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  • why is there sex related videos on on every episode its getting annoying

  • mouth to mouth through the helmets? o.O

  • activate the captions and then watch the video

    it is hilarious

  • lol all the comments say season 1 XD

  • sex related videos.....on red vs blue?

  • XDXDXD i cant stop laughing at this series....

  • i have a theory:

    spoliers!

    all the reds and blues are AI's fragments that splintered off one AI based on director church's mind.

  • @simpsonfan13 I hope that isn't a serious theory.

  • don't be afraid to go too low haha!

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  • how does cpr help a guy who got shot in the head?

  • @warhawk9566 you patch up the hole then breath air back into the body so the brain starts back up duh XD jk jk its halo ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN

  • caboose. nuff said

  • kein sent me..told me id laugh my ass off..

  • @TheDragonJustin kevin sent me. he said once you laugh your ass off i can shoot it. omg im tired of seeing "kevin sent me" just shut the fuck up!

  • Sarge raises a good point. he really should be dead by his own agrgumant.

  • Church: If he gives you mouth-to-mouth, I'm leavin'.

    Simmons: Maybe you should give him mouth-to-mouth?

    Church: I'm leavin'.

  • Hold on a second, that ain't fair.

    LMFAO

  • why dose church want 12$ for?

  • Please make these available on mobile I love to watch them and I need to catch up on seasons but I can't cuz they don't stream to my phone thanks for all the work making these

  • Sarge:Oh i feel worst about Grif....I always make fun of him..I never even told him he was my son

    Church:No way the orange guy is your son?

    Sarge:Nah i just wanted to screw with him one last time.....But now i'll never get that chance

  • And for some reason "Strippin'" is back....

  • SPOILER DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN ALL OF RvB

    Ok so, if Church is an AI, which we know he is, then there can only be 2 explanations for this vid 1. sarge is an AI and we mabey find that out in season 10 or more or 2. AI's can visit the spirit world. Personally i think Sarge is an AI :P

  • @EnricoSuave666 well considering sheila is there, it seems A.I's can visit the spirit world

  • @rstfanbot679 Dude his first theory said sarge is and AI, since church and he are at the same place, and church is an AI. So obviously if they both are AI sheila would be in the AI "non-realworld" too.

  • @EnricoSuave666 They are clearly in the armor stasis like in the future seasons

  • @EnricoSuave666 when this episode was made they didnt even plan on making church an ai thats why they had a spirit world

  • To this point, Tucker was the only character with a perfect attendance record, this episode broke it.

  • Want to go to heaven? Its 10$ to go in.

    I left my wallet in the car..

  • poor sheila.

  • griff ill give you 10 seconds before i let "..." do anything you want to you

  • fucking adds

  • - If he gives you mouth-to-mouth i am leaving.

    - Maybe you should give him mouth-to-mouth?

    - I am leaving.

  • *MASSIVE SPOILER*

    People who are current to RVB storyline still wonder how Sarge is here...

    Shelia is an AI (like Church) so of course they can interact,

    But since Church is a near-human mind, his consciousness is visible to Sarge in purgatory.

    Sorry, there is not a perfect explanation.

  • Grif did work!?

  • 85 people still can't talk to Church.

  • lol shelias in the afterlife

  • Sarge:''Will I remeber any of this''

    Church:""Yes but only if you give me two dollars

  • C

    hurch:''You wanna go to heaven cause its like 10 bucks to get in''

  • Oh thank God...almost lost it there for a second...

  • WTF Grif is Sarge's...SON?????

    *Head explodes*

  • @Heater294 he isnt his son

  • "how does that make sense... CPR for a bullet to the head...."

  • I'm looking at the related videos and I see a lot of boobs and butts...XD

  • @bella1o1o me too i bet grif or caboose did it grif because its grif, caboose for funnyness/stupidity

  • @mikelm1999 very true

  • If he was shot in the head, how did they revive him? just wondering.

  • @IdiocricyIncarnate they gave him CPR, werent you paying attention? lol

  • @The3ndlessDepths why could they give cpr i mean we was shot in the head he didnt lose his heart beat or somthing

  • I threw money at the screen but nothing happened D:<

  • "Well I'll be a monkey's...they saved me."

  • first it was 10 bucks then it was 5 bucks

  • hi i like to type in the comment section my favourite lines from the episode i just watched.... lol F off

  • Tanks go to heaven too :D

  • So uh, anyone wanna explain the audio at the end to me?

    ....With a pornographic story?

  • @Scraplstolemyname 4 words man. BOW-CHIKA-BOW-WOW!!!!

  • @Scraplstolemyname finger in the ass, enough said.

  • church realy wants money

  • LOVE THIS SHOW

  • how the FUCK did 83 people dislike this

  • you do know sarge just went to recovery mode

  • 4:25 I am though :(

  • 83 people are covenants

  • i just put 10 bucks in my wallet that you can belive is NEVER leaveing...

  • Poor Sheila :(

  • poor grif

  • *witty comment  about dislikes*

  • lollololllolololollolloloololo­oloolool

  • 83 people didn't have 10 dollars after they died

  • SPOILERRRRR!!!!!!!!<------

    okay, for those who have watched the entire series so far, how is church with Sarge when he encounters death when church is an AI and not actually a ghost....??? Answer pleaseeee

  • @hootyoot I beliee they might have been making it up as they were going along. Or they tried some shit out of that one episode of Doctor Who when they were in the library?

  • @hootyoot so when you asked how could sarge talk to church when hes dead even though hes an a.i, this is only speculation but because church thought he was alive and human for so long that when he died his mind actualy wanted to go to heaven but because his a.i part knew he wasnt it kept him there so they pushed on each other and cancelled eachother out and put him in limbo.

  • @Jerry2die4 or maybe jack and geoff just didnt think that far ahead..it is only the first season after all..

  • @gmarcosr And Burnie and Joel and Jason, and EVERYONE!

  • @Darkpup15 yea them too..

  • @TuxedoPlayer You don't you crouch over them stand up, and crouch again. Then repeat that till You get killed yourself

  • How do you give CPR to someone who's wearing a helmet?

  • @TuxedoPlayer

    The same way you spit out of a helmet.

  • I love this and i dont even like halo XD

  • @filipwax dun like halo.... fuck you!

  • So THAT'S how Spartans respawn. They're given CPR...

    Huh. I wonder if Elites are screwed, then.

  • ...did Griff just give Sarge a handjob at the end?

  • if u dislike rvb, wtf is the point in watchinng 15 eppisodes?

  • i hope i don't run into church when i die

  • I'm curious... who's watching this for the first time?

    'Cause I remember my first time... it. was. awesome.

  • @S91909838759hoi let's keep what you do during the night between you and the other person. jk but yea Red vs. Blue kicks ass

  • @S91909838759hoi i am all the seasons i never thought that this would be funny but i got more into it

  • wait so church is the alpha and he can speak to dead ppl or sarge is also an A.I like church this is so confusing

  • At 2:00 grif has sarge's shotgun

  • go to the base shu shu XD

  • Remember an extra $2 so if you get revived you can remember the afterlife

  • I ALWAYS keep 10 dollars with me ALWAYS

  • what about if you dont use dollars?

  • Sarge is not a AI he is a human he is just stuck in his head and church is there too.

  • @DeadlyGaming100 dude same. it's not going well.

  • @DeadlyGaming100 Especially if u watch only 3 vids a day -_-

  • @DeadlyGaming100 me too

  • you don't have it then? thats too bad, pretty shitty reason to be damned to hell for all eternity

  • IMMMA FIRIN MAH MAINE CANNON!!

  • 2:08

    Simmons: "Grif this isn't working! we have to try something else!"

    Church: "If he gives you mouth to mouth I'm leavin."

    Simmons: "...Maybe you should give him mouth to mouth"

    Me & Church: "I'm leavin."

  • Sarge is an AI? no Church is THE AI lol he doesn't even struggle taking over people's bodies

  • NONCANON! 

  • @xvoverseer15 *sigh* alas no he is not. The proof *spoiler alert* church is an AI and sarge could see him because of the head trauma from the bullet wound plus in the reconstruction series an emp was detonated which could destroy AI and sarge was caught in the blast but the only thing that happened was the jeep he was driving in to deactivate

  • id but my heaven money on what xvoverseer said

  • sarge is an AI

  • lol...the sarge is an ass to grif

  • when church and sarge are in the after life part church sounds like that nerd guy from that 70s show

  • sarge is a petophile

  • 83 people didn't bring 10 bucks to the after life.

  • Your so f*cking funny because you quoted the video.

  • Onlive is cloud gaming, but what is cloud gaming? It's annoying as hell thats what it is!

  • Start saving for that 10 bucks now. And an extra 2 dollars in case someone you hate gives you CPR to bring you back.

  • "Maybe we should give him mouth to mouth" Where's Donut when they need him?

  • 83 people forgot 10 bucks

  • Thumps up if you saw a person in the back at of churches head at 0:33

  • shi-at-zu

  • Church: "If he gives you mouth to mouth, I'm leaving."

    Simmons: "Maybe you should give him mouth to mouth."

    Church: "I'm leaving."

  • sarge went into armour lock and met up with church, that wasnt a spirit world prr any of that crap.

  • 81 people forgot to bring their wallet to the afterlife.

  • NEVER START A POT OF SOUP WHILE WATCHING RVB!!!!! it didnt work out so well... oh yeah well i guess i should go take care of that no...... IM NOT LYING!!!!!

  • very funny sheila.

  • and don't forget, we all receive 10,000 dollars cash in heaven

  • they should remake these episodes so its not so shitty looking

  • @Armstrawng sure you were.

  • poor sheila

    

  • @Armstrawng I don't like you -_-

  • @Armstrawng no shit dumbass its halo 1 as in made in 1999 - 2002

  • @tymaxie2

    2001 was the Halo Combat Evolved release date and was playable online until 2006 where they closed the multiplayer down. But you would argue that if you have a Halo CE on the PC you can still play multiplayer today. Moreover the argument can be extended to say Halo CE started at 2001 and ended 2004 as that's when Halo 2 came out.

  • @VeryBestReviewer Halo 1 was never playable online on xbox. only splitscreen or system link, unless you had a modded xbox to use a special server to play online

  • Sheila's in the spirit world too? THAT'S AWESOME!!

  • @Armstrawng dude its from freaking halo 1

  • Now you need 10 bux too!

  • You want to go to heaven? 'cause it's like 10 bucks to get in.

  • what is the yellow thing that the red line of the video loading is for?

  • @MathersMarshell thats the time for the add lol

    

  • @MathersMarshell it marks when the in video advertisting pops up

  • That whistling noise at the begining creeped me out! O.o

  • Lol "I dont know how to explain this but---- You were shot in the head bubby!"

    Hilarious

  • everybody remember to bring 10 bucks when u are about to die...

  • @Esspen089 what if ur british

  • @Esspen089 im english and ill proberly never go to america to how will i???? lol

  • @Esspen089 thanks for the advise oh wise one (bow real low)

  • @Esspen089 will there be a discount because it went from $10-$5

  • @Esspen089 im english so hopefully they have an exchange booth ;D

  • @Esspen089 or 5 if their desperate.

  • therapeutic mAssages

  • apparently youtube is realy happy about on live gaming

  • ghost church sounds like the guy from that 70s show

  • Why would chirch want 5 bucks? he dosent even have is armor in the real world

  • hard to believe a girl in that armor

  • shelia's in the afterlife ha

  • 2:00

  • Oh very funny Sheila. Shoo.

  • Poor Grif

  • 80 people tried CPR on a Bullet wound to the Head.

  • @funnyvidsmaster12 Makes sense to me XD

  • @funnyvidsmaster12 and failed while 6435 succeded

  • @funnyvidsmaster12 83 people

  • @DildoChaos ur gay

  • @funnyvidsmaster12 3 of them failed

  • I just relized that grif saved sarge, and yet sarge is an ass to him through the whole red vs blue series.

  • listen up youtube, Congress is considering passing a bill that could shut down gaming videos and streams. It's called Bill S.978. This bill would shut down Toby's gaming channel, Tobuscus, possibly his lazy vlogging channel. Not just him but other companies such as Machinima and other gaming channels all over the internet would be shut down. Please research more information about this bill because i can't type it all. I never say this in the comments, but please thumb this up so people see.

  • @IncognitoWolfe thank you, now im going to start a revolution against US government with ALL my friends

  • @IncognitoWolfe thnx ill see what i can do :D

  • dont be afraid to go too low yeah lil lower and hold it there... *cough*dumbass*cough*

  • WAIT is sarge a AI D:

  • @death6998 EXACTLY!

    

  • Ctrl-W skips ads

  • @parrisluck123 shut up

  • don't be afraid to go to low lol love roosterteeth

  • I love how they use references from preveious episodes in the future episodes.

  • who can dislike rvb 80 people died in the last episosde