the people that posted comments about hating on people that believe in jesus i got one word~ WHYYYY????!!!! y should u hate their religion? thats there way of thinking and believing of wat they do about life... so Y dont U GET A FUCKEN HOBBY!!!! people that believe in god do hav a life!!! u fucken idiots!! lemme guess whenever someone mentions about jesus u say something hateful? y cant u just respect for wat they believe in and SUCK IT UP! u cant make them change their religion!
LMAO you got to have a sence of humor, to give power to hate is self defeating, hateful words turn them into terms of endearment dont give negative energy to words, good laughter is good medicine. dont let you calm be broken over words that are meaningless. Call me spic and will say spic and spam this episode is funny actually thats not what jesus really looks like it is an image that is false images dont worship images because it is in thy commnadments for a reason, to avoid deception.
six words.............H.A.T.E.R.S............quit hatin..........p.s. as shane dawson would say [quit hatin haters]...well probably not but yall know where im gettin at.-+ thnks for readin....love shane dawson. not like that . but bye
no,i hate Jesus because i cant change TV channels with my mind, and i always have to get up for the damn remote....oh and it's hell when i forget where i put it.
@domojackass naw. I hated him 2 in the game. Its not exactly Jesus anyways. Its a created version. Its funny as hell (no pun intended) wen im yelling "fuck u jesus u jew" and my mom heard. lol
I dont get why people have to sit here and argue on the internet. Shit. Its a fucking video game. I believe in God, organized religion is pretty bullshit though. And why force yours views on people? It doesnt make you better than them. It makes you a pompous ass. I have my beliefs, you have yours, i respect that, you respect that, everyone gets along just fine. Push it, everyone hates each other. Arguing over the net is like racing in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded.
ENGAÑOSO,ISTUPIDO,OFENSIBO:moriran persona infeliz del mundo cuan benga el 2011 . persona maldita sin espiritu muerto en la mente inpoquitra beran quien es dios inbesil
Is this supposed to be "funny"? Well, it isn't. This is wrong. You are wrong. It isn't valuable. And anyone who actually LIKES this is pathetic. What's wrong with you?
You know, I hate how religious people have to go on every youtube video that even slightly contridicts their precious book and start religous wars. Let's think about this. People who oppose and argue with you here have probably heard the same story from a million other people here and in real life. If they are arguing with you feasibly in a realistic manner, they understand your point and don't believe it. Repeating it will not change that. Therefore GET A NEW HOBBY!
I agree, and everyone arguing on this old, poorly recorded video of a flash game should take a note from Werewolfboy here and stfu about religion already. If you had any idea how little I even considered religion when posting this video, you would be embarrassed.
I guess all it takes is one Jesus freak to not have enough restraint and shoot their mouth off like they own the world and Internet and this is what happens.
@ScheisseZwei Same here..all religious people should just STFU Up..Im Christian and im proud of it..i dont get ass hurt because of a good cartoon...even family gu make fun of god. just be happy for our real god and savior n stop get all ass hurt.
@sustajim Wow... All he basicly said was that going to videos and aguing over things about religion is stupid, Which is true! You think your not goin to hell? Do you think god would let someone into heaven when they enjoy the mere thought of people burning in a pit of torture for an eternity?!
@HOWLSupporter Those "religious" people that start YT fights and "wars" are probably wannabes or had nothing else to do.A real Christian for example would just be peacefull as Christianity says and ignore the video or try to make people understand this vid is a sin or anything.So,believers and wannabes are two total different things.>_>
They think crying over a terribly recorded flash game because a cartoon representation of their god is in it, will somehow enlighten every moron on youtube.
I think this was such a disgrace, to make fun of Satan like that. With the dance and everything, I was really fucking disappointed. Fuck South Park (even though I like it) lol
I don't quite understand this. Someone dies for you. Not just dies for you, but dies for you in a slow, painful death, on a cross, for you eternal salvation. Why on Earth would you want to ridicule somebody who did that? I just really don't understand this at all. I hope and pray that you people repent and realize that this Christ's sacrifice is no joke, and is the greatest gift ever given, and it would be a shame if wasted.
One thing you need to realize is that there is evidence of God out there. In fact, there's quite a bit on my channel. But one thing you have to have is an open mind. If you seek God, you will find God, but if you seek misunderstanding, you'll get misunderstanding.
I don't get how he died for us. I'm not trying to belittle you or anything, I just never really understood. If people are dying all the time, every day, every minute, every second, then how come when Jesus does it, it benefits us somehow?
What's special about Jesus is that Jesus was sinless, and was God in flesh, and hence, was able to pay the penalty for our sin. If you really are interested, you can look up "Why did Jesus have to die" on Carm(Dot)org and look at the first search result. Christ's gift was the greatest ever, and it would be a tragedy if it were wasted.
No. I really don't know where you get such an idea, but its false. The thing is that Jesus Christ is the only one who can save us from our sins, because only He is God in flesh.
Because he is Jesus Chirst u dumb fuck! I mean, George Bush killed a bunch of fucking people in the middle east, and pretty much all of them Arabs. But how come nobody called that the holocaust. And when Hitler did the same thing with the Jews, he is a fucking demon. FUCK JESUS, FUCK GEORGE BUSH AND FUCK HITLER...
As for what I asked, I prefer ggcage's answer, because that was actually an answer, not thoughtless repetition. As for the other thing you said, which has nothing to do with anything, I can see what you're getting at. I think Hitler did more damage.
The truth is that the story in the bible of Jesus dying on the cross and being resurrected is only found in the bible, and nowhere else. The bible cannot be a trusted source. But think of it this way: God creates man with sin, then God sends himself to sacrifice himself to appease himself to relieve us of the sins that he himself made. This idea is absolutely ridiculous
The Bible can be trusted. Its full of prophecy and godly wisdom. Also, the apostles went out and died for their testimonies. And so did the early church fathers who had direct contact with the apostles, and from whom we have writings dating back to the first century. You really can't have a better testimony.
So you have the gospels, who have anonymous authorship and the first of which was not written until about 65 to 75 A.D. : about 35 years after Jesus' death. Just bc someone dies for something, doesn't make it true. Hello...ever heard of 9/11. Allah must be the one true God since someone died in his name. right? wrong. The bible has only four secular sources outside the bible, you think if he was the son of God, more people would have written about his divinity...
God didn't create man with sin. He created man with free will. God created us so that we could truly love Him, which requires free will. Free will by definition implies that there is a potential to do wrong. If God created us so that we couldn't sin, then we really wouldn't have free will, we'd just be God-serving robots, and that's really not what God wanted
The reason Jesus had to die is Gods holiness. God is incredibly holy. If God were to "just forgive", then Hed be eternally giving up His holiness just so man could get away with whatever he pleased, which is really kind of a wimpy thing for God to do. The cross is amazing in that it shows just how much God loves us, & how seriously He takes sin, & how badly He wants us to turn from sin so we can be with Him for eternity. Its the greatest gift ever given and it'd be a tragedy if wasted
Im a fundamentalist, but one thing that should be realized is the evolution isn't what its cracked up to be. Macroevolution doesn't really hold up like other parts of science do, and unlike other theories it doesn't have any practical application. If you're interested in more reason for my faith, than there's quite a bit on my channel. You can believe whatever you want. That's your choice, but God has offered you the gift of Christ. The most precious ever, and it'd be a tragedy if it were wasted
I also believe that everyone should believe whatever he/she wants to believe. I have no problem with that. But it's when creationists refute scientific facts that bugs me. A scientific theory entitles more than people think it does. For example, it's a scientific theory that Earth revolves around the sun.
The practical application of evolution is called domestication. Domestication is evolution by artificial selection, i.e. Humans choose which dogs to breed to result in the best traits.
Evolution by natural selection is only different because the selecting of species is done in nature. When female peacocks choose to mate with the male peacock with the most colorful feathers, the feathers of the male are passed on.
No serious scientist doubts the Theory of Evolution.
There's a difference between macroevolution and microevolution. One consists of very small changes, the other very large. Micorevolutilon has been proven, and has practical applications. Macroevolution is only hypothetical, has no practical application, and is based on a lot of assumptions.
I know the difference. Microevolution and macroevolution are fact, and Darwin's Theory of Evolution is indeed a theory, which is a hypothesis that explains the FACT of macroevolution based on FACTS. We know "that" it happens, Darwin's theory explains "how" it happens. That is the only theory, and as far as macroevolution, it is proven. How else do you think we got here? you don't think God created humans with dinosaurs 6,000 years ago, do you?
Actually, I do, but thats beside the point. Wether we evolved or not, the universe itself, and certainly life, does necessitate the the existence of a God. Also, wether evolution is true or not, we have each sinned ourselves and need Christ because of our own sinful deeds. For various reasons, I believe the Bible to be the inspired work of God. You may believe something different, and that's your choice, but its vital to search for the truth, and not just what you want to be true
I believe archaeological evidence will blow the idea of humans and dinosaurs coexisting right out of the water. The Universe does not necessitate a God, because then there is the question of who created God? I don't search for what I want to be true. When I look at strong evidence that suggests that the earth is 4.3 billion years old, I accept it as truth, and I don't stick to my faith that it's still 6,000. That is searching for truth.
Is the evidence really that strong? I'm saying it isn't or it is; I'm just saying that one doesn't need to just accept everything that they are fed. Even if evolution is true, then that doesn't make the Bible false. A lot of the Bible is written in parables, in order to make divine concepts understandable to ancient man.
Also, God by definition transcends time and space, and hence is timeless. God has always existed, and hence was never created by anyone or anything.
Yes, actually, we know beyond all reasonable doubt that the Earth is 4.3 Billion years old because of radiometric dating and potassium argon. But the bible actually speaks on evolution in one of the books that was taken out. It's called the apocrypha, and within it is a book called the wisdom of solomon that tells about creatures coming from the sea and onto the earth long ago. But neither you or I understand physics, so we can't even comprehend the universe's beginning.
Perhaps it is. Perhaps evolution is true. Even if evolution was true, it doesn't disprove God, or even the Bible. Even if the world is several billion years old, and Genesis is but a parable, it doesn't really change the fabric of God, or our need for Christ. Wether or not you accept God's gift is ultimately up to you, but Christ's sacrifice is the greatest gift ever and it'd be a tragedy if it were wasted.
no more than i do. I'm not saying you're ignorant, I'm saying that neither of us are capable of understanding the nature of the beginning of the universe.
It is complicated, but what it boils down to is this: Either something came from nothing, or something has always existed. One of those is impossible, and the other is a fundamental attribute of God.
It is impossible for something to come from nothing. Matter has always existed, it just takes different forms, thats how the universe came to be, and the same with evolution. Creation is impossible, because the energy and matter that existed with God forever would always have to existed, therefore, they would not have been created. So if God is attributed with always existing, he can't be attributed the creation of matter and energy.
The problem with that is that science has lately pointed toward the universe having a beginning. Also, if matter/energy had always existed, then the universe would've reached maximum entropy and would've completely decayed an eternity ago. Also, it's important to note that God is is spirit and isn't made of matter/energy. If God were made with the substance of nature, then He'd be bound by the laws of time and nature, and hence wouldn't be very much of a God.
Science has pointed to a beginning of a physical existence. Energy cannot be created or destroyed, and therefore, must have existed in a nonphysical dimension before the "big bang." Like I said, we don't understand physics enough to discuss such a topic, human intelligence hasn't grasped the "in the beginning" concept. We're working on it.
@bubblegumoctapus The problem with energy existing in a nonphysical dimmension is that energy itself is physical and subject to entropy. However, while science may not have the answers and may be working on it, it still can only answer "how", and not "why". The thing is that science, no matter how advanced, can only do so much. Science is not a substitute for God.
I would have to agree, the beginning is very puzzling. Something must have existed before the big bang, but that doesn't mean that every scientist is throwing in the towel and claiming that Yahweh created the universe and sacrificed his son, etc. You see, although we can't answer your questions...we certainly don't wish that you persist in delusions such as "God." If something did create the universe...then how would we be able to distinguish it as a god or just something else?
You may not necessarily be able to prove the God of the Bible, who took our punishment as Jesus so we could be saved, was the creator of the universe using science alone. But science is not the only means of gaining knowledge. There is a lot of evidence of the Bible like prophecy, eyewitness martyrs' testimonies, and unique teachings.
The Bible contains hundreds of fulfilled prophecies, which have been shown to be accurate predictions. There are a couple of links in my channel description if you're interested
Also, Jesus said to love your enemies. This completely goes against human nature, yet forgiveness is the only way we can truly move on after we've been hurt, which makes me think its from God and not man
A person who claims that the world was created when there is no evidence whatsoever for that position...I would consider that throwing in the towel. The Bible is irrelevant to the existence of God, as it does not contain any definite prophecies or scientific information that wasn't discovered before the time it was written. Jesus was not the first person to mention the Golden Rule. (see Confucius). Also, reason plays a key part in our understanding of forgiveness.
It is true that the Golden Rule is present in pretty much every major religion. However, Jesus took it one step further. The Golden Rule states to do unto others as you'd have them do to you. The idea behind it is that if everybody did it then we'd have a peaceful world. Jesus' statement, on the other hand, was "Love thy enemies". That is, to actually care about the well being of those who despise you regardless of the fact. There's a big difference and it's the only religion that has it.
All Jesus did was make a reform to an established moral precept. But consider this: If you didn't care for the well being of your enemies, would you have any reason to "do unto others as you'd have them do unto you?" It may sound like he changed the face of the rule completely. In actuality, the concept of self-transcending love was preached long before Jesus' time.
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks -
astep5489 you're trying to fight religion with science. If you truly believe religion is more factual than science then so be it. Just know that your whole life, intelligent human beings will have 0 respect for you. You will be as worthless and meaningless to this world as a sheep in NZ.
this video involves two major religious figures, even if they are depicted as characters in a vulgar cartoon. What's more, it depicts an evil entity as being better than my God incarnate. I don't think it wrong when I say that I find that offensive. I suppose it is your right to post whatever you want, but it's my right to refute it if I so choose. Also, you haven't pointed out any "flaws" with Christianity; you have merely suggested "possibilities." I don't question some things out of faith.
I would have to say yes, there are problems with living life and not worrying about religion. Because the simple fact is that religion is poisonous, It prevents people from thinking for themselves, and It also prevents people in america from doing research that could cure millions.(Stem Cell) Religion needs to be observed closely and with critical action.
And as to your comment about proving that the Earth is millions of years old, i have a task for you... prove to me that the whole universe was created by 1 individual, who never steps in when things go bad for humanity. prove that to me without a doubt, and i will become a Christian.
I don't get offended by anything that goes against what I believe. But, there is no reason whatsoever that anyone would make a video like this save to attack Christianity. Also, I will freely admit: I cannot "prove" the existence of God with material evidence. However, out of all explanations for the origins of the universe and its workings, there is nothing that can even compare to the explanation of an omnipotent Creator. I can't understand why people are so loathe to accept this fact.
Lol, you just said you couldn't prove it, yet you say it is a fact?
Some people want to be owned so badly that they freely and willingly give their life to a bunch of white men that are dead, playing the longest running joke in history, by writing a book of lies that only fucking morons would accept.
Go fuck a cross, Christ bitch.
Even though that REALLY has nothing to do with this video to begin with, lol. Fuckin christians, jesus fucking christ already.
First of all, it is a proven fact that the Bible was not written by white men (I'm reasonably sure Middle Easterns are not white.) Second, I said I can't prove that God created the world; however, it has been proven that God has done a number of other things throughout history. Also, I dare you to prove a single thing the Bible says. "Book of lies," as if. By the way, did you notice that I haven't used vulgar language so much as once, while you used it freely? You're not 27, you're a child.
It's also a sign of weakness to tear down others. Ignoring that, however, it is a proven fact that the original manuscipts of the Bible were written a couple thousand years ago. Also, it would be pretty strange for white men to have such a thorough understanding of the Middle East at that time. I will grant you one thing and one thing only: the Bible does make the weak, a.k.a. you and me, feel secure and knowledgeable. That's not all it does, but it does do that. Men need faith in something.
Way to dodge proving the fake facts of your last post. Just a liar.
How does the bible make me feel secure? I don't follow it.
All the bible does is make me fucking angry because it teaches idiotic fucking cunts like you try to push their beliefs on me as if everything that I have done, know, and do on a daily basis is such a waste, that it is punishable by the worst form of torture I can imagine, for eternity.
The Bible does make you feel secure if you live by its teachings. I don't understand why you wouldn't want to believe that you could have eternal happiness by doing a few simple things. Christians "push our beliefs" because we don't WANT you to be punished by the worst form of torture you can imagine. We want you to accept Jesus so that you can have an eternity of happiness instead of punishment. I just don't understand why you don't seem to want that for yourself...
What if I'm wrong? I guess I'll die, and cease to exist and that'll be that. But what if I'm right? There's no possible harm in having faith in a better existence than this. I am not brainwashed. I have studied many viewpoints, and none are better than Christianity. So I ask you, what is the harm in hoping for eternal happiness. If I'm wrong, it makes no difference. But if I'm right, I'd be kicking myself for eternity, wishing for another chance if I had passed this one up.
Sounds like you are only doing it save your own ass, not because you truly believe in it.
And just because you "studied" other viewpoints doesn't mean you gave them a chance, you most likely would scurry back to your little safe zone if you experienced them.
"I am not brainwashed." is exactly what a brainwashed person would say.
So you believe that I'm brainwashed but that I don't really believe in what I'm brainwashed about? That makes no sense. Also, I have no idea what you mean by "giving other viewpoints a chance." If I know how they work, what more is there? I do believe in Christianity wholeheartedly; I'm simplifying because I don't have much room to write here. My goal is to convince you of what I know to be true. By the way, what would someone who isn't brainwashed say to point out that they aren't brainwashed?
For starters, a brainwashed person wouldn't post comments on their beliefs on a youtube video that has very little to do with religion to begin with.
But luckily, you've found someone that is more than happy to reply to you and point out a few flaws of your religion that you base your entire life upon and don't even question.
This video involves two major religious figures, even if they are depicted as characters in a vulgar cartoon. What's more, it depicts an evil entity as being better than my God incarnate. I don't think it wrong when I say that I find that offensive. I suppose it is your right to post whatever you want, but it's my right to refute it if I so choose. Also, you haven't pointed out any "flaws" with Christianity; you have merely suggested "possibilities." I don't question some things out of faith.
astep, grow up. it is childish to get offended by every minor thing that goes aginst what you believe. No one gives a shit about your faith, no 1 was deliberately insulting it, and if your faith is so powerful, then it should be able to take a few jokes at its expense, without getting pissed. seriously, the world isnt going to end, because someone made some comment that you dont agree with.
the people that posted comments about hating on people that believe in jesus i got one word~ WHYYYY????!!!! y should u hate their religion? thats there way of thinking and believing of wat they do about life... so Y dont U GET A FUCKEN HOBBY!!!! people that believe in god do hav a life!!! u fucken idiots!! lemme guess whenever someone mentions about jesus u say something hateful? y cant u just respect for wat they believe in and SUCK IT UP! u cant make them change their religion!
smexican671 1 month ago
It would be cool if they turn this into a dlc game for XBLA or PSN
o1993 2 months ago
should be Jesus "OWNS" satan. PWN isnt a word
TheWaynelds 4 months ago
You suck more then i do.
TheBlue117 6 months ago
LMAO you got to have a sence of humor, to give power to hate is self defeating, hateful words turn them into terms of endearment dont give negative energy to words, good laughter is good medicine. dont let you calm be broken over words that are meaningless. Call me spic and will say spic and spam this episode is funny actually thats not what jesus really looks like it is an image that is false images dont worship images because it is in thy commnadments for a reason, to avoid deception.
mingacorre 6 months ago
hmm i like sainton and jesus
PenguinMan360 6 months ago
GO SATAN!! JESUS SUCKS
citizen773 7 months ago
@citizen773 wow your a dumbass
ECGELSV 5 months ago
@ECGELSV fuck u stupid cunt! suck jesus dick!!!
citizen773 5 months ago
@citizen773 wow dumbass much?
ECGELSV 5 months ago
@ECGELSV faggot, i bet u take it up the ass
citizen773 5 months ago
@citizen773 faggot i bet you take your dad's lil cock up your ass.Oh ya tell your mom that the money is on the counter and that i enjoyed her.
ECGELSV 5 months ago
@ECGELSV fair enough! have a nice weekend mate! =)
citizen773 5 months ago
Satan is noob. BUTTON MASHER!!!!!
uberjens 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i thought satan is a good guy in south park
TheLegendmonz 7 months ago
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TheLegendmonz 7 months ago
LAG wins -.-
TheBoyWithTwoLegs 7 months ago
finnally something thats real. a fucking faggot (not gay a faggot), getting pwnd. 12 apostoles=the 12 FAGGOTS.
mexcad 8 months ago
@mexcad So,juding by your comment,you have another religion which promotes war and hatred?
flamesdemon19 8 months ago
@mexcad I think you just get a hard on every time you say the word faggot. Compensating for something, junior?
SESdisciple 7 months ago
Hahahaha!! That is a pretty good idea for two characters that could be included in the next Mortal Kombat. XD GO SATAN!!
Yoshumba 9 months ago 4
real game?
undercoverpivotdudes 9 months ago
Satan has a killer bod and goat hooves, Jesus has....a halo
ZillaRocks 9 months ago
use saddamity xD
xCan4everx 1 year ago
six words.............H.A.T.E.R.S............quit hatin..........p.s. as shane dawson would say [quit hatin haters]...well probably not but yall know where im gettin at.-+ thnks for readin....love shane dawson. not like that . but bye
corey97511 1 year ago
I started hating Jesus cus I couldn't beat him on this game:/
is that fucked up..?
domojackass 1 year ago
@domojackass
no,i hate Jesus because i cant change TV channels with my mind, and i always have to get up for the damn remote....oh and it's hell when i forget where i put it.
NeosEtnies 1 year ago
@domojackass naw. I hated him 2 in the game. Its not exactly Jesus anyways. Its a created version. Its funny as hell (no pun intended) wen im yelling "fuck u jesus u jew" and my mom heard. lol
JasonvsFreddy09 11 months ago
huahauhauahuauhahauha insane man!!! muito bom
MrChalinho 1 year ago
I dont get why people have to sit here and argue on the internet. Shit. Its a fucking video game. I believe in God, organized religion is pretty bullshit though. And why force yours views on people? It doesnt make you better than them. It makes you a pompous ass. I have my beliefs, you have yours, i respect that, you respect that, everyone gets along just fine. Push it, everyone hates each other. Arguing over the net is like racing in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded.
Valyria3562 1 year ago
wheres a video with satans son blaspheming jesus...!! i luv dat episode
TDAbdrei93 1 year ago
ENGAÑOSO,ISTUPIDO,OFENSIBO:moriran persona infeliz del mundo cuan benga el 2011 . persona maldita sin espiritu muerto en la mente inpoquitra beran quien es dios inbesil
faeryfox1 1 year ago
haha omg this is my fave vid that someone has uploaded here about this awesome game. l can't stop playing it lol i luvv playing as kyle the most. :D
ShamuFreak12 1 year ago
@megaguitardude1000 press the needed keys quickly
ShamuFreak12 1 year ago
sheesh jesus freaks shouldn't be watching this, i mean god damn, it's a fucking internet game.
ShamuFreak12 1 year ago
NOTICE: SATAN'S ABS LOOK LIKE A PENIS! HA!
chuckrite 1 year ago
@chuckrite lol it does look like a penis.
ShamuFreak12 1 year ago
haha i've never been satan or jesus before just kyle, kenny, cartman, stan,and butters.
ShamuFreak12 1 year ago
Hahahaha cool video :D
mehagiccc 1 year ago
Holy shit, I killed Jesus as Stan. LOL
iplayedphineasflynn 1 year ago
Stupid, bt funny... of course Satan will never win ;D
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Who don't believe in Jesus, Satan and others: just for fun.
Don't fight 'cause ppl believe in one thing and others don't ¬¬
MrRaaph 1 year ago
lol AIM sound effect at 55 seconds lol
Rebldoomer 1 year ago
Is this supposed to be "funny"? Well, it isn't. This is wrong. You are wrong. It isn't valuable. And anyone who actually LIKES this is pathetic. What's wrong with you?
Moralityman 1 year ago
under all the filth from not bathing and plaque from not brushing his teeth, jesus must have been one hell of a showman to get to where he is today.
moo2thetube 1 year ago
You know, I hate how religious people have to go on every youtube video that even slightly contridicts their precious book and start religous wars. Let's think about this. People who oppose and argue with you here have probably heard the same story from a million other people here and in real life. If they are arguing with you feasibly in a realistic manner, they understand your point and don't believe it. Repeating it will not change that. Therefore GET A NEW HOBBY!
HOWLSupporter 1 year ago 16
@HOWLSupporter
I agree, and everyone arguing on this old, poorly recorded video of a flash game should take a note from Werewolfboy here and stfu about religion already. If you had any idea how little I even considered religion when posting this video, you would be embarrassed.
I guess all it takes is one Jesus freak to not have enough restraint and shoot their mouth off like they own the world and Internet and this is what happens.
ScheisseZwei 1 year ago
@ScheisseZwei Same here..all religious people should just STFU Up..Im Christian and im proud of it..i dont get ass hurt because of a good cartoon...even family gu make fun of god. just be happy for our real god and savior n stop get all ass hurt.
MultiDarklord13 1 year ago
@ScheisseZwei I disliked this video because it's misleading. I was actually looking for the real south park video.
meirchion 3 weeks ago
@HOWLSupporter hope you and your family burns in hell
sustajim 1 year ago
@sustajim Wow... All he basicly said was that going to videos and aguing over things about religion is stupid, Which is true! You think your not goin to hell? Do you think god would let someone into heaven when they enjoy the mere thought of people burning in a pit of torture for an eternity?!
mah2ndzeldapawn 1 year ago
@sustajim STFU
TheDemonChild1 1 year ago
@sustajim bitch
headmythhunter 1 year ago
@HOWLSupporter Those "religious" people that start YT fights and "wars" are probably wannabes or had nothing else to do.A real Christian for example would just be peacefull as Christianity says and ignore the video or try to make people understand this vid is a sin or anything.So,believers and wannabes are two total different things.>_>
flamesdemon19 8 months ago
i like turtles
Purrebark 1 year ago
i hope u checked that IM lol
butterball97 1 year ago
how do u finsh people
99hero1 2 years ago
this is just a game that he/she played, why is everyone going nuts?
mcielski 2 years ago
Because their logic is flawed.
They think crying over a terribly recorded flash game because a cartoon representation of their god is in it, will somehow enlighten every moron on youtube.
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
I think this was such a disgrace, to make fun of Satan like that. With the dance and everything, I was really fucking disappointed. Fuck South Park (even though I like it) lol
MorbidPrincess556 2 years ago
you mock
lordgamez123 2 years ago
I don't quite understand this. Someone dies for you. Not just dies for you, but dies for you in a slow, painful death, on a cross, for you eternal salvation. Why on Earth would you want to ridicule somebody who did that? I just really don't understand this at all. I hope and pray that you people repent and realize that this Christ's sacrifice is no joke, and is the greatest gift ever given, and it would be a shame if wasted.
ggcage 2 years ago
you people?.... YOU PEOPLE!?
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
If i were to pray for everyone who died for me, I would spend a fucking eternity doing so.
BecauseIs 2 years ago
I think that you are forgetting that it is a made up story. Its called Christian Mythology.
chrisperry88 2 years ago
One thing you need to realize is that there is evidence of God out there. In fact, there's quite a bit on my channel. But one thing you have to have is an open mind. If you seek God, you will find God, but if you seek misunderstanding, you'll get misunderstanding.
ggcage 2 years ago
"One thing you need to realize is that there is _ _evidence of God out there"
No
"But one thing you have to have is _______"
Desperation
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
I don't get how he died for us. I'm not trying to belittle you or anything, I just never really understood. If people are dying all the time, every day, every minute, every second, then how come when Jesus does it, it benefits us somehow?
ShadowWolfofPack 2 years ago
What's special about Jesus is that Jesus was sinless, and was God in flesh, and hence, was able to pay the penalty for our sin. If you really are interested, you can look up "Why did Jesus have to die" on Carm(Dot)org and look at the first search result. Christ's gift was the greatest ever, and it would be a tragedy if it were wasted.
ggcage 2 years ago
In your religion, aren't we all 'God in flesh'?
Couldn't the same thing be accomplished by sacrificing an infant?
k.
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
No. I really don't know where you get such an idea, but its false. The thing is that Jesus Christ is the only one who can save us from our sins, because only He is God in flesh.
ggcage 2 years ago
Because he is Jesus Chirst u dumb fuck! I mean, George Bush killed a bunch of fucking people in the middle east, and pretty much all of them Arabs. But how come nobody called that the holocaust. And when Hitler did the same thing with the Jews, he is a fucking demon. FUCK JESUS, FUCK GEORGE BUSH AND FUCK HITLER...
Voodoofreak35 2 years ago
As for what I asked, I prefer ggcage's answer, because that was actually an answer, not thoughtless repetition. As for the other thing you said, which has nothing to do with anything, I can see what you're getting at. I think Hitler did more damage.
ShadowWolfofPack 2 years ago
Bush didn't kill Arabs, he killed Muslims. If they were Christian, they wouldn't have been a big red target.
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
The truth is that the story in the bible of Jesus dying on the cross and being resurrected is only found in the bible, and nowhere else. The bible cannot be a trusted source. But think of it this way: God creates man with sin, then God sends himself to sacrifice himself to appease himself to relieve us of the sins that he himself made. This idea is absolutely ridiculous
bubblegumoctapus 2 years ago
Part I
The Bible can be trusted. Its full of prophecy and godly wisdom. Also, the apostles went out and died for their testimonies. And so did the early church fathers who had direct contact with the apostles, and from whom we have writings dating back to the first century. You really can't have a better testimony.
ggcage 2 years ago
So you have the gospels, who have anonymous authorship and the first of which was not written until about 65 to 75 A.D. : about 35 years after Jesus' death. Just bc someone dies for something, doesn't make it true. Hello...ever heard of 9/11. Allah must be the one true God since someone died in his name. right? wrong. The bible has only four secular sources outside the bible, you think if he was the son of God, more people would have written about his divinity...
bubblegumoctapus 2 years ago
Part II
God didn't create man with sin. He created man with free will. God created us so that we could truly love Him, which requires free will. Free will by definition implies that there is a potential to do wrong. If God created us so that we couldn't sin, then we really wouldn't have free will, we'd just be God-serving robots, and that's really not what God wanted
ggcage 2 years ago
Part III
The reason Jesus had to die is Gods holiness. God is incredibly holy. If God were to "just forgive", then Hed be eternally giving up His holiness just so man could get away with whatever he pleased, which is really kind of a wimpy thing for God to do. The cross is amazing in that it shows just how much God loves us, & how seriously He takes sin, & how badly He wants us to turn from sin so we can be with Him for eternity. Its the greatest gift ever given and it'd be a tragedy if wasted
ggcage 2 years ago
You are a fundamentalist, you need to do research about science and reason before you come to a forum preaching.
bubblegumoctapus 2 years ago
Im a fundamentalist, but one thing that should be realized is the evolution isn't what its cracked up to be. Macroevolution doesn't really hold up like other parts of science do, and unlike other theories it doesn't have any practical application. If you're interested in more reason for my faith, than there's quite a bit on my channel. You can believe whatever you want. That's your choice, but God has offered you the gift of Christ. The most precious ever, and it'd be a tragedy if it were wasted
ggcage 2 years ago
I also believe that everyone should believe whatever he/she wants to believe. I have no problem with that. But it's when creationists refute scientific facts that bugs me. A scientific theory entitles more than people think it does. For example, it's a scientific theory that Earth revolves around the sun.
bubblegumoctapus 2 years ago
The practical application of evolution is called domestication. Domestication is evolution by artificial selection, i.e. Humans choose which dogs to breed to result in the best traits.
Evolution by natural selection is only different because the selecting of species is done in nature. When female peacocks choose to mate with the male peacock with the most colorful feathers, the feathers of the male are passed on.
No serious scientist doubts the Theory of Evolution.
bubblegumoctapus 2 years ago
There's a difference between macroevolution and microevolution. One consists of very small changes, the other very large. Micorevolutilon has been proven, and has practical applications. Macroevolution is only hypothetical, has no practical application, and is based on a lot of assumptions.
ggcage 2 years ago
I know the difference. Microevolution and macroevolution are fact, and Darwin's Theory of Evolution is indeed a theory, which is a hypothesis that explains the FACT of macroevolution based on FACTS. We know "that" it happens, Darwin's theory explains "how" it happens. That is the only theory, and as far as macroevolution, it is proven. How else do you think we got here? you don't think God created humans with dinosaurs 6,000 years ago, do you?
bubblegumoctapus 2 years ago
Actually, I do, but thats beside the point. Wether we evolved or not, the universe itself, and certainly life, does necessitate the the existence of a God. Also, wether evolution is true or not, we have each sinned ourselves and need Christ because of our own sinful deeds. For various reasons, I believe the Bible to be the inspired work of God. You may believe something different, and that's your choice, but its vital to search for the truth, and not just what you want to be true
ggcage 2 years ago
I believe archaeological evidence will blow the idea of humans and dinosaurs coexisting right out of the water. The Universe does not necessitate a God, because then there is the question of who created God? I don't search for what I want to be true. When I look at strong evidence that suggests that the earth is 4.3 billion years old, I accept it as truth, and I don't stick to my faith that it's still 6,000. That is searching for truth.
bubblegumoctapus 2 years ago
Is the evidence really that strong? I'm saying it isn't or it is; I'm just saying that one doesn't need to just accept everything that they are fed. Even if evolution is true, then that doesn't make the Bible false. A lot of the Bible is written in parables, in order to make divine concepts understandable to ancient man.
Also, God by definition transcends time and space, and hence is timeless. God has always existed, and hence was never created by anyone or anything.
ggcage 2 years ago
Are you even listening to yourself?
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
Yes, actually, we know beyond all reasonable doubt that the Earth is 4.3 Billion years old because of radiometric dating and potassium argon. But the bible actually speaks on evolution in one of the books that was taken out. It's called the apocrypha, and within it is a book called the wisdom of solomon that tells about creatures coming from the sea and onto the earth long ago. But neither you or I understand physics, so we can't even comprehend the universe's beginning.
bubblegumoctapus 2 years ago
Perhaps it is. Perhaps evolution is true. Even if evolution was true, it doesn't disprove God, or even the Bible. Even if the world is several billion years old, and Genesis is but a parable, it doesn't really change the fabric of God, or our need for Christ. Wether or not you accept God's gift is ultimately up to you, but Christ's sacrifice is the greatest gift ever and it'd be a tragedy if it were wasted.
ggcage 1 year ago
"Christ's sacrifice is the greatest gift ever and it'd be a tragedy if it were wasted. "
You've said this at least four times now, what are you? a parrot?
ScheisseZwei 1 year ago
I understand physics.
ScheisseZwei 1 year ago
no more than i do. I'm not saying you're ignorant, I'm saying that neither of us are capable of understanding the nature of the beginning of the universe.
bubblegumoctapus 1 year ago
It is complicated, but what it boils down to is this: Either something came from nothing, or something has always existed. One of those is impossible, and the other is a fundamental attribute of God.
ggcage 1 year ago
It is impossible for something to come from nothing. Matter has always existed, it just takes different forms, thats how the universe came to be, and the same with evolution. Creation is impossible, because the energy and matter that existed with God forever would always have to existed, therefore, they would not have been created. So if God is attributed with always existing, he can't be attributed the creation of matter and energy.
bubblegumoctapus 1 year ago
The problem with that is that science has lately pointed toward the universe having a beginning. Also, if matter/energy had always existed, then the universe would've reached maximum entropy and would've completely decayed an eternity ago. Also, it's important to note that God is is spirit and isn't made of matter/energy. If God were made with the substance of nature, then He'd be bound by the laws of time and nature, and hence wouldn't be very much of a God.
ggcage 1 year ago
Science has pointed to a beginning of a physical existence. Energy cannot be created or destroyed, and therefore, must have existed in a nonphysical dimension before the "big bang." Like I said, we don't understand physics enough to discuss such a topic, human intelligence hasn't grasped the "in the beginning" concept. We're working on it.
bubblegumoctapus 1 year ago
@bubblegumoctapus The problem with energy existing in a nonphysical dimmension is that energy itself is physical and subject to entropy. However, while science may not have the answers and may be working on it, it still can only answer "how", and not "why". The thing is that science, no matter how advanced, can only do so much. Science is not a substitute for God.
ggcage 1 year ago
I would have to agree, the beginning is very puzzling. Something must have existed before the big bang, but that doesn't mean that every scientist is throwing in the towel and claiming that Yahweh created the universe and sacrificed his son, etc. You see, although we can't answer your questions...we certainly don't wish that you persist in delusions such as "God." If something did create the universe...then how would we be able to distinguish it as a god or just something else?
bubblegumoctapus 1 year ago
Part I
"Throwing in the towel" is far from Intelligent Design. There are still many quesions to answered, especially how it was done.
ggcage 1 year ago
Part II
You may not necessarily be able to prove the God of the Bible, who took our punishment as Jesus so we could be saved, was the creator of the universe using science alone. But science is not the only means of gaining knowledge. There is a lot of evidence of the Bible like prophecy, eyewitness martyrs' testimonies, and unique teachings.
ggcage 1 year ago
Part III
The Bible contains hundreds of fulfilled prophecies, which have been shown to be accurate predictions. There are a couple of links in my channel description if you're interested
Also, Jesus said to love your enemies. This completely goes against human nature, yet forgiveness is the only way we can truly move on after we've been hurt, which makes me think its from God and not man
ggcage 1 year ago
A person who claims that the world was created when there is no evidence whatsoever for that position...I would consider that throwing in the towel. The Bible is irrelevant to the existence of God, as it does not contain any definite prophecies or scientific information that wasn't discovered before the time it was written. Jesus was not the first person to mention the Golden Rule. (see Confucius). Also, reason plays a key part in our understanding of forgiveness.
bubblegumoctapus 1 year ago
It is true that the Golden Rule is present in pretty much every major religion. However, Jesus took it one step further. The Golden Rule states to do unto others as you'd have them do to you. The idea behind it is that if everybody did it then we'd have a peaceful world. Jesus' statement, on the other hand, was "Love thy enemies". That is, to actually care about the well being of those who despise you regardless of the fact. There's a big difference and it's the only religion that has it.
ggcage 1 year ago
All Jesus did was make a reform to an established moral precept. But consider this: If you didn't care for the well being of your enemies, would you have any reason to "do unto others as you'd have them do unto you?" It may sound like he changed the face of the rule completely. In actuality, the concept of self-transcending love was preached long before Jesus' time.
bubblegumoctapus 1 year ago
I can never get that far because when ever I fight stan he keeps using the same move and if I get too close to him he uses his 4 key combo.
Rpoman2009 2 years ago
jesus>satan anytime of day
albokk 2 years ago
Press rewind if I haven't blow ya mind
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
Slight heal = best ability in game
Iteachu2beninja 2 years ago
jesus always wins
asherleez 2 years ago
and now to buy some real estate...
NoOne3234 2 years ago
now the world will be in total darknes for 1000 years to come, thx Satan!
:D
kangurya 2 years ago
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jesus shouldve of won
jon2396 2 years ago
FATALITY!! Satan should shout to jesus "GET OVER HERE"
NinzoBoyy 2 years ago
hey stop this nonsense fight.. fighting with ur faiths.. damn it !!! just watch the video ..OK!!!
warmkid 2 years ago
Rofl at Satan Britney!
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GestzugaTenzu 2 years ago
Im on Jesus side
DBStarWarsFan11 2 years ago
i put my money on the satan
karanatrv 2 years ago 10
Fuck Jesus Fuck Satan, Im All About Sadam!!
JTHOFSP 2 years ago
thats fucken ball shit
caleb1823 2 years ago
Yes that for shit? Religious insults like are forbidden on youtube?
Exi96 2 years ago
FANTASTICO!!!!!!!!!!!!
che sito internet è?
0000jackspicergirl 2 years ago
I can play beswt with stan,, tee hee X3
Gicalist 2 years ago
astep5489 you're trying to fight religion with science. If you truly believe religion is more factual than science then so be it. Just know that your whole life, intelligent human beings will have 0 respect for you. You will be as worthless and meaningless to this world as a sheep in NZ.
mxm892 2 years ago
this video involves two major religious figures, even if they are depicted as characters in a vulgar cartoon. What's more, it depicts an evil entity as being better than my God incarnate. I don't think it wrong when I say that I find that offensive. I suppose it is your right to post whatever you want, but it's my right to refute it if I so choose. Also, you haven't pointed out any "flaws" with Christianity; you have merely suggested "possibilities." I don't question some things out of faith.
Exi96 2 years ago
Yeah, you chose to be ignorant because someone told you to, I know man.
It's sad.
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
i agree. 100% ignorant.
mxm892 2 years ago
FUCK JESUS UP!!
JTHOFSP 2 years ago
shut up you basted im on jesus side so fuck up
caleb1823 2 years ago
jesus wouldn't like your language
derailedtheband 2 years ago
Comohe buscado este capitulo
Supertonitoni 2 years ago
Soon the world will see the Glory of God, what is science fiction is going to be real.
Repent! the kingdom of heaven is at hand!
We are the last generation before the second coming of Christ.
God bless
dreadood 2 years ago
hahhaa
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
dude u shouldnt do that jesus is ur father and ur making him look weak thats the worst thing ive ever seen
iceo789 2 years ago
Jesus is a wreck little bitch. I've met him and beat his ass a number of times.
TheRealYoda1 2 years ago
Wether earth was created by "big bang" or god. Ther'es on answer, get over it, jsut live life, and be happy.. Geez
Shadowx76 2 years ago
You sound like a pathetic retard.
TheRealYoda1 2 years ago
Dude, you replied on my message, and since you say I "sound like a fucktard" I'd really like ot know what reason you're calling me that..
Dude, is tehre ANYTHING wrong with living life, and being happy, without worrying about religion and other stuff?
Shadowx76 2 years ago
I would have to say yes, there are problems with living life and not worrying about religion. Because the simple fact is that religion is poisonous, It prevents people from thinking for themselves, and It also prevents people in america from doing research that could cure millions.(Stem Cell) Religion needs to be observed closely and with critical action.
bubblegumoctapus 2 years ago
And as to your comment about proving that the Earth is millions of years old, i have a task for you... prove to me that the whole universe was created by 1 individual, who never steps in when things go bad for humanity. prove that to me without a doubt, and i will become a Christian.
paininthebass101 2 years ago
I don't get offended by anything that goes against what I believe. But, there is no reason whatsoever that anyone would make a video like this save to attack Christianity. Also, I will freely admit: I cannot "prove" the existence of God with material evidence. However, out of all explanations for the origins of the universe and its workings, there is nothing that can even compare to the explanation of an omnipotent Creator. I can't understand why people are so loathe to accept this fact.
astep5489 2 years ago
Lol, you just said you couldn't prove it, yet you say it is a fact?
Some people want to be owned so badly that they freely and willingly give their life to a bunch of white men that are dead, playing the longest running joke in history, by writing a book of lies that only fucking morons would accept.
Go fuck a cross, Christ bitch.
Even though that REALLY has nothing to do with this video to begin with, lol. Fuckin christians, jesus fucking christ already.
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
First of all, it is a proven fact that the Bible was not written by white men (I'm reasonably sure Middle Easterns are not white.) Second, I said I can't prove that God created the world; however, it has been proven that God has done a number of other things throughout history. Also, I dare you to prove a single thing the Bible says. "Book of lies," as if. By the way, did you notice that I haven't used vulgar language so much as once, while you used it freely? You're not 27, you're a child.
astep5489 2 years ago
Are you fucking retarded?
You can't prove that god (lower case) even exists, yet.
"it has been proven that God has done a number of other things throughout history."
How the fuck can anyone prove that if they can't even prove the existence of his myth ass?
Also, show proof of the "fact" the Middle Easterners wrote the bible.
You are just making shit up that you don't know about, just like all Christians do.
All the bible is, is a book to make the weak feel secure and knowledgeable.
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
It's also a sign of weakness to tear down others. Ignoring that, however, it is a proven fact that the original manuscipts of the Bible were written a couple thousand years ago. Also, it would be pretty strange for white men to have such a thorough understanding of the Middle East at that time. I will grant you one thing and one thing only: the Bible does make the weak, a.k.a. you and me, feel secure and knowledgeable. That's not all it does, but it does do that. Men need faith in something.
astep5489 2 years ago
Way to dodge proving the fake facts of your last post. Just a liar.
How does the bible make me feel secure? I don't follow it.
All the bible does is make me fucking angry because it teaches idiotic fucking cunts like you try to push their beliefs on me as if everything that I have done, know, and do on a daily basis is such a waste, that it is punishable by the worst form of torture I can imagine, for eternity.
Go fuck yourselves.
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
The Bible does make you feel secure if you live by its teachings. I don't understand why you wouldn't want to believe that you could have eternal happiness by doing a few simple things. Christians "push our beliefs" because we don't WANT you to be punished by the worst form of torture you can imagine. We want you to accept Jesus so that you can have an eternity of happiness instead of punishment. I just don't understand why you don't seem to want that for yourself...
astep5489 2 years ago
"Have eternal happiness by doing a few simple things."
Why would this ever be true about anything?
Here are a couple of sayings that makes.
"Easy come, easy go."
What is you are wrong about your religion?
What if you lived your entire life under a set of rules that someone else made for you by writing a book?
I want to say you are a complete fucking idiot, but, I actually feel sorry for you.
Christians are often brainwashed at such a young age.
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
What if I'm wrong? I guess I'll die, and cease to exist and that'll be that. But what if I'm right? There's no possible harm in having faith in a better existence than this. I am not brainwashed. I have studied many viewpoints, and none are better than Christianity. So I ask you, what is the harm in hoping for eternal happiness. If I'm wrong, it makes no difference. But if I'm right, I'd be kicking myself for eternity, wishing for another chance if I had passed this one up.
astep5489 2 years ago
Sounds like you are only doing it save your own ass, not because you truly believe in it.
And just because you "studied" other viewpoints doesn't mean you gave them a chance, you most likely would scurry back to your little safe zone if you experienced them.
"I am not brainwashed." is exactly what a brainwashed person would say.
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
So you believe that I'm brainwashed but that I don't really believe in what I'm brainwashed about? That makes no sense. Also, I have no idea what you mean by "giving other viewpoints a chance." If I know how they work, what more is there? I do believe in Christianity wholeheartedly; I'm simplifying because I don't have much room to write here. My goal is to convince you of what I know to be true. By the way, what would someone who isn't brainwashed say to point out that they aren't brainwashed?
astep5489 2 years ago
For starters, a brainwashed person wouldn't post comments on their beliefs on a youtube video that has very little to do with religion to begin with.
But luckily, you've found someone that is more than happy to reply to you and point out a few flaws of your religion that you base your entire life upon and don't even question.
ScheisseZwei 2 years ago
This video involves two major religious figures, even if they are depicted as characters in a vulgar cartoon. What's more, it depicts an evil entity as being better than my God incarnate. I don't think it wrong when I say that I find that offensive. I suppose it is your right to post whatever you want, but it's my right to refute it if I so choose. Also, you haven't pointed out any "flaws" with Christianity; you have merely suggested "possibilities." I don't question some things out of faith.
astep5489 2 years ago
astep, grow up. it is childish to get offended by every minor thing that goes aginst what you believe. No one gives a shit about your faith, no 1 was deliberately insulting it, and if your faith is so powerful, then it should be able to take a few jokes at its expense, without getting pissed. seriously, the world isnt going to end, because someone made some comment that you dont agree with.
paininthebass101 2 years ago
WTF holly Mortal combat this is so lame !
bloodyEVILeye 3 years ago
IT LOOKS COOL
JAMIE6SUPERSTAR 3 years ago
HEY WHERE YOU BUY THAT GAME AT
JAMIE6SUPERSTAR 3 years ago
Mrs.garrison and butters is unlocked right now
royal3234 3 years ago
Ever heard of the punch button, ass.
CASEwithscience 3 years ago
How do you unlock Butters and Mrs Garrison?
blargiannet 3 years ago
how do u do the combos?
zelusia0wnzu 3 years ago
u have written those combos ingame below fight screen
ranniely 3 years ago
dude wtf Satan is a pussy, he is Saddan's boyfriend. Go Jesus
654987264566666666 3 years ago
Jesus should have had his whip, He kicked those money changer's asses using a whip in the Temple.
x00p3 3 years ago
STAN:Christmas still is about one important thing.
CARTMAN:Yeah HAM!
STAN:No, not ham! you fat fuck!
lol...
peelincaps 3 years ago
good video what cam are you using?
i use unregistered hypercam.
roger09doger 3 years ago
i was with satan
but i got klled from chef
h6oib 3 years ago
You can't mess with Satans triple kick noob combo.
Mangravyonherface 3 years ago
What Jesus was trying to say is, this is the most crucial ass whipping my father has ever given me.
Mangravyonherface 3 years ago
how do you perform calamity moves? I'm having a hard time doing it.
bononcrusher2 3 years ago
oh my god u killed jesus you basterd.
jcd484 3 years ago
whoever made this is going to hell...
hyper4life52 3 years ago
And that concerns you how?
Sheebus666 3 years ago
o my god u killed kenny
Tdiwatcher101 3 years ago
esta chevere eso we
maizito10 3 years ago
that would never happen
bspell2010 3 years ago
It's South Park: Asskicker, you idiot.
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