The Apprentice series 5 episode 2 pt4

[LAngel0902]

"I'd rather suspect that people will eat that and drop that agian. We've already had a health and safety risk over there." LOL What was that supposed to mean? Maybe the person ate the canapées and keeled over?

[TJ347]

Kate and Mona are very nice looking I'd say, but Debra isn't exactly hard on the eyes. True, she's a bitch, but that has nothing to do with how physically attractive she is, and I believe most heterosexual Western men would find her physically attractive. Goodness knows she looks better than 90% of the women I see on a day to day basis, at the very least.

[TJ347]

Mona, Debra and the chick at 6:01... Best lookers of the bunch. Debra's not exactly hot, but she's better than average, at least compared to women in the city I live in. But that other chick (can't recall her name) and Mona are definitely hot. In fact, I've been looking for a chick like Mona for some time now.

[MsIta82]

r u kidding me?!!! WTF r they doing?

if they would work for me ... on other though they wouldnt!!!

[KostaKrico]

this has to be the worst series yet

[itsbritneybitch69]

both teams food looked awful and why was all yasminas stuff tomatoes?? how boring

[addictedTOtrippin]

in england droped tomato is a health & safety risk - what an idiots

[Th3F00TyChaNN3L]

Some are dumb, oil can be drizzled by placing thumb over top, Kate would be the only one decent looking in this series

[temokam]

IT`S DEFINITELY WORTH TO TRY.....NO IT`S ISN'T LMAOOO

[roxy0190]

this a absolute disaster....

[Interscene]

Ah, God-bless the lawyers and their deliberate bullshit. God-bless the management consultants and the ambulence chasers.

"Oh, I'm afraid people might drop the food, and we've already had a health and safety risk."

Fucking lawyers.

It's not H&S law AT ALL. This is personal Injury law that concerns them. It's that someone tripping over it can sue. Its this deliberate trickery which keeps these lawyers in their dodgy business so they blame H&S which has nothing to do with personal injury.

[chemisttwins]

I love how the narrator keeps repeating CUT PRICE canape

[akava77]

LOL at the look on Lord Sugar's face at 07:51

[TheMysteriousPen]

how stupid can you get, these prats take the bloody biscuit!!!

[nohopeinfear97]

02:00 What's a "Restaurateur"??? BBC fail

[sbtech01]

@nohopeinfear97 "This is also spelled restauranteur (with an ‘n’), but this is considered erroneous by some, and the form restaurateur (without the ‘n’) is preferred in formal writing, and especially in Britain"

and now you know... and knowing is half the battle - GI JOE!!!!!!

[explodation]

@nohopeinfear97 a restaurateur is a entrepreneur who specialises in restaurants.

[1RocknChic]

hairy men in toga's serving food? ewwww...

[smugtugboat]

as a chef myself this is freaking hilarous to watch.

[Amorphustruth]

Jasmin owns restaurants eh? I'm shocked, who would pay money for that shit.

I really do not see what was so hard about this task- if you have taste buds and have ever been to a black tie event or eaten in an expensive restaurant, then you would have every idea of the quality of food and service expected. These people claim to be Execs...cheese on a stick are you kidding me.

This was disgraceful, i would have been absolutely ashamed if i was any one of those people.

[shiverpunt]

All these business stars of the future and not one of them thinks to print off some easy recipes off the net? How can you claim to be absolutely brilliant if you can't come up with concepts that even one legged, heroine addicted, welfare mothers would think of?

[cl1cka]

Hahah at one point it became so painful to watch the toga guys and Jasmin's catering skills that I had to skip forward ........

[ndgreenaway]

health and safty risk oh my god!

[redstillidie69]

Yasmina has no clue whatsoever about catering. Did you see those wraps in lunch time? OMFG I'd consider leaving my job if my boss would continue getting food from Yasmina's catering services!!! A cheddar on tooth-pick? The guy being offered actually says "omg I'm not having it, I dont know why it was invented" ROFLMAO-----this is the funniest episode ever. That muslim guy with beard looks scary wearing that toga

[TalesMzansi]

when will they learn, stop stending so much money!!!

[fatamorganaa84]

I think it is safe to say that after displaying Yasminas ethic regarding food and customer service, her restaurant is sure to fail. What a twat. I mean, she had no respect for the customer. I would neverr set my foot in her restaurant.

[planstore]

Would be better if the girls wore the togas.

[papadesi1]

Yasmina.. what a cheap bitch! You are not running a whore house cafe.. its London's high end Accountancy Firm! Get a class !!

[drscribe]

great entertainment!

[jojosgunners]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FIRE YASMINA!!!!! her fucking cocky ass annoys the shit outta me. couldn't believe she claims to be a restauranteur while basically thinking her customers are too stupid or drunk to notice the SHIT put out as 'food'.

UUUGGHHHH I HATE HER....

[IICurryKidII]

@jojosgunners Sucks for you brah.

[skylur44]

Those canapes are far too large they look cheap and horrible which, of course, they are.

[skylur44]

@TehKikapu Die. Please. Now. Thank you.

[ottopotomas]

this has to be one of the best episodes of the apprentice ever! I simply cannot fathom how bad a job both teams did.

honestly, how can these people consider themselves intelligent?

[1chrispalmer]

HOW DO YOU FORGET TO PUT CHICKEN IN A CHICKEN WRAP?!!!!! LOL

[StinkyDaRugbyer]

since when is a peanut butter sammich american? hell put some meat on it with the peanut butter, then ur talkin...

[butterflyfrolic]

oh my goodness...what are they wearing..???!!!

[DarkPanthera]

I haven't watched the US Apprentice in a long time, but I dont remember them EVER being as stupid as these UK apprentices O_O

WTF is up with chicken sandwich with no chicken inside!

[alittlebitneurotic]

Yasmina is hilarious. And just because she bought cheap food serves no reflection on her restaurant. Her restaurant is very successful and has won awards for its standards. She cut costs because this is a business TASK where profit determines the winner. As she won this challenge as pm, the fact that the produce wasn't of the highest standard, is an irrelevant factor.

[nevfx]

@alittlebitneurotic And considering the girls lost the last task because of costs, we should expect her to make them an important thing to consider.

[HoldingMyLastRook]

How on Earth does Yasmina run a restaurant? She has no respect for customers or standards for food at all. Kate is some kind of robot that's been programmed as "barbie".

[blondecat666]

Geez, the way she pours the olive oil or the canapes!!! Put your bloody finger on it and drizzle!

[myoon87]

How about firing both PM's

[WillyFogWinner]

Kate is described as "Licensing Development Manager".

Could someone please tell me what hell is that?? What she does for a living??

[myoon87]

That means she makes fake ID's for underage drinking.

[Kinikki]

Every single one of those canopies looked bland and not worth the price they were charging. Yuck.

[EveAspinall]

"Bare arms and Spotty backs"

LOVE Nick!

[weizer2]

I'm so embarrased for both teams.

[qqiill]

so am I!

[kirafaye]

How hard would it have been to get a heap of fruit and have a fruit salad at lunch and a fruit and cheese platter at dinner lone with other things - fruit can look great and pretty on display and taste great without any cooking. There is one salad and one tray taken care of.

[ispaniola]

And Yasmina is a caterer?!...what a rubbish food

[katsudonshake]

who would want to see CHEST HAIR before they eat something?!!!

rocky sucks big time

[Muffinthraka]

I really don't wanna watch, I don't know whether ti laugh or cry.

[VariedInterest]

HOWLS of derisive laughter! HOWLS!

[tayessex]

ROFL

[HigginsJaime]

this is just a take-the-money-and-run. Anyone could market themselves as caterers and give the customer two quids' worth of food for a fiver. Trouble is, though, catering relies almost entirely on word-of-mouth. They'd be bust in a month.

[jeffrags2]

The girls canopies don't look at that great. I would not relish trying to chew that bread.

2:20 - Let the games begin!

3:00 - Where is Gordon Ramsay when we need him?

Rocky, the sandwich king, is looking like an absolute doughnut in this task.

[drumtum]

Haha! Embarassing to say the least.

[thefairlysimple1]

please. this is a joke, isnt it! come on, when does the real apprentice start, someone on another post said that they liked the 4th series and mentioned the guy screwing in the trampoline legs, well, maybe i'm warped, but this task is the funniest task i have ever seen in the aust series,the us series, and the irish series, and its all comlemented by you lot, some of you are really witty, and i havent stopped laughing since the beginning of series 5, but this task takes the cake rofl

[celinou84]

Rocky and his Northerner bullsh*t, he has already proven his immaturity by saying that

[catseatkippers]

Ridiculous!

[VariedInterest]

A fucking crisp with a deli slice on it, hahahaha!

[londnr]

there is no way i'd ever eat anything that was so close to an armpit.

[thefairlysimple1]

loud guffaws

[Interscene]

Ah, God-bless the lawyers and their deliberate bullshit. God-bless the management consultants and the ambulence chasers.

"Oh, I'm afraid people might drop the food, and we've already had a health and safety risk."

Fucking lawyers.

It's not H&S law AT ALL. This is personal Injury law that concerns them. It's that someone tripping over it can sue. Its this deliberate trickery which keeps these lawyers in their dodgy business so no-wonder they're so eager to spread more H&S myths for their profit

[bus140808]

these city workers are so stuck up their own arses!! They really piss me off!! That stupid cow at 4:30 'when you eat it you don't know where to put it' what a total dufus

[grumpone]

LOL the muslim guy is sooo funny. "I don't mind looking like a prick, but when the food is cold..."

He's dedicated that's for sure!

[jeffrags2]

Reminds me of Hell's Kitchen.

[tlacaelel090]

00:50 HOT GIRL! O.O

[shrek167]

this is painful to watch .. oh god how bad can it get!! .. cheddar on toothpicks, classy!!

[sbtech01]

@shrek167 You say toothpicks. I say tiny replica olympic javelins impaled in cheddar cheese. XD

it's all part of the theme... ;-)

[skylur44]

@shrek167 Agreed, I mean, this is not complicated, they could have served mini quiches and pigs in blankets, anything would have been better, this is a total disaster. ugh.

[renewd]

I thought for sure the girls would get penalized for the lunch flat breads.

[pinkberry28]

I feel embarrassed for both of the groups.

[Myndir]

Yasmina has insane self-confidence.

[ntl158k]

she has award-winning restaurant "mya lacarte" so i understand why she thinks she have it all under control :/

[tufty1990]

I think 'Health and safety risk' was a bit of an overstatement it was a piece of tomato on the floor

[sbtech01]

Bits of tomato kill over 3 people a year!

do you want one of those deaths on your Conscience

[frolicwitme]

lol

[SurvivorPoison]

@sbtech01 LOL!

[Razaak666]

@sbtech01 There are the Gamchoppers: A species of dolphin that hide inside tomatoes. Should you eat their tomato, they shall tear your knee to access your heart. One tomato in 1000 has them.

[dlsk1971]

@sbtech01 And that's only in the greater London area.... Can you imagine the carnage throughout the UK due to tomato-related deaths?

[Alliisia]

@tufty1990 It's not an overstatement when, if you go by english law, if a burgler trips over a childrens toy in your house which he is burgling he can sue you!!! It's because the law states that you owe a 'duty of care to your neighbour' and neighbour means 'someone who you can reasonably foresee being affected by your actions'............the law is a bit mad!!

I agree btw :P

[Interscene]

@Alliisia That is NOT Health and Safety law. That is a personal injury claim - its ambulence chasers like these lawyers present that claim as H&S when it has nothing to do with it. If you violate H&S you get a criminal prosecution by the H&S Executive, so if you get sued by someone it clearly can't be a health and safety issue. Burlgers suing victims and people tripping over paving slabs is personal injury law, its bluring the lines and setting up these H&S myths which keeps these lawyers rich!

[superlative909]

i don't get it, if they're promoing London 2012, then why the fuck are they wearing togas?!

[sbtech01]

I think it was supposed to be a reference to the origins of the olympics.... but it mostly just comes off as fuckin hilariously stupid....

[EdgeheadPP]

agreed lol

[KingDT2007]

@sbtech01 they should of wore old classic olympic uniforms of the 1896 games it would be a bit tricky to find but could be done

[jeffrags2]

Oh, but the ancient Greeks would always have pre-Olympic parties with cheedar-on-a-stick, sausage, and ketchup. Spot on, guys.

[thefairlysimple1]

rofl soooooo much, i cant take much more

[morishitabrian]

LOL@ the togas!!!

[siadragonfly3]

I'd rather starve then try the food at her restaurant- it looks tasteless & souless - even hospital food looks better.

[kouneli3]

i have noticed Alan Sugar has it in for Asians..probably cuz he's a Jew.

[athull08]

not a practicing jew, he's an atheist.

[Parrish51]

Phillip is a negative arsehole.