My roommate used to get drunk, pretend to be Xzibit, and fix things.

[Whaleboy1987452]

What a dick

[DOO1]

0:25 dude... the guy's hand is white... unless its a black dude with white hands, this white guy has a fucking EPIC black guy voice

[Zalexboy92]

UhAHuh... PIMP

[Venezu3la99]

"you can have waves and seashells and crabs, im workin' on it!"

LMAO

[OctoberFest86]

I'm workin' on it!

[OctoberFest86]

Posted it on Facebook just so I can watch it again... I'm watching it again.

[ArmyPig007]

I love when he says "Pimp" at the end XDXD

[ffahlis]

Your roommate used to get drunk, pretend to be Xzibit, and fix things. Then he took an arrow to the knee.

[i732itechno]

@ffahlis SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP. JOKES OLD... AND YOU PROBABLY DONT EVEN HAVE THE GAME.

[northerncalibcb74]

funny ass shit! makes me laugh everytime

[dormantblowhorn]

This is a void of funny. Staged.

[kkuczak0001]

"pimp your life." lol.

[thatonewhiteguy23]

This is seriously fucking hilarious.

[Ponimaju]

congrats, you finally made a video go viral

[howzeman]

YO DAWG!

[pimpjuice8921573]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[mtmccox]

wat

[LilTin1]

Maybe Snooki can help with getting crabs in your bed.. I don't know about the sea shells :/

[HoosierHysteria5]

OPTIC NADESHOT

[DabigAss]

Pimp yo life, I'm from the west coast, nigga

[ZOMBIEKILLINPRO]

Haha I love drunk people :)

[mxburgh]

This is so dumb

[SCdallas]

What a bitch can't he take a joke it's just a little sand. Must have sand in his vagina

[damstraight4]

Thank you all for the comments/views/subscription!

Much appreciated !

[cyoungmark]

LOL OH WHUDUP DAWG

[Obamanomics]

that was some funny shit!

[republicangamblers16]

the moment you realize that there isnt a 0:49

[DabigAss]

-You can have waves, seashells, crabs, I'm working on it...

-I don't see any fucking waves, i don't see any shells or crabs

- Well that's for the dreams, meen

LMFAAO

[audas]

Funny shit.

[PrimusSucksOnThis]

How'd you pimp my life? This sucks.

...pimp.

Fuck you, dude.

[0lsakural0]

hahahahaha

[AdornmentOfTheWicked]

I laughed so hard that I just had an asthma attack.

[SilentAttackTV]

I'm workin' on it :DDDDD

[MrAndrewIbsen]

LOL

[kyledoherty]

I want MORE......lol

[kyledoherty]

Dude, this is awesome! I laughed my ASS off!!! So funny man! Thanks for the laugh. Xhibit's voice is spot on! Well done man....very funny....

[fearvamp]

lol great

[JabbaTheHuman]

...pimp.

[Jonpoo1]

I know a girl who can help you get crabs in the bed.

[ulktz]

FAKE AND GAY

[TwoBlaydez]

lol wtf nadeshot?

[Sakoesis]

I laughed :)

[xXxEzWHiTExXx]

most certainly candid that dude just sucks

[notkmad]

faake! bad acting!

[dnb4evaa]

@notkmad it was meant to be, its called a JOKE if you knew what that means.

[tjd07x]

Why are people saying this is fake? I thought it was completely candid. Shut the fuck up. Thanks.

[ivegotamnesia]

MORE! PLEASE MORE! These are fucking hilarious.

[hensonlaura]

Terrible acting.

[Daft4Punk]

this is the best video ever! going viral 4sure

[ThePie72]

omg that just made my day. It is especially good if you're drunk yourself!

[1mdmiles]

I have his backpack

[666satanluvr]

@1mdmiles give it back

[1mdmiles]

@666satanluvr no >:D

[hottsaucekid]

dat creepy laugh at 00:45...

[DOO1]

@hottsaucekid LOL cant un-hear....

[SportsNewsNow]

@hottsaucekid omg im crying

[APSAfortheUSA]

Sup reddit? If you find this funny, it's because you're a redditor.

[FTMvideos]

LMAO

[daneboe]

Actually, I'm sure that bed has quite a few crabs.

[tjd07x]

@daneboe ba dum pish

[sasquatch268]

@Victormort If you do this, fuck you, honestly.

[TheMLBM100]

"quote from the video we all just watched"

LOL!!

[poopfartpenis]

@TheMLBM100 funny you should make a comment making fun of common, reguritated things people say to get thumbs-upped, when in fact what you're saying is just another stupid little trend, and you're a giant fucking hypocrit. Just saying.

[NekstaOne]

@poopfartpenis

i heard you like quoting, so i quote that i'm quoting from the video.

[FollowersofDamu]

301 Views yet 1,373 Likes.

Explain that shit Youtube dude

[Tzemesce]

@FollowersofDamu Seriously? You don't know how this works yet? Afraid to google an answer on your own?

[Drummerman214]

Lmfao! Ey, I brought the beach back to you! XD

[realityDUBSTEP]

seems like they acted 

[zakmcdonald1]

God never laughed this hard

[xmagneticx]

passive aggressive 

[MOHtier1FTW]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha just throws sand on his bed

[Gullahjack12]

that's fantastic

[frogger12346]

LMFAO

[KillstealingPrick]

"Ouughuuh..... PIMP"

[Trakh1]

lmao even if this is fake its hilarious i watched it like 5 times

[RTrevorCollins]

You've officially been piyumpt! *pops his collar*

Ay! There's gonna be waves and crabs and shit, I'm workin on it.

[Rignite]

This was awesome.

Then you started "acting".

[soyellowsoviolent]

fake or not, I love this shit

[ElMisionero96]

Oh man, my fucking face hurts from laughing.

[MatthewOver9000]

Fake and gay.

[PhoTC]

@MatthewOver9000 They didn't even kiss. Officially Not Gay. Over9000 meme is totally gay, however.

[MatthewOver9000]

@PhoTC Your comments on my use of an outdated meme have destroyed my self esteem and left me in an existential crisis. I hope you are proud of yourself young man.

[PhoTC]

@MatthewOver9000 What's a day without a little existential crisis, though? I daresay good sir I've done you a favor!

[paclac1337]

I love the trademark shirt tug.

[MajorIronwood]

Fake.

[ijl1i]

If the acting was a little better it wouldn't seem fake...

[MikeMtheMusicMan]

How is it possible that there are more likes than views?

[EuclidianProposition]

@MikeMtheMusicMan Sometimes the youtube server slows down and stops counting views for awhile. Not sure why.

[RealOutOfSight]

fake and gay

[BassBeatsProductions]

LMAO

[shazang0]

Pimp your life man. Pimp.

[dhavranek88]

THIS IS HILARIOUS AHAHAAHAHAHAH

watch my videos

[davek13121]

@almostsk8er971 that hurt my feelings

[MaikkyWin]

Yes .



[davek13121]

@almostsk8er971 FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE CUNT SPLICING FUCK. DURH THERE'S MORE LIKES THAN VIEWS HOW CAN THIS BE? IT'S FUCKING CALLED YOUTUBE.

[PvtStroker]

@davek13121 well aren't you cranky today

[davek13121]

@PvtStroker I WILL EAT YOUR PLACENTA

[MrSolomobl]

this needs to be a series

[davek13121]

@almostsk8er971 fuck off

[MarcelPJPeloquin]

I want to see more things he fixed!

[Onamier]

rofl



[nazi8per]

LOL

[FFScantgetadamnname]

How'd you pimp my life? this sucks

[Ponimaju]

yo dawg i herd u like viral videos so i tried to make a viral video so you can blabllablalblablalblabla

[ise1880]

He used to? I wish he still did!

[llama66613]

Those are some pimped out waves.

[TheEclectic]

"..ughgh... piimp."

[abag0fchips]

inb4viral

[iambisone]

your roommate sounds like this guy: /watch?v=Fbsk127TnnE

[ThumbsUpBrah]

too funny

[steelgarion]

lol

[ibakesale]

lolol i like his voice

[CheeseCrackerxXx]

Yeah but.. Pimp!

[AlphaBravoChad]

Hahah. I'm here from Reddit. Lol

[mistaspot1]

@AlphaBravoChad Fuck you, dude. Go back to Digg, you little kid.

[mrfayge]

@mistaspot1 you mean go back to reddit.

[mistaspot1]

@mrfayge No, I mean leave reddit and go back to Digg where all the children hung out.

[zzirlob5ter]

@mistaspot1 you act as if reddit isnt the child friendly 4-chan

[KingslayerVetriz]

@zzirlob5ter Apparently you missed the NSFW Spiderman blowjob earlier today!

[mistaspot1]

@zzirlob5ter It wasn't like that until Digg died and you all came over to our site.

[mrfayge]

@mistaspot1 That's the point, the kids hang out on reddit now.

[Aydar478]

This is brilliant!

[mattlohkamp]

if my roommate did that he would shortly cease to be my roommate.

[gregarious24]

I have eight green Skittles residing just inside of my hairy butthole.

[tjd07x]

@gregarious24 sour skittles?

[gregarious24]

@tjd07x Very.

[jwchase2005]

Hahaha, I like it.

[pklifter]

how did you pimp my life, this sucks LOLOLOL

[planetrob555]

I don't see any humor in this poorly set-up and barely rehearsed video.

[dansei27]

@planetrob555 The bad acting and poor set up is what makes it funny

[WHlTEDEVlL]

@planetrob555 because its not a set up its real okay

[dudewaitewhat]

Sounds more like an Australian prick than Xzhibit.

[meowdragon]

The white Xzibit 0:23

[spp41]

fake

[IPS0125]

"Pimp..."

"Fuck you dude"

[paki123]

What is that sound at 0:45?

[chrisw40]

@paki123 cum bubble

[paki123]

@chrisw40 lololololol

[panchov007]

lol

[JRCrowley]

LOL!!!!! yarp!

[mradamdennis]

I just hope I can see more videos of this roommate of yours...

[PerceivetoSuffer]

If you did these on a regular basis, to multiple, different people, I would watch you all the time.

[agasekowska]

PIMP!

[Dasshaus123]

amazing

[barendbos]

your acting is bad. X however is awesome.

[skjamog]

lmao!

[TheHolyMane]

this is hilarious!

[Reillyriley91]

Please tell me there are more of these.

[GilvaSunner]

Son of a beach

[painey86]

bad acting

[ThePrecipiceTheory]

I love it so much when he just says '...pimp' at the end. This is too funny

[thinkt4nk]

wow, something that actually seems genuine. I got a good laugh out of this

[questionslp6]

EY, I EARD YOU MISSED DA BEECH, RIGHT?

[TheEvilCheesecake]

Oh wow, so much win right there.

[BlackAera]

dude... you look like edward norton :C

[xen0blue]

this is awesome

[MrStoneGhost]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I CAME TO THE INTERNET TODAY.

[Manleell]

Laughing so hard in the library hahha!

[cyberdemon107]

fake, any reasonable person would have went for the jaw

[DDeDokter]

@cyberdemon107 No he wouldn't. Any reasonable person (who can take a joke) would: Lift up cloth covered in sand, fold cloth, open cloth in room of cameraman.

[signevent]

he didn't really fix anything here, did he?

[godsrightbuttcheek]

Clearly fake but still funny

[TheMarkNessMonster]

Lame.