I miss being a kid and going Trick or Treating. My family goes to Sam's and buys those big cases of candy bars and we just buy a few of those cases so the kid each gets a whole candy bar. It pans out about the same as if you go to Walmart and Buy bags of candy. Plus you don't have to spend the time putting the individual candy in little Halloween bags.
Definitely her mother's daughter. People talk about how Michael Fishman looks so much like Roseanne, but I think Sara Gilbert looks like she could really be related to John Goodman. Something in the smile.
This is my favorite Halloween Episode out of all of them! I crack up laughing everytime I see this one and look forward to it every year or whenever I wanna watch it!! YAY the whole thing is now on here!! Thanks!!
Roseanne had such classic Halloween episodes. TV doesn't make good Halloween eps anymore...if they even make any at all on any of the crap TV shows they have on nowadays.
why doesn'nt jackie just put the stick in the apple then dip the apples in the caramel
candlelight482 4 months ago
Don't get me wrong ... I LOVE my parents. But what I wouldn't give to be a Connor!
michelletheory 4 months ago 4
Roseanne reminds me of my mom. :( Man I miss her.
mngq29 6 months ago 2
Is it just me or was Darlene way cooler before she got all grouchy?
laisydaisy30 7 months ago 2
@laisydaisy30 it's not just you she was cooler b4 she got grouchy by far
candlelight482 4 months ago
i like dj at the beginning mom i hurt my leg so what do u want to do about come on mom funny
orlando33637 7 months ago
*Tries to bite her own face*
Bl00dy1c3M41d3n 9 months ago 4
hmm that crazy wman probaly coulda have bitton off her face if she had chewed from from the inside of the cheeks, out.
CresentSanctuary 11 months ago
I just ordered the halloween edition dvd of roseanne from bestbuy. probably the smartest thing i've done all week!
ifuseekamy 1 year ago 3
very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rebafan19 1 year ago
Get Back Loretta!!!
spyroandcynderrock75 1 year ago
are those chocolate covered candy apples?? they look SO good!!!
RENTluver06 1 year ago
@RENTluver06 caramel. lol
missvictoriaaxx3 1 year ago
Is it just me or did they not do any Christmas episodes?
Cvandoloski 1 year ago
@Cvandoloski they did some but not as much as Halloween episodes
brokenangel18 1 year ago
@Cvandoloski yeah they have. u obviously never saw the episode where roseanne dressed like santa lol
keleic 6 months ago
@keleic Since then I have seen every single Roseanne episode. but yea they didnt make really any compared to Halloween ha
Cvandoloski 6 months ago
this is my favorite Roseanne episode and the 1989 Thanksgiving one would be my second favorite
mugabezuwane 1 year ago
I love how DJ just wanders off into the living room.
o0Jahzara0o 1 year ago
hahahah best episode ever i love it
03erika18 1 year ago 3
I miss being a kid and going Trick or Treating. My family goes to Sam's and buys those big cases of candy bars and we just buy a few of those cases so the kid each gets a whole candy bar. It pans out about the same as if you go to Walmart and Buy bags of candy. Plus you don't have to spend the time putting the individual candy in little Halloween bags.
ifuseekamy 1 year ago
one of my favorite episodes:)
normayestela 1 year ago
"get back Loretta!" lmao
MandehhRocketship 1 year ago
Dad you remember a psych named mrs. osmond?
Yeah, didnt she have a couple of hits during the 70's?
LOL Dan was funny!
SweetShann01 1 year ago 2
Does DJ crawl under the table during the intro? Haha, I barely noticed that :O
eme3are 2 years ago 3
there's nothing on tv nowadays thats on par with Roseanne. although i do like house. heh. but still Roseanne is just genuine, you cant beat it.
xTrueNightmaresx 2 years ago 5
right. on. sista.
spinningfan 2 years ago
im a guy, but thanks for the comment anyways, haha.
xTrueNightmaresx 2 years ago
@xTrueNightmaresx i totally agree with you
77impy 2 years ago
Darlene's such a little smart-ass. lol
Definitely her mother's daughter. People talk about how Michael Fishman looks so much like Roseanne, but I think Sara Gilbert looks like she could really be related to John Goodman. Something in the smile.
tygersflowerz 2 years ago 5
Fire Bad.......Pain Ass
Jason64DH 2 years ago 3
Dad you remember a psych named mrs. osmond?
Yeah, didnt she have a couple of hits during the 70's?
LOL!
alitam219 2 years ago 3
this is the best halloween episode
patricknedz 2 years ago 4
"Moans, screams, and rattling chains."
"Oh, so you taped you're date last night!"
"Yea, how did you guess?"
Haha. I love Roseanne's Halloween episodes. They are always classic.
MargeinCharge98 2 years ago 6
This episode is funny.
AArmendariz12 2 years ago
i LOVE this family!!
KeswickCamp08 2 years ago 29
I know, but out of all the Halloween episodes I loved this one the best
bigwillietheb 2 years ago 4
lol, i love that part! isnt DJ cute? i love the last season. :) :)
KeswickCamp08 2 years ago 4
DJ is very cute
Johnny15depp 2 years ago
wHen dan was trying to bite his face, i could not stop laughing
samjonsch 3 years ago 8
"besides if i want cany, i'll go trough your purse" lmaoooooo!!!!
JACKERZ99 3 years ago 4
Roseanne looks like my mom! a whole lot! and acts the same fukin way! XD
lol, great episode!
DanielAvilaAGT 3 years ago 4
lol mine too.....not even kidding haha ALOT
wwestar 2 years ago 2
great to know i ain;t the only one, biaaatcchh, hehhee, Just playing
DanielAvilaAGT 2 years ago 2
This is my favorite Halloween Episode out of all of them! I crack up laughing everytime I see this one and look forward to it every year or whenever I wanna watch it!! YAY the whole thing is now on here!! Thanks!!
natashag1985 3 years ago 3
Roseanne had such classic Halloween episodes. TV doesn't make good Halloween eps anymore...if they even make any at all on any of the crap TV shows they have on nowadays.
Muggle423 3 years ago 6
I LOVE THIS EPISODE!!!!!! One of the BEST,and it gets me very excited for Halloween:)
americanidolfan23 3 years ago 2
i never liked roseanne when i was little,i always watched family matters and fresh prince, so i decided to give roseanne a shot and now i'm hooked!:)
NarokiDream 3 years ago 4
Good man.....those two shows I can't stand haha. Especially family matters o.O
mikeisapro 2 years ago
Darlene:"And I'll be Casper the FRIENDLY ghost," XD!
skylur44 3 years ago 4
Roseanne's halloween episodes are awesome. It doesn't matter when I watch them, they always put me in the mood for the holiday!
Snapepet 3 years ago 43
i agree
vjmartinez88 3 years ago