Gravity is a fact. No wait your right, it's highly likely a made up superbeing is performing this tasks! Damn, grow up fools, there is no creator. FACT.
Just went back to see the original, and I thought your video was a caricature but it really is the same! Unless the one on ppsimmons vid is also a satire, in which case I feel like a dummy. Well done for all the work Chatty!
i want you to pickup a pencil,book or any object with weight. put it to about eye level and say these words. "theory of gravity" and drop the item... my point concluded!
Great satire. Thanks for the entertainment. Creationists are so thick I almost got sucked into believing this campaign was for real. Glad I checked you out first. Subbed.
I almost dislike this video until I have an epiphany of how truly profound this video turns out to be. We should question gravity just as how creationists question evolution.
@chattiestspike2 aha... I didn't missed the point; I am on the point. See? I have seen both the "Question Evolution" and this "Question Gravity." Maybe I am too ignorant enough to notice your burlesque of parody attempting to sarcastically ridicule a video posted by a group of pseudoscience mentioned. What I did even stupider was to read your video description just to prove how idiotic I am. Did I solved your conundrum or I just gave you another one?
The Gravity THEORY says: what goes up, must come down. But, if a plane *goes up* and then flies to Austrailia, when it lands it's just going up again. And people say scientists are smart.
I am sick to death about claims about the THEORY of Gravity. Gravity is just a fairytale for grown ups and our children are being brainwashed into joining this religion and following its Satanic cult. It is obvious that Satan has inspired all proponents of this wicked theory and that those in favour of it only believe it because they want to spend their personal and private lives how they please without the fear of eternal torment in hell...
@PastafariansWON I think we should sue the government for giving precedence to one single theory. The THEORY of Gravity should not exclude all other theories in state schools, and equal time should be granted to the Intelligent Drag Theory, that invisible, microscopic fairies with jet packs hold on to objects with mass and that more such fairies will hold onto them depending on how great their mass is...
@PastafariansWON They decide to bring these objects close to one-another and this is why objects in space collide. These fairies also hold objects onto planets to stop them from floating out into space, and when you jump, they end up battling the force of your leg muscles. Orbit exists when these fairies cower at the sight of potential collisions and so end up fucking up their journeys and end up going around in circles.
@evoTARDSareINSANE "Evolution is a religion" is using a dictionary that hard? if u understood the meaning of the words "evolution" and "religion" you might realize how retarded you sound when quoting inmate kent hovind
@evoTARDSareINSANE "No go hunt for your NON EXISTENT "ape-man" shared ancestor (which is still UNFOUND)" Why don't you go and hunt for your NON EXISTENT research papers 'professor' retard.
To get in the astral realm, you must completely relax, and there is no gravity in lucid dreams and projections of the astral body into WHAT OMG I dont even know
@Allallt help is on the way, the gov is going to ban the use of no-gravity-thought, just hold onto the bible as there's a secret parachute built into the back cover.
This is exactly what Conservapedia thinks about relativity. They even call scientists who agree with the theories "relativists". I feel so sorry for those people.
The irony of this satire on creotards willful ignorance is that evolution is actually much better understood now than gravity, as any physicist will readily assent. We know that cumulative selection acting on a system of particulate inheritance in organisms will inevitably result in macroevolution, but physics has yet to explain theoretically why gravitational attraction is an inevitable feature of mass.
But since when do creationists feel any responsibility to learn real science?
sorry the evangelicals have already done this by Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning admittedly in 2005 lol and yes they say god is pudhing things down
If we assume gravity to be evidence of god’s power, then it is logical to assume that god’s power is relative to the size and or density of an object. The lighter something is (which usually, but not always has a direct correlation to size), the less power god has over it. Feathers and plastic bags for example are extremely resistant to god’s invisible pull, while asteroids and planets are extremely susceptible. Doesn’t that contradict the assumption of an omnipotent god?
so im supposed to disreguard the idea of gravity because you CANT SEE IT or FEEL IT but im supposed to accept the there is a GOD despite the fact that we CANNOT SEE IT, FEEL IT, or HEAR IT. so how do you intend to back up the idea a god exisits but gravity doesnt. clearly we can see gravity exisits because things attract other things and things fall to the ground not float off to space. god however has NOTHING but faith to prove his exisitance and a 2000 yr old book written by ppl.
I dont want to question gravity. Can I question Atomic Theory instead please? No, ok, gravity it is then. Burn in hell all youse gravitationists cos we a wrighchus......I'm doing something wrong, I dont sound as retarded as a creationist yet. I'll work on that.
@davidsfriend01 Newtonists are God haters who just like to sin and use gravity as an excuse. They are a cult and Newton is their God. Newtonism is a fairytail made up up by Hitler to justify his sins.
See, you need more sophisms. Also, you must be 100% sure of what you're saying, even though you don't really know what you're saying. You must also show that Newtonists are a threat to your beliefs. Add that they like to sin and hate god or whatever. Making words up also helps.
@ivanlagrossemoule I promise I'll try harder. Seems like it takes more effort to be offended by something than it does to understand it. Newton was a nihilist, "what goes up must come down" clearly refers to newtonion plan to bring down civilisation and rebuild it in thier heathen sinful image. Newtonionists reject God's will and seek to undo his creation. God will smite them with holy fire because and send them to hell with graviton death rays. God loves everyone though, even sinful newtonists.
@davidsfriend01 but gravity exist, and what comes up does come down, rather you think that has to do with people trying bring religion down or not, you are still refusing to accept reality is the problem.Don't morph reality just to prove your right it just makes you look like an incompetent liar or very delusional.btw people trying to prove physics exist doesn't make them a sinner get out of the stone age.If anything you can say god made physics -.-
@TheLylestyle "btw people trying to prove physics exist doesn't make them a sinner get out of the stone age" Thats kinda my point. My comments on gravity are merely an attempt to mock creationists who say things lke that and actually beleive them. That is how rediculous they sound when critisizing evolution. I fully agree with you that you cant morph reality to make it fit your beliefs, that is my point. Thank you for the reply though. I can but hope it will make others think as well.
Haha, I just love how much badly the Question Evolution video is aiming to sell their shirts and buttons and crap. It's almost as if some people found out how remarkably easy it is to sell stuff to the gullible, and that's all they're really trying to do with creation.com
Quantum mechanics suggests that the universe is bumpy and random. Relativity and it's blasted gravity says the universe is smooth and predictable. Stupid gravity. If someone questions gravity and in the process came up with a quantum explanation of gravity and makes it "fit" with the other forces, nobel prizage awaits them.
Great job chattiestspike2. I'm sick of Newtonism being bandied about by the intellectually dishonest atheist element of our society. How they've managed to cling to unsupportable 324 year old dogma for no good reason is beyond me. Some may argue that we should "teach the controversy" but IMO such codswallop should be removed from science textbooks altogether - acknowledging some "controversy" only lends validity to the flawed ideals of Newonism and it's fanatic followers.
this has to be hoax.... when they zoom out of the panflet at around 0:37, read question 0: why don't airplanes fall? this proves my point that all creationists are retards
Gravity is like a monkey wrench that intends to make barriers & seperatism in the science community. I have come up with even wilder theories that have just some how became reality. I contribute these Knowings to my precognitive abilities., My theory is that electromagnetic vortexes are these forces that interact, thus giving an illussion to a seperate force involved, as gravity is just a complete mess set in place to keep us from the truth about free energy. Gravity does not exist.
hi im a fellow christian and i question gravity. those who dont are ignorant or just atheist. but im a little confused, i dropped an apple the other day and timed it and kept repeating it and kept getting the same result. what does this mean? also im trying to figure out what weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? if a fellow christian can help answer these questions it would really help. THANKS!
Despite my many encounters with the Phenomenon and various degrees of scars to prove it's existence, I'll have a go translating this important document into danish if you wish.
1:22. Some invisble force no one can see? Yeah, ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as going to heaven thanks to the invisible man in the sky though eh? LOL!
I hope this is a joke. I read your article about reassons there is no such thing as gravity, and you're an idiot. Simply put. You believe the moon and sun orbit the earth!? The earth orbits the sun, the moon orbits the earth. I don't claim to be an expert at science, but I know there is evidence for gravity, It can't be called a scientific theory without evidence! You don't seem to understand the difference between a theory and a scientific theory!
@Mrcharliem251 Hmm? How can you claim in one hand to not being an expert in science, yet call of us idiots for not believing in your silly theories of gravity? O.o Next you'll be saying the Moon is falling towards the Earth and the Earth is falling towards the Sun!!! Bloody ridiculous concept !!! Does it feel like we are bloody falling .. well does it ??? And the likes of you want to teach this junk to kids in schools and collages? >;( Bloody Earth and Moon falling what a joke!!! >:(
@PacalB Are you serious? You don't believe in gravity? Gravity doesn't work the way you seem to think it does! Gravity is stronger in some parts of the universe and weaker in others. The earth wouldn't fall into the sun, because it is a balance of forces which causes an orbit. I assume if you don't believe in gravity you believe in god? For which there is no evidence for, unlike gravity.
@Mrcharliem251 Bah! Bloody hell! I know what you are trying to say ... you're trying to lumping me in with those many "idiots out there" aren't ya?? Yeah ... the ones you are talking to Plur307 about! >:( How bloody rude! Look, why didn't you just say this instead ... eh?
F = (G m_1 m_2)/r^2
That makes far more sense to me than all that waffling on about gravity this, gravity that blah blah blah! :) Hint: Click on the persons name to check them out first! :P
People are laughing at this at the peril of the salvation of their soul. Gravitationalists in alliance with their sinful allies: evolutionists, sex educationalists and Satanists; have taken over our public schools. Students and parents need to ask questions.
What was the fruit with which the devil tempted Eve in the Garden of Eden? An apple! What was the fruit that fell on Isaac Newton's head? An apple! You see how the serpent works. He is tempting you now with junk science. Beware!
@RCSVirginia You're on a computer so it's kind of ironic how you consider science a sin. I wonder, if given the option, would you send the world back to the dark ages?
Yes, you are true, and what you said disproves Evolution too. Because if things Evolve and get better over time, then why are sharks still the same ugly creatures they have been for MILLIONS OF YEARS? If Evolution was true, they should be like Shark-men or something close. They should be able to talk now at least. As long as those killers have been around. (JK)
I can't see how anyone would not believe in gravity. This is almost worst than people not believing in the atomic theory, theory of relativity or theory of evolution!!!
We older people who know that "gravity" is a bad thing. I was saying that this morning when I saw my body in the mirror. I think this downward pull must actually come from Satan.
Poe's law wins again. I had to go to chattiestspike's channel to see if he was an insightful satirist or a complete twat. FYI he is an insightful satirist.
@MultiArchangel Evolution is not a theory; it is a phenomenon. But gravity is merely a theory propounded in an attempt to explain why mass attracts other mass and photons.
@MultiArchangel just saying, its only a theory. just saying that the arguments against evolution are not any stronger than these arguments against gravity. they are all based off of false assumptions, misrepresentations of what the theory actually states and denial of actual data.
lol
countzulu99 1 week ago
Gravity is a fact. No wait your right, it's highly likely a made up superbeing is performing this tasks! Damn, grow up fools, there is no creator. FACT.
Lixhul 2 months ago
gravitationalists often confound microgravity and macrogravity. no one questions microgravity, but you can't extrapolate that to macrogravity.
babaganoug 2 months ago
So close to the real thing, its hardly satire.
InternetDarkLord 3 months ago
Just went back to see the original, and I thought your video was a caricature but it really is the same! Unless the one on ppsimmons vid is also a satire, in which case I feel like a dummy. Well done for all the work Chatty!
rossini55 3 months ago
i want you to pickup a pencil,book or any object with weight. put it to about eye level and say these words. "theory of gravity" and drop the item... my point concluded!
carlcarl15 3 months ago
What are the chances that mass would be attracted to each other by chance? There has to be invisible pixies with strings pulling them together.
TheScienceFoundation 3 months ago
I lost all my morals until I realised gravity was a lie.
lazycackle 3 months ago
Sometimes Creationists seem so blissfully ignorant to me that it seems like they're trying to hide from reality.
evzt3 3 months ago
Great satire. Thanks for the entertainment. Creationists are so thick I almost got sucked into believing this campaign was for real. Glad I checked you out first. Subbed.
68spaceman 4 months ago
Ha i just realized this was satire
thybigballs 4 months ago 3
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thybigballs 4 months ago
Yeah, screw you, Newton. I'm going with Einstein on this one!
VeninGriffe 4 months ago
I almost dislike this video until I have an epiphany of how truly profound this video turns out to be. We should question gravity just as how creationists question evolution.
zerozio2u 4 months ago 2
@zerozio2u Not quite sure if you're one of the many who just missed the point, or if you're also sarcastically going along with it.
chattiestspike2 4 months ago 3
@chattiestspike2 aha... I didn't missed the point; I am on the point. See? I have seen both the "Question Evolution" and this "Question Gravity." Maybe I am too ignorant enough to notice your burlesque of parody attempting to sarcastically ridicule a video posted by a group of pseudoscience mentioned. What I did even stupider was to read your video description just to prove how idiotic I am. Did I solved your conundrum or I just gave you another one?
zerozio2u 4 months ago
There is so much POE going on in these comments I can't tell who's serious and who isn't :/
nivekeryas 5 months ago
At last someone is fighting back against the newtonian thought police. Together we can do it, t day gravity tomorrow electromagnetism!!
scarfhs1 5 months ago
/facepalm
Portivitae 5 months ago
@Portivitae why?
chattiestspike2 5 months ago
Hahaha. " Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?"
Jaybird196 6 months ago
The Gravity THEORY says: what goes up, must come down. But, if a plane *goes up* and then flies to Austrailia, when it lands it's just going up again. And people say scientists are smart.
Ejak2021 6 months ago
Newton had admitted before he died that he just couldn't believe in gravity, he repent and turned to God.
Adix9512 6 months ago 7
@Adix9512 wow isn't it weird that he was a bilbical scholar all his life!
KyuubiNaruto1337XD 5 months ago
The sad part is that Plasma/electric universe theory (which many believe in) questions gravity.
Equiliari 6 months ago
I am sick to death about claims about the THEORY of Gravity. Gravity is just a fairytale for grown ups and our children are being brainwashed into joining this religion and following its Satanic cult. It is obvious that Satan has inspired all proponents of this wicked theory and that those in favour of it only believe it because they want to spend their personal and private lives how they please without the fear of eternal torment in hell...
PastafariansWON 6 months ago
@PastafariansWON I think we should sue the government for giving precedence to one single theory. The THEORY of Gravity should not exclude all other theories in state schools, and equal time should be granted to the Intelligent Drag Theory, that invisible, microscopic fairies with jet packs hold on to objects with mass and that more such fairies will hold onto them depending on how great their mass is...
PastafariansWON 6 months ago
@PastafariansWON They decide to bring these objects close to one-another and this is why objects in space collide. These fairies also hold objects onto planets to stop them from floating out into space, and when you jump, they end up battling the force of your leg muscles. Orbit exists when these fairies cower at the sight of potential collisions and so end up fucking up their journeys and end up going around in circles.
PastafariansWON 6 months ago
@PastafariansWON The theory of gravity is false. As a fellow Pastafarian you must know that it is the FSM's noodly appendages that hold us all down.
TheLaughingOut 6 months ago
@evoTARDSareINSANE Now go chase your imaginary "make things fall" nonsense
pochopaz7381 6 months ago
@evoTARDSareINSANE Well you are obviously a graviTARD, and your silly religion of gravity
pochopaz7381 6 months ago
what proof or evidence do you have that gravitationism is accurate and correct??
squizill 6 months ago
If gravity exists, why do people not fall off the other side of the earth? :o lol
waitwhathe 6 months ago
Just when I though evoTARDS couldnt get any dumber.....their CULT sinks to a new LOW
Evolution is a religion
evoTARDSareINSANE 6 months ago
@evoTARDSareINSANE
Religion requires faith; science requires evidence.
Xeno426 6 months ago
@evoTARDSareINSANE "Evolution is a religion" is using a dictionary that hard? if u understood the meaning of the words "evolution" and "religion" you might realize how retarded you sound when quoting inmate kent hovind
squizill 6 months ago
@squizill
Actually evoTARD I got it from the video below titled "Evolution is a Religion" and didnt see Kent Hovinid anywhere in the video
/watch?v=J21mkCtdHKg
No go hunt for your NON EXISTENT "ape-man" shared ancestor (which is still UNFOUND)
evoTARDSareINSANE 6 months ago
@evoTARDSareINSANE you're an idiot.
Drgamedood 6 months ago
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@evoTARDSareINSANE "No go hunt for your NON EXISTENT "ape-man" shared ancestor (which is still UNFOUND)" Why don't you go and hunt for your NON EXISTENT research papers 'professor' retard.
lethalsub 3 months ago
@squizill The stupid it HERTZ!!!
reafdaw01 6 months ago
@evoTARDSareINSANE obvious troll is obvious
PlanetBongoSan 6 months ago
@evoTARDSareINSANE
Just when gravotards couldn't get any dumber... their cult sinks to a new LOW
Gravity is a religion.
fnjanitor 6 months ago
@evoTARDSareINSANE Poe
ThePuppyTurtle 6 months ago
To get in the astral realm, you must completely relax, and there is no gravity in lucid dreams and projections of the astral body into WHAT OMG I dont even know
StuckInTheSky0 6 months ago
Oh, and also, this is great porn music!
uxtalzon 6 months ago
Obviously, the apple that hit Newton on the head caused brain damage and ultimately made him think gravity exists. Stupid gravotards!
GRAVOTARDS!
uxtalzon 6 months ago
Gravey? What's that?
DrIvoRobotnick 7 months ago
The ball goes up .... The ball comes down ....You can't explain that!
WampaStomper 7 months ago
chattiestspike2 (an atheist) allows the freedom to comment on his vids.
ppsimmons ( a christian) does not.
Conclusion: Atheists believe in free speech. Christians are censoring fascists.
Drgamedood 7 months ago
HELP ME! I questioned gravity and now I'm floating away.
Allallt 7 months ago
@Allallt help is on the way, the gov is going to ban the use of no-gravity-thought, just hold onto the bible as there's a secret parachute built into the back cover.
AtheistIreland 7 months ago
Any chance of a log-in free download link for the PDF?
broughamb 7 months ago
This is exactly what Conservapedia thinks about relativity. They even call scientists who agree with the theories "relativists". I feel so sorry for those people.
The1stSlicer 7 months ago
This is genious
assalane 7 months ago
The irony of this satire on creotards willful ignorance is that evolution is actually much better understood now than gravity, as any physicist will readily assent. We know that cumulative selection acting on a system of particulate inheritance in organisms will inevitably result in macroevolution, but physics has yet to explain theoretically why gravitational attraction is an inevitable feature of mass.
But since when do creationists feel any responsibility to learn real science?
owlcowl 7 months ago
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TheAtheist71 7 months ago
The Republicans have turned the USA into an intellectual sewer with their cut backs and fat DOD money wasting.
BlameRepublicans 7 months ago
Intelligent Falling!
MaterialBoyx3 7 months ago
sorry the evangelicals have already done this by Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning admittedly in 2005 lol and yes they say god is pudhing things down
unless it was a joke aswell
9CrystalDragon2 7 months ago
@9CrystalDragon2 pushing not pudhing lol
9CrystalDragon2 7 months ago
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/watch?v=sEFQDwXGtQc&feature=player_detailpage#t=512s
Kirk Cameron explaining gravity
enigma1863 7 months ago
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I have no objection that Natural Descension can be scientifically proven, but there is no evidence for macrogravitation.
robtbo 7 months ago
Wait nevermind. I just noticed it's Satire. Nice troll though. I'm actually laughing now. XD
Xorcrupt 7 months ago
This is has to be one of the biggest, most retarded campaigns ever. I didn't know people could be this stupid. -_-
Xorcrupt 7 months ago
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ttopperr 7 months ago
+1 for the use of the word "gravitationalist"
AntiTheocracy 7 months ago
If we assume gravity to be evidence of god’s power, then it is logical to assume that god’s power is relative to the size and or density of an object. The lighter something is (which usually, but not always has a direct correlation to size), the less power god has over it. Feathers and plastic bags for example are extremely resistant to god’s invisible pull, while asteroids and planets are extremely susceptible. Doesn’t that contradict the assumption of an omnipotent god?
Usersname1983 7 months ago 4
@Usersname1983 Go explain that with Neutrinos.
Relativistic QFT, QM, and etc is required.
-Troll.
sudoLinux666 3 months ago
@sudoLinux666 Why? That has nothing to do with gravity. The troll is weak with you.
Usersname1983 2 months ago
@Usersname1983 Sorry. I mean "explain neutrinos" with the god thing.
sudoLinux666 2 months ago
@sudoLinux666 I know what you meant. Your question simply has no relevance. Again, your trolling is weak.
Usersname1983 2 months ago
so im supposed to disreguard the idea of gravity because you CANT SEE IT or FEEL IT but im supposed to accept the there is a GOD despite the fact that we CANNOT SEE IT, FEEL IT, or HEAR IT. so how do you intend to back up the idea a god exisits but gravity doesnt. clearly we can see gravity exisits because things attract other things and things fall to the ground not float off to space. god however has NOTHING but faith to prove his exisitance and a 2000 yr old book written by ppl.
FixedByDoc 7 months ago
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@FixedByDoc I think they make a cream for that.
chattiestspike2 7 months ago
@chattiestspike2 lol
FixedByDoc 7 months ago
I dont want to question gravity. Can I question Atomic Theory instead please? No, ok, gravity it is then. Burn in hell all youse gravitationists cos we a wrighchus......I'm doing something wrong, I dont sound as retarded as a creationist yet. I'll work on that.
davidsfriend01 7 months ago
@davidsfriend01 Newtonists are God haters who just like to sin and use gravity as an excuse. They are a cult and Newton is their God. Newtonism is a fairytail made up up by Hitler to justify his sins.
See, you need more sophisms. Also, you must be 100% sure of what you're saying, even though you don't really know what you're saying. You must also show that Newtonists are a threat to your beliefs. Add that they like to sin and hate god or whatever. Making words up also helps.
ivanlagrossemoule 7 months ago
@ivanlagrossemoule I promise I'll try harder. Seems like it takes more effort to be offended by something than it does to understand it. Newton was a nihilist, "what goes up must come down" clearly refers to newtonion plan to bring down civilisation and rebuild it in thier heathen sinful image. Newtonionists reject God's will and seek to undo his creation. God will smite them with holy fire because and send them to hell with graviton death rays. God loves everyone though, even sinful newtonists.
davidsfriend01 7 months ago
@davidsfriend01 but gravity exist, and what comes up does come down, rather you think that has to do with people trying bring religion down or not, you are still refusing to accept reality is the problem.Don't morph reality just to prove your right it just makes you look like an incompetent liar or very delusional.btw people trying to prove physics exist doesn't make them a sinner get out of the stone age.If anything you can say god made physics -.-
TheLylestyle 7 months ago
@TheLylestyle "btw people trying to prove physics exist doesn't make them a sinner get out of the stone age" Thats kinda my point. My comments on gravity are merely an attempt to mock creationists who say things lke that and actually beleive them. That is how rediculous they sound when critisizing evolution. I fully agree with you that you cant morph reality to make it fit your beliefs, that is my point. Thank you for the reply though. I can but hope it will make others think as well.
davidsfriend01 7 months ago
Gravity is a lie!!!!
AForkSpoon 7 months ago
Haha, I just love how much badly the Question Evolution video is aiming to sell their shirts and buttons and crap. It's almost as if some people found out how remarkably easy it is to sell stuff to the gullible, and that's all they're really trying to do with creation.com
FrostdPoptart 7 months ago
Quantum mechanics suggests that the universe is bumpy and random. Relativity and it's blasted gravity says the universe is smooth and predictable. Stupid gravity. If someone questions gravity and in the process came up with a quantum explanation of gravity and makes it "fit" with the other forces, nobel prizage awaits them.
oggleman 7 months ago
#14. Is the disclaimer of WTF?
ttopperr 7 months ago
Great job chattiestspike2. I'm sick of Newtonism being bandied about by the intellectually dishonest atheist element of our society. How they've managed to cling to unsupportable 324 year old dogma for no good reason is beyond me. Some may argue that we should "teach the controversy" but IMO such codswallop should be removed from science textbooks altogether - acknowledging some "controversy" only lends validity to the flawed ideals of Newonism and it's fanatic followers.
lolYOULOSTTHEGAMElol 7 months ago
THIS IS SO AWESOME. :D
CommanderSquidlet 7 months ago
I love question 14 in the pamphlet. Made me laugh.
CandidCarl 7 months ago
hahaha creationism is such a joke. good satire btw
skrawnyone 7 months ago
Great Video. Religion is so open to ridicule and the Christians don't even realise it.
This is a good take off of the Question Evolution video, but it has a major difference.
You allow comments. "Question Evolution" doesn't.
It just shows how little faith they have in their beliefs that they won't allow their claims to be put to the test of argument.
HonestMan395 7 months ago 2
this has to be hoax.... when they zoom out of the panflet at around 0:37, read question 0: why don't airplanes fall? this proves my point that all creationists are retards
Airr91 7 months ago
lol.
u never know, it's only a theory
jojoinhere 7 months ago
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RevDevilin 7 months ago
LMAO, is this satire ?
DoNotLaughAtMe 7 months ago
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@DoNotLaughAtMe LMAO, do you read ?
chattiestspike2 7 months ago 7
@DoNotLaughAtMe <<< American detected
lolYOULOSTTHEGAMElol 7 months ago
@DoNotLaughAtMe QUESTION GRAVITY it could be false.
ttopperr 7 months ago
Gravity is like a monkey wrench that intends to make barriers & seperatism in the science community. I have come up with even wilder theories that have just some how became reality. I contribute these Knowings to my precognitive abilities., My theory is that electromagnetic vortexes are these forces that interact, thus giving an illussion to a seperate force involved, as gravity is just a complete mess set in place to keep us from the truth about free energy. Gravity does not exist.
LendMeYourHand 7 months ago
The ball goes up .... The ball comes down .... Never a miscommunication ....
You can't explain that.
ObserversEyes 7 months ago 23
@ObserversEyes Indeed
beachcomber2008 7 months ago
@ObserversEyes But what if I catch it!? HA! Gravity ain't got shit on me!
Joeri12 4 months ago in playlist Liked
19 people just realized their assertions are educationally misguided but felt the necessity to remain faithful to their religious upbringing...
aquatix 7 months ago
This is a 5star!
I have never laughed so hard since... last time i laughed tthis hard!
Good humor in this one!
Thank you christians for shareing your total stupidity ere on youtube!
MORE OF THESE VIDS!
Ginza122 7 months ago
hi im a fellow christian and i question gravity. those who dont are ignorant or just atheist. but im a little confused, i dropped an apple the other day and timed it and kept repeating it and kept getting the same result. what does this mean? also im trying to figure out what weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? if a fellow christian can help answer these questions it would really help. THANKS!
muaythaijunky 7 months ago 2
@muaythaijunky maybe it's the same reason why we can observe the transformation of species and the discovery of fossil?
jojoinhere 7 months ago
@jojoinhere maybe........it takes too much time to deal with that. i have all the answered in my bible. god is truly great and he loves you!
muaythaijunky 7 months ago
@muaythaijunky Just pray, my son, just prayer and the lord will appear to you in a vision and give you the answers you need.
P.S. If he doesn't appear, you'll probably have to drink a couple of bottles of whiskey to lubricate his passage into your mind.
HonestMan395 7 months ago
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this is satire right?
zwwalker 7 months ago
If gravity forms space debris into planets, then how come there are still space debris?
typhoidX 7 months ago 23
If apples fall from trees, why are there still trees?
JennyFarlopez 7 months ago 2
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divick630 7 months ago
Despite my many encounters with the Phenomenon and various degrees of scars to prove it's existence, I'll have a go translating this important document into danish if you wish.
jipersson 7 months ago
OMG! are you insane?
TomValedro 7 months ago
chuck norris is gravity itself, cause the earth is attracted to him !!!!!
rpm303 7 months ago
lolz
vineethkuruvath 7 months ago
Lmfao "why don't airplanes fall" cracked me up xD
veryboredpug 7 months ago
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iamadamsusername 7 months ago
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BlinkyTheSpaceCadet 7 months ago
@BlinkyTheSpaceCadet guess you realized something didnt you :D
chattiestspike2 7 months ago
@chattiestspike2 lol yes, I got trolled! XD
BlinkyTheSpaceCadet 7 months ago
I swear to God (!) I actually had to double-check this was a satire before I clicked on the "Like" button.
Nice one!
paulcager 7 months ago
@mtnumb SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL
AurorasWake 7 months ago
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this reminds me of the darksucker conspiracy. few people understand that lightbulbs do not emit light, they actually suck dark.
GreatNorthWeb 7 months ago 20
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@GreatNorthWeb lol
chattiestspike2 7 months ago
@GreatNorthWeb Darksucker? Brilliant. That'll be on t-shirts next
These people are brainsuckers
beachcomber2008 7 months ago
@beachcomber2008 and I didn't make that up. i read about it on a text file from a bbs back in the 80's.
GreatNorthWeb 7 months ago
1:22. Some invisble force no one can see? Yeah, ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as going to heaven thanks to the invisible man in the sky though eh? LOL!
renoo27 7 months ago
If not gravity then what?
TheDano1947 7 months ago
I hope this is a joke. I read your article about reassons there is no such thing as gravity, and you're an idiot. Simply put. You believe the moon and sun orbit the earth!? The earth orbits the sun, the moon orbits the earth. I don't claim to be an expert at science, but I know there is evidence for gravity, It can't be called a scientific theory without evidence! You don't seem to understand the difference between a theory and a scientific theory!
Mrcharliem251 7 months ago
@Mrcharliem251 Hmm? How can you claim in one hand to not being an expert in science, yet call of us idiots for not believing in your silly theories of gravity? O.o Next you'll be saying the Moon is falling towards the Earth and the Earth is falling towards the Sun!!! Bloody ridiculous concept !!! Does it feel like we are bloody falling .. well does it ??? And the likes of you want to teach this junk to kids in schools and collages? >;( Bloody Earth and Moon falling what a joke!!! >:(
PacalB 7 months ago
@PacalB Are you serious? You don't believe in gravity? Gravity doesn't work the way you seem to think it does! Gravity is stronger in some parts of the universe and weaker in others. The earth wouldn't fall into the sun, because it is a balance of forces which causes an orbit. I assume if you don't believe in gravity you believe in god? For which there is no evidence for, unlike gravity.
Mrcharliem251 7 months ago
@Mrcharliem251 Bah! Bloody hell! I know what you are trying to say ... you're trying to lumping me in with those many "idiots out there" aren't ya?? Yeah ... the ones you are talking to Plur307 about! >:( How bloody rude! Look, why didn't you just say this instead ... eh?
F = (G m_1 m_2)/r^2
That makes far more sense to me than all that waffling on about gravity this, gravity that blah blah blah! :) Hint: Click on the persons name to check them out first! :P
PacalB 7 months ago
@Mrcharliem251 I think you need to get your sarcasm detector fixed...
Plur307 7 months ago
@Plur307 I am now aware this is satyre, however as one who knows there are many idiots out there, it can get difficult to tell the difference.
Mrcharliem251 7 months ago
@Mrcharliem251
" You don't seem to understand the difference between a theory and a scientific theory!"
Do you feel a little bit silly now?
Pigdowndog 7 months ago
Where do I order a t-shirt?
jojokerus 7 months ago
@jojokerus its in the description
chattiestspike2 7 months ago
@chattiestspike2 I guess I have to watch the video and not play backgammon at the same time
jojokerus 7 months ago
I do not belive in gravity!
jasason10 7 months ago
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@jasason10 Maybe you do not understand the gravity of your situation.
TheDano1947 7 months ago
People are laughing at this at the peril of the salvation of their soul. Gravitationalists in alliance with their sinful allies: evolutionists, sex educationalists and Satanists; have taken over our public schools. Students and parents need to ask questions.
What was the fruit with which the devil tempted Eve in the Garden of Eden? An apple! What was the fruit that fell on Isaac Newton's head? An apple! You see how the serpent works. He is tempting you now with junk science. Beware!
RCSVirginia 7 months ago 2
@RCSVirginia You're on a computer so it's kind of ironic how you consider science a sin. I wonder, if given the option, would you send the world back to the dark ages?
KBuuK 7 months ago
@RCSVirginia Steve Jobs is Satan!!!!! HALLELUJAH AMEN AND SHIT
jimbob1969 7 months ago
@ozmoroid
Yes, you are true, and what you said disproves Evolution too. Because if things Evolve and get better over time, then why are sharks still the same ugly creatures they have been for MILLIONS OF YEARS? If Evolution was true, they should be like Shark-men or something close. They should be able to talk now at least. As long as those killers have been around. (JK)
Dhorpatan 7 months ago
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Gravity is false because it isn't mentioned in the bible
fernbap 7 months ago
I can't see how anyone would not believe in gravity. This is almost worst than people not believing in the atomic theory, theory of relativity or theory of evolution!!!
TimLeahy2 7 months ago
If all you guys want to question gravity, go jump off a building a see what happens.
micah1116 7 months ago
@micah1116 I said the same to a creationist conspiracynut. He did NOT jump, sadly...
martingoldfire 7 months ago
gravity sucks
Tony2438 7 months ago
@Tony2438 Been falling down a lot?
rjdyou 7 months ago
@rjdyou its intelligent falling IF that gravity thing is only a theory
Tony2438 7 months ago
We older people who know that "gravity" is a bad thing. I was saying that this morning when I saw my body in the mirror. I think this downward pull must actually come from Satan.
cavejourney 7 months ago 2
Poe's law wins again. I had to go to chattiestspike's channel to see if he was an insightful satirist or a complete twat. FYI he is an insightful satirist.
chrisofnottingham 7 months ago
hahaha what the FUCK!?
Hazzza777 7 months ago
I MUST have that T-shirt!!! They should print the pamphletquestions on the back too, that would be awsome!
martingoldfire 7 months ago
this is funny as hell
darthj3d 7 months ago
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darthj3d 7 months ago
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I find it absolutely hilarious how you fools are actually trying to compare gravity to evolution theory. What a dumb analogy that is.
MultiArchangel 7 months ago
@MultiArchangel LOL
chattiestspike2 7 months ago 19
@MultiArchangel Is it really? They're both similar in that we know they are there, but the theories describing them are incomplete.
FilterExel 7 months ago
@MultiArchangel lol texas?
tamu77095 7 months ago
@MultiArchangel Evolution is not a theory; it is a phenomenon. But gravity is merely a theory propounded in an attempt to explain why mass attracts other mass and photons.
rjdyou 7 months ago
@rjdyou MEEP MEEP MEEP
jimbob1969 7 months ago
@MultiArchangel are you talking about the "theory of gravity"? you do know that its just a theory right?
greycloud24 7 months ago
@greycloud24 - Please don't launch straw man arguments. I see yours coming a mile away.
MultiArchangel 7 months ago
@MultiArchangel just saying, its only a theory. just saying that the arguments against evolution are not any stronger than these arguments against gravity. they are all based off of false assumptions, misrepresentations of what the theory actually states and denial of actual data.
greycloud24 7 months ago
@MultiArchangel MEEP MEEP MEEP
jimbob1969 7 months ago
@MultiArchangel Wow….
00D00 7 months ago
WOOOOOOOW. . . .This just blew my mind for the day... Pause the video at certain points to read the actual questions in the pamphlet. Its hilarious
AstralOpeth 7 months ago
@AstralOpeth try downloading the pamphlet and reading all of them :D
chattiestspike2 7 months ago
If gravity is truth why come you dont read the bible
shandcunt 7 months ago
If gravity exists, how come the Sun hasn't fell?
HybridD91 7 months ago 3