Montauk Monster- PROOF its FAKE!!! [NEW EVIDENCE]

[MysteriousMusicMan25]

hahaha



[ExtremeLonely360]

its a emo chicken

[SuperVincent18]

gay

[vtheawesome]

bla bla bla we have money and you dont this monster is just a fat hairless wad of cash

[gamingfilmmaker4]

there was three but its not fake just that it looks like chicken

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

Fuck U are STOOPID THERE ARE THREE SO IT CANT BE FAKE!

[flyinmudman]

@Tyranidwarriorman1 i think its real...but just because there is 3 doesn't mean it is real. And its spelt stupid not stoopid. go back to school

[iceisisis]

so...... you can eat its ass o.0

[Goldenminers]

If they fuck with some lizard next we god godzilla.

[westside26807]

wtf is the point of this video? i learned literally nothing other than that you're a faggot

[KokoaLover1]

@westside26807 You're the own being a faggot

[eggchipsandbeans1]

been proved they are decomposing racoons

[livandspencer]

made me laugh i wanna do you

[TeamAntiSocial]

Its a decomposed Raccoon.....

[narotovsgoku]

@TeamAntiSocial IF U THINK ITS A DECOMPOSED RECCOON!!! WATCH MY VIDEO ITS NOT A RECOON ITS A MUTANDED CREATURE!! I GOT PROOF

[TeamAntiSocial]

@narotovsgoku Yeah, you wish.

[narotovsgoku]

@TeamAntiSocial LOL U CANT TELL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UR MOTHER AND RECOON LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOPLOOL­OLOOLOLOOLOOOOL :P

[BrokenMaddie]

you forgot to comment on the monster's "mono-testicle".

\it has one ball only.

[Rimsa]

YOU ARE NOT A REAL DOCTOR

[pikagirl44]

Half Chicken, Half Smurf...

[xX3twoXx]

@pikagirl44

you forgot emo

[soyyotito]

hahahahaa,this huy is funny hahaha

[Arover9]

hey funny man they found 2 more corpses since then what have you got to say about that considering they all 3 were found off the coast of PLUM ISLAND

[BrokenMaddie]

@Arover9 .

Plum Island?

I would suggest that in that case, it would have been Colonel Mustard, with the lead pipe.

[han2seh]

LOL

[DVSnmeSON]

hahahahhaha nice!



[TheChamberofFarts]

@daveboyz you are extremely ugly! SHAVE ur shitty ass dirt lip you faggot! and ur LAME no one thinks ur funny get a life fag

[kingherold47]

"He's probly an Emo and suicide is a justifiable cause of death"

Too far much?

[Gamerfreak4445]

omg it is a smurf

[thesplashingpebbles]

im british.

you might like me but youll never know now so let let that be a lesson to you neanderthals.

[maxieornot]

this made me laugh?

[jwallbanger]

that thing is obviously photoshopped. Look at the head, it doesn't have the crisp lines of a real photo, it's totally shopped.

hoaxes like this piss me off. there are very real, very fucked up conspiracies going on in the world, and these fake ones make them all look like the realm of kooks and paranoids.

[BVargas78]

@jwallbanger it's a hoax, the photo was apparantly taken by someone called Chief Britton (sounds like a hoax name, why has this Chief Britton never done any interviews or shown his face) and the story was first published by a newspaper not even in circulation anymore, the independent (of new york)

[jwallbanger]

@BVargas78 well yeah, both "montaux monsters" are obvious photoshop jobs. it makes you wonder though, did jesse ventura real fall for it or did he just incorporate into his program to make the plum island piece more interesting?

that video one doesn't show a head and it's obviously some dead seal or something.

[shellnmize]

Lol Blah Blah Blah it's a fat hairless wad of cash with a pigsnout. :D You are funny.

[LuminateStars]

I saw that on Conspiricy Theory and the problem is in fact Plum Island.

They are experimenting on different species and a mutated human was one thing

That it said they found. Like you said with drills in it's head and long fingers.

An unusual thing to see because, ("sigh" do even have to explain that) you

don't normally see that everyday. Plum Island, they are dangerous and need to be stopped. Does anybody else agree with me on this subject, if you do,

thumbs up this comment.

[WatchThisVideos]

This is the most pathetic video i ever saw on youtube

[chirch7]

it is real!! watch disclose tv ---jesse venture this thing was real and a human man washed up on shore also with longated fingers and drill marks in its head ---and there was 2 of these montauk monsters they think they are from plum island bio lab. they are experimenting there.

[DannyMontoyaMusic]

I enjoyed this video.

[TheresAWormInMyApple]

@shirap3 actually, many new species have been found. Do your research.

[JhonPdK]

Your a European duecebag

[brodank]

@JhonPdK - you misspelled "Douchebag" you called him a DUECEBAG which would mean TWO BAGS.......

[iLasThursday]

naughty finger FTW!

[shrap393]

its almost 2011, they havent discovered a new species of any animal in over 20+ years...yet this thing washes up, a 'picture' is photopshopped, I mean taken, no authorities claim the body, no veteran to perform a conclusive autopsy...where's the body now? Back at the special effects studio of course. PHOTOSHOP and INTERNET HOAXES

[dkstruska]

@shrap393 Okay, your post shows how extremely stupid you are. New species are discovered constantly. Why would authorities claim the body? Dead things wash up on the beach all the time and are unclaimed by authorities. And why would you want a veteran to perform an autopsy? Wouldn't a veterinarian be better suited to the job? And it would actually be called a necropsy, but I don't blame you for that one, that's a common mistake.

[tyrone199]

Unfunny, just trying to be quiky but coming across as annoying. The kind of prick who can't take anything seriousy.

[RoyalThePrince]

LMAO!

[trueChaos23]

the second monster is clearly a wolf deteriorating

[TheRoge43]

nice mustache!

[johnnydoobs]

this . is.  not. funny.

And your mustache is shit.

[lollypop13311]

its definitly a dog that had mange. its blueish because the body is decomposing and was also in the water DUH.. fat because it is bloated from being out in the sun.... MONSTERS AERENT REAL!!!

[sugarysweetsade]

@lollypop13311 It's front paws are deformed, though. How did that happen?

[lollypop13311]

@sugarysweetsade well lets see... animals in the water, like predatory fish and decomposers could have gottedn at the feet and/or this thing could have had birth defects. i mean, if these thingzs really were some type of monster bread or whatever, everyone would know more about. for instance, i am just now learning about these findings through this video and others, when these things were found likre 2 years ago

[sugarysweetsade]

@lollypop13311 Actually, now that I look at it, it's front paws kind of look like the front paws of a raccoon.

[lollypop13311]

@sugarysweetsade yeah i kno rite? it doesnt have to be a dog which is my original opinion. its just there are to many people out there who jump to conclusions saying that because it looks like something out of this wolrd, they can call it a monster

[Cybrisk]

@lollypop13311 monsters may not be real, but unexplained animals or experimentation cant be ruled out.

[lollypop13311]

@Cybrisk yeah i kno i just am saying that i dont get why suddenly everyone has to assume its a monster or alien or whatever

[kewlkrew]

so stupid. complete bullshit

[shadowvowed187]

HALF MAN HALF BEAR HALF PIG

[blickluke]

omg ur extremely funny omg its so fucking funny xD

[myergang1]

manchickenpig

[psychochickendelivry]

(_l_)

[mofine4ever]

not funny and the truth is it is a racoon being dried up made changes to its body and that what u were looking at is not a beak

[tisokan]

@mofine4ever Thats what Jeff said taht really makes no since It looks NOTHING like one I would understand little changes but that has not one thing in common with a raccoon so how can you call it a raccoon..... That was just stupid for them to even suggest.

[1999whitewolf]

it was 2 different pictures !

[KuzaProdaction]

HES RIGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW THAT SHIT FIRST I THINKED ISHEY LOOK HES ASS LOOKS LIKE FRIED CHIKEN :D

[kailashpaul3]

"IFYOU WATCH CLOSELY AT HIS FAT ASS"

[Blockygal111]

I watched the smurfs the other day!!!

[TheFXGuy]

lol

[nny350]

still looks like a turtle who lost its shell and shrivled up in the sun

[EliteAmericans]

lol yoou felt a bit like a cockface. good good .

[FlairBloodVirus]

super lame.. your ecidence is nothing..

[96LovableLauren]

ohh wowwwww......o.O

[cantkeeptitshut]

GRANDMA!!!

[coolsporefan]

it was putting its middle finger out

[Skydude841]

lolwat

[HaligonianType1]

 Pokemontauk.

[Nath98765488]

what if its just a sea water bloated pig?....but then...where the hell did they get a pig...and how they know a shark woudnt eat it?

[imilkdude]

ur a funny man. lol

[Xyloumianne]

I think it's a real animal but endangered (it kinda looks like a pig, mutated pig). It has hair, a nose, ears, legs, reproductive organs, eyes and a mouth with teeth. Maybe scientists are experimenting because they didn't look so important so they triend lots of experiments like this one, he only has a few hair left and look at his nose. It looked like they made it into a mutant.

[SiouxSweep]

what a waste of life.

[BabyPhat54321]

ha funny

[ladiesman254044]

ur sick dude..

[rukkuside]

u funny cunt!

[CannedZebras]

Holy crap, a Chickmurf!

[myblarcis]

it's a decaying raccoon. it's just really bloated.

[pokemaster1197]

@myblarcis check the other montauk monster vid, it compares the teeth.

its teeth wouldnt almost double in width and shorten after death.

[Mcdiddys101]

i didnt think that the blue 1 looked real

[DJKoury]

OF COURSE! why didnt i see it before? its a half chicken emo smurf. duh!

[roz4jesus]

the blue one looks like a pig :/........

[francheskapugh12]

u looks like rylandblackinton

[moghedien22]

It looks like a Koala bear with a long tail.

[Houshalter]

This guys retarded.

[sk8tergirl939]

LOL smurf

your a silly ass.

i like u.

ill subscribe i like ur vids and ur comedy soo much!

[AssassiNate00]

Your a silly ass. I like you

[Deansk89]

he sounds like ken burton

[hotrodbod1]

tell us all about it "CARNAGE" like your name alone does not suggest a sort of violence. You anti americans are all gung- ho till you get hit by an earth quake or Tsunammi, then whose right there to pick up your pieces

[DeRedactie1]

lol ,funny tics you have mate ! thats la tourette isnt it ?

[No1HayleyWilliamsFan]

lol

[SkrewLoose69]

I cant beilve i gave that twat a viewing to his stats forthat shit, get a girl friend, oh a forgot your a cock face

[MrJoelpan]

Monsanto DNA experiment I bet. It has a myspace page lol.

[halomodfreak]

its called a genetic exprement from those assholes in the us animil testing labs

[thepro61]

wtf? its half chicken. i thing thats bull

[Walrusbear14]

@ ladylol12 wtf is wrong with british people what did they do to you?!

[bobmoviemaker675]

its a inbread

[th3w4tchm3n]

There are two montauk monsters

[djjosemascaro]

that shit was too hilarious!

[tindalldaniel]

and for the waneabe wanker fuck off america will put foot up all your asses like we did before

[greeneyedmonster666]

Oh grow up

Jeez Most of you guyd who write hate on comments can only ever argue online

HA

people like you make me fucking laugh

[tindalldaniel]

its a fucking sloth you dumasses

[dancingroxyrockstar]

it looks half pig, half dog. Because of its body shape it looks like a dog who needs his nails trimmed. Though it's teeth are those of a dog as well, I think. Though its head is in the form of a pig, I think again. Its ears are also form of a dog. But thats what I think. It looks like a pig/dog to me.

[IamAubs300]

it has a beak you dumb shit

[dancingroxyrockstar]

@IamAubs300 has a break wtf? i barely even know anything bout it. i just looked at pictures O_o calm down, gosh.

[MinishSword]

He's pulling out 2 fingers not 1

[Carnage1235]

See, and this is why every country in the world sees Americans as dumb, fat, war loving pricks who can't start a conversation without declaring war on something brown coloured.

[Ladylol12]

u fucking fagot

[AngelJuliet]

I'm suuupper cerial you guys it's manbearpig!

[egocentress]

This guy in this video is hot and I love him.

[MandyPandy1652]

LMAO priceless xD

[Jedimindtrickss]

omg this get is not funny at all i just wanna punch him in his big British teeth!

[MrOrlica]

the monster is an experiment carried out with genetic material extracted from the royal family. They tried to clone the queen, and this oddity is the result. At least it didn´t get Charles´ ears!

[ryopatience]

I hate it when moronic retards leave pointless messages, not including this one.

[Ladylol12]

i hate british people !!!!

[SecretActivator]

me too!! they are not funny one bit.!!

[shredhead667]

or maybe you are just to dumb to realise the subtlety of British humour in fact do you even know what subtlety is. I can also guarantee that you don't understand irony, satire or any of the other higher forms of wit.

[hopaloop]

your proberbly American..and hate everyone. a country with 250,00,000 wankers, with no word for wanker.

[deathpit0]

and your probly american

[Bmatzen22]

its a cat.

[MauiBeachBum]

Clearly, its a dog. Its a boxer.

[laserbeamlightning]

look at its eyes and its paws. It has fingers so it can't be a boxer.

[Nemesiss120]

come on this looks like a figment of Homer Simpson's Imagination this cant be real xD

[bency28]

hahaha

[dragonbuster619]

STALE!!!!

[anon123214]

sorry doctor, if you are a real doctor, but you still have no evidence, no research, no theories, you don't contribute to anything but PHAIL!!!! you PHAIL!!!!!

[ZackAll94]

its a joke you dick

[kaseyc69]

its obviously a joke, all it has to contribute to is comedy

[robyr77]

i just fucking wasted 2:38 sec  watching this retarded video...what a loser!!!

[SK3Nives]

"i still felt like a bit of a cock face," haha lmao nice that was funny man the whole vid the cock face comment was some icing on the cake though hahah

[KillsFPxX]

people are stupid, it's a dog...people killing strays throwing them in water, and they just turn up one day...it's not that hard to know.

[maximus3693]

i dont think its a stray dog im no genius or anything but it kinda looks like it has some wolf features but its defiantly no monster

[bumdog69]

fuck the UK. scum of the earth.

[madcheese09]

sod off, the uk is just as funny and awesome as anywhere else on earth.

[bumdog69]

sod off...

[jacobpie16]

or a warthog with the front o its face skin ripped off look it bone not a beak

[TheFoxandTheRabbit]

yeah- i too think wild boar or hybrid. And pigs naturally have long tails,

[jayco4]

do people find this loser funny?

[judasatan]

It's Brittish comedy. It doesn't have to be funny to be called comedy. Tea, crompets and all that jazz.

[Drobakha]

i do

[XtremeXEntertainment]

Manbearpig

[cottencandy2009]

...what the fuck do u have agenst emos!!! and u r a cock face!!!

[coolblockman]

It a smurf! Holy crap! RUN! It will eat your face!

[Dylaz97]

it looks like a pig

[firelash14]

LOL your hilarious

[iassen1]

Rubber skin?!

[joha444]

the second pic looks animated

[ASSLICKERADAS]

hey there, ringo starr!

no, really; you look like ringo

[tamschannel]

if its a pig how come it doesnt have hooves :L SPAZZZ :E

[levirheje]

its a pig stupid!!!!!!!!!

[ReidWolf]

a bulldog?

[colormezebra55]

ur really funny!! HAHAHAH :-D

[chingy95]

this doesnt prove anything

[rosepetallove]

thats why its in comedy category

[lilkflash]

LMAO haha a chicken!!! hes funny

[jdsbmx]

looks like one of those flying monkeys from the wizard of oz..

[darkangel8871]

this guy is an idiot and can anyone tell me what a dush is lolz jk jk

[082300098]

wtf those the smurfs got to do whith thise? what a dush!

[OptimisPrimeRib]

so that's why it reminded me of a thanksgiving dinner

[George05321]

wat the hell! how do u get to be 4 years old on myspace?

[deathfiend]

i think it was probably emo

[Zillaman67]

Okay--but what IS this skeevy looking limey doctor???

[YirtakkiHippie]

Lol funny. people you need to take a joke sometimes

[90lopk]

you suck. you said a ton of shit.. all you said was lies.

[dm1270]

looks like some guy breeded a dog and a pig and maybe a chicken

[sm0154]

What an idiot

[coolcholo3]

funny

[SMACKtoFACE]

I noe wats the one in 1:35

No Question

Its....

Man Bear Pig

Look at it nd u cld see it