlover]

I'd always figured it was something like that. He doesn't seem the sort of person who'd join the army out of a desire to shoot people. Far too kindly.

[Ymelops]

Most Wehrmacht-soldiers were drafted. Trying to avoid military-service was desertion and was punished by death.

[Jurassic0Al]

Exactly right- in fact, on at least one of the occasions where Schultz was told to fire at someone, he dropped his rifle out of sight and claimed he had lost it.

He and Klink are both good men when it comes down to it. Had Germany's defeat been covered in the series, the both of them would have had their names cleared by the testimonies of their own former prisoners.

[hippeuropeantours]

Schultz was a Luftwaffe Oberfeldwebel (Air Force NCO) and an Austrian Toymaker aus Wein.

[Hawkisnoob]

The General Uniform is but he's luftwaffe not ss nor gestapo.

[Jurassic0Al]

The SS almost never drafted anyone into their ranks- an elite organization, the SS was supposed to be volunteer only. They only turned to drafting in desperation, late in the war. And anyway, Schultz is not at all the kind of man the SS would want, even as a draftee. He's far too kind at heart to be of much use to the SS.

[The1ne07]

i heard Hitler recruited pure breed Germans as SS officers

[wyomingrailfan]

that is true. of course hitler was austrian, and was part JEWISH. or at least they think that is part of his background.

[AtarahDerek]

Ironic, isn't it?

[wyomingrailfan]

yes, VERY ironic.

[Hawkisnoob]

He was Luftwaffe.

[PolizeiPaul]

Who played cpl. Langenscheidt? On some episodes he strts to favor Larry Hovis= Carter..

[slashimport]

Cpl. Langenscheidt was played by Jon Cedar.

[PolizeiPaul]

What's the name of the episode where hogan and the other try to educate the Germans on talking German LOL? They even convince Schultz that Achtung is Good Morning.

[scales78]

my fave character. he knows NUTHING!

[N11Ckk123472]

Schultz, besides colonel klink, is the coolest character.

[morgancook1011]

i luv shultz

[trapper2]

That was good fun. I have to doubt that Werner Klemperer wanted Germans portrayed as foolish though since he was one, born and raised. But 'Nazis' were and rightly so as today.

[toaster1971]

lmfao! Schultz pwns. :)

[usmctanks1]

Side note on John Banner, His family (along with Ron Cleary's family) were imprisoned during the war, (I believe the actor who played the Gestapo officer was Jewish also) and Banner told the producers/writers and Directors that if the Germans were ever portrayed other than "foolish" he would leave the show. Werner Kempler (famous world class violinist) also stated that. Believe it or not this was considered a controversial show (in fact they spoke german in the eary shows, but went to english)

[ilovewildmustangs]

lol! "lucky for you, I was loaded." lol!

[chadtard]

the show would not be the same without schultz, he is amazing - im watching the show right now

[rach6317]

"I will rrrreport you all zee way upp, until it comes back to me." LOL Schultz is sooo cool. My fav.

[NORRIN68]

Mein Gott, vermin schnell

[diehard99]

THIS ROCKS!

[chaossol]

This scene from the episode Art For Hogan's Sake is most likely shows the best performance by John Banner's(Schultz) throughout the entire series. The adieu at the end is a little much but it works.

[1morejump]

"There is something wrong here."

"You're apart of it, shut up!"

XD I love this show!

[freakretardo24]

" i see nothing." i love that line. lol

[Tazzman]

I used to have a tshirt with that saying on it with a picture of Sgt. Schultz!

[TheHammar117]

i see nothing! NUTH-THING!!

[sereppusoup]

Loved it. I've been a Shultz fan from the 80s (when I first saw the series) and now my kids love him!

[dillerodell3]

shultz is smarter when he's drunk "ill report to his higher up, and his higher up, untill it comes back to me"

[BRONCOWEN]

To the russian front with you!

[KeinPCvorallem]

ICH WEISS NICHTS!!!

[kapazas2002]

Shultz was a clairvoyant

[wjv4me]

Great show-thanks for this upload-please post more.

[bobafett7777]

that episode was called art for hogans sake

[zazzor]

great, just great

[EvilKorbinDallas]

John banner is a jew lol most ppl in hogans heroes are jewish

[LarryParker1958]

John Banner was one of the greatest actors of all time. Just watch his facial expressions on Hogan's Heroes. Brilliant!

[Tyskie01]

If I ever report it to myself... lmao

[mackdaddy1969]

I nooo nutzing!!

[mackdaddy1969]

I nooo nutzing!!

[Santaman93]

Nice Job Kudos hogans ROCKS

[puppyluvr2828]

Yay! I love Hogan's Heroes!

[wjv4me]

Loved this show..please post more!

[DarthPetey]

Schultz Rulz John Banner is awesome 5 Stars