Magic Bullet To Go - Part 3

[kassahitt4]

Only losers use ready made mixtures

[kassahitt4]

This melon berry blast is like pink water cause all of the ice

[TheCaCaTee]

WHO IS BETTY? SHE IS NOT PART OF THE GANG!

[dudettefredoune2207]

Why berman is dress like a fisherman at the beach?? And since when there is counter and chairs at the beach??

[Annadipity]

That is NOT how you make a piña colada.

[kassahitt4]

don't they know that its recomanded to but ice last when you are makeing drinks with a blender

[kassahitt4]

I want that green junk

[Ritzy87]

@kassahitt4 lol what a loser eh

[TheAwesomeTitan]

Dumb bitches doesnt know the difference between the number of presses and number of seconds

[oT3CHN0o]

LOL 0:50 "oh oh oh"

[Jspang16]

1:44 that guy likes to party

[tigger24471]

They put way too much ice in their drinks

[LiamDosullivan]

I like the magic bullet but these infomercials make me wanna stab myself in the face

[BlakkEyez01]

Are you ready fucks? XD 2:59

[BlakkEyez01]

And now Im going to screw the blade.....lookit this!

[PlagueIndustry]

"You know what every party needs? DIPS!"

Too easy for me to make the joke.

[jfrey1]

I'd like to party with Berman "The Party Animal."

[TheLegendsman4]

I say like 7 coolers its alot of food

[69cocksucker]

mick and mimi are able to slow down time itself

[supermigit999]

lol green junk

[ChillinSpades]

!... 2.....333333333333333



[p3ngu1n48]

How many coolers did it take for them to transport that food tho that beach?

[TheCosplayBallet]

"...so that way, everybody knows which drink is theirs!"

Because the different colors and flavors aren't distinguishable enough?

[GJshorts]

anybody else notice how you see the food blend looking nasty, then the camera angle changes when they open it only to have a REAL looking food inside?

[MrStefanVidovic]

i wonder how much platters and dishes they need to wash later

[luguhah]

thumbs up if you saw this at 4 AM

[bcakapinky]

My dad made guacamole with an avocado once, but he didn't add tomatoes, onions, jalepenos, and cilantro to them. But he made it from scratch by hand.

[doucheemcgee]

dude i bet berman and hazel go A.T.M.

[949musicpro]

"green junk" lolz

[scarlettmagenis]

Granny with a fag

[aquamarine399]

dino is so retarded!!

[gaccer]

Dino is a dumb twit...

[Gamingkidstudio]

what about Nikolai thumbs up if Nikolai should be in these ads with alcohol

[sh4396]

Same lines!!!!

[Khieener]

1:58 does she mean that teena is a virgin?

[lilxleftee]

Color lip rings to know which drink is theirs? WHAT ABOUT THE COLOR BLIND?!

[scarlettmagenis]

@lilxleftee oh yeah...... THE LIP RINGS SHOULD BE PERSONALISED!!!!

[doublecsituation]

u only make the same thing everytime!

[doublecsituation]

u only make the same thing evertime!

[areyousayinimchunky]

do these people have amnesia or something??

[LivaAndCo]

Anyone else notice that they're just making the same recipes over and over, just in different locations?

[thegalaxyprincess]

@LivaAndCo yup xD theres a few differences but pretty much the same

[LizzytheRhetoric]

If Berman is such a "party animal" why isn't there any alcohol in his super manly Pina Colada?

[boricua6483]

@48 I thought she was gonna say dicks,lmao

[torylivingston]

If you haven't already done so, I suggest you go to Wikipedia and look up the article for Magic Bullet. Whoever wrote it is hilarious.

[detahdomo]

@torylivingston "Tina: Younger woman similar in appearance to Mimi whose main purpose is to provide over-the-top exclamations, grunts, and surprised facial expressions."

[FERNANDOMALONY]

what about putting baby's poop ,pee and ice ,do u get a peep milkshake ?

[LadieLola]

in only one, two, threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeee seconds... and your done!

[on2wheelz28]

It's a portable road kill blender.Nothing more - nothing less!

[Afraid0fGhosts]

They won't let Tina have some alcohol cuz she turns into those girls gone wild sluts.

[MrCoolfuzzyclayton90]

Berman is my favortie dude in the magie bulett show & this 1 2

[zer0romance]

VIRGIN for you tina..ч we get it Tinas a super slut, come off of it all already

[Blueball0120]

Amazing series of infomercials. One of the best!

[mario64guy]

"I'm gonna start by putting a little bit of onion in there. . ."

OH GOD DO THESE TWO EVER STOP ADVERTISING THIS THING!

[SedinWrestled2Bears]

they're all horrible friends

poor berman has an drinking problem and they just keep giving him alcoholic drinks and dip.



[TheNightcrawler300]

after deano said "the green junk" mimi just looked at him like, "fuck off!!! where'd you come from, anyways?!?!"

[toix48]

at 30 hes like ummm what comes after 2..... oh yea 3!

[wrestleingdiva]

im going to screw the blade 2:52 something in that sentence scares me

[Spongefreak89]

Who wears a mumu to the beach?

[FunOnTheFarm7]

hazel and her never ending cigarette

[FindTheBody]

Tina's either pregnant or a recovering alcoholic.

What.

[shorerydr10]

Hey its a cordless BLENDER all in one package!!!! OMG!

[rocksbballaw2215]

i love mick's accent

[TheOneOwner]

good thing thats a fake beach or there would be sand in all their foods :O

[psgman41]

Can I get the blonde girl for 3 easy payments of $33.33 (shipping not included) ?

[kongarolondar]

i believe they are hinting that tina is a recovering alcoholic.

[blueboi1987]

@kongarolondar Or that she's a slut, with Dino being her new partner.

[TheYoshi126]

@kongarolondar or it could be that she doesn't like to drink and everyone knows that

[xiia0CRAZE]

why does mimi keep saying:watch this you guys

[JUNKHEAD224]

its best for drinks or smoothies

[kristjan117]

what about electricity???

[JUNKHEAD224]

@kristjan117 noob

[kristjan117]

@JUNKHEAD224 ?

[Moviewhiz1]

This is pretty much a remake of the original Magic Bullet. Watch the original then this. Pretty much the same lines used.

[marvelbeatsdc]

I was alarmed at the end when Berman and the gang didn't join Mick and Mimi at the parking lot, but then I realized something: Berman has died of a massive coronary after consuming 4000 calories worth of chilli nachos and a bottle of pina colada mix. The rest of the friends have accompanied Berman's body to the hospital, while Mick and Mimi, being shitty friends, needed to blend more vegetables.

[FWDorRE]

why the fuck is burman still there.

[DisneyWorldAddict214]

why did tina marry this guy again?!

[Y2JohnK6]

Hazel is still wearing her gown, did she not bring anything else?

[jfrey1]

4:13 knob gobbler outta nowhere.

[TrebinJenkis]

They get to the beach and already there's s kitchen set up with everything they need? I thought this supposed to seem realistic

[Derek799]

Dont be talkin shit on my Berman he is the man I wanna party it up with him, so we can pull all the bitches. Dino is the retard

[PiiCreator]

The magic bullet to go cures cancer

[Legoman0323]

better than the junk you get a the grocery stotre??????? where the fuck do you think they got those vegetables in the first place you stupid whore

[Ritzy87]

@Legoman0323 hahahahahahaha classic

[Legoman0323]

and yet that old bitch is still smoking her crack :P

[animefreaker336]

i've seen something better than that at costco. the magic bullet doesnt work.

[xPiNKyHEiDix]

@animefreaker336 yeah i think i saw the same thing! the guy gave us ice cream and a frozen margarita he made in the blender

[kokeshiseagull]

here's your VVVVIIIRRRGGGIIINNN strawberry margarita >:D

[FarnesyFudge]

Why the fuck didn't Mimi put on a bikini?! Why is Mick such a braindead dickhead?!Why is Mimi with him and not me?!Why!WHY!!!

[abherrmann09]

frozen drinks!!!!!!!!!!!! yeeaaahhheeeee

[Derek799]

1:40 I see a lil sadness in Bernies eyes, as he realizes he has a serious drinkin problem

[HellWolfsSwankyGrave]

@Derek799 It's BERMAN but sadly you're right.

[mryjn420090]

Dino, Berman whats up with these gay ass names

[Kari166]

@mryjn420090, they're not even original. Barney, Dino, Betty, etc. >__>

[Omegaeghas1]

arent one of those for that fat guy?

[jason530]

either Mimi is implying that Tina drinks too much and needs to have a virgin strawberry margarita.. or that when she drinks, she picks up dumbasses like this Dino dude that acts like he has a mental problem..

[Mrbrightside976]

@jason530 Or she looks young enough that she could be pregnant.

[FutureCSI404]

Why the fuck did she stretch the word "virgin" @ 2:00.  It's as if she's telling tina she's still a virgin who only drinks virgin drinks. WTF?

[gravedigger277]

@FutureCSI404 I think what she is implying is that shes a drunk Lol

[KarinasPets]

oh oh oh how about some of that the green junk LMAO

[ravindraraksha]

Where the heck do you get power to plug in Magic Bullet...

[chiefyways]

Ok Here's The Cool Part.... Im going to screw the blade...

[jfrey1]

halla-peeno.

[SuperEnchanted]

oh dear god this this is taking forever to load?!!???!!

[tubeviewerX20]

Oh, Berman. You drunken bastard!

[jfrey1]

he puts garlic in everything, so why doesn't he put it in his frozen drink.

[swanswan421]

omg the blonde chick always has a different husband jesus!!! whore lol

[Rheehemoth]

Berman has such a cool hat.

[mryjn420090]

1:42 Berman is such an alcoholic, they all say FROZEN DRINKS

[manicmetropolis]

How convenient that there was an empty bar for use at the beach...

[1sttony7]

mick,s favorite.... garlic??? i thought it was curry powder???????

[EliteBeatDrummer]

Everyboy loves the green junk!!!

[kenjibeast]

"You guys know what else a party needs?"

"Oh-oh how about some of that, um, the green junk?"

"You mean weed?"

"Yeah!"

[F4fullpower]

Tina's hot

[DragnSly]

@F4fullpower I kinda wanna bone her.

[on2wheelz28]

Betty shouldn't refer to Berman as the "Junk you get from the grocery store".

p.s. Mimi is hot.

[Sword1479]

...I'm confused: Is Tina a recovering alcoholic or a whore?

[F4fullpower]

@Sword1479 Both :)

[xothatgurlxo]

Don't they have to clean the Magic Bullet when switching from guacamole to cocktail drinks? :|

[Kari166]

@xothatgurlxo, nah, they used different cups for the guacamole and the drinks.

[F4fullpower]

LOL

"Heres the cool bit, because now, I'm gonna screw the blade.

[pauldan90]

is the fake cigarette really neccesary? i mean they're all shitty actors, a prop's not helping yer causee

[reth1313]

And I expected "Schindler's List" quality acting and dialogue. Silly me..hahaha. But I wonder why the emphasis on the 'VIRGIN?' No more tread on them tires, eh Tina?? Lol

[kaliguy05]

dont these idiots ever get tired of seeing the same shit produced by this shitty blender? p.s. hazel is such a nasty whore.

[MghtyMrphnPwrRngr]

green junk!

[joshuakweier]

now with batteries these dickheads can go anywhere!

[theLoulou24]

@joshuakweier LOL

[joshuakweier]

1:57 ...Oh Tina you slut

[Zzarch]

0:20 SHIT I FORGOT THE BLADE!

[TheSw1fty]

What the fuck is that Berman guy wearing? your at the beach!! fucking tourists theese days...

[AznLiishii123]

0:16 I thought he puts Curry Powder in everything ?

[brokendisease]

How did they get from "the middle of nowhere" to a well-populated beach within minutes?

[Keevin80021]

That ladie fucking scares me the smoker! They're saying the same thing as the other thing. Oh i'll go get some glasses at the beach! I also have peaches, and ALL this booze! we're all alcoholics!

[poool157]

One, two, three seconds...............

[lduenas]

Sounds like Tina is an Alcoholic, cuz i doubt they are giving her a VIRGIN piña colada for any other reason. She's hot, anyone know her real name?

[Lugiarulz233]

Screw the blade?

[koalaXluv]

Why the fuck do they say Jalapeno like that?

[4diceproductions]

THERE SO FUNNY

GARLIC

HAHAHAHA

[bajer111]

okay it's a bullet to go thing on batteries I just realised :P

[girlmaster99]

@bajer111

ahahhaha i just did to i had to watch the advertisement to figure out that it was the magic bullet TO GO:)

[bajer111]

at the beach! and we didnøt even use a knife! no, but you pealed and chopped up all the things before you put them in the blender, and you brought some electricity too, didn't you?

[DUDE245269]

Why is there a bar in the beach

[jaywilton18]

i love how they're like

"One. Two. Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........­.." And done :) LOL

[girlmaster99]

@jaywilton18

haha ai noe rite??:)

[Hellisgood1]

0:14

"5 or 6 cherry tomatoes in there, i'm just gonna throw them in there..."

you call that throwing???

[kittycathappy]

@baconboy42 LOL

[TheChaoticGood]

They're thinking "Hmm it's as if you're trying to sell this thing to us..."

Pause at 3:56 "I am JESUS! I can blend stuff at the beach!"

[RileyHxxC]

they keep saying 10 seconds or less,

ok we get it by now rofl XD

[57jakers]

Blondie can't keep her boobs in he shirt

[jfrey1]

@57jakers thank god

[rossman4eva96]

SOME OF THE GREEN JUNK!!!!

[PBpeanutbutter]

LivelovelaughLOVEme: it's a cordless rechargable battery

[sk8ter922892]

All of a sudden they have a table full of food in the beach. LOL

[BrendenAndCarrington]

how did they set up the table with new food?!?!?!?!?

[livelovelaughLOVEme]

how do they have power at the beach?

bumb asses

[DUDE245269]

@livelovelaughLOVEme

Its a Magic Bullet to Go, it doesn't need a cord to plug in. You just need to charge it and you can use it anywhere

[DMK000]

If guacamole's junk, why did he ask for it?

[Tomoko4004]

Pina coladas aren't manly.

[iluvwebkinz829]

Green Junk?!? Wow he is REALLY smart.

[DUDE245269]

So you get to the beach and the ingredients are all ready there? and at 1:19 , where does Mick get the chips?

[FindTheBody]

VIRGIN strawerry margarita for Tina. Uhhh. Are they insinuating pregnancy? XD

[baconboy42]

Berman's a lush, but we love him. And a pina colada is manly??

If only I ordered this in time for Super Bowl.

[kewlman139]

i dont get the joke, is the blonde woman supposed to be a virgin?

[jfrey1]

I think it was a sneaky way of calling her a slut. She's no virgin. Dino broke off a piece of that.

[swish007]

for the third infomercial they should have an intervention for berman

[LiVELAUGhL0VE96]

wouldnt ppl say hey can i have some when they were at the beach???

wouldnt ppl knowtice them and come over

[FindingIight]

"Now I'm gonna add some of those 'fresh peaches', don't those look delicious?!" when they're obviously from a can.

[MaydayCapitanMayday]

why is there a bar in the middle of the beach? LOL

[potatoshapedrainbows]

@MaydayCapitanMayday u thought that to???

BAHAHAH

[Kari166]

A "cocktail drink"?

Why would they need different colored rings if their drinks are already completely different colors?

[uberking3000able]

@Kari166 knowing these cheesy guys, nothing's impossible...

[Kari166]

@uberking3000able lol!

[Keevin80021]

@Kari166 Their alcoholics thats why! lol

[Zanie4Ev]

@Kari166 the rings are to make it more comfortable when you drink because the cup it self has the rings htat you twist the blade on so its uncomfortable

[Kari166]

@Zanie4Ev, oh, okay. I had no idea, because they said that it was to tell the difference... XD

[neoman289151]

@Kari166 What if 2 people have the same drink?

[MyTransformers123]

LOL : oh oh oh how about some of that green junk? LOL

[Bumblepus]

you mean shit?

[78JayBird78]

Omfg if these people were my relatives i would go absaloutly crazy!!