Sid Haig On Freddy VS Jason

[SeCONdagenda1]

Uh, what about Pinhead? ...okay I'll shut up now...

[Awesomewafflesgames]

Love this guy

[cdarknessfalls26]

i love this guy so fucking cool what he does

[jtomasik]

Captain Spaulding for President!!!

[Lutendentdan]

no prob you want to buy a washing machine

[Lutendentdan]

no prob



[docbeetle]

Lawl 

[ac120479]

Captain Spaulding would fuck them up.

[pumpkinman4ever]

Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Michael Vs. Captain Spaulding would be EPIC!!!

[whiskeywilliams]

Captain Spaulding is cool. My favorite line from him ever?

"Well if you'd gimme a chance, I was gonna call you a crazy, pig-fuckin, dumbass, pussy piece of shiiit!"

[trishdadish82]

@whiskeywilliams haha yea that and 'I'm gonna come back here and if aint got one reason why you hate clowns im gonna kill you and your whole fucken family" lol

[paulod27]

This guy needs his own Captain Spaulding Movie. Honestly it could simply be entilted Spaulding!

[MrPunisherHudson]

Did I hear that correctly... He called out Robert Englund! LOL Nah...

[Thedoctor19000]

Except for Pinhead. That guy would own all three of them like Sid.

[IronicusPaladin]

@Thedoctor19000 Agreed. Pinhead is fucking pure annihilation, so many good quotes.

[TTTmiller]

cpt. spaulding vs michael myers, I would def pay to see that

[ANK1396]

Freddy: Why Don't You Just DIE!

Spaulding: Well why don't ya' just take yo' momma home some o' my friiied chicken, so I don't have to shove ma boot all up in yo' ass!

[RulingShadowJester]

CAPTAIN SPAULDING IS THE SHIT!!!!

[SuperJokersan]

Seeing how theres comments saying sid haig rocks he will kick both there asses just my opinion but both Freddy and Jason are classic Freddy has the wits he throws your best line back at you then kills you in his own demented funny way while Jason on the other hand hes the icon of my favorite saying talk is cheap which is true he comes kills the motherfuckers and doesnt bullshit before the kill or after it he just comes in and fucking kills them Jason is my fav over Freddy but sid haig is cool :)

[TapdancingAmelus]

Bahahah. I love Sid.

[kfag101]

sid rocks!

[matse109]

damn right

[ProjectMax1]

why da fake serial killers lets make a movie n call it Toole Vs. Chikotilo both killed dozens and they were both cannibals. difference is one is russian n one is a redneck PERFECT

[SUPERGRASS1000]

IM SCARED!!!

[JokerScars69]

hahahaha he could do it too LOL

[chadd990]

@onemorelostsoul123

maybe because no one cares about them... thats my first guess.

[needlerbug]

Freddy krugers a pussy

[python2626]

MOST OF ALL FUCK YOU!!!! BANG BANG BANG

[gordon16663]

God Damn Motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.

[Zeeboe]

He typed those exact words on The Devil's Rejects message board back in 2005 when I asked him the same question. lol. I later posted a pic of the Captain Spaulding action figure kicking the asses of my Michael, Freddy, and Jason action figures which Sid loved. lol.

[misfitsg17]

haha Freddy vs Jason vs Michael Myers vs Sid! XD

[sm0kd0g]

"if you gonna shoot me... you shoot me right here... and you better make sure im all the way dead... otherwise ima come back and make you my BITCH"

[bluto1992]

Freddy Kruger is a fucking pussy ass movie killer in my opinion. He comes at you in your dreams when you're defenseless. Put up a fight you pussy mother fucker. No wonder Jason ripped you a new asshole and then some in Freddy vs. Jason BIAAAAAAAATCH!

[InsaneKill666]

First off they are made up characters and secondly Freddy goes in your dreams because he can't be in reality he is a demon. You couldn't really have a fair fight. Freddy, Jason, And Michael should never be a vs. They all are great killers why put them against each other. If they all killed together that would be hilarious.

[X13SS4L]

He's not a demon. He was a murderer of children till one of their parents finally killed him by means of fire. He can be pulled out of into reality, but he loses his powers and becomes a vulnerable piece of shit undead.

[drmage33]

but he is funny, and freddy is still alive even though his head was cut off, i just hope they make a FvJ number 2

[priorlakemowhawk]

lol your going to get raped in your dream lol, pussy or not you'd never wanna go to sleep again ^ ^

[BrutalAsHell]

spaulding would bash their fucking balls in. then send em all back to hell with some delicious fried chicken.

it just tastes so damn good.

[xquickstrykex]

yeah and how is that, hes a fat old douche

[drmage33]

not michael myers, he is immortal and has no weaknesses, unlike freddy and jason, freddies is fire and jasons is water michael has none michael cant die

[priorlakemowhawk]

My friend, no body is immortal, as Kirby Pucket once said "Nobody is promised tomorrow" So what say we to immortal? what about chaining him up? can't die but cant do anything right? Some kind of anesthesia or something? hes alive but nerves can't do anything, Or what would happen if hes braindead? his body would be useless? lol perhaps he can't die but then again there are ways to stop him

[drmage33]

wow i was talking about michael myers, not a normal person, and if michael was chained up he could break out of it, you take shit to seriously

[tropicalpimp]

MICHAEL aint woodchipper...Captain Spaulding would throw his punk ass in... fargo style!

[grinner24]

@BrutalAsHell hahahahaahhhahaha his a person unlike freddyhe can do so much shit

[DemonWarp65]

@BrutalAsHell With some tutti fuckin' frutti for dessert!

[CVargas]

That was....brief.

[4N]

" i personally LOOVE freddy krueger " HAHAHAHAHA THATS CUTE!!! TOOTIE FUCKIN FRUITY............SID'S A ROCK STAR!!!!

[nihilisticpunk]

You're all idiots, stop arguing on what is and isn't good about horror, do you realize that arguing gets people nowhere? It's impossible to change ones point of view; aside from that, i personally LOOVE freddy krueger more than any horror charcter, but captain spaulding, michael and Jason are kool too... I like them for various reasons, i like freddy and jason and michael because they have a lot in common with me, and i also like Freddy and spaulding because of their silly/ mean sense of humor

[kanjocky]

michael, jason, and freddy are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo do not have in common with you

[emtpmpknhed]

Captain Spaulding VS every horror icon ever. I'd pay to see that movie. (and I guarantee it'll be better than the F13 remake)

[GeneralPeaPod]

HELL YEAH!

Sid Haig is the MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JMoney002]

This dude is hilarious.

[MunchiesMan1]

micheal would so wup captian spauldings ass

aint nothing with out a gun that to me is a thug...Micheal on the other ooo

[cky1088]

Well well well...another one of those type of people....dude...Halloween is so overrated it's not even funny...i'd say Norman baits from psycho is the king...first slasher ever...then of course Leatherface from the 1974 TCM considering he wore a mask first before any deranged movie killer..

[theyoungcasanova]

sids one bad dude

[viper90988]

yeah id like to see spalding say that to michaels face and watch spalding fall to the ground dead with a knife in his head

[ajkl27]

unless he was out of arms reach...an could go faster than walking pace

[nick4pope]

captian spalding would kill all dem

[SilverFox41089]

. . . Nigger ? ? ? Where ? ? ?

[phantomss]

Sid Haig is the fuckin man

[cxhxrxixsishere]

SID HAIG FOR PRESIDENT

[firewood08]

Captain Spalding can beat all of them.

[ccg1171]

Jason from parts 3&4 is the best, thats when he would kick everyones ass........Michael Myers from part 1 & 2 is the best & Freddy from parts 1& 2 is also when he was the best he was dark & mysterious.. From part 3 on he became comical tellin jokes. Leatherface from the original was the best & he was good in the remakes, he was gay in 2 & 3, thats my opinion what do you all think? PS Chucky is GAY in all the movies...

[drube77]

you forgot Leprechaun , he is worse than Chucky on his best day

[ccg1171]

Yeah he sucks too, those movies blow. Dont forget to see Friday the 13th remake on 2-13-09.. lets hope thats good !! stay cool!!

[cky1088]

Friday the 13th blows...well except jason takes manhatten but jesus on the BBQ the remake looks horrible...making him all super fast and shit...looks like jason is a linebacker in the super bowl running for the touchdown

[thingy12345678]

Jason ran in movies 2 and 3, dumbass.

[cky1088]

Dumbass??...me a Dumbass?...this coming from the person that probably thrives on only watch the cliche horror films such as Jason...but my point is that in the past films he runs in a mild jog state...not like a fucking marathon runner trying to get pussy like in the remake...

[thingy12345678]

I watch every type of horror. I don't "thrive on cliche horror films like Jason" I just like them, they're decent movies. But, I agree about the remake. It looks like total bullshit XD

[SiThG0D]

yea right, even if u dont like the old ones the remake is badass, he dosnt run all that much, hes just a big fuckin beast.

[MichaelMyers87]

Captain Spaulding and Michael Myers=Greatest Ever.

[BBX118]

Michael Myers owns all movie villians.

[belrock1]

they should make spaulding vs freddy, jason and mike myers cos it would be kwl to see sid kick all their asses

[michaeldudeoo1]

sid is right

[retronightmare]

they should make .. the devils rejects vs Freddy Jason and Mike ...and the story line can be that Satan has sent Baby, Otis and Spaulding to kill all those who have escaped from hell.

[ben5leto]

freddy can just turn otis into a roach and sqaush him.

freddy would rape baby ,then rip her guts out.

[RENEGADEWHA]

..... and then freddy can get his ass handed to him by spaulding... otis would rip freddy a new one

[SJCM]

Got to agree with you there...Spaulding would just tell Freddy to take his momma home some chicken then stick his boot in his ass.

[LpJunior537]

@SJCM then get some tuti fuckin fruiti

[mattdakiller]

yea right. agaist Jason or michael, c'mon. i mean Sig is awesome, he's a badass clown, but against Jason? jay would just rip off his arm and beat him to death with it. lol.

[AMONbaneOFexistance]

freddy n myers sure but jason not to sure spaulding and jason have earned a place in my blackened heart personally id love to just see jason butcher myers while spaulding killes freddy at the same time but yeah i think jason would get his ass handed to him by spaulding i mean jasons a monster but spaulding hes a whole new breed of evil

[rottentreats98]

yea freddy vs jason to me doesent realy work but jason vs mike myers now you got somthing(and no not the dude from wayns world)

[ktuluag]

Come on down to Captian Spauldings!

[nobodyimportant86]

sid still putting his boot up peoples asses

[cdowg187]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[juggalo32787]

captain spaulding would totally kick all of there asses

[Zeeboe]

lol. I remember when he said that on the Devil's Rejects forum years ago...those exact lines too...I posted it in my sig when on that forum. lol.

[cretchboc]

freddy vs. jason was the gayest movie i have ever seen :| :| :|

[HannemanAndKing]

he probably would too. i mean, come on...captain spaulding

[RobWyld]

Definitely. I think it'd be funny as fuck to see Spaulding curse Freddy out before beating him silly :p

[TheRaven361]

go capt spaulding kick all there asses

[d48shadow]

Freddy vs. Jason did suck but rob zombie films suck ten times worst

[therodoflove]

Huh, yeah right - Devils Rejects already has cult following - not bad for a film that sucks eh?

[d48shadow]

that's pretty sad, honestly I just think it's way over rated, Altough I will give rob zombie this, he did do a pretty good job of the new Halloween.

[gnarlyboy5]

apperently so does ur mom on my weiner

[cretchboc]

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOL AHAHAHAH

[chicosk8r15]

Jason Vorhees pretty much won the fight in the end i mean what the hell is freddy gonna do with no body?The only thing Jason lost was a few fingers. Captain spaulding kicks ass though

[iluvcg777]

Sid haig could kick chuck norris's ass.

Now that's a match i'd love to see.

[paris96]

Haha Chuck Norris references never get any less hilarious

[karaokematt82]

Capt. Spaulding can kick Freddy's ass any day.

[Mazzoball]

what about bubba?

[DonOfTheDead75]

The only reason the Freddy vs Jason fight was a tie?

The winner had to fight Sid Haig.

And neither of them wanted that.

[SJCM]

I think you're on to something there.

[angeltosome]

Jason and Freddy can kiss a dog's titties for all I care.

[worldofrec]

and they all can shit tinn-bricks for all I care..sid is

the man

[keithpas]

Freddy and Jason'll just stand their and do the asshole shuffle until Captain Spaulding stuffs his boot all up in their asses!!!

[angeltosome]

then he'll give them some complimentary fried chicken.

[keithpas]

Cause it just tastes so damn good!!!!!