Letter to Universal regarding The Wolf Man (2010)

[AdorableWolfTengu]

Oh...my.

Well, at least it doesn't have as many spelling errors as i'd expected.

[KnightsofAurora]

Oh...my god...I know this girl.

[Alysaria]

@KnightsofAurora I'm sorry.... We all have regrettable lapses in judgment, but putting them on the internet guarantees that hers will live on. -.-

[EGLchan]

Wow, you did it! Thanks!

[ItsTheSecretAsian]

.. this is painful to hear, even when it's you doing an awesome reading of it!

[reeses3081]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

[EchidonaMicHog]

How much pure UNRELENTING FAIL can possibly be contained in a couple paragraphs?

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

Excuse me while I go repeatedly hit myself on the forehead with a thick book while I weep for the future.

[3nek0]

Somehow, I kinda expected this to end with "I CREAMED MYSELF."

[AlbinoChao]

>twilight invented werewolves

[letmemakeafuckingque]

Please god, let this person be a troll

[FlowoftheImagination]

Did...did she actually send this shit to Universal?..

...I'm in a corner weeping for humanity's future...join me if you want to.

[EnragedPhoenix91]

@FlowoftheImagination Welcome, we've been waiting for you.

[GreatgoatonFire]

Oh dead sweet God-Emperor the writer of this mail shames all mankind.

Time for a 50 year penance-crusade for all of us I say!

[lessergnome]

That caused actual physical pain. There simply are no words.

[GameSpazzer]

I need to stab something. Maybe a puppy would do....

[GoldenGal42]

0:20 - *hits self*

[SpitshineSneakers]

What, can't you tell it's an obvious troll?

[BlueUncia]

@SpitshineSneakers One can only hope.

[symon500]

Old and delicious.

[TwistedIndigo09]

Doesn't Twilight give the werewolves a bad name?

[turtlecrackers]

I'm sorry, did she just say that the wolf-transformation in the Twilight movies didn't look fake? Really?

Wow. This girl was either too busy staring at Lautner's pecs and abs to pay any attention to the wolf-animations, or she has a really low standard for CGI in today's live-action movies. Or both. Could definitely be both.

[14thOmega]

O.o

Twlight truly corrupts everthing.

[sleepysketchu]

Oh

This

...

This pains me :c

Ow.

[masterplusmargarita]

Completely Missing The Point

and

Did Not Do the Research:

The ultimate example of these legendary tropes! Coming to a store near you.

[Blitzfoofoo]

@masterplusmargarita Did Not Do The Research is an index, not a trope.

Also, Completely Missing the Point was renamed to Comically Missing the Point a while back.

Besides, this is more a case of Older Than They Think crossed with Critical Research Failure.

[GeckoLadie]

Screw proof reading, research and grammar! If Stephenie Meyer doesn't need it, neither do the fans!

[zakuraRabbit]

The Twilight werewolves aren't even real werewolves.. The vampires say so in Breaking Dawn, they're just shapeshifters that happen to turn into wolves. Most werewolves from BEFORE Twilight look like humanoid wolf-monsters.

[Kolbatsu]

So this Twilight fangirl is mad because the creators used a different interpretation of a werewolf than the one she's used to. The fact that they used the original werewolf lore. And the fact that her Taylor Launter isn't in it makes her hate it. I want to shoot her straight to the sun with all of the other stupid people in the world. And I knew she was female too. And that's sad. Twitards are making young girls look bad

[selfmade9991]

help

i've fallen

and i can't get up

oh god.... my chest hurts

just ....

lol

[Thevampman24]

This is why as a spiecies. Humanity is screwed.