Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Skyrim's Funniest Fight Ever?

[6sponge379]

they take their cabbages VERY seriously O_O

[creatureRok]

for cabbages really!?

[Pentdad]

Masque of Clavicus Vile, you get it from the talking dog... Talking dog? Man I play skyrim too much.

[JoshxGaming]

Who's ur follower it looks like a nord male?

[Cwafter]

@SirGalamar It's a daedric one, i cant remember the exact name

[deathjoker666]

so drop food and get free items.

[SirGalamar]

What helmet is the follower wearing? The silver horned face-plate one, does anyone know what its called?

[reallytalldwarf]

@SirGalamar Mask of Clavicus Vile

[revocify3]

what city is this in?

[00Hectorlo00]

@revocify3 Riften

[joesdayable]

IWANT MY CABBAGES yahhhhh

[oHERETICo]

fuck sakes what has this world come to :)

[halfeatenpants]

Meanwhile, you take the cabbages.

[Xenotone2]

Videos like this do not need your annoying voice commentating! It would be do much better without it.

[acntgear]

@Xenotone2 ass holes like you dont need to comment on this video

[skyrim194]

my turtle is funnyar

[GuadoGirlX]

You have the clavicle vile mask! I couldn't kill Barbas either! lol

[TheLuvellah]

LOL, where was this? xD Riften tavern? Or does it work anywhere?

[RageGamers0]

@TheLuvellah I think so...

[SanBeanzie]

LOL!! XD

[HariVIyer]

lol cabbages

[thyfuzzyone]

Why does your slave have a giants hammer?

[EliteSoldierSuper]

@thyfuzzyone Its a weapon that you can find at a giant's camp. But only a follower can pick it up :L

[technusgirl]

lol, they are fighting over floor cabbage.. that's awesome

[Jose60490]

funiest shit ever!



[SnailOfExplosions]

*Fatal brawl occurs*

Innkeeper to friend: "We should have sex."

[thefrontwings]

What weapon is that on ur companion

[Kickagnome]

'Afterwords... in the afterlife'

Guy 1: Hey man! How'd you end up dying?

Random Guy: I fought a dragon. It was an epic battle! But sadly, I lost. How'd you die?

Guy 1: I lost in a fight over cabbages...

Random Guy: ....

[TimChuma]

It's on purpose so you can go upstairs and forge the ledger without lizard-man following you.

[darklynocturna]

I can just imagine if this happened in my local grocery store. XD

[XTenTenX1]

24 people were killed during this (Poor vunwulf =( )

[TheFatmerrill]

im sure half of the people who watched this went straight to do it themselves, including me

[cjn0001]

lol what a dumb game

[XxCallofReachxX]

Thats the defintion of food fight

[oliviathedragon]

Lol i would have never guessed this. Im gunna do that

[hahazet]

lol where is this i have to try this

[gis4gamer]

@hahazet At the bee and barb in Riften

[hahazet]

@gis4gamer thanks i go and try this

[craftsb]

Brilliant!



[CommanderMattShepard]

This remind anyone of Mos Eisley Cantina scene, from STAR WARS? hahah

[shaneoca]

I dropped a tunic on the ground and a beggar asked me if he could have it. I said sure. He picked it up and said that nobody would mess with him now that he had armor. Haha

[ilovejustinbieber980]

It happend to me too,

but instead i droped a crock pot. c:

[protobuddha]

"Ha! Found you!" ?????????????????

[cmldurant35]

I have 44,000 gold kill dragons sell there bones and scales get your speeck use perks timm price 50% better than keep selling

[NewVegas01]

wow look at his money!

[nzjackass1]

"my peanut."

[etch250]

I like how your follower has the giant bone

Club lol.

[Michaels1313]

Not if i saw it first

[SpottyZebraYT]

@DooblySquad9284 Riften, he's in the place right in front of the market I think it's called The Bee and Barb lol can't remember

[DooblySquad9284]

what city are you in

[cougarsforJesus]

@DooblySquad9284 He is in Riften.

[GothicSoldier9000]

thank you, a perfect demonstration of the RETARDED CPU of Skyrim

[kamatewarrior23]

lol that should be a money maker glitch just do thats all day in a dif place every time then wait fo them to regen

[THEMAN9851]

where are you? it looks like a black brotherhood place, but i cant find one

[FJoshE]

@THEMAN9851 The Bee and Barb in Riften

[smarticlesable]

I used to have faith in humanity... Then I took an arrow to the knee joke to the comment section

[Huhmasta]

I must use this tactic

[ahxpluhh]

Hahaha fighting for food that they wont take!

[UltomatoTank]

Hahah dude that's some funny shit

[mech1478965423]

why does everyone say TO the knee? its IN!

[TheRaposo2]

@unst0pab1e not in skyrim

[RandomPandaX78]

I used to be the best soldier in the stormcloak army, but I took a sword to the chest.

[monkeysareawesome112]

@hatsoffsam24 I used to hate arrow to the knee jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee

[fb39ca4]

drop some skooma on the gound and see what happens

[fb39ca4]

lol

[TheMythStudios]

@hatsoffsam24 I used to shout, but then I... OMG Chuck Norris just walked into my sugfasujdgyfaklshdcbvyuaerhbjl­SUdgfv

[Poodleinacan]

@1UpShroomBlog Riften

[Poodleinacan]

Food, fight!

[hatsoffsam24]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! YOU ARROW IN THE KNEE DICKS!!!!!! I WISH I COULD SHOUT YOU ALL OFF THE FUCKING FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!

[1UpShroomBlog]

What inn are you in?

[Seamy18]

I used to be an arrow like you, then I took an adventurer to the knee

[MirrorsGrin]

i almost one hit another dragon, then i took a wabbajack in the ass

[GamerCheatsXbox360]

same thing happened to me with a wooden plate( for a glitch for one of my videos ) and I was like WTF?!?!

[MrCmurder10]

you should get an arrow to the head instead of the knee you bum

[ForDahLulz]

Girl: "Who left this here?"

Guy: "I saw it first"

*starts to fight and makes a mess killing eachother"

*no one takes the food*

Inn Keeper: ಠ_ಠ

[ChalmersAtDaBuzzer08]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got aids....

[Hephasteus9]

If you take the kindred mage perk. You can get them to fight over wooden spoons.

[levi102222]

I used to fight over food until I took a fatal blow to the head

[gummyboots]

I regret marrying Aela, Mjoll is way better.

[MrJuiceize]

@gummyboots Kill that bitch then, whats the problem?

[gummyboots]

@MrJuiceize um, but then I couldn't get remarried.

[MrJuiceize]

@gummyboots Is it? What about if you keep amulet of mara?

[unst0pab1e]

fighting is not funny. we are all friends here.

[EconAtheist]

You don't understand. It was a blue-ribbon cabbage.

[285studios]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then I took a fricking DRAGON to the FACE

[mascthemoney]

A sweetroll would've killed the whole town.

[GoldenGuns58]

XD retards

[ClaydohWizard]

"That can be arranged." "Huh?" "Someone do something!" "Ha! Found you." "Talen, do you believe what they are saying? Do you really think the dragons have returned?" "It's... nothing..." "Yeagh!" "It's... nothing..." "Nargh!" "I don't know what to believe. If it's tru, then dark times may be upon us." "I'm getting out of here!" "Son of a..." "Aaaayyyaarrrrgghh!" "No!" "What should we do?" "I cannot best you!" "Ugh..."

[Has645]

why dose ur follower i think have a tree

[opmk1ll3r]

I used to fight for cabbage, then i took a missile to the apple.

[austinpowersfan1999]

where do i have to go to start this fight?

[rcsp09]

hcggxhgxhg nvcjcb b jh hn

[Jevon177]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! Or you might take an arrow to the knee.

[Knallbuss384]

MY CABBAGE SON OF A BITCH! *mace to the face*

nah, never mind i dont even like cabbage

[TheNuttyDuddy]

the arrow to the knee joke used to be funny... before it took an arrow to the knee.... DANGIT YOU GOT ME DOING IT! CURSE YOU TRENDY JOKES!!!

[WoolfmonkeyRS]

-------(knee)------

[Austendude2]

lol

[39466baker]

LOL

[cooldude15k]

so FUNNY and HUMOUROUS

[hazzakincho]

what armour is his follower wearing?

[nickgonezapolis]

@hazzakincho looks like the Masque of Clavicus Vile, and steel plate armor

[dragonking881]

trolol



[LordSanguine]

How does ur follower have a giants club?

[camanderXXXX]

REALLY FUNNY

[rstrain14]

Just a tip, Daedric Armor is much better than dragon armor.

[gummyboots]

@rstrain14 it's not about having the best stuff, its about having the coolest stuff.

and having fun.

[Officialwarriior]

were is that on the map

[MrEsavio]

@Officialwarriior Riften, the main bar

[MatchCard]

@Officialwarriior Riften Bee and Barb or something like that

[ignights1]

funny yet so random

[10drae]

0:43 louis from left for dead when a hunter is on him except different voice XD

[TheMastersForge]

I used to fight over people dropping random lettuce heads to the ground like they just did,  but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Wes919]

The guards in my game don't even tell the arrow to the knee story much anymore. So I suppose you could say that they used to tell the arrow to the knee story....but then they took an arrow to the knee.

[sistagirl488deleted]

all those people making arrow to the knee jokes should get an axe to the head

[TheConiption]

@sistagirl488deleted i used to take an arrow to the knee, but then i put an axe to your head.

[TC53227]

@sistagirl488deleted Fuck you get a sence of humor.

[MrJuiceize]

@TC53227 First 100 times was funny. Now its fuckin annoying.

[TC53227]

@MrJuiceize Just like your fat ass.

[MrJuiceize]

@TC53227 And how does that make sense? 

[TC53227]

@MrJuiceize Should it?

[MrJuiceize]

@TC53227 Of course you retard.

[TC53227]

@MrJuiceize Nah. It shouldn't otherwise everything would make sense. So.. Do me a favor and fuck off.

[MrJuiceize]

@TC53227 You should stop taking drugs.

[TC53227]

@MrJuiceize What drugs, asshole? Weed is a kid drug, since all the 12 year olds SAY they use it.. And the rest are meh. Wow!! I see my walls taking a shit, FFUUUNN..

[MrJuiceize]

@TC53227 Ok then...

[jamesschaller]

@sistagirl488deleted i use to have an axe to the head like you till i took an arrow to the knee..

[Mr20938]

@sistagirl488deleted I used to take axes to the head, till i took a arrow to the knee.

[HouseHoldAnimator]

@sistagirl488deleted I know and considering it's actually arrow in the knee frustrates me

[FlyOSEF]

I used to think that the knee joke was funny, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[JACS1N1ST3R]

Lol.. they fought over cabbage

[Misdreavius]

I thought it was funnier seeing my two regices fight each other for no reason

[TheMightyAnonymous]

at 0:34 why is the guy on the left wearing the masque of Clavicus Vile? thats a daedric artifact! 

[TipsyBatman5TB]

 »»───knee───►

[vladi1Z]

can someone who is already completed the game or just passed many things tell me if this man is needed in some future quest. before i kill him and regret it later?

[AdoPotts6]

@SuperJerf. Well your smart.. Stupid fat yank.

[sourbabies]

MY CABBAGES!!!

(Anyone watch Avatar the Last Airbender?)

[xbon1]

Why do people say to the knee? I try to explain it over, and over, but then this one time... ...then I took an arrow in the knee.

[lnsertCleverName]

@xbon1 They are just reciting random rhetoric from the gaurds when they talk to you. "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

[Hip2BeSquare]

fuck arrow to the knee jokes they used to be funny but its been posted that many times! i used to find them funny and then i took an arrow to the knee

[iwillkillyoutoo]

BOM FIGHTS!

[calian0770]

Hilarious .. Thanks

[wissyissy]

Glitches in video games = funny and frustrating.

[menosporfavor]

Very good, I hope bethesa don't remove it :)

[TheWitchking123]

FEMALE POWER BITCHES!! 8D

[TheWitchking123]

@5hankey LMFAO nigger starvin for food!! xD..funny how you can afford to have an internet connection,a gaming port but not food lool..poor nigga! ;D

[LTRiDa]

Guy 1:Whose Cabbage is this?

Guy 2:Its for Anybody that wants it.

Guy 1:Really?

Guy 2:Sure

Guy 3:George.....are u provoking theft

Guy 2:Uhh...sorry

Guy 3:You almost got homeboy fucked up

XD...lol...

[superjerf]

Screw this British retard and his false description just to try and get more views. What a fucking retard. I'm gona shit on his grandmas chest

[luigi677]

Too bad it's not effective on regular enemies. FREE RAGE SPELL

[pimpjuice898]

Woah what crazy weapon is your companion wielding. I hope it can withstand in a cabbage fight.

[purpleblah2]

THAT'S why they were fighting? This happened to me, but the bartender blocked stairway so I couldn't see it happening, but I figured it was a political dispute... not a fight over the stolen cheese wedges I dropped...

[flyingbiscuts]

I used to drop my cabbages in caverns.. until I took an arrow to the knee.

[sDUBbornSTEPr]

I used to be an adventurer like you.....till i dropped my cabbage in a tavern

[CarlottaDelphia]

I WANT CABBAAAAAAAAAAGE

[baaimacow]

I used to fight people for cabbages, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[kerasio]

Lol the guy with the axe is taking it way too seriously.

[Sounding7thTrumpet]

@kerasio That was a female Nord. 0_o

[8BlueBead8]

Wow. Go Mjoll and Aerin. Best NPCs ever. :O

[watsonisking]

i found this video funny but then i took an arrow to the knee

[CallMeVox]

Must be Irish.

[iTehAdder]

any1 else notice they didn't even take the cabbage after...

[CoDBBoii]

Should put this is skyrim funtage :-)

[gorgi2411]

beat out about cabbage

[Ricardo7250]

lool but why didnt they just brawled instead of killing each other?

[roborobbie123]

i did this, but is this the only place?

[roborobbie123]

i did this, but is this the only place?

[john2pimp]

MY CABBAGES!!

[desiredkabal]

Really funny :D Laughed my ass off

[LostBelowLife]

I used to fight for cabbage, but then i took an arrow to the knee =-\