The Johnson McWerthy Show: How To Steal a Car

[mgmanmike]

If you REALLY want to steal cars and don't know how, find someone who will teach u the various methods for disabling the alarm, sat-gav, onstar, lowjack, bypass ignition security features and the multiple ways to unlock doors and bypassing the lock on the ignition. You can also buy an ignition with a key for the same make/model or car to be stolen and use that to start the car with little to no damage to the car.

[mgmanmike]

To sell it hot: find a chop shop or exporter to sell it to. Allot of auto-body shops and some small used car dealers buy hot cars for parts or to clean-up and sell. You will not make the most u can this way, but, it's easy. Another way is to find someone who exports goods to South America, Africa, Asia or the mid-east using cargo containers. If you can find someone who exports and they will buy, you will make much more. I dunno if the latter happens nemore, because they x-ray containers now.

[mgmanmike]

To make your stolen car legit: buy the same make & model car, (appox. the same year, but doesn't have to be exact) at a junk yard. Get 1 with a blown engine or trans. If sold without a title, you apply for a new one. Remove seal #s, vin # and some engine parts with serial #s on them. Switch all these to your stolen car and register it. You now have a legit stolen car. You can also switch the engine, trans., and other parts. It all depends on how "clean" you want it to be.

[mgmanmike]

Respond to this video... To steal a Gm: chip open the left side of the steering column using a flat head. Remove plastic cover and you'll see a gear, pop that off. You'll also see a U-shaped spring, stretch it out to disengage the steering lock. DO NOT remove spring! Where u removed the gear from, there is a rod with teeth on top, pull that rod back with flat head and presto! If ne 1 wants to know how to steal other makes and models,shoot me a message and I'll tell ya.

[mgmanmike]

@213Taneli213 On some cars, you can't. Using a dent puller on the ignition, removing the lock and then you can start with a flat head.

[666callmeanytime]

or is it just me...or this dude looks like Larry the Cable Guy from bluecollartv

[FanterA333]

I was gonna defend Topkilla94's right to upload vids of his gaming no matter what age he is, but no-scoping with sniper rifles is for 12 yr olds, and only 2 steps above aim-botting-wall-hackers

[383chevystroker]

unscrew the oil pan?? hahahahahaha

[integraz32lover]

last time i checked an oil pan is not right under where the jacking points are..its attached to the engine,duhh this guy is so stupid and if you do unscrew the drain plug you will need a wrench not you fingers and how the hell can you make an alarm go of by doing that??

[MrTrucker2000]

whats the name of the song?

[nafissjarrell]

My brother Got an 1990 Honda Prelude and its red.... Nice video and Nice Car

[wilde4200]

you look like a fool white those buns

[RGH1502]

@213Taneli213 your a fat white kid. You dress like a rich kid. I used to fuck bitches like you in prison, tough guy. Stop trying to be "hood", you are not tough.

[RGH1502]

this is a joke right?

[The5ave1]

lol funny video. One of the best i've seen. no joke!

[Freezyler]

good

[UpliftedArtSKILLz]

white foos trying to act like g's haha dumb muthafuckas

[sickbasterd123]

Why do i have the feeling this video was made in the 90s?

[Capthunter95]

@sickbasterd123 it was, cars nwadays can tbe hotwired most of them ebcaue of immoblizers

[cj34523443]

lol wow i knew white people are stupid who talks like that? "MUDAFUKA" go to school xD learn hahahah lol.

[cj34523443]

um stfu who has more money me or you?me.people with less money shouldnt talk because i can buy your whole family.wait i dont buy stinky shit.i bet your mom still feeds you by her titties lol.ahaahha

[cj34523443]

you are a nerd.lol what negro from the street talks like that.i can hotwire cars but i dont because im not poor unlike people who do.i can afford lamborghini gallados and murcielagos.lol and i came from the street.i lived in compton BI Piru for 2years and now i live in Us again i was born in us Queens.Rosedale Flushing and i dont steal cars...

[iistayflyii]

fuck yo racist ass stank ass bitch you can aford a model lamborhghini

[TheArrogantSOB]

Duly noted.

[TheArrogantSOB]

lol internet

[TV1videoclips]

dude ty i hafe stealth a jeep lol 1 hour fun :P

[Spike00513z]

howd u get in with a screwdriver, and isnt the oilpan screw hot?

[Topkilla94]

THIS GUY IS A DUMB FUCKIN LOSER!!!!

[TheArrogantSOB]

Says the 36 year old who posts videos of himself playing video games on Youtube. You're the real winner here.

[comocabron]

lol thats funny unscrew the oil pan

[youknowyouloveMoo2]

LOL the second time when he did the black car it was real so when the alarm went off he RAN LOL!

[rangu66]

this is a commedy obviously some of you apparently think its real and thats the funniest part about this video

[crazyman2278]

well if sum 1 jacks ur car u call da cops and tinted windows sometimes means its a gangster so hav fun getting shot!!

[bigbossAMERIKANAC]

joooo you are so stupid dumbass bitch omg

[TheByrdFlu]

i have to take a huge dump

[C9H13NO3Adrenaline]

me 2....

[plz343]

lol on the black car he didnt unscrew the oil pan lol

[king65779]

just bash the window and get in

[Bhuggy13]

Setting off the alarm in the process

[TheArrogantSOB]

I'd have to go with... early 90's? I forget exactly when he was in college. I'll have to ask him!

[TheArrogantSOB]

Oops, I was responding to a comment that was asking when this was made but I accidently erased it. Yep, Im stupid.

[lukehernandez]

okay for starters, #1 slim jim (not an option on all cars) #2 the stickers for the alarm defeat the purpose, it simplys gives you the make of the alarm so you can defuse it better,and you can just use an 8 inch magnet to dis arm it. #3 steering lock #4 pop ignition

[sk8rj18]

all u do is get a slidehammer(dentpuller)skrew it into the ignition popp it grab a flat head and turn = free car

[salvata888]

i like the Johnson

:D

[esxfallen]

i was at a party n stole this bitches keys n took her eclipse down the expressway. get the keys! vs hotwiring! the charge is less bad

[RandomEdd]

Why do people even bother to hotwire the cars, it takes to long.

[2Low317]

dipends how good you are.

me and my friends.

my hommies best record is 1min. and 43 sec.

me it toolk me 4min and 53sec lol

[RandomEdd]

I would rather just break the ignition off and then start the car.

[SERBKING011]

its a setup and the car was open

[TheArrogantSOB]

And unscrewing the oil pan doesn't actually do anything... except get oil all over the place. Anyway, thanks for the observation. I would have never known he staged it. :|

[AndyHalfLife]

no shit retard, it was a project for college can't you read

[SERBKING011]

dam dat nice!!!!!!!

[SERBKING011]

dude fell when walking!lol HAhahahahahahahahahhahhahahaha­haha

[Ma7amadPrince]

I hope he passed his project :P

[RandomEdd]

Dude, your uncle is awsome.

[mindfreak691]

lol, nice one