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  • 3:10 rock and ROOLL!!!

  • I didn't think it was funny, but I certainly enjoyed listening to it.

  • I find this hilarious.

  • ROFLE: 0:56

  • funny!!!!

  • loooooooollll

  • Tabs plz

  • this made me howl with laughter. In fact i laughed so hard i was weeping by the 3 in mark. the irony is the original version is one of my fave tracks

  • One of my favourite songs ever. And this had me in tears of laughter - excellent!

  • Top effort, fella.

  • This is one of the best songs ever made but this is just fuckin´ awesome!!! =P

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  • just awesome! :D

  • wtf? lol

    

  • You are truly a genius, because doing something like that is way more difficult than it seems. :v

  • we are the sltans...we are the sultans of swingaaa

  • I bet that would even make MK lol! Great singing dude.

  • errr, fake and bad.

  • lol...oh my god...

  • Maudite merde! Qu'est-ce que tu as fait?!? C'est horrible!

  • Wow he just shit his pants...

  • the vocals are the best part

  • @UKToneKing How about correcting this: The question mark comes straight after the word “up”. “Guys” does not have an apostrophe “s” and neither does “guts”. Ruens is spelt ruins. “U” is spelt you and doesn’t need a capital unless it’s at the start of a sentence. “Braking” is spelt breaking unless you are in a car, “Jools Holland” is a name and deserves capital letters and copyright is all one word.

  • @UKToneKing Thank, you, I, feel, so, proud, of, myself, and, I, did, pat, myself, on, the, back, as, you, suggested.

  • @mactheshredder that's good, hey whats with all the commas ? he he if U had brains you would be dangerous he he, I got to go & take a dump, speaking of dumps "have a nice day.

  • @mactheshredder Barp, if U put as much time into something constructive as U do into being a Muppet, U may get some were in life, have a nice day

  • @UKToneKing

    I am sure you meant "seeing as there are" so many wankers trying to correct people.

  • @UKToneKing it's a joke. Like you.

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  • @spofforththeowl well you don't know me to makes such a comment, you only know that if I think something is wrong even if the majority think it's right I will still stand up and let you know my opinion. If he done this to one of your vids u would be ok with that ? & I know u want people to see it for future work maybe, so the people it is meant for mite see the shred instead of your cover, but your cool with that, that's super mate, don't hate the player hate the game

  • @UKToneKing I apologise. I didn't mean to call you a joke, that was also a joke but as you correctly point out, I don't know you. Calling someone a criminal for putting up a silly video is a bit much though, and I don't think Dire Straits are losing any sales from this.

  • @mactheshredder The reason I made all the errors above is to get your attention, if your to dum to work that out then the joke is still on you, I was doing it to provoke a response from you & it worked, your so easy man & very sensitive, have a nice day. ( but your still a chav criminal; he he )

  • @UKToneKing mad?

  • @UKToneKing Oh for Christ's sake. Get yourself a sense of humour.

  • @robinabobbin coming from you that is kind of ironic seen as the only thing that come's outta your mouth is shit lol that good enough for you rob ? you can have a sense of humor without braking the law you know, it's called being a law abiding citizen, you should try it some time ? you little criminal lol

  • @UKToneKing Sorry, but if you re-read your first comment it contains a threat of murder, a slightly more serious offence than having a bit of fun at the expense of Dire Straits. As for being a 'law abiding citizen' you're talking bollocks. If people never broke laws (which in any case are often arbitrarily set by an ignorant elite), we'd still be living in a society that included legal slavery and the disfranchisement of women. Besides, us 'criminals' have all the fun.You should try it.

  • @robinabobbin I am thinking your not the brightest one in the bunch as it clearly does not state anywhere in my post about murdering anybody, it states "whose the dead man who put this up" I was referring to someone I thought had died, and I will decline on your offer of being a criminal, hope nobody ever burgles your house or rapes your family as you clearly don't mind breaking the law, so were does it end & what is ok and what isn't, is rape ok ? thought so, have a nice day

  • @UKToneKing Why did you think he'd died? Had you had report of his demise?

    Common sense should tell you I don't think rape is OK just becasue I think it's harmless to take the piss out of Dire Straits. By definition, a criminal is one who breaks the law. If I don't wear my seatbelt I'm a criminal, but by your logic, that puts me on the same moral footing as a rapist. What is wrong with you? Are you unhappy? Even the interminably dour Mark Knopfler would laugh at Sultan's of Shred. It's only FUN!

  • @robinabobbin I know you don't class rape in the same way you would as not wearing a seat-belt, that was kind of the point, when do you say something is ok & something else is not, that's why little things have to be looked at as breaking the law otherwise their is no line, speeding is important, & it should be looked at more seriously as it just takes one arshole to speed and someones son or daughter is lying in the morg, that happened to a friend of mine cause some arshole was going 50 in a 30

  • @robinabobbin a seatbelt is your choice & I have no complaints their, but I have lot's of fun and I don't break the law, order is important, order stops numb skulls from doing what they do and you may think ignorant elite are setting laws to make your life less fun, but they are keeping you & your family safe as best they can at the same time, if some one killed one of your family speeding I don't think you would feel so forgiving to the person who killed them, and he may say, I was only 10 over

  • @UKToneKing We aren't talking about the potential consequences of not wearing seatbelt, I was merely using that as an example. But let's face it, if they outlawed being a miserable sod who begrudges other people's fun, you'd be the first to be thrown in jail.

    It sounds to me like you're a good guy and I don't doubt you have lots of fun. But reporting people to the authorities for something completely harmless and life affirming seems an an extremely curmudgeonly act. Live and let live, dude.

  • @robinabobbin you don't seriously think I reported him do you lol This video would have been shut down well before now if I had, I was having my bit of FUN by winding him up, I was board and did not like his video anyway so thought some entertainment was in order ha I don't give to shits if he does what he does, I am however a law abiding citizen, not always mind, but some things happened in life, my mates death 1 of them that changed the way I look at things,I still think this sucks, peace out

  • @UKToneKing Fair play to you Tone King. Sorry to hear about your mate's death.

    Peace out.

  • @robinabobbin thanks I really appreciate that, in life we take things for granted & it is only when something drastic happens that we stop to think, when I was a bit younger I used to think we lived for ever & partied like I had 2 bodies, I now look back & cringe as the life we have is so easy taking away without a whisper of a notice, it's funny how we turn into out parents when we get older, but when we are young we think they are being ridiculous & that we will never end up like them lol

  • @robinabobbin I am only 33 so am not too old ha ha but I got the pleasure of seeing dire straits in the mid 80s when I was 10 & again when I was 12 & again when I was 14, I went to see knopfler play about 4 years ago & it was still good not on the level of the straits days but still a good show, my dad liked them so he kind of got me into them, at first I did not like them, but when I picked the guitar up I realized mark was the boy, he gets a lovely sound outta the guitar & he is amazing live

  • @UKToneKing Believe it or not I rate Knopfler very highly as a musician, his status as a great guitar player is not in question at all. But I have to admit I laughed heartily at this post - and if you check out the other 'shreds' vids on youtube there are some hilarious ones (in particular check out the Yngwie Malmsteen one and the Pearl Jam one) When was I around 14 I listened to 'Making Movies' a lot and thought the Knopf's playing was awesome. Bet you didn't expect that!

  • @robinabobbin mark knopfler is a really good guitar player and he is also a very good song writer, get lucky is a good tune I like on acoustic, his tunnel of love is one of my favorite, mainly as I am from the north east of England about 20 miles from were knopfler resides to this day, so I know whitley bay bay very well which is what the song is about, Spanish city was their when I was young as well as I went many times, when U play guitar all day as a job I suppose it will become 2nd nature

  • @robinabobbin I like all kinds of singers live that I don't find entertaining on CD, status quo is not something I will listen to at home, but I went to see them just before Xmas in Newcastle & they were amazing, they were rocking from start to finish & had that bouncy sound going on for 3 hours solid, at their age I take my hat off to them, it really was a cracking gig, some say quo are one of the best bands live in the world & I can se why that is, they were well worth £17 & true entertainers

  • @UKToneKing Actually this should go under fair use under the DMCA act. So he's not breaking the law. He is not in any way making money of this clip. You sir need to get yourself a sense of humor and stop taking everything so seriously. Why did this upset you so? It doesn't hurt anyone in anyway. All it does is make a few people laugh? Is that so wrong?

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  • @ReoTheCreator I already stated I could not give a shit about the video, and if U think I reported him then u are slow on the uptake, why would i do that ha ha the only one taking things serious round here are u as I am Rolmao at how serious u got, dont preach what u can not do man as it sucks, not sure this comes under the DMCA for the record though, but I don't care a less anyway ha

  • @UKToneKing All whiny faggots like you need to be shot in the head, seriously. 

  • @Fucklesticks not by you though, cause i would knock seven bells out of you just for the way you look lol, cause your a fag who sucks his moms dick, later spunk breath ha ha ha

  • I crapped my pants to the drum solo... Epic!

  • woulda been funnier with a little more subtlety...drummer is funny good, though.

  • Total f*ckin genius !!! So funny.Well done guys :-)

  • "Waeay on down soueuth" Yeah.

    Oh well at least it looks like Mark Knopfler appears to be enjoying himself

  • I'm crying

  • 0:43 - OH MY GAWD, it's Chuck Norris.

  • BEST SHRED EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHEE sovolasz

  • This is so well done. I had tears rolling down my face. I've watched it four times and still laugh hard.

  • Oh mate, i was in tears at times, and especially with the solo near the end...brilliant.

  • this is blasphemy, very funny though...

  • OOOH je suis pas fan mais c'est vraiment de l'humour de chiotte ! Pourquoi tu fais ça mec ???

    I'm not a fan but that's really not fun... Why ?

  • @MEGUEZARDWhy is it not funny? I think it's because you need a sense of humour.

  • @mactheshredder no, it's just not funny, can't help it.

  • @Sznajderification Hey we need a sense of humor to laff at a 2 year old video lol when he came out with that comment, he went from being a douche bag, 2 a total fucking Muppet, the joke is on him mate, what a weapon, I would have never thought of doing some thing like this, the guy is a total genius, he should b solving murders instead of serving burgers, the irony is, he think's mark would find this funny, when really he would b pissed that some chav had made a mockery of his hard earned music.

  • @mactheshredder Y've got it man thank you for looking about what y need but we don't have the same sense of humour and that's cool for me !

  • first shred that actually made me laugh.

  • This is sheer genius. I am laughing so hard I am about to poo. Excellent editing, and Knopfler's outburst with his lyrics, especially at 2:20 and 2:37 and 2:46, are unbelievable. Great job

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  • 2:21 bwahaha! xD

  • good but you need to make it sound less overdubbed. add some hiss and background noise maybe?

  • the vocals are actually pretty accurate:P

    he always sounds if hes bored while hes singing:P

  • The best shred (parody) of all times...Unbelievable...

  • GENIUS!!

  • I think this emphasises the importance of rehearsal,bad day at the office for Mark hehe...

  • 0:59 Wow, that's what i call talent

  • is it just me or had mark been drinkn? he must off been embarrased after this,surely?????

  • hahahaha!!! I`m laughing so hard. pure ROTFLMAO ZEDONG

  • 0:31 Stops and holds evil dick ?

    Subliminal dude.

  • very fucking good quality without quality!!!! LIKE ;)

  • Pâté au smegma

  • Mark Knopfler looks and sounds very bored to play that song.

  • Sounds like The Cure :|

  • @Aspacs The Cure doesn't sound bad.

  • @Aspacs XD XD

  • love the drums at 3:47

  • sei un genio! ahahahahahahahahahah

  • AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH!

  • Dude, this was pure brilliance. Among the ranks of St. Sanders!!!! Well done sir!!!

  • nice efforts to make a true solo !!! ha ha ha

  • I love Dire Straits and I enjoy this vid... Am I okay? :D

  • HOLY SHIT, I didn't know that Chuck Norris played second guitar

  • I like the idea that Mark Knopfler might see this vid one day and think "Jeez - I must've been off my face THAT gig!"

  •  0:31-1:03 is the best part :D

  • wow...even better than the original!

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  • fake fake fake""""""""" this must be some "

    guitar hero" or some shit like that!!!!!!!!

  • Hahahaha XD 

  • hahahha

  • What happened was Mark Knopfler started getting into the Shaggs and wanted the band to go in that direction.

  • JAJAJJAJA LA TAB ?? JAJSJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AJAJAJAJAJA

  • chi è il coglione che ha rovinato il più bel brano della musica rock?

  • @Knopflergiallorosso Sono stata io! Mark mi ha detto di farlo.

  • @mactheshredder se quel fallito dei Muse avesse anche solo un miliardesimo della bravura di Mark probabilmente non sarebbe in un gruppetto come i Muse

  • @Knopflergiallorosso er pupone, è stato lui... va caca

  • sto ancora piangendo dal ridere ... un po' per la fattura pregevole del video e un po' per il commento sopra ... ahahahaahahahaaa grazie

  • hahahahahahaha

  • hahahaa, great. now we know how they really sound

  • mark really nows how to make the guitar cry and sing now

  • Hahaha - hilarious.

  • simply brilliant :-)

  • 5:00 spit

  • So does your mother

  • @mactheshredder my mother is dead

    yours do suck ^_^

  • @M8H7I U are epic fail. i just start laughing at 0:05 with that people noise hahahaa

  • @U2Madrid

    Your mother is an epic fail

  • @M8H7I ur grandfather is DEAD hahahahahahaahahahaha

  • @M8H7I

    Thats the point....

  • I hear you tried Bending the strings down 2 tones :) Truly a masterpiece

  • tears are running out of my eyes and i can´t stop laughing. no, this is not very nice, but it is extremely funny.

  • I think I clicked dislike, sorry... I was laughing so hard I couldn't see.

  • great tone on the guitar!,is the guitar playing out side,lol..

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaahhahahahahhahaahaha­!!!! me fookin jaws killing!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahha­hhhah!!!!!!!

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  • I never laughed that much on YTube !!!!

  • My face hurts from watching this. Thank you for making my day.

  • laughing is good for health...but too much is dangerous

  • laughing is good for your health....but be warned....too much of a good thing can be dangerous.

    margaret1

  • Excellent shred

  • Sounds like being at Guitar Center

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  • LOOOOOL! Love the Mark voice. and the guitar's just hilarious.

  • Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Well out of tune!

  • mark was pretty tired this day....

  • someone can tell me how to get the tabs ???

  • @MrMatthewmurdock You just shred ;)

  • bahahaha

  • magnificent

    

  • lol love the honky tonk part. Ahhhh classic!

  • love the drums.

  • Someone DOESN'T know all the chords. LOL! ;)

  • Actually a big improvement!

    Great job!

  • tabs

  • next series on HOW DO THEY DO IT? - SHREDS :DDDD

  • Really great! Exellent Shred!

    In my opinion one of the best! :)

    Unfortunately not really popular....

  • best singer evar

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  • that reminds me of me trying to play that song.

  • Is the drummer free? I'm starting a band.

  • that was frickin awesome! can you send me the tabs! thanks!

  • Funny

  • Found "shred" videos about a week ago! Might have to go to the hospital - been laughing til it hurts! Sounds soo much like my garage at 3:00 A.M. on the weekend its scary!! roflmao! Thx!!!

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